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noodles
03-07-2003, 06:42 PM
Kto kakim bil v detstve?
spoon
03-07-2003, 06:47 PM
Max
когда гостей приглашают в гости, есть с дастархана блюда, начинают сами хозяева а потом уж гости и т.п.
ну ты понял.
noodles
03-07-2003, 07:05 PM
Aleek, I got ya.
Well, actually, when i was young, i mean between 5-13, I was fat :) and disturbing child. But i studied very well :) Later, after 13, I became a lil bit serious than before but now I wasn't studying so good as before. My dad noticed this change in me and began to take strict measures, like: limited playing outside, no soccer, limited tim to swim and so on. All time he persuaded me to study. But time passes and people change, the life changes. So did I. Started to smoke, began hooliganism so on :) But it natural for a young one...but later I changed at all....it's all for now:)
Aleek, like it? ;)
spoon
03-07-2003, 11:10 PM
Well, actually, when i was young
т.е. уже не растешь? http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/r/smile.gif
But time passes and people change, the life changes
согласен
Started to smoke, began hooliganism
отец не знает пока?
ну что сказать, курить ты брось. потом будешь благодарить. http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/r/smile.gif
ну вообщем не падай духом, учись, все еще в передиhttp://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/8/wink3.gif
noodles
03-08-2003, 06:08 AM
aight, thx.
Now would you like to tell sthg about ur childhood:)
Kogda ya byl malenkim baba.juda aqilli edim ,cause I was woonderkindom .Potom uje usha babakligimda razniye books stal chitat and also futbol o'ynardim kegin katta bola bo'ldim
trigger-happy
03-09-2003, 02:13 PM
When I was little I was a little "protector of justice" :D - always sticking up for the kids who got beaten up, or didn't have any friends. I would even fight with teachers for those kids. Naturally, when I grew up, my parents thought I should study law and become a public defender. But by then, I already got back-stabbed a few times - by the same people who I defended.
BlacklabeL
03-09-2003, 10:40 PM
When I was about 6 years younger......
I was chubby, but very athletic, never cared how I looked, what am I wearing, and I used to lie left and right. Sometimes I look back, and wonder how was I able to make so many good friends :oops: . I think I have changed dramatically since I came to Youfigure, USA :)
noodles
03-12-2003, 05:47 AM
Becky, ishonovr, hammasi rost;)
Avaz, bu hayotlariga karasang vabshe blin kak v filmah...so how can I trust?
SayFuLLoH
03-12-2003, 09:10 AM
nde :)
XSpider
03-12-2003, 04:08 PM
Когда я был маленким ,
мне медсёстры делали уколы , а шас я им делаю уколи вотак-вот .
trigger-happy
03-12-2003, 04:17 PM
Ах принц, всегда чё-нибудь скажешь такое, умное. А тема кстати интересная. Вот давай, серьёзно рассказывай, каким ты в детстве был, а то вот умничаешь тут. :)
I have difficulties describing myself when I was young. I've always been eccentric, careless, and very very curious about science.
Avaz,
I have been sucj a phreak back in time when i was a kid.
I remember kicking and busting everybody's ass. I pretty much enjoyed doing it, until I got busted myself. :)
It happened when me and a bunch of other guys tried to get money out of ATM's.
After that, I got interested in computers. I got my first one in 1991. Since then Im a computer phreaker :)
I consider that i have changed since then.
Now i do respect some people and I am proud to have such a childhood.
PS: I can't disclose you anymore information right now ;)
I got interested in computers. I got my first one in 1991.
Year 1991!!!? I did not even have a calculator then :?
noodles
03-12-2003, 08:21 PM
Guest, who are you? :)
Lotus
03-13-2003, 04:31 PM
Когда я была маленькой я училась в музыкальной школе, которую ненавидела. В принципе учительница у меня была хорошая, но заниматься мне не хотелось. Таким образом на специальность я нет-нет ходила, а вот такие предметы как сольфеджио, а тем более хор просто игнорировала. Однажды я так увлеклась игнорированием, что моя учительница по спец. стала серьезо настаивать на том, чтобы я привела маму. Я приходила на урок и она "Где мама?". Мне приходилась придумывать серьезные отмазки - то мама на конференции в Грузии на 2 недели, потом через 2 недели я ей принесу цветы чтобы раздобрить, то у мамы очень много работы, но она обязательно придет на след. неделе. Короче мне, 12-летнему ребенку было сложно, но до конца семестра я дотянула и все экзамены я сдала хорошо. Мама так ничего и не узнала.
Я вообще любила прогуливать уроки, которые мне не нравились и то что я училась в муз. школе мне помогало. Например, если мне не хотелось на математику я походила в учительнице по математике и говорила что у меня репетиция в муз школе. А в музыкальной школе я говорила что у меня олимпиада по англ, Санъат байрами, ну врала в зависимости от сезона.
_Charosoy_
03-13-2003, 04:46 PM
Lotus, u menya toje pohoje na tvoye detstvo, tolko ya ne hodila v muzikalnuyu shkolu, menya s 6 let otdali v shoku tansev, tak kak u menya ne bilo osobogo golosa kak u moih sester. U nih bil talant i na muziku i na piyanino, bayan-okardeon. No menya vsegda tyanula k tansam. Tak mama hotela menya videt, vsegda pervim:) Chut chto kajdiy 2 raza v god san'at bayrami, a etim prazdnikam gotovilis mesyats vpered. Da esli v shkole bila kakoye to sobitiye srazu prihodilos tansevat. Kakom to smisle bilo horosho, esli eto podhodila so vremenem po matematiki i algebre. Nikogda ne lyubila eti predmeti. Vobshe to blagodarna roditelyam, oni v detstve nas staralis zanyat vsem vozmojnim. Plavaniyem, tansami, raznimi olimpiadami, papa vsegda zabiral soboy v pohod. I vse eto v jizni prigodilas . Ya dumayu kogda u menya budut deti ya toje zaymu ih raznimi krujkami i budu pomogat im samosovershenstvovatsya :)
SayFuLLoH
03-13-2003, 05:21 PM
Max:ti vsyo esho takoyje!:-)
SayFuLLoH
03-13-2003, 05:31 PM
Na shto test?
CHOYHONACHI
03-14-2003, 05:56 AM
Max:ti vsyo esho takoyje!:-)
qoshilaman
hot ya ne videl maxa v detstve , lekin predstvlayu yego ... hmmm shortasi turpoq, futbolkasi yirtilip ketkan ... beti qashqa ... :) lekin qulog'igacha uzaygan ulibka :) .. qolida kok-top ...
bitta raznitsa hozi maxni qolida kok-topmas kompyuter :)
omadla
CHOYHONACHI
03-14-2003, 06:00 AM
V shkole bila aktivistkoy, pionerkoy, sportsmenkoy.
eee sorok baranov mala za takuyu nevestu :)
birdan vspomnil film: Kovkazskaya plennitsa
omadla
Mengli
03-14-2003, 06:34 AM
В принципе то что я хочу добавить к теме,"каким я был в детстве",не совсем относится.Но слова ети были сказаны ребенком,точнее моим братишкой от возраста 3-10 лет.Нам(т.е. моей семье) они казались очень смешными,вот я решила поделится:
самадат- солдат, шкутакурка- штукатурка, аткриса- актриса, и самое недавное: не стей бенку- не бей стенку.
а ето моё: :)
инкачёшь? инкачу- не хочешь? не хочу :))
CHOYHONACHI
03-14-2003, 07:16 AM
lahmat - rahmat :)
omadla
trigger-happy
03-14-2003, 12:42 PM
аткриса- актриса
Упала вообще. :D :D :D
Alouddin
03-14-2003, 01:07 PM
В принципе то что я хочу добавить к теме,"каким я был в детстве",не совсем относится.Но слова ети были сказаны ребенком,точнее моим братишкой от возраста 3-10 лет.Нам(т.е. моей семье) они казались очень смешными,вот я решила поделится:
самадат- солдат, шкутакурка- штукатурка, аткриса- актриса, и самое недавное: не стей бенку- не бей стенку.
а ето моё: :)
инкачёшь? инкачу- не хочешь? не хочу :)) (nuthin personal) et vas v Turkmenii tak uchat russkomu? ;)
Chapmi
03-14-2003, 01:38 PM
og'ayni sal sekinroq Turmanboshi urup ketmasin yana ;)
noodles
03-14-2003, 01:41 PM
Max:ti vsyo esho takoyje!
LoOoL vjik, GAD! :P
CHOYHONACHI: hahaha, sen kendin nasildin ya?:)
CHOYHONACHI
03-20-2003, 12:33 AM
Max:ti vsyo esho takoyje!
