stariye anekdote...

[Hasanali]

: :D Negr chitayet v tramvaye gazetu na evreyskom yazike.K nemu
podsajivaetsya stariy evrey.
_ Slushay ,tebe chto malo togo chto ti cheyrniy.... :D :D :D

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Muj prixodit domoy s raboti i jene govorit:
-Tak davay bistro razdevayseya.bistro,bistro i v postel.Ya uje terpet ne mogu...
__ Kak razdevayseya ? Dlya chego? Ti uj god tri ,kak zabil ob etom i dumat.Neujeeliii???
__Da razdevayseya ya tebe govoryu.seychas uvidish chto takoye nastoyashey seks...
-- Seychas,seychas,ya bistrenko...bistrenko...uhuuu...
__ Vsyo ? Gotovo? Razdelas? Uffff....nakones xot' kogo-to udalos' s pervim aprelyam obmanut..

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Na utro posle korporativnogo novogo goda:
__Ti pochemu prishyol v stelku piyaniy??-krichit jena na muja..
__Nu ti dayosh-- udivlyaetsya muj." prishyol piyaniy" ....Ti chto ne videla chto menya prinesli...???? "Prishyoooolllll....."
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_-Zdes vidayut zarplat-u?
Moya familya itogo
_Net zdes sobirayut nalogii
Kak vi govorite vasha familya????
:rolleyes: :D :o :oops: