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Eski-shaharskiy
09-08-2003, 11:05 PM
Yangi Yilda

Dilmurod: Oh uka chumadim sani, cho prigat kivosan...nima shunchali blatnoymisan? Yo bratanim yo pahanim shishka demohchimisan…Chegaradan utmagin san patsan…manga kara san konkretni gaping bomi? Shutta hal kilouza…
Obid: Bratan, iltimos endi boldi khiliilu…siz mani chuningde endi - uzimizayam mana mahalali, luboy moment shutamiza, azgina endi bayram kildu hop, endi mana yarimtayam buldi maili endi, nime endi razbor kilouzami, yo gap kime kere, erte mahalila hama eshitadi, keling ertalab, dam olib, shutamiza …unakha gap pap shart emas, togrisamde, hamamiza mahalali, lishni dvizhineyala bulishi mumkin emas. Chuning mani, okahon…
Dilmurod: O uka, kimga dam bervosan san, krutoymisan shunchali san kimga prava kachat khimohchisan, yo nima chunshali vesing bomi chumadim.....Kimga ishonivosan san…Unakha kotta ketishitan oldin, vrachtan spravkang bomi…
Eh bratan dedim ah, iltimos dedim ah, boldi kiliilu dedim ah, etimi ah etimi endi mana ma’munakhasidan bitta ushang okahon, mana: BAH!!!! AH!!! UH!!! KIYAH!!!!
DOD!!!!

POZNO DOD POD KHIVOTTI DILMUROD
LEVIY-PRAVIY KHOL VA OEG BOSIN BAYRAM – BOSIN NOVIY GOD!!!
SHUSTRIY OBID BUSH KEMIY DAHSHATCHA NAEZD KIVOTI VA NAL’ET
EH DILMUROD, KHATTA EDING – OBID ETTIKU BRATAN,
LEKIN KOTTA KETTING SAN PATSAN
ENDI MANA EVOSAN OBID KHOLIDAN SOMSA NA ZAKAZ
BOLADI BASHARANG ERTAGA KAK TSVETNOY ELKA NA VES CHORCHU NAPAKAZ.
09-09-2003, 04:42 PM
:D
elDoraDo
09-12-2003, 12:50 PM
uahahaha - horoshaya rabota.... dalshe bormi?
royal1
09-12-2003, 01:36 PM
dalshe-bolshe, potihonku>>>>>
MUHLIS
09-12-2003, 02:29 PM
Hey mazgini sushit kimalarin botta sanla! Indamasa ramkadan chikib ketvossanla!!! Nima Toshkentcha sanlaga prikol bop koldimi a? Ozincha prikol kilasanla botta. Jalla* hu*t kilaman man sanga ohshaganlarga, nima boshka nehu*a delatmi sanlaga??? Ozini ishini kisenchi borib a, nima kilasan botta vohtini bekor ketkazib?! Jallo' voht ketvotti, sanla bosa otiribsanla kompni oldida lallayiiib. Chikib tyolkalani oramisanlami hech bolmasa, na kraynyak dars okisela bomidi?
:D
royal1
09-17-2003, 10:22 AM
aka_MUHLIS

He, betta hammaga sakravossiz, nima kotta bop qoldizmi , hi**t masdan otirin , ja lagmon ilvordiz ozi , prikol degandan keyin qotadide endi za kompaniyu...
e shlyapayizdan sizzi :D

Royal
G
09-23-2003, 11:01 AM
Toshkentning shevasiga besh ketamande Unaqa gapirish uchun artist bo'lish kere

Tomog'ini qirib gapirishichi vaabshe ulyot

USAdagi Afro-Amerikanetslarni ham gapirishi zor
Parazit
09-23-2003, 02:24 PM
:) maylimgade boruuuu lekin haqqatda koyil kosa buladi

lekin pisdez sikib kuyibdi gappi :)
G
09-23-2003, 03:23 PM
Bu topikka javob yozganlarning hammasi vodiylik bo'sa kere (Men ham).
Cho'ta Toshkenliklar ko'rinmiyopti
iskyan
09-23-2003, 05:02 PM
Kozini kotta roq ochvol.....
:shock: mana shunaqa qilib
09-23-2003, 05:36 PM
wuahaha haripla toshekencha gapiriganda g'alati bolarkan
G
09-23-2003, 06:41 PM
To'gri shuning uchun ham gapirmaymiz
iskyan
09-23-2003, 07:37 PM
UncleSam,



damnnnnn, :lool:
09-23-2003, 09:57 PM
iskyan,

U tebya sovest daje ne spit, ona v KOME!
iskyan
09-24-2003, 10:02 PM
iskyan,

U tebya sovest daje ne spit, ona v KOME!

unclesam, ili tyotya sara, gege,

ona to u menya hot est

a vot u tebya esli daje est, to naverno v zadnitse.....
G
09-24-2003, 10:09 PM
iskyan,
" ÷åëîâåêå âñå äîëæíî áûòü ãàðìîíè÷íî: òóïîñòü, ñëàáîñòü è çëîáà."

U tebya navernoe v etom smisle netakuj
iskyan
09-25-2003, 07:59 AM
UncleSam,

da uj, dumat, kak ya viju, ti ne umeesh,
daje esli dumaesh, to ne mozgami, a ochen myagkoy chastyu tela........

P.S. jivi i raduysya, poka eto vozmojno,
vremya budet zaglyani v SF,CA..........