My Way of doing sex

[sherzodr]

Tyaf tyaf ;-)

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P.S. Bironte chunmadila odamni :(

[Admiral]

LOL :)
mdaaa ... no wonder why could not u sleep 3 days in a row lol :)
nice one :) hehe
best,

[Spider]

No shit man,
welcome to programmer lifestyle.
That what I do every night. I mean with computers. Speaking of girls, I do it almost every week. Speaking of programming, pimpstyle!!!
I will try to do something with perl, I don't have the compiler though, I guess, notepad will work.
Later on and keep it up, man.

[sherzodr]

Dude, just get Perl from perl.com and leave your notepad a lone. Bill wouldn't appreciate that.

REMINDER: Only perl can parse Perl

--
JAPH (Just Another Perl Hacker)

[sherzodr]

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[sherzodr]

Do you guys think smt is wrong with it? Am I missing smt :)

[lola]

sounds like PG13:)

take care guys

[April]

yes, SherzodR, you are missing your brain

April

[sherzodr]

lola, man qizla bormasin digandimu anov linkga :), baribir boripsila. Xo'sh, nima dip o'ylis ;-)

Well, it's ok i guess. Lekin PG13 digani nima? Freeman boyadan beri chuntirivotti, baribir chunmadim???

April well, that's what I thougt first. Than I cooled down and discovered: if you really love someone (errr. something ;D ), you're ready to dedicate yourself entirely and thus achieve perfection.

Of course, if it is an abnormal "love" (just like me making love with my own program) it won't last long, it vanishes into the thin air BUT only after one achieves perfection. So it's a temporary loss of brains (I really hope so), which is to good (not quite sure abt that either).

Anyways, that was my ecstasy, and I wanted to share it with you guys ;-D

[uzbek]

Ti skem sexom zanimalsya
s computerom?
ya tak i ne ponyal

[Alex@]

PG - Parental Guidance (British Cinema Certificate).

LOL^2 :)

[HIV]

SherzodR,
a preservativom pol'zovalsya? :)

[sherzodr]

HIV (Jul 20, 2001 18:51):
SherzodR,
a preservativom pol'zovalsya? :)
Note: Well, I guess you're talking about INCAPSULATION. Just like condoms, INCAPSULATION also prevents from NAME-SPACE POLUTION.

Answer: No. Unfortunately I didn't use INCAPSULATION at all. L. Wall doesn't recommend using Object Oriented Perl (implies INCAPSULATION) for such small applications. It degrades the efficiency. So it's better to use Procedure Oriented Perl - NO INCAPSULATION!

[Shurik]

April, I totally support u! This guy has no brain, he's stupid! I've already told him not to post this kinda BS here. But I see that he is too stupid to understand this. A vse ostal'ni'e sidyat i v ladoshi hlopuyut, mlya.

[sherzodr]

Shurik, first off, no objection's due(almost none).

Second, if you want to assign me names the way you did in your post, no need to do it publicly, just send me an email to friendly-suggestions@ultracgis.com.

Third, let the poor fella express his affection the way he wants :). And he wants to do it the way he can afford :D.

omad

[Shurik]

Second, if you want to assign me names the way you did in your post, no need to do it publicly, just send me an email to friendly-suggestions@ultracgis.com.
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Shera, eto doljno bit' bolee, chem dostatochno, ya tebe chto referat chtoli doljen napisat'?


Third, let the poor fella express his affection the way he wants :). And he wants to do it the way he can afford :D.
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Da rasskazi'vay skol'ko vlezet, no tol'ko v Funny Corner. Esli obratish svoe vnimanie, 95 % vseh tvoi postov o gluposti, i s kajdi'm dnem chislo takih postov uvelichivaetsya. Ya ih vsegda propuskayu, no eto s takim nazvaniem i s takim soderjaniem menya prosto uje dostal!
Podumay horoshen'ko, ya vse taki ne mnogo nadeyus', chto ti' odumaeshsya, kak-nikak ti priznan Fondom kak "odarenni'y".