LoOoL vjik, GAD! :P
CHOYHONACHI: hahaha, sen kendin nasildin ya?:)
abi yakinda will post my photo destva :) oshanda korip olasan :)
mogu zaraneye skazat chto pionerom bil ya goryachim :)
omadla
Chapmi
03-20-2003, 11:23 AM
Choyhonachi-pioner ja qiziq bosa kerak.
noodles
03-20-2003, 11:59 AM
CHOYHONACHI, kutamiz :)
shkolnica
03-23-2003, 11:22 AM
I would like to tell you about my schoollife, how the things have changed, how time runs so fast... I hope its ok to write the whole story of my schoollife...
v perviy klass ya poshla s bratishkoy, kotoromu bilo 6, a mne togda bilo 7. nas otdali v odin klass. mi za odnoy partoy sideli.. tak i prosideli vsyu ostalnuyu chast' shkolnih let...oh, bili dni kogda ya nenavidela shkolu iz-za brata. ya uchilas to horosho, a vot on lentyayem bil. mne bilo vsegda stidno kogda on 2 i 3 poluchal. "dvoyshnik" v to vremya bilo samim obidchivim slovom. oy, esli kto-to nazovyot tebya dvoyshnikom, to tamom, chustvovali sebya samim neschastnim chelovekom. mi davolno taki chastenko ssorilis s nim, no esli kto nibud' pro nego hot' odno plohoye slovo govoril, ya s'est ego bila gotova. vsegda roditelyam jalovalas, shto mne stidno iz za nego, potomushto on ploho uchilsya, i samoyo strashnoye, kogda on vihodil k doske, u nego pocherk bil nekrasivim, menya eto ujasno smushyalo...godi proletali, while I was writing double essays, and doing double homeworks, mi uje bili v devyatom klasse. uh eto samaya tokaya zapominayushyaya pora, malchiki nashi stali menyatsya, s pontom krutimi hoteli bit', na uroki nezahodili, a s nimi kak vsegda moy bratik umniy, on vsegda uspeval prinyat' uchastiye vo vseh drakah, gde draka, on tut kak tut.koneshno je, v 9 klasse on jutko viros, potom...kuda mi bi ne hodili, on kak bi moy zashitnik, nikto slovo lishneye ne vimolvit. te kto neznali, u teh zadniye misli bili, potomushto on vsegda so mnoy hodil, ... nu klassno bilo, no vot skoro posledniy zvonok, proshalniy vals' tancevat' budem, while everybody is worrying about to find an appropiate date to dance, I already have one... hotya bi v etom on horosh, umeyet uhajivat' za mnoy. it's nice to have a handsome, one of the coolest guy dancing with you at your last day of school... vot tak vot...
noodles
03-23-2003, 11:31 AM
shkolnica: 274ed268, nice to hear these all beautiful and marvellous periods of your school life. I'm really impressed :)
shkolnica
03-23-2003, 01:25 PM
thank you, Max, :)
noodles
03-23-2003, 01:31 PM
shkolnica: 274ed268, You are most welcome ;) If anything else that you could share with us, please feel free =)
CHOYHONACHI
03-29-2003, 08:32 AM
shkolnica: 274ed268, You are most welcome ;) If anything else that you could share with us, please feel free =)
usta ti brosat udochki .. lekin ne dotyanut tebe do menya :)
omadla
noodles
03-29-2003, 08:43 AM
CHOYHONACHI, uahaha, ya daje ne pitayus :)
CHOYHONACHI
03-29-2003, 08:53 AM
eto bilo 1986 godu ... endi detskiy sadni tugatip, oqishka kiradigon paytla ... u payta u nas bili nuleviye klassi ... to est tipa something like podgotovitelniy klass de ... nashi roditeli reshili menya otdat v shkolu s ruskim yazikom obucheniya ... anyway .. detskiy sadda hot mi i znali : Zdlastvuyte, do svidaniya... ya to po ruski ne sharil .. okam bilan bordik darska ... v nolevoy klass ... siju ... smotryu ... vse uchat azbuku ... azii .. buki ... bukva aaa ... bukva beeee ... nu uchihalka bitta bittadan soravottide:"nuka Akmal ? chto eto za bukva?!" Akmal:" Bukva Aaaaa!", "A eto chto takoye?!" .. "Eto albuuzzz" ... "Nodira? Nazovika etu bukvu ?" "Bukva D, a eto Dom" - umincahyet Nodira :) ... i raz "Ikbol, eto kakya bukva?" ... ya v skochke ... nima deganini tushunmadim daje ... bir okamga qariman, bir uchihalkaga ... tosh sovaganday v rot ... siju .. akam naklonilsya i v ushko : "Bukva T degin"- dedi ... "Bukla T" - desam .. opegimiz ne otstayot ..." A chto eto takoye?" .... ya radostniy , chisto ozbecha aksent bilan : " Tlaaaahtil" desam ... hamma kulip yuboridi ...
omadla
noodles
03-29-2003, 09:03 AM
LOOOOOOL uahahha
upal`eee....
CHOYHONACHI
03-29-2003, 10:10 AM
LOOOOOOL uahahha
upal`eee....
no comments ... by the way ... budet more loooolno esli skaju chto menya vodili v det-sad na kolyaske daje kogda mne bilo 6 let :)
omadla
noodles
03-29-2003, 10:11 AM
CHOYHONACHI, uahahha, a pochemu? lyubil na kalyaske hodit?:)
CHOYHONACHI
03-29-2003, 10:12 AM
LOOOOOOL uahahha
upal`eee....
no comments ... by the way ... budet more loooolno esli skaju chto menya vodili v det-sad na kolyaske daje kogda mne bilo 6 let :)
omadla
va ne sprashivayte menay kogda ya brosil sosat sosku :)
mauhauha
omadla
noodles
03-29-2003, 10:17 AM
uje dogadivayus;)
Kolobok
03-29-2003, 10:18 AM
а ты разве бросил сосать??! :shock: :P
noodles
03-29-2003, 10:21 AM
:)
CHOYHONACHI
03-29-2003, 10:49 AM
CHOYHONACHI, uahahha, a pochemu? lyubil na kalyaske hodit?:)
ahhhaaa ... ochen nravilos ... okamla vodit qilar edila ... yugiriptirip vozil ... u ham u paytta 10 yoshta ... prikol de ... kak ministr borar edim det-sadka ... qani postoronitesss .. prezident of apandiland kevotti .. tipa :)
po magazinam vozil qaytip ketotkanda :) still haha tepishadi ustimdan uydegila
mauhauhuaha
omadla
noodles
03-29-2003, 10:53 AM
CHOYHONACHI, Mr.Lipton kevotti deb-a?:) LoL
CHOYHONACHI
03-29-2003, 10:53 AM
а ты разве бросил сосать??! :shock: :P
inogda po utram po privichke de :)
mauhuah
Kolobok mstish ?! mauhauha Max siz hali Kolobok va meni oramizda otkan narsani bilmesiz mauhahuau
omadla
noodles
03-29-2003, 10:53 AM
CHOYHONACHI, nuka kolis bistro!! :)
CHOYHONACHI
03-29-2003, 10:58 AM
CHOYHONACHI, nuka kolis bistro!! :)
i can't ask Kolobok himself .. mauhauha
pust gunohini yuvsin .. mauhauha
omadla
CHOYHONACHI
03-29-2003, 10:59 AM
ne sprashivayte zachem ya zdes bestolku siju ...
prosto sport zalga kelgan edim de .. dush olganda kegin .. sochim uzunligidan qurigan yode .. vot i siju sushu sochalrimi ... a to davnop uyda otirgan bolishim kerak edi
omadla
noodles
03-29-2003, 11:09 AM
uahah, sochni kamro ostirish kerede:) naverno uzun soch bilan tugilgansiz shekilli a?:)
CHOYHONACHI
03-29-2003, 11:13 AM
uahah, sochni kamro ostirish kerede:) naverno uzun soch bilan tugilgansiz shekilli a?:)
unisi bilmimanu .. lekin men tug'ilgan kun yomg'ir yoqqan ekan ... vot nedavno tug'ilgan kunimda ham yomg'ir yoqtide .. stranno ...
*CHOYHONACHI thinks that it seems that he lived it before kogda to ...
mauhauha ... kak govoritsya .. deja vu ?!
omadla
noodles
03-29-2003, 11:18 AM
uahahuaha, deja vu :)
matrix bop kettingeee
CHOYHONACHI
03-29-2003, 11:23 AM
uahahuaha, deja vu :)
matrix bop kettingeee
a tak ohshap ketaman a?!
mauhauha
omadla
noodles
03-29-2003, 11:30 AM
wohahahahah, jalla shu kinoni birinchi marta korganimda kimgadir ohshatgandim.... endi bildim kimgaligin ;)
CHOYHONACHI
03-29-2003, 11:35 AM
wohahahahah, jalla shu kinoni birinchi marta korganimda kimgadir ohshatgandim.... endi bildim kimgaligin ;)
men birinji korganimda .. mlyaaa horosho sigral .. vse budut vostorge degan edim ...
mauhauh
omadla
noodles
03-29-2003, 11:39 AM
heh, Matrix II ni korish kere... bunsida qanaqa ohshagansiz?:)
CHOYHONACHI
03-29-2003, 11:44 AM
heh, Matrix II ni korish kere... bunsida qanaqa ohshagansiz?:)
kojakta tushkan suratim ... ortogimni foto moshinkasida ketip qopti plyonka ... topsam nazskaniruyu
mauhauh
omadla
ps: lekin ozbelarga kojak kurtka rossa otiradide ... naprimer Kolobokka a?!
noodles
03-29-2003, 11:47 AM
LOOL :) a tak koja kurtka hoz qimmat... turkiyada arzon holos :)
CHOYHONACHI
03-29-2003, 11:49 AM
LOOL :) a tak koja kurtka hoz qimmat... turkiyada arzon holos :)
biznes qilelimi ? toshkenga a?!
mauhauha
vsyo kettim uyga .. sochim quridi
mauhua
omadla
ps: oylap koring pro kurtki a?!
