09-14-2003, 06:55 AM
This I article by Regina Brett I found in a newspaper one day,I couldn't find an online version for it.I guess this article won't adress to the "married"public it was supposed to,but this article is adressed to men.So read it if you want or don't.
Men,save your money.
Pass on the little blue pills,cancel the implant surgery and stop believing every email that scares you by asking,Do you feel shy or insecure about the size of your penis....Does size really matter?
It doesn't.
I get those emails daily,but can't imagine what it's like to be a guy bombarded with dozens of emails every day questioning your size and endurance.
Guys,stop buying the hype.Let me dispel the myths those emails adspropagate: Boost your confidence with a bigger penis.
How about a bigger heart?Or bigger ears to listen more?To listen without interrupting her,to solve the problem.Women don't want instant solutions,they want solidarity.Show her you're on her side.
Women have always said "size matters".
Yes,size matters,but only whe it comes to egos.We'd like them smaller.Admit whe you are wrong.Don't gloat when you're right.Ask for directions.Read directions before you attempt to assemble anything with more than three parts.
Satisfy your lover with ...
Arms.
Hold her longer.Give her a back rub.Massage her neck.Sneak an arm around her shoulders at the movies like it's a first date.Take her hand and hold it in public every chance you get.
What women want...
Little things.A phone call during the day to say you miss them.A card when it isn't even Valentine's Day or her birthday.A few minutes during halftime to talk.A gargle with mouthwash after you've smoked a cigar.To hear the words "I'm Sorry".To hear you talk about your day.
Spice up you love life..
Read her a poem.Leave a love note on the mirror.No matter how lumpy her body has grown,run a finger along her curves and tell her she's beautiful.Greet her at the door with her favorite drink.Satisfy her first.
There you have it.Women don't want a performance.They want romance.Most women aren't interested you gain what Viagra,implants and all those ads promise.The truth is,they want a softer you.
Men,save your money.
Pass on the little blue pills,cancel the implant surgery and stop believing every email that scares you by asking,Do you feel shy or insecure about the size of your penis....Does size really matter?
It doesn't.
I get those emails daily,but can't imagine what it's like to be a guy bombarded with dozens of emails every day questioning your size and endurance.
Guys,stop buying the hype.Let me dispel the myths those emails adspropagate: Boost your confidence with a bigger penis.
How about a bigger heart?Or bigger ears to listen more?To listen without interrupting her,to solve the problem.Women don't want instant solutions,they want solidarity.Show her you're on her side.
Women have always said "size matters".
Yes,size matters,but only whe it comes to egos.We'd like them smaller.Admit whe you are wrong.Don't gloat when you're right.Ask for directions.Read directions before you attempt to assemble anything with more than three parts.
Satisfy your lover with ...
Arms.
Hold her longer.Give her a back rub.Massage her neck.Sneak an arm around her shoulders at the movies like it's a first date.Take her hand and hold it in public every chance you get.
What women want...
Little things.A phone call during the day to say you miss them.A card when it isn't even Valentine's Day or her birthday.A few minutes during halftime to talk.A gargle with mouthwash after you've smoked a cigar.To hear the words "I'm Sorry".To hear you talk about your day.
Spice up you love life..
Read her a poem.Leave a love note on the mirror.No matter how lumpy her body has grown,run a finger along her curves and tell her she's beautiful.Greet her at the door with her favorite drink.Satisfy her first.
There you have it.Women don't want a performance.They want romance.Most women aren't interested you gain what Viagra,implants and all those ads promise.The truth is,they want a softer you.