Vsego,

[Dani]

Congratulations Shurikjan:)))) Kakiye my kritiki znachit vam sex ne nravitsa da.Lyudi s visokimi moralnimi ponyatiyami,a Sherzod u nas tut stal stupid.Znayesh Farhod yesli chestno mne uje inogda nadoyedayut eti posty pro politiku, ekonomiku,istoriyu i pro vsyo ostalnoye inogda hochetsa chego libo drugogo, ne vsegda je tut doljni byt zaumniye posty.I potom Farhod ya ot tebya i ot April ne ojidal takoi reakzii vy vse taki zivilizovanniye lyudi.I pojaluista ne govorite shto pro sex govorit ne prilichno.O nyom dumat nikogda ne pozdno i nikogda ne rano:)))) (Zitata tovarisha Saahova)

Ya lichno podderjivayu Sherzoda vo vseh yego delah i netu nichego predrassuditelnogo v tom shto on postavil eotot post.

[Shurik]

Dani, wassup?
Dani, ya viju i ti' tuda je.. . Ya v svoyu ochered' ot tebya takogo tajke ne ojidal. Kto je tut paru mesyacev nazad tak agressivno zash'ish'al Islam? Ti' daje na kogo-to naezjal govoriv ne smey tak govorit' ob etom...(??), nu ti' sam ob etom tochnee znaesh. Vot chto ya ne ponyal tuta, tak eto u tebya kakaya-to opredelennaya poziciya v etom plane est'? Ti' bi' luchshe ili tuda ili suda..? A to kak-to poluchaetsya u tebya ne tak:).
A esli nash'et nebol'shogo raznobraziya, kotorogo vam tak hochetsya, to dlya etogo pri Forume special'no sozdanni' neskol'ko sekciy(spasibo Megazu), ti' tol'ko zaglyani v Index. Tam tebe i Sport i muzi'ka, i prikoli' i nauka, koroche vse o chem mojet mechtat' chelovek, kotoromu nadoela politika i prochee.

Udachi na finale.

[Dani]

Ya ne ponyal kogda ya eto aggressivno zashishal Islam i prichom tut Islam Farhod.Obyasni pojaluista.Pochemu u nas vse takiye odnobokiye,napishesh pro sofistiku zavtra tebya obvinyayut v bezbojii,napiushesh pro Islam tebya nazivayu Islamskim fundamentalistom,hot chut chut nado sobrajat Fafotik!!!Pisal pro Zoroastrism vse drujno naleteli na menya i obvinyali v neveriii, mesyaz na=zad postavil posty pro Islamskih uchonih da tu vse nachali menya obvinya that I am trying to persuade everybody to Islam.Vy hot znayete kto takoi Forobi ili Abu Ali Ibn Sina oni velikiye uchoniye oni musulmanskiye uchoniyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeee i oni ne byli aggresivnimi oni ne byli etimi tupimi talibanami ili vandalami ili Hizbut-tahrirami oni byli geniyami ot Boga.Pochemu vy vse assoziiruyte Islam s extremismom nevejestvom iz za kakoi to kuchki sukinih detey kotoriye vzyali v ruki orujiye i bivayut izpolzuya imya Boga.Mejdu prochim Islam byl odnoi iz terpimih religiy v sredniye veka.A v period Abbasidov Islamskiy mir zvyol ot progressa, oetomu pojaluista yesli vi ne znayete ob Islame nichego krome Hizbut tahrir ne vinite yego neobosnovanno.

[Shurik]

Nu Dani, ti' menya udivlaesh! Ya teper' tebe doljen nayti, to chto ti' tam pisal? Koroche ya ne hochu tut pelikat' gde i chto ti' tam govoril, no to o chem ya utverjdayu - eto tochno.
Prichem Isalm? Da esli ti' schitaesh sebya musulmaninom, to togda doljen sledit' za svoim rtom i dovat' otchet svoim deystviyam, tak chto smotri sam. Oybek, ya bol'she na etu glupost' otvechat' ne budu, nadeyus' ti' so vremenem sam vse poymesh.
I pojalusta, dumay o chem pishesh.
Regards,
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"...ptichku jalko..."