CHOYHONACHI
03-29-2003, 11:50 AM
a tak Kolobok on-line nu ... lekin ne poddayot vidu a?!
mauhauha
vsyo endi rostan ham kettim
omadla
noodles
03-29-2003, 11:58 AM
hehehe, biznes qisa boladi a tak:) lekin, nalog'dagila eshtib qomasin tsss ;)
noodles
03-29-2003, 11:59 AM
a tak Kolobok on-line nu ... lekin ne poddayot vidu a?!
naverno CNN chitaet lol
Kolobok
03-29-2003, 12:27 PM
Колобок мстиш ?!
Ето только начало :evil: :P
Маx...ты тоjе почитай CNN. ;)
noodles
03-29-2003, 12:41 PM
Kolobok, a tam niche interesnogo netu...too lame refreshment...
vahaha...
Max,sen hali katta bo'pqoldingmi yoshligignni eslagani? :P
A tak boru bitta gap:"Autobiography is the most respectful way of lying":)
haaayt..ingilishchalap yozvordimmi?:)
noodles
03-30-2003, 11:29 AM
kkk, LOOOL
San ha sal pal kkkatta bop qoldim, a san bosa haliyam pacansan ;)
tak chto hozirgi hayotini yozib ber :) yoshligini desam uyat boladi ;) :lool: :lool:
uzr Max,
Men hali chaqaloqman. Yoshlik davrim qana bo'ladi uni bilmiman...Kelajakni bashorat qiladigan qilig'larim yo':)
Vremya pokajet :P
noodles
03-31-2003, 11:04 AM
kkk, hali chaqaloqliging tori, shunga hozirgi hayotini gapiirib bersen ham boluradi ;) :lool:
meni hali tilim chiqmadiyu;qana qilib gapirberaman? :)
noodles
03-31-2003, 12:31 PM
kkk, qoli bilan korsatib bersen ham boladi :)
men u narsani boshida o'ylagandim...lekin beshikka belanganligim uchun harakat qilolmayappan..:(
noodles
03-31-2003, 01:08 PM
kkk, kkkallavaram, biron narsa oylab topde endi... shunaqayam latta boladimi :lool:
Max,bitta gaptan qoseng o'lasami? :twisted:
CHOYHONACHI
04-01-2003, 03:20 AM
hehehe, biznes qisa boladi a tak:) lekin, nalog'dagila eshtib qomasin tsss ;)
kojani kilolap sotamiz ?! onovi hitoylila shunaqa ku ?! a bilaslami ?!
mauhauh
oylasen ippodromda kilolap sotvomiza
noodles
04-02-2003, 02:45 AM
CHOYHONACHI, "back up" bormi? ;)
CHOYHONACHI
04-03-2003, 12:01 AM
CHOYHONACHI, "back up" bormi? ;)
somehow ...
esli postarayus ... Akayevni qulog'igacha olip boradig'on tanishlar toptim ...
nima demidiz ?!
omadla
CHOYHONACHI
04-03-2003, 01:42 AM
*CHOYHONACHI kkk va Max orasidagi toqnashuvni korip ... ola .. hudo ozbega forumni beriptide ... futbol qilip yuborlaringeeee ....
a tak max kogda sigrayem sleduyushuyu partiyu?!
mauahuaha
omadla
noodles
04-03-2003, 09:59 AM
CHOYHONACHI, hehe, hozircha hisob ochilmadi kkk 0:0: Max :lool:
a tak, yanagi safar bekorchilida oynaptashimiz, bez bozor ;) :lool:
CHOYHONACHI
04-04-2003, 12:39 AM
CHOYHONACHI, hehe, hozircha hisob ochilmadi kkk 0:0: Max :lool:
a tak, yanagi safar bekorchilida oynaptashimiz, bez bozor ;) :lool:
a vo chto budem igrat?
futbol ?! table tennis? ili voleyball ?!
ili kojaniy kurtkada v kitayskiy voleyball ?! .. i can't help myself to forget the kojaniy kurtka :) .. ozbelarga hos va kulturasiga singip ketkan bir fenomena bu :)
omadla
noodles
04-04-2003, 02:46 AM
CHOYHONACHI, nima bosa ham oynovramiz, hammasidan habarim bor:) a tak bir futbol mach yapsak cok guzel olurdu...
kojanniy kurtka olmidi, buni biznes deyishadi ;)
Vahahaha...
Max,sen varatarmisan ili varatani orqasidegi balel'shik bo'lasami? :P
A tak varatar bo'seng; elak'dan farqing qomidi,ilma-teshik bo'lip...ishanovr:)
noodles
04-04-2003, 03:26 AM
kkk, man sudya bolaman :lool: a tak Tosh'ga kelovrgin sanlaga korsatib qoyaman futbol oynashni :) bitta oshdan oynimiz, ok? ;)
LoL
Lekin men eshitudim u ertelani:Max Navbahorda dubler bo'lip o'ynaganmush,qo'qqistan ManUtd'dan taklif kep qosa jiiiiinde o'ylap turip, rozilik bervorarmush...:P
noodles
04-04-2003, 09:56 AM
kkk, ana shunaqa ;) :lool:
V lesu rodilas yolochka,
v lesu ona rosla,
zimoy i letom stroynoya ,
zelyonaya bila.... la la la la
Spyat ustaliye igrushki, knijki spyat..
odeyala i podushki jdut rebyat
za den' mi ustali oche'n
skajem vsem spokoynoy nochi,
glazki zakrivaaaaaayyyy
baaayuuuuuu bayyyy
mi ranshe eto slushali...
a shas Eminem,
s ochen' daje plekrasnimi slovami..... LOl
detsvo ne navsegda....
CHOYHONACHI
04-04-2003, 10:21 AM
yoshligimda Forumla 1 driver bo'lishni hohlar edim :)
...
omadla
CHOYHONACHI
04-04-2003, 10:22 AM
CHOYHONACHI, nima bosa ham oynovramiz, hammasidan habarim bor:) a tak bir futbol mach yapsak cok guzel olurdu...
kojanniy kurtka olmidi, buni biznes deyishadi ;)
oki ... oynilu ?! dogvorimsya a?!
omadla
noodles
04-04-2003, 10:31 AM
bez problem :) bizda orqaga qaytish yoq:)
CHOYHONACHI
04-04-2003, 10:35 AM
bez problem :) bizda orqaga qaytish yoq:)
unda topni yerga tashlasdik ....
machni boshladik ...
podacha ketti ...
max kogda ti perviy raz sel za kompyuter ?! tell me about your feelings :)
omadla
CHOYHONACHI
04-04-2003, 10:47 AM
Max unda 1:0 ku a?!
....
<CHOYHONACHI> max ti chyo ?
<CHOYHONACHI> forumchi ?
* CHOYHONACHI choychini boshidan silap ... hali kop bor :)))
<Max[busy]> a che/
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<Max[busy]> u menya forum gluchit
<Jamosh> hmm
<Jamosh> whahaa
<CHOYHONACHI> danuuu
<CHOYHONACHI> unda srazu 1:0 de?!
<CHOYHONACHI> mauuahau
<Max[busy]> ili i-net glyuchit...
<CHOYHONACHI> porajeniya de a?!
<CHOYHONACHI> :)
....
omadla ...
noodles
04-04-2003, 11:02 AM
CHOYHONACHI, nea 1:0'mas, u menya est veshestvennoe dokazatelstvo:
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vot tak vot...
