Nu vot blya priehali

[Fortuneteller]

Well guys,

I don't want to go home now. Reasons:

1. Possible war
2. Human rights violation
3. Abscence of jobs
4. Economy is down

Guys, what's happening to Uzbekistan? I can't believe it.
I mean, look at the shit that's going on.
All these people who work for foreign companies, etc. are going to spend money in Kazakhstan for clothes and other shit. Vot tak chto all the money that are earned by people of Uzbekistan are going to go to Kazakhstan. Da blya nam eshyo voini ne hvatalo, esli zarplata $10-15 on average to budet $5. Vot togda uvidete mnogodetnih semey.
Blya mi prevratimsya v kishlak iz Indii.
Koroche situatsiya pizdets.
Miru mir voine pipiska.

[Rover]

Don't panic!

We can say more or less the same about any country, even about US:

1. Possible war ( with Iraq, even more real than Uzb with Turkm)
2. Human rights violation ( escpecially after 9.11)
3. Abscence of jobs (no need to comment)
4. Economy is down (no need to comment)