[April]

Dani,
I respect your opinion in many ways, and like to read some of your posts and links. However I do agree with Shurik. Maybe people do like to talk about sex, but when it makes some sense?
Everyone knows that young uzbek girls come and read posts here as well. Everyone knows in what environment they are being raised in Uzbekistan, where you are not supposed to talk and even think about it before marriage. And then you guys post it here.
I have been in US long enough to understand their culture, I have been in other countries, and even if people were much more liberal there, they do not talk publicly about this. Only some stupid teenagers, who have never done that before and get thrilled about reading it in some magazines.
Look at your topic guys. Do you see any respect from Sherzod to his girlfriend (if she exists ;))?
Read the following lines:
>> Speaking of girls, I do it almost every week.>>
>>$SIG{ORGAZM}>>
No offence intended, but I could not think of anything more pathetic then this... :-)

Regards,
April

[Dani]

Fafotik nu ty kadr :)))) ya skaju tebe blin znachit ty na menya obidelsa ,ya uvajayu tebya Fafotik no kritika to doljna byt ya ne mogu soglashatsa so vsem shto ty govorish.V Uzb. 85 % musulamaninov a oni sledyat za tem shto oni govoryat farhod, i shtpo ya takogo plohogo skazal ty pryam kak Tovarish Jebrail "proshu ne virajatsa" a cho ya skzal. Sadites poka tovarish Farkhod.Vy svoyu sherst s gosudarstvennoi ne putayte:))) Koroche Farhod ne beri vsyo blizko k serdcu.Eto tolko board a ne jizn v realnoi jizni vsyo po drugomu.Ya prosto byl ogorchyon shto ty tak okritikoval Sherzoda,yego post bolshe byl svyazan s programirovaniyem chem s sexom:))) Tak shto Farhod derjis i ne obijaysya po pustyakam pojaluista

Iskrenne tvoi zemlyakus Julius Zesarius Mximus Aibekus:))))

[Dani]

i yeshe "...Sherzoda jalko.."

[jcjdiocj@hotmail.com]

Mr Uzbek
Ya vpolne soglasen svami ,pomoemu on drochit okolo PC

[Alex@]

Mezhdu prochim horoshiy rasskaz bil v originale ;)

Sherzod, zrya ti ego ubral. Nado bilo dobavit' Rated PG v topic i vse kto s'chitaet message amoral'nim poehali bi dal'she chitat' o narusheniyah prav cheloveka :)

[sherzodr]

Well, I posted this message to CGI / Perl mailing list first; got thousands of replies, amongst them were a few famous people as well (I knew them throug their books only). They all loved my original touch.

I thought of sharing it with you guys too, then relised it wasn't a good idea.

Hich qisi yo', hamma narsaniyam o'zini o'rni bo'ladi. o'shanda rosa charchangan edim (was kinda depressed as well), o'ylamasdan post qivoruripman


-sherzodR

[Alex@]

To tell you the truth I couldn't believe that you wrote the story yourself. I thought it was one of the many copy&pastes posted in this board.

I bet people who expressed their puritan views about your message incapable of writing half of your story ;)

[FREEMAN]

coooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllll

[sherzodr]

I figured some appollogy's due.

April, I agree! I am not always that bright (ever been?). Thanks for the follow-up though. As to the girlfriend, thank god she doesn't exist; cheating on her would weigh quite heavily upon my concious ;D . I needed her character for the story sake only.

Shurik, gap bo'lishi mumkun emas!

Dani, Alex et al. appreciate your support , but don't you find Pluto cute :). I love Pluto. It's from my childhood :).