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LIA FLAME
03-05-2003, 08:58 AM
LOOOOOL TAKOGO PRO ARMYAN ESHO NE SLIXALAAAAA. MOJET VSE TAKI ET PRO AZERI?
KORO4E ANEKDOT:
?IVAYUT: ET VOZMOJNO, 4OB POSLE 2OGO MESYAC ZAMUJESTVA JENA OSTOVALAS DVSTVENNICOY?

OTVET: AGA, ESLI MUJ U NEE FRANCUZ, AKADEMIK, ILI AZERBAJANEC!

A ET IDEA, SHA NA4NEM NOVIY TOPIC POSHLIX ANEKDOTOV:)
FEEL FREE 2 SUBMIT UR OWN STORIES.

BUD'TE ZDAROVI, DR
LIA FLAME
03-05-2003, 09:05 AM
OY REBYATAAAA TOKA 4O ZAMETILA 4O YA LEYTENENTOM STALAAAAA. PRODVIJENIE V SLUJBE NAZIVAETCA!!!! KTO TUT GOVORIL 4O MNE NE STAT' GENERALOM? A RANGA POVISHE NETU? SKAJEM ADMIRAL??? IYAHOOOO

VSEX UGOSHAYU ARM PIVOM! KOTAYK! IMEDJ NI4O! JAJDA VSE!!!

FLY AWAY, LADY V POGONAX
noodles
03-05-2003, 01:30 PM
LoL, you'd better go and visit "Ugolok Smeha" section:)
LIA FLAME
03-06-2003, 01:44 AM
LoL, you'd better go and visit "Ugolok Smeha" section:)
Max: NAH, IT'S MODERATED;)
nemets
03-06-2003, 02:44 AM
Лиа Фламе!
Странно, я етот анекдот слышал много раз, и во всех были именно армяне. Азеры наверное придумали?! Ето конечно глупости, кто там армяне или чукчи или азеры итд, но почему в твоём варианте именно азеры? Знаеш у нас в универе есть азеры, которые тоже при любом поводе всё спихивают на армян. Будет из вас кто-нибудь по благоразумнеи?
Ничего личного,
Бест регардс,
неметс
trigger-happy
03-06-2003, 08:25 AM
One guy came to see a doctor becasue he wanted help with his stuttering. After the examination, doctor said:
- I think I know what your problem is. Your penis is unusually large and it puts a lot of strain on your vocal cords. That's why you stutter.
- W-w-what c-c-can I d-do?
- We could remove a few inches of your penis and that would solve the problem. Of course, you would still have plenty left down there.
A few weeks after the surgery, the patient shows up again.
- Thank you doctor, the surgery really helped my stuttering. But to tell you the truth, I miss my penis. Can I have it back?
- N-no w-w-way!