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01-10-2003, 01:39 PM
TOP SECRET Microsoft(c)
Code Project: Chicago(tm)
Projected release-date: Summer 1994 */
#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#define INSTALL =3D HARD
char make_prog_look_big[1600000]; void main()
{
while(!CRASHED)
{
display_copyright_message();
display_bill_rules_message();
do_nothing_loop();
if (first_time_installation)
{
make_50_megabyte_swapfile(); do_nothing_loop(); =
totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system(); =
search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2(); hang_system();
}
write_something(anything);
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
do_some_stuff();
if (still_not_crashed)
{
display_copyright_message(); do_nothing_loop(); =
basically_run_windows_3.1(); do_nothing_loop(); do_nothing_loop();
}
}
if (detect_cache())
disable_cache();
if (fast_cpu())
{
set_wait_states(lots);
set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
set_mouse(action, jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
}
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */ /* printf("Welcome to Windows =
95");
*/ printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); if (system_ok()) =
crash(to_dos_prompt);
else system_memory =3D open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);
while(something)
{
sleep(5);
get_user_input();
sleep(5);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(5);
}
create_general_protection_fault();
}
Code Project: Chicago(tm)
Projected release-date: Summer 1994 */
#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#define INSTALL =3D HARD
char make_prog_look_big[1600000]; void main()
{
while(!CRASHED)
{
display_copyright_message();
display_bill_rules_message();
do_nothing_loop();
if (first_time_installation)
{
make_50_megabyte_swapfile(); do_nothing_loop(); =
totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system(); =
search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2(); hang_system();
}
write_something(anything);
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
do_some_stuff();
if (still_not_crashed)
{
display_copyright_message(); do_nothing_loop(); =
basically_run_windows_3.1(); do_nothing_loop(); do_nothing_loop();
}
}
if (detect_cache())
disable_cache();
if (fast_cpu())
{
set_wait_states(lots);
set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
set_mouse(action, jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
}
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */ /* printf("Welcome to Windows =
95");
*/ printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); if (system_ok()) =
crash(to_dos_prompt);
else system_memory =3D open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);
while(something)
{
sleep(5);
get_user_input();
sleep(5);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(5);
}
create_general_protection_fault();
}