POLEZNIE SOVETI

[JASMIN]

POLEZNIE SOVETI !!!

[JASMIN]

:!: hello, ya tut novaya v forume, hotelos bi poluchit poleznie soveti, a tema lyubaya... bemalol nimani ki foydali deb bilsela yozishilar mumkin.... :)

[royal1]

Checkmang, ichmang (alcohol) !

[iskyan]

ovqat evotkaninda , burnini kovlama.......

[Royal]

tepaga qarab tuplama

[iskyan]

hojat honada ovqat ema....

[Lollar]

bu erdegi gaplarga quloq soma! :P

[Orient]

Ne ver vsemu chto napisano

[iskyan]

Orient, :lool:

[.,.,.,.]

yorini dilini og'ritma

[iskyan]

kuchugini dumini tortma...

[BigN]

--- forum.uz ni esdan chiqarma ;=)

[BigN]

ovqatlanvotganda telik ko'rmagin ;)

[royal1]

....bilmasangam ozbekcha gapir....organsan!

[iskyan]

....bilmasangam ozbekcha gapir....organsan!


:D

[wyxpat]

1. I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, and therefore I'm perfect.

2. I've got to sit down and work out where I stand.

3. If I save time, when do I get it back?

4. Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

5. I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

6. Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.

7. The statement below is true.
The statement above is false.

8. As I said before, I never repeat myself.

9. Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.

10. I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence.There's a knob called brightness, but it doesn't work.

11. A conscience does not prevent sin. It only prevents you from enjoying it.

12. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

13. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

14. Best way to prevent hangover is to stay drunk.

15. Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?

16. If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.

17.I was born intelligent - education ruined me.

18.A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where train stops. On my desk, I have a,work station... What more can I say

19.If it's true that we are here to help others, then, what exactly are the others here for?

20.Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.

21.How come "abbreviated" is such a long word ?

22.Don't frown. You never know who is falling in love with your
smile.

23.The Best of Provebs
Should women have children after 35?
No, 35 children are enough

24.Living on Earth may be expensive...
but it includes an annual free trip around the Sun..

25.Your future depends on your dreams
So go to sleep !

26.ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY So what ?
Who's in a hurry ?

28.A drunk was hauled into court.
Mister, the judge began, you've been brought here for
drinking....
Great, the drunk exclaimed. When do we get started?

30.Can you do anything that other people can't?
Sure, I can read my handwriting..

31.Whom are you working for?
Same people. My wife and four kids

[iskyan]

master, ti naverno oshibsya topicom( ili dveryu), zdes nado soveti davat, a ne sebya opisivat'


gege
................... :D

master,
6. Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.

Ver nice advise.... :D

[Royal]

was me , Royal

[iskyan]

ubey sobaku svoego soseda, esli ona gulyaet po tvoemu gazonu.......

[Gothica]

nekotoriye i do takoy stepeni jestokiye...

a moy sovet:
Hate is baggage. Life's too short to be pissed off all the time.
[eto iz american history x]

[iskyan]

ignoriruy teh , kotorie provotsiruyut tebya zadet............

[Gothica]

iskyan, ya znayu o chem ty podumal, no ya imelavvidu togo kto eto skazal, istochnik :)

[iskyan]

..........????...........

[G]

Uvajay lektora ibo daje sobaka drug cheloveka

[Gothica]

hvatit uje takiye jutkiye veshi govorit :(

[iskyan]

ne vitiray kozyavki v tvoego soseda po parte.......

[iskyan]

smotrya v zerkalo, ne vlyublyaysya v sebya.....

[G]

Ne usni na lektsii ibo svoim hrapom razbudish soseda svoego

[iskyan]

sdelal delo, vimoy telo......

Back in time at high school, there used to be a text on all of the toilet doors saying
"If you want to be O.K., sit in toilet everyday".

Not a good advice though :)

[iskyan]

Guest: 87a8a78a,

napomnil horoshiy sovet

" esli ti na\%^* zaraza, dyorni ruchku unitaza, i poydyot potok vodi, smoyet vse tvoi trudi"


...... :lool:

следи за цензурными словами пожалуйста

[G]

Besplatniye mishi tolko v sirovarne

[iskyan]

lutshe bit' bogatim i zdorovim chem krivim i kosim.......