CHOYHONACHI
04-04-2003, 11:05 AM
CHOYHONACHI, nea 1:0'mas, u menya est veshestvennoe dokazatelstvo:
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vot tak vot...
nima qipti ?! .. ved ya ne vinovat ku ? :)
tak chto oki sizga fora beramiz ...
otvechayte na podachu ...
boya davno otkanman ...
omadla
noodles
04-04-2003, 11:08 AM
kogda ya perviy raz sel na komp, ya uchilsa na 7-klasse...pravec-8.... a tak potom liceyda normalniy organishni boshlaganman.... karoche birinchi kunlada...darsda otirimmiz..MS-DOS, NC'lani organvommiz...karoche komandalani prob qilish kere...otirimman...c:\>dir c: c:\>cd NC ...karoche.... i viju komandu FORMAT...reshil poprobovat i ketti...c:\>format c: !! boom, bah.....bir balola buvotti...i uhladi...birinchi kompga otirib oshandayam uhlatgandim... :)
CHOYHONACHI
04-04-2003, 11:13 AM
kogda ya perviy raz sel na komp, ya uchilsa na 7-klasse...pravec-8.... a tak potom liceyda normalniy organishni boshlaganman.... karoche birinchi kunlada...darsda otirimmiz..MS-DOS, NC'lani organvommiz...karoche komandalani prob qilish kere...otirimman...c:\>dir c: c:\>cd NC ...karoche.... i viju komandu FORMAT...reshil poprobovat i ketti...c:\>format c: !! boom, bah.....bir balola buvotti...i uhladi...birinchi kompga otirib oshandayam uhlatgandim... :)
men birinji kompka otirganimda : eto bil Korvet'la ... ozimizni sovetskiylardan ... sredniy shkolada ... nu sal pal qiziqish bor edide na programachilik ... raz siju ... yonimdagi sinifdoshl qizla ... ( nu togda ya sal pal uje organip olgan edim ... chto k chemu .. basic nima?! bu nima ?! ) ... qizla berkochiliktan ... nachali typing something ... nu man oyladim de... bular nima qivotti dep ...
smotryu : bittasi : M-A-R-G-U-B-A ... dep yozvotti ekan ... narigisniki qarasam ... SHOHIDA + IQBOL (tipa :)) = LYUBOV ... mauhauha
oshanda rossa kulgan edim :) lekin bilmaslik gunoh emas, organmaslik gunohtur ...
omadla
noodles
04-04-2003, 11:33 AM
hehe, karoche liceyda kechqurun etut'da svet ochirib qochish "moda" edi litseyda, bir kuni Biligisayarci hocamiz semester not'larini tayyorlavotgan ekan, i eshe kakie to proekti...nu karoche man qattan bili, raz svetni ochiridim (shitdan ochirgandim) polniy etaj ochdi, bechora domlani hamma ishi uhlagapti... :lool: , 1-2 ta stukachla etib qoyipti, gde to 1 oy Computer Lab'ga kiritmagan oshanda... ancha moralniy qiynalgandim :lool:
CHOYHONACHI
04-04-2003, 11:39 AM
sizlar hech podushka urush oynaganmisla ?!
mauhauha ... svet ochkanda a?!
omadla
noodles
04-04-2003, 11:51 AM
CHOYHONACHI, uahahha, ne gavari... karoche mahallada edi licey, yotohona mahalla tarafga qaragan edi, honalada nima bosa hammasi korinar edi tashqaridagila, especially kechasi...svetla yoqilgan...podushkala u tarafdan bu tarafga uchib yurardi, mahalladagi hamma bolla tashqariga chiqvolip tomosha qilardi, tipa bolleshikla :) uahaha.... qizlaga yomon gap otardik a tak ;) hava cok guzel degani kochadan qiz otvotti degani edi :lool: keyingi paytlada hoca'lar ham hitlanib qogan edi, darsada hamma jim test ili quiz yechib otirsa 1-2 ta domlala hava cok guzel deb qoyardi.... :)
CHOYHONACHI
04-04-2003, 12:02 PM
bizda kichkina oynachala bor edi ...
vapsheto bizni litsey eski det-sadka qurilgan edi ... birinji kunlari sapsem detskiy sadiktek edi ... anyway ...
oynachani kochada ovotkanlarga kozini olar edi ...
... a tak esimda bor ...
birinji kunlari sport ploshadkada detskiy basketniy shitla bor edide ... va bir kun oynavomizde ... pasku ... hamma ozicha jordan bop ketvogan ... hamma ozicha uchip basket qivotti de... raz bitta ortog'im ozicha orqamacham tashliman dep .. uchip kelyatuvdi ... korzinaga boshini urip olgan ... hushidan ketip qolde degan ...
nimachi ? lunatikla bor edimi ?
omadla
noodles
04-04-2003, 12:10 PM
CHOYHONACHI, vohahha lunatikla yo edi.. :) fox'lada bor edi lunatikla lol
a tak, kechasi sega oynagani mahallaga chiqar edik devordan oshib, bir kuni bolla devordan oshib kirsa, qorovul ushlab olip kechasi soat 3-4 gacha ploshadkada shagat qildiripti... uahha..bechora hocalani locman'indan kartoshka ogirlab chiqib kartoshka qovurib yer edik... :lool:
CHOYHONACHI
04-04-2003, 12:18 PM
bizni komnatada bittasi bor edi ...
takoy ujastik ... sapsem uhlame chiqar edim ...
osha kunlari WC paski etajlarda edi ... to est detskiy sadni litesy qilip qurvoshkanda ...
i potom .. yosh bollaku .. boyatsya nochyu v WC hodit odni ... i raz oynack ochishardiyu ... i na ulitsu .... kaneshna ne po bolshomu ... :)
kunlardan bir kun ... kak raz osha paytta oynakni tegidan sotorj otvatkan ekan ... uyog'i sizni ilhomilarga qoldi ... chto sluchilos potom
omadla
noodles
04-04-2003, 12:32 PM
loool, karoche etut paytida cherdakka chiqvolib sigaret chakrdik... bir kuni mlin qorovul qulflab ketibdi... rosa ovora boganmiz....jalla...keyin baribir bolla qorovulni chaqririb bergan...qulfni ochib bergan... a tak ertalabgacha otirib chiqishimiz hech gapmas edi...
CHOYHONACHI
04-04-2003, 12:35 PM
vsyo peremena ...
:)
hvatayet ...
uyga ham boriluuuu
a tak chyot poka v nichyu
:)
omadla
noodles
04-04-2003, 12:59 PM
CHOYHONACHI, nichya bosa nichyada :) dostlik g'alaba qildi :lool:
CHOYHONACHI
04-05-2003, 04:51 AM
CHOYHONACHI, nichya bosa nichyada :) dostlik g'alaba qildi :lool:
:) drujba durjboy lekin slujba slujboy çç don't mix it up never :)
by the way dunyo suratimi ? showing the South America ?! nima ponyatkasi bor?
omadla
noodles
04-05-2003, 09:57 PM
CHOYHONACHI, buni ponyatkasini chunish uchun juda chuquuuur o'ylash kere... :shock:
CHOYHONACHI
04-06-2003, 04:56 AM
CHOYHONACHI, buni ponyatkasini chunish uchun juda chuquuuur o'ylash kere... :shock:
chuqur oylash uchun chuqur kalla ve chuqur fikirlar kerak ... chuqur kalla har kimdayam bolavermaydi ... unisi tartishmasiz :) ... lekin vot chuqur fikirlar tokka tak WC'da keladi dep eshitkan edim bir donishmandddan :)
omadla
noodles
04-06-2003, 05:10 AM
CHOYHONACHI, ya toje slishal... juda kop abiturientla eshitishimcha tualetda test yodlarkan ;)
CHOYHONACHI
04-06-2003, 05:12 AM
CHOYHONACHI, ya toje slishal... juda kop abiturientla eshitishimcha tualetda test yodlarkan ;)
lekin ne poymu nega sigaret chakishni tualetta ornganishadi ?!
omadla
noodles
04-06-2003, 05:18 AM
CHOYHONACHI, birinchidan hech kim kormidi, pana joy... ikkinchidan, sigaretni hidi tualetnikidan yaxshiroq... :)
CHOYHONACHI
04-07-2003, 02:00 AM
CHOYHONACHI, birinchidan hech kim kormidi, pana joy... ikkinchidan, sigaretni hidi tualetnikidan yaxshiroq... :)
eto smahivayet na irritating anekdot :
ona - bola pashshala sidayt v WC i kushayut onovi ... **vno ... raz dityo pashsha sprashivayet mat: a pochemu mi kushayem **vno ? desa matushkasi : eee ne port apetit !!! dermush ...
a tak yoshbolalarni "a pochemu?!" degan savollari juda murakap, qiyin to asnwer ...
esimda bor kajis v 5 klasse, po uroku istorii zahodila moya rodnaya sestra ... raskazivayet pro nashih predkov ... tipa maymun-otalar haqida ... nu uyga bordimde sprosil pahana : " a pochemu nashi pradedi maymuni?!" desam, pahan :" unaqa narsa yo, kim etti senga ?" dep soradi ... ya : " opamla darsta ettila" - desam ... openg valdiraveradi dep kulishkan edi .. shunaqa savolla juda ham v mesto sorashadi yoshbolla , kak : " a otkuda ya vzyalsya ?!" ... :)
anyway : "max ?! a otkuda vi vizyalis?!" shuni etishmagan mi ota-onangiz :)
omadla
noodles
04-07-2003, 10:12 AM
CHOYHONACHI, anekdot prikolniy :lool: a tak po puti yana bitta anekdot :)
karoche Coca Cola'ni direktori Putinga etvotti: Mr.Putin, davayte rossiyani bayrogini orniga coca-cola labelini qoyamiz kontrakt boyicha debdi. Putin esa yo hoz bunaqa kontrakt amalga oshiromimiz, chunki hali Aquafresh bilan kontraktimiz tugamagan debdi :P
a tak, man unaqa savollani soramaganman ham mandan ham sorashmagan(hali) :) man ozim aqlli edim ozim bilardim hammasini yoshligimda :lool:
CHOYHONACHI
04-07-2003, 11:14 PM
CHOYHONACHI, anekdot prikolniy :lool: a tak po puti yana bitta anekdot :)
karoche Coca Cola'ni direktori Putinga etvotti: Mr.Putin, davayte rossiyani bayrogini orniga coca-cola labelini qoyamiz kontrakt boyicha debdi. Putin esa yo hoz bunaqa kontrakt amalga oshiromimiz, chunki hali Aquafresh bilan kontraktimiz tugamagan debdi :P
a tak, man unaqa savollani soramaganman ham mandan ham sorashmagan(hali) :) man ozim aqlli edim ozim bilardim hammasini yoshligimda :lool:
hech qiziqmaganmisiz kak vi okazalis v kapuste? karamni ichida ?! daaaa
men sorasam : oyin soloniy karamni juda sevar edi .. seni ham juda sevadi .. va seni shu karamni ichidab topip olgan deganla :)
a tak kegin uznal chto aist uchip ketayotip tushirip yuborgan ekanla :) bizni uydi ustidan uchip ketvotkan da :)
omadla
Lazy Tank
04-08-2003, 01:48 AM
lol, saladan boshka betka hechkim ezmasekan...
CHOYHONACHI
04-08-2003, 01:56 AM
lol, saladan boshka betka hechkim ezmasekan...
mauhuha sandanam :) ...
a tak molodes ne polenilsya prosmotret :)
tank senga bitta savol ono NYC_Dilya'ni korgandursan a?! nima bolli o'sha istoriya ?! happy end?!
omadla
noodles
04-08-2003, 06:09 AM
CHOYHONACHI, Dilya_NYC'mi? uahaha... a tak chiroyli qizcha ;)
CHOYHONACHI
04-08-2003, 06:17 AM
CHOYHONACHI, Dilya_NYC'mi? uahaha... a tak chiroyli qizcha ;)
i have no idea about her beauty, but it is for sure that she is very young :) maloletka derlarmidi bizda ?!
omadla
noodles
04-08-2003, 11:24 AM
CHOYHONACHI, man korganman, chiroyli qizcha....
maloletka derlarmidi bizda ?!
yana bir marta etaman, 99% chatdagi qizla maloletka ili urodka :lool:
LoL,
Max ,tugapsan,odam bo'misan,otvorish kere sendaqalani,toshbo'ron qilish kere...:P
a tak qofiyalar yahshi:)
CECTPA
04-08-2003, 12:48 PM
Takimi MI bili =))))))
http://www.geocities.com/most_waned/friends01.jpg
Max ti samiy LEVIY =))))
CHOYHONACHI
04-09-2003, 12:19 AM
Takimi MI bili =))))))
http://www.geocities.com/most_waned/friends01.jpg
Max ti samiy LEVIY =))))
Max gotcha answer?!
muahuaha ..
sestra ti yesho sdelay gubki :) chtob bilo pohoje ?! :P ...
max 99%'masdur ... lekin .. skaju nashe vremya sekin sekin prohodit u yerda ... nam nado yangi avlodga tashlashni ... vot tokka ne mogu nayti sebe podhodyashego dublyora :)
omadla
Mirzabek
04-09-2003, 07:48 AM
MAna men bormankuu BOTAM :lool:
BU CECTPA deganlaring menga jaaa yo'qib qoldi ;)
bir gaplishmelimi yahsi kiz
yoo bo'lmadi boshkacha gap otmaan
yahshi qiz qaleysiz esi chyo bir uchrashmelimi
ohshadi shekilli aaaaa :) :) :)
Mirzabek
04-09-2003, 07:50 AM
Max Pisal :)
Aleek, I got ya.
Well, actually, when i was young, i mean between 5-13, I was fat and disturbing child. But i studied very well Later, after 13, I became a lil bit serious than before but now I wasn't studying so good as before. My dad noticed this change in me and began to take strict measures, like: limited playing outside, no soccer, limited tim to swim and so on. All time he persuaded me to study. But time passes and people change, the life changes. So did I. Started to smoke, began hooliganism so on But it natural for a young one...but later I changed at all....it's all for now:)
Ogayni bitta O'becha ramixini eshitili İnglizcam yoo esi chyo :(
CHOYHONACHI
04-09-2003, 08:51 AM
MAna men bormankuu BOTAM :lool:
siza?! ... hmmm eto je prikol boladi ku ?! semiz kishi meni yahteigmi kiyip olsez .... kegin choy damleman dep bir egilgandan kegin ... jjarrrttt .. yiritilp ketsa?! .. innakegin ?
omadla
noodles
04-09-2003, 10:01 AM
CECTPA: d9e2d53b, LOL =)
kkk, sandan baribir odam chiqmidi...
CHOYHONACHI, answer to'lib toshib yotibdi bro ;)
Mirzabek, "ramix" keyinro boladi ;)
SiSTaH
04-09-2003, 11:45 AM
A che blin kartinki ne vidna? =)))))))
Maxx panlavilas/??? =)))))
http://www.geocities.com/most_waned/friends01.jpg
HEHE VOTA! CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THIS! =))))
SiSTaH
04-09-2003, 11:48 AM
MIRZABEK LOOOOOOOOOOL A TI PRAVIY!!!!!!! A YA KAK SIGDA PO SEREDINE LOOOOOOOL =0))))
noodles
04-09-2003, 11:57 AM
SiSTaH, jal chto ne vidno :(
nu esli k voprosi kakie mi bili v detstve to raskaju vam pravdu:(
detstvo u menya bilo trudnoe ...... ochen podokonniki skolzkie kalyaska bez dna......... aa da i kukla u menya bila odna.... lisaya k polu pribitaya chtob doleko ya ne uhodila ......vot
poetomu virasla ya boilshaya pribolshaya dobraya pridobraya
noodles
04-12-2003, 05:29 AM
kris, i krasivaya naverno? ;)
eto ya Kris
04-14-2003, 07:17 AM
posmotri v fotolbome arbuza tam ya toje est vot
noodles
04-15-2003, 05:47 AM
Kris, tebya tam ne zametno :((
CHOYHONACHI
04-15-2003, 05:56 AM
Kris, tebya tam ne zametno :((
nu chyo opyat nachali ?! yarimta qolgan machni ?!
togda unda kristan boshlilimi ?!
omadla
noodles
04-15-2003, 06:05 AM
hehe, machni kechi yoq :) lyuboy moment oynovramiz :)
CHOYHONACHI
04-15-2003, 06:15 AM
hehe, machni kechi yoq :) lyuboy moment oynovramiz :)
kak govorit kristi u neyo bila kukla ?!
a u menya bil samodelniy luk :) .. s samodelnimi strelami ... :)
va rogatka :) ... ja zor urushla bor edide ... alicha bilan iz rogatki strelyali ?! ... jalko shas konechno bednih ptichek ...
omadla
noodles
04-15-2003, 07:22 AM
ptichku jalko? :lool:
a tak man faqat moshna moshna oynardim ;)
ozbek qizi
04-15-2003, 01:52 PM
Salomlar!
Man bolaligimda "otganni orogini,ketganni ketmonini"(maqol) olib quyardim. Yiglatmagunimcha tinchimasdim. :D Hamma mandan bezor edi :evil:
Hurmatlar
noodles
04-15-2003, 02:56 PM
ozbek qizi: 5e97c002, :P yoshligida sho'h bo'gan qizla kotta bo'lib ancha spokoyniy bop qoladi... ;)
CHOYHONACHI
04-17-2003, 02:21 AM
"otganni orogini,ketganni ketmonini
" Ulg'ayganda shoh bo'lguncha yoshliginda gado bo'l " deyshikan ekan :) :P ....
omadla
CHOYHONACHI
04-17-2003, 02:24 AM
ptichku jalko? :lool:
a tak man faqat moshna moshna oynardim ;)
qum toshirmidiz ?! pesochnikta?! yoki qoshniz qizla "holachakam" oynashvossa ularga bozordan non, otin op kelarmidiz ?!
a tak menda tahtadan tanklarim bor edi :)
omadla
Chapmi
04-17-2003, 05:46 AM
ozbek qizi: 5e97c002, :P yoshligida sho'h bo'gan qizla kotta bo'lib ancha spokoyniy bop qoladi... ;)
Bunda Pochchani xizmatlari kotta bo'sa kerak.
dominant teyze' larden hudo ozi saklasin .
noodles
04-17-2003, 10:44 AM
Abarigen, wohahahah :lool:
Google
04-17-2003, 11:09 AM
Мэн ешлигимда жуда писсмик эдим, менинг лакамим усирок бола эди ;)
noodles
04-17-2003, 12:53 PM
Google: 2f3f8cca, :lool: :lool: :lool: :lool: :lool: :lool: :lool: :lool: :lool: :lool: :lool: :lool: :lool:
ozbek qizi
04-22-2003, 04:24 AM
Bunda Pochchani xizmatlari kotta bo'sa kerak.
dominant teyze' larden hudo ozi saklasin .
iya?! :rolleyes: Abarigenjon, qanaqa pochchca? Kimdan kimni hudo saqlasin??
Ehtiyotroooq bulib yozing a! :twisted: 8) ;)
Hurmatlar
noodles
04-22-2003, 10:18 AM
Abarigen qorqib ketti :lool:
Mirzabek
04-26-2003, 03:35 PM
ozbek qizi pisala
Ehtiyotroooq bulib yozing a!
abarigen ehtiyot bol aa :lool:
masalan men yoshligimda
Seni juda yomon ko`rardim
yonimdan o`tsan sochindan tortardim
iye kechiraslar ancha obrazga kirib kettim
choyhonachi sizni tankalaringiz bolsa meni dadam esa bizalarga ekskavator va kamaz qilib bergan edi rossa koshni kumini uyga tashiridik :D
Omadlar
Alouddin
04-27-2003, 02:07 AM
CHOYHONACHI, qum toshirmidiz ?! pesochnikta?! yoki qoshniz qizla "holachakam" oynashvossa ularga bozordan non, otin op kelarmidiz ?!
a tak mashi shevaga besh ketvoramanda :lool: O'shGU ni UzPedFakida bitta qiz boridi Orovondan (:lool:). bir kuni ko'plashib kulishiib o'tirsek, "siz nima meni ermag'layapsiz" devorsa bo'ladimi*!.. men asherda "o'chip qoganman"!!! kulooooriib ichelarim aralashib chigalaship ketkan. omale ko'zimdan yosh chiqquncha kuludim ashi kuni. ettasiga eslasam yana kulgim keloradida. :lool: adashmasam "piq"illap kulovirganimga darsdanam quviludim shekilli :lool:
Kuzatyappan, KY3ATYB4U
* qahramonimiz (ismi, albatta, sir) "ermaklamang" ya'ni, kalaka qilmang, demoqchi bo'gan ;)
Delta
04-27-2003, 03:55 AM
I had no childhood..but adulthood is going allright, hopefully will reach the destination with honor.
Kolobok
04-27-2003, 04:58 AM
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Delta,as your location is in graveyard,seems like you are close to your destination :P
YaHoooooooooo
05-17-2003, 02:36 PM
Blin, ran`she ya uchilsya (toka na 5ki) , a shas cheta mne eto delo nadoyelo, lyudi okazivaetsya so vremenem konkretno menyayutsya :)
noodles
05-17-2003, 06:07 PM
a ya uchilsa ne ochen horosho, redko poluchil 5ku, v osnovnom 3-4 =)
Lollar
05-18-2003, 09:19 AM
LoL qoldim.
Max, mana endi hamma narsa anglashildi :P,o'zi shu podozrevat' qilib yurudim :)
noodles
05-18-2003, 09:55 AM
Lollar: 894bb797, haqiqatni yashirib bo'midi =)
Lol,
bu qing'ir ishiyni qiyig'i 40 yil bo'me turip chiqiptida:)..o'zi shu seni 7 oyli bo'sa kere debam podozrevat' qilardim:shoshilasan haqiqatti aytishga :P
noodles
05-18-2003, 01:23 PM
kkk, endi ozincha prikol qivossan de a?.. hehe... =))
Lollar
05-19-2003, 06:22 AM
sal-pal bo'sayam o'hshayaptimi? :P
noodles
05-19-2003, 09:27 AM
hapa bomaginu, unchali ohshamayapti ...
Lollar
05-19-2003, 09:33 AM
*lyat',o'hshatamiz bir amallap...bu vaqt masalasi :)
noodles
05-19-2003, 09:47 AM
=)) yaxshilab urinib ko'r =))
CHOYHONACHI
05-20-2003, 02:12 AM
Detsaddagi urush urush oynavotkan yosh bollarga ohshaysanla :lool:
Max: bidish bidish, ey lollar, sen o'ldin, men seni ottip qoydim ...
Lollar: eee, hich unaqmaste, meni seni o'tip qoydim, mana bidish bidish ...
:lool:
omadla
************************************************** **********************
a kto ne bil takim v detstve, torimi ?!
noodles
05-20-2003, 04:53 AM
:lool: :lool: :lool: :lool: :lool: :lool:
CHOYHONACHI
05-24-2003, 10:33 AM
Max ne tak li ? ili you only played with compyuter ?!
tipa wonderkind ? :P
omadla
noodles
05-24-2003, 10:36 AM
da ne ya ne wonderkind :) :lool:
ninzya ninzya igrali mi :lool: :lool: :lool:
CHOYHONACHI
05-24-2003, 10:40 AM
da ne ya ne wonderkind :) :lool:
ninzya ninzya igrali mi :lool: :lool: :lool:
"Hon Gil Don" degan filmni korgandan kegin o'zi go'daklar ham ninzya kiyimida tug'ila boshlashkan ... :D
a tak "Tansor Disco" va "Tansuy Tansuy" degan kinolarimiz bor edi ... oilamiz toplanip borar edik ...
:(
hayot qanchalik tez otadi ...
mana uje kotta bo'lip qolgan yoshbolalar ham bo'lip qoldik :lool:
omadla
noodles
05-24-2003, 11:12 AM
CHOYHONACHI, hozir ham yosh bolaga ohshidi bazila =)
CHOYHONACHI
05-24-2003, 11:20 AM
CHOYHONACHI, hozir ham yosh bolaga ohshidi bazila =)
qaysi birimiz yosh bolas emasmiz?!
:lool:
omadla
noodles
05-24-2003, 11:36 AM
=)) ugaday s treh raza =)
CHOYHONACHI
05-24-2003, 11:38 AM
=)) ugaday s treh raza =)
ya postarayus ugadat s tretyey noti ! a ti ?
;)
omadla
CHOYHONACHI
05-24-2003, 11:48 AM
Max, USA New York ?! danuuuuu :P
omadla
noodles
05-24-2003, 12:02 PM
ya postarayus ugadat s tretyey noti ! a ti ?
a ya zadayu voprosi =)
Max, USA New York ?! danuuuuu
ugu =)
CHOYHONACHI
05-25-2003, 08:33 AM
ya postarayus ugadat s tretyey noti ! a ti ?
a ya zadayu voprosi =)
nevtemshik .. men bir programmadan quotation olgan edim :)
ugaday melodiyu degan programma :) .. anyway ... nu togda i zadavay svoi detskiye voprosi .. tolko ne sprashivay otkuda ti vzalsya .. uni pahandan yoki mahandan sorap olas ?! :lool:
Max, USA New York ?! danuuuuu
ugu =) hmmm chtot podozritelno !!! :?
omadla
noodles
05-25-2003, 06:12 PM
CHOYHONACHI, da bilaman unaqa programmani, Valdis Pelsh degan bitta harip olib borardi =))
a qattan paydo bolishni davno bilvoganman, Yunus Karaca degan Biloji domlamiz darsda chunturib bergan =))
CHOYHONACHI
05-25-2003, 11:59 PM
CHOYHONACHI, da bilaman unaqa programmani, Valdis Pelsh degan bitta harip olib borardi =))
a qattan paydo bolishni davno bilvoganman, Yunus Karaca degan Biloji domlamiz darsda chunturib bergan =))
onovi tegidagi mutfilmni koraman dep yarim sot kuttim load bolishini :)
a tak hech yoqmas edi biologiya darsi ... himiya ham ... u darslarda mazza qilip uhlar edik ... k tomu je ya sidel na samoy posledney parte .. kitobpni oldim ochip qoyip ... pryatalsya za neyo ... vaaa ... mazza qilip uhlar edim ... a tak darstan ateee ertaro chiqip ... tenisniy stolni egallagani ... na peremenkah ... :)
a tak bolaligim seni sog'indim
:P
omadla
maxachonachi
05-26-2003, 04:22 AM
hehe, saladan boshka itam kirmas'ekan betga.
Obsever
(uahahahha postava!)
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=--=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=--=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=--=-=-=-=-
indeed, too funny, badbashara....
Observer
noodles
05-26-2003, 08:34 AM
....itam kirmas'ekan betga.
san kiribsanu :lool:
CHOYHONACHI
05-26-2003, 11:39 PM
....itam kirmas'ekan betga.
san kiribsanu :lool:
ti chyo ?! :shock:
u hali itmasuuuu, quchuuu :P
:lool:
omadla
noodles
05-27-2003, 03:22 AM
CHOYHONACHI, :super: :lool:
CHOYHONACHI
05-27-2003, 03:45 AM
но не надо забывать, что вахтида хаммамиз хам кичкина эдик
:lool:
Омадла
noodles
05-27-2003, 05:26 AM
kichkina degani kuchuk deganimasu :lool: :lool:
CHOYHONACHI
05-27-2003, 06:13 AM
kichkina degani kuchuk deganimasu :lool: :lool:
kichkina aslida kuchu so'zidan kelgan ... manosi yosh, hali aqli kirmagan
:lool:
omadla
noodles
05-27-2003, 01:58 PM
CHOYHONACHI, :lool: :lool: kichkina.... :lool:
CHOYHONACHI
05-27-2003, 11:40 PM
CHOYHONACHI, :lool: :lool: kichkina.... :lool:
Max, plz, refer to the messages written above about childhood...
hammamiz vaqtida kichkina edik yoki kim ham kichkinasmku ?!
:lool:
a tak birinji muhabbatim haqida gaplashkanmizmi ?
:P
omadla
noodles
05-28-2003, 09:53 AM
yo hali =) nima bogandi?
noodles
05-30-2003, 08:07 PM
a tak man, yoshligimda juda ko'p qizlani sevip qolardim... :P ashnaqa, sal sho'hro edim =)
goodbashara
05-30-2003, 09:40 PM
....itam kirmas'ekan betga.
san kiribsanu :lool:
jeje, man kirmadim! Ha kuchula, kani vovularinche bita eshti (uahahah)
noodles
05-31-2003, 10:24 AM
goodbashara: 29b1bbc7, badbashara, itbashara.... blah blah....
noodles
05-31-2003, 10:25 AM
:lool: :lool:
CHOYHONACHI
06-01-2003, 11:56 PM
a tak man, yoshligimda juda ko'p qizlani sevip qolardim... :P ashnaqa, sal sho'hro edim =)
:lool:
*CHOYHONACHI predstavlyayet Max'a:
Max va bitta qizcha:
Max: *****hon, men sizga oshiq bo'p qoldim!!!
*****hon: Max aka aldamen, vuyyy .... :oops:
yonilaridan boshqa bir ******hon o'tip qolsa...
Max:*****hon, siz tehtap turing .. hozi kelaman, hoy ******hon, tehten .. sizga gap bor .. men sizni sevip qoldim ...
shunaqa edimi ? ... ili toviq sevgi edimi ?
:lool:
omadla
I_P77
06-02-2003, 02:05 AM
a tak man, yoshligimda juda ko'p qizlani sevip qolardim... :P ashnaqa, sal sho'hro edim =)
:lool:
*CHOYHONACHI predstavlyayet Max'a:
Max va bitta qizcha:
Max: *****hon, men sizga oshiq bo'p qoldim!!!
*****hon: Max aka aldamen, vuyyy .... :oops:
yonilaridan boshqa bir ******hon o'tip qolsa...
Max:*****hon, siz tehtap turing .. hozi kelaman, hoy ******hon, tehten .. sizga gap bor .. men sizni sevip qoldim ...
shunaqa edimi ? ... ili toviq sevgi edimi ?
:lool:
omadla
Unda CHOYHONACHIda qando bo`lgan ekan? uniyam bilsak bo`lar a?
Max sho`hligidan shubham yoq, ammo siz-chi CHOYHONACHI...qando bo`lgan ? :) ;)
Omadla
CHOYHONACHI
06-02-2003, 02:51 AM
birinji marta medlyakka tushayotkan paytta ... pomnyu ... tolpa passanov tashqarida otirishkan potomu chto qizla ne tansevali ... kegin bir boshlanip ketkan edi ... bir bola tashqariga yugurip chiqip : bolla kelila yug'urila vals bo'shlandi dep baqirsa boladimi ? :lool:
a tak ya sigral klyuchevuyu rol togda ... birinji bo'lip chaqirgan edim .. kegin uje nachalos .. vsyo zakrutilos.. :lool:
esimda bitta bola qizni tanes chaqrisa: qiz:" man tushmiman san bilan!" desa, bola :" nimaga endi ? onovi akmal bilan tushipsanuuu?!" degani esimdan chiqmedi :lool:
I_P77 qoniqarli javop mi ? yoki hali ham qiziqvosimi ? :P
omadla
CHOYHONACHI
06-02-2003, 03:42 AM
a tak vek ne zabudu poshyochinu za poseluy
:lool:
omadla
noodles
06-02-2003, 03:46 AM
CHOYHONACHI, yo ja unchalimasdi, ozimi strategiyam bor edi, ja unchali bittasiga sevgi izhor qip turib ikinchisiga otib ketmasdim, ertalab bittasi bilan, lunch'da boshqasi bilan, obed....ujin.... i td tp. :lool:
bazida 1ta qiz bilan bir kunda 2 marta ham uchrashvorardim :lool:
esimdan chiqip qolardi de =))
badbashara
06-02-2003, 04:26 AM
uahahahahhahaha
Yanna kyldirlarin mani...
Vals mish lol, vals uzi kanakaligini bilaslami?
I_P77
06-02-2003, 04:38 AM
a tak vek ne zabudu poshyochinu za poseluy
:lool:
omadla
ishqilib poshyochinani izlari ketganmi hozir a? :D
anyway savolimga hali javob olmadim! oldingi replyni yahshilab o`qib ko`ring-chi!
omadla
CHOYHONACHI
06-02-2003, 04:58 AM
uahahahahhahaha
Yanna kyldirlarin mani...
Vals mish lol, vals uzi kanakaligini bilaslami?
tank men birinji sifnita tushishni boshlaganman valsga :) .. uchihalka ja idealist bittasi edi .. raz nadumala nas obuchit valsu ... atay izlap yurip plastinka topip kelgan (u paytlari CD,MD lar yo edi :lool:) ... kegin sinifta ... raz dva tri ... oylyalya .... raz dva tri .... haliluyayaa
:lool:
nu koroche keginini etmila qoyi ...
omadla
I_P77
06-02-2003, 05:00 AM
:)
CHOYHONACHI
06-02-2003, 06:14 AM
a tak vek ne zabudu poshyochinu za poseluy
:lool:
omadla
ishqilib poshyochinani izlari ketganmi hozir a? :D
anyway savolimga hali javob olmadim! oldingi replyni yahshilab o`qib ko`ring-chi!
omadla
poshyochinani izi ketti ketganiyu, lekin shu tintalap olgan edi ... uni izi haliyam bor ... burnimi uchida :) ... takay malenkaya liniya :lool: ... lekin aqlimdan ketmaydida :P, mindo tursam yonida ... endi dvijeniya qilay dep tursam ... raz : "shhaaarrraaaaqqqq" degan ovoz ... "mana senga uyatsiz, huh !!!" dediyu ... men qolip ketaverdim :lool:
oki raskaju tak raskaju pro pervuyu lyubov, qoymadila de ... : u paytlari 5 sinifta edik .. dars - literatura, tema - "Revizor" (i don't remmber the author) va o'sha paytlari Feruza degan qizga kongil qoygan edim ... esli pomnite "Revizor"da mindo sena bor... yosh yigit (kotorogo primut za revizora ) ham oyisiga, ham qiziga dvijeniya qilyotkan sena ... onasi chiqip ketsa qiziga: " dorogaya, vi tolko odna kto mojet zanayat moyo serdse ... " qizi chiqip ketsa oyisi kirsa :" vasha dochka krasiva, no vi ... ya prosto ne mogu bez vas ..." .. nu koroche o'sha senani rollarini bo'liship oqishni istadi uchihalka ... va peshonani qarang menga Revizor, u qizga dochkasini rol tegdi ... shunaqa ham berilip oqidik ... rolga kirip kettik .. :lool:
nadeyus teper otvetil polnostyu :) .. lekin bunga ohshagan istoriya jaa kop... pomnyu kak mi igrali v snejki :lool:
lekin u yog'i uje boshqa bir istoriya :P
omadla
Mirzabek
06-02-2003, 11:16 AM
ohhooo BOTAM sizda ham jaa Tovuk sevgi bor ekanda
bizge le aytasiz :) beti yoo
menga kareng men o`zimni istoriyalarimni boshlamey aa :)
a tak bitta istorya bor menda
hola picham oynasidik kichkinaligimizda
peshnani kareng mahallada og`il bola yo`q men la borman
endi nima qilay dadasi men bo`ldim...
o`shandan kegin tovuk sevgi boshlandi kimi yahshi ko`rishini bilolmay qoldim
haligi borku qoshiq Bolalarniki
yoshligimda seni juda yomon ko`rardim
endi hammasi erga tegib ketgan :)
omadlar
badbashara
06-02-2003, 01:48 PM
choyhonachi y ykituvchin idealist emas mazahist edi!
CHOYHONACHI
06-03-2003, 12:52 AM
choyhonachi y ykituvchin idealist emas mazahist edi!
eto ya potom ponyal ....
ona bila nashey uchilnitsey v nachalnih klassah ...
har yil utrennik qilar edi .. v kotnse maya ... va prikol birinji sinifni ohirida ... utrennik vse odeti krasivo ... v oppoq koynak, shimla .. qizla koftochki yubochki ... (haliham suratlarim bo'r) .. otnlichniklarda (ki on fo them MEN :lool:) ... lenti cherez plecho, s zolotimi bukvami "otlichnik" ... va ohirida pesnayu poyom ..
mi bili malishami
takimi glupishami
chto daje ne umeli
pisat, chitat, schitat !!!
:lool:
omadla
Mirzabek
06-03-2003, 02:35 AM
jaa hamma narsa esda bor mi deyman aa BOTAM :)
tak kak mi glupishami ne bili
no malishami bili :)
omadlar
noodles
06-06-2003, 09:40 AM
Mirzabek, zametno ;)
Mirzabek
06-07-2003, 08:44 AM
Max sennnnn....... :evil:
noodles
06-07-2003, 05:42 PM
Mirzabek, mennnnnn..... ?
SmIlIk
06-15-2003, 07:21 AM
Manam etib beriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii :(?????
Lollar
06-15-2003, 08:09 AM
siz hali katta bo'pqoldizmi? :P
gapta endi:)
noodles
06-15-2003, 12:16 PM
SmIlIk, bemalol :)
noodles
06-15-2003, 12:18 PM
Lollar: 036d34eb, ozindan bosin bratshka :lool:
CHOYHONACHI
06-16-2003, 12:53 AM
aka ukalar yana topiship qoldilar mi ?
:lool:
omadla
noodles
06-17-2003, 01:17 PM
CHOYHONACHI, shunaqa shekilli =) ozlari korinmidila? tinchlimi?
CHOYHONACHI
06-18-2003, 01:17 AM
toy hayajoni !!!
:lool:
i pri tom poteryalsya Sevgi Bog'ida !!!
:lool:
omadla
noodles
06-18-2003, 08:13 AM
woahahha toy? loool qachon? kimga? anu semizgami? :lool:
CHOYHONACHI
06-18-2003, 08:44 AM
ugu !!!
semiz hayotni manosi ozinga mos semizni topish ekan!!!
:lool:
omadla
noodles
06-18-2003, 09:23 AM
haha, unda yoshlik uhlarkanda a? :P kuyov =))
CHOYHONACHI
06-25-2003, 09:31 AM
Bolaligim seni sog'indim
Semizimni quchog'ida uhlayatip,
Beshimga yotkanimni eslayotip,
Bolaligim seni sog'indim
Shohligim sen ham meni sog'inding mu ?!
Kiyov bo'ldim, kastyum shimni kiyaturip,
Kelin posho bilan hayotimni birgalaship,
Bolaligim seni sog'indim
Shohligim sen ham meni sog'inding mu ?!
:lool:
omadla
noodles
06-25-2003, 09:45 AM
nimaydi....haligi...ilhomlanip manam haligi....muhammas yozvordim muahahaha...
Kuchugimni quchoglap yotip,
Mushugimni bozorda sotip..
uyga keilp ovqat ep yotip..
bolaligim seni sogindim....
(to be continued)
mauahaha muhammasmas g'azal bopti :lool:
Royal
06-26-2003, 09:04 PM
Da, Interesniy vopros. Nikogda ne dumal, pochemu.......?
A nshyol otvet, potomu chto nikogda,
nikogda ne smotrel na sebya so storoni!!!!!
CHOYHONACHI
07-01-2003, 01:16 AM
sunnat toyiz haqida etip beradig'on narsa yomi ?!
:lool:
omadla
noodles
07-01-2003, 01:49 AM
yomon og'riydi.... :lool:
CHOYHONACHI
07-01-2003, 01:55 AM
:lool:
a nothing special to tell ?!
omadla
noodles
07-01-2003, 12:52 PM
CHOYHONACHI, daje ne pomnyu krome bol'.... :lool:
CHOYHONACHI
07-01-2003, 10:59 PM
a ya pomnyu kak menya chut li ne podavili 6 varennimi yaysami :lool:
mahalladagi qoshni qizla (birga oynap yurgan) poylap otirishkanini ham korip yeg'lagim kepketkan :lool:
kichigi kottasini soravotti : opa, Iqbolga nima qilishyapti ?! .. eee tushunmisan .. ta-ta qilishyapti vot shunga yeg'layapti ...
:lool:
omadla
noodles
07-02-2003, 02:37 PM
hahaha ... zato bitta velosipedlik bogandim oshanda :laugh:
CHOYHONACHI
07-02-2003, 11:55 PM
:lool:
velosipedga minolmagandan kegin na *** nujno ?! ne pomnyu daje skolko mesyatsev ya muchlasya ... olgan hamma igrushkalarni oyagande bo'lamganman ... endi oyneman desam .. kakkk zaboooliiitt ... :(
:lool:
omadla
Mirzabek
07-03-2003, 08:51 AM
eee o'zi eplaolmagan shuda yiglab otiradi
men esa bir kunda organdim minishni :)
lekin rossa yiqildim ama ayakta kaldim deb koyishadimi ;)
mdlr
noodles
07-03-2003, 11:40 AM
Mirzabek, sunnat bogandan keyin ertasiga minip korish kere edi...
CHOYHONACHI
07-04-2003, 03:28 AM
kuda yemu ertasi kuni :lool: ...
ertasi kuni ne mog daje pipi delat :lool:
omadla
noodles
07-04-2003, 08:34 AM
CHOYHONACHI, :lool:
butun mahallaga osh berilgandi.. hehe hamma yaxshi duo qigan shekilli tez tuzalgan... :lool:
CHOYHONACHI
07-05-2003, 01:10 AM
Max, ja qiziqde shu duo qilishlari ... akamni toyida ... " shu Turkiyada oqiyatkan ukasi bor ekanq shungayam bir duo qilip yuboreli ... ilohoo omiiinn ..." :lool:
O'zbemizde ... kojaniyy kurtkala rullesss !!!
omadla
noodles
07-05-2003, 09:22 AM
CHOYHONACHI, haliyam kojanniy kurtkami? hehe ili plavka kojannaya ? :laugh:
Mirzabek
07-11-2003, 12:06 PM
endi siz yolarni bilmadik bizlarda hozir kojanniy paypolar moda :lool:
mdlr
noodles
07-14-2003, 07:34 PM
Mirzabek, hehe leather contraceptives :lool:
CHOYHONACHI
07-15-2003, 01:15 AM
kojanniy deti :lool:
omadla
CHOYHONACHI
07-15-2003, 01:27 AM
kojanniye vospominaniye o detstve :lool:
omadla
noodles
07-15-2003, 09:33 AM
CHOYHONACHI, :lool: ugorayu.... :lool:
CHOYHONACHI
07-16-2003, 01:04 AM
Mirzabek, hehe leather contraceptives :lool:
Max, uzr ...
vapsheto doljno bilo vot kak :
kojanniy zalyot :lool:
kojanniye deti :lool:
kojannoye detstvo :lool:
kojannoye vospominaniye o kojannom detstve :lool:
ki buncha gaptan kegin bizni ozbelarni kojaklarga interest'i judayam orinli !!! :lool:
omadla
noodles
07-16-2003, 09:45 AM
CHOYHONACHI, TR'dagi kojannaya fabrika qancha dolya bervotti reklamaga? :P
CHOYHONACHI
07-17-2003, 12:57 AM
5% ot prodaji :)
zato ya sam ugoral ... glavnoye ne prodanniye kojanniye kurtki ... a kojanniye prikolla :)
omadla
noodles
07-17-2003, 05:29 PM
CHOYHONACHI, hehe 3% manga CC ID: 7234844854859345789765 :lool:
a kojanniy prikolga nech % ? :P
CHOYHONACHI
07-18-2003, 02:15 AM
v zavisimosti ot ostroti prikola !!!
:lool:
a tak hesoplaship ketarmiz ? 3% kopmasmi ?
i vapsheo o'zi palovga tayorlik qivosmi ? kogda budu v Tashe, fox, Vinnini dali slovo chto posidim v choyhone ... a tak Apandilandni etmila qoyi :) koroche 3 dnya mazza qilip osh yimiz ... :lool: .. sizdan ham bosin ... miafiozniklardan ... :P
omadla
noodles
07-18-2003, 09:46 AM
CHOYHONACHI, 3% norma =)
nu fox bilan Vinni vada bergan bosa znachit eto ni mne =)) a tak mayli salat palat mandan :P
CHOYHONACHI
07-18-2003, 11:45 PM
anyway, eehhh yoshlik yoshlik ....
:lool:
omadla
noodles
07-19-2003, 07:33 PM
anyway, eehhh yoshlik yoshlik ....
a? shottamiz :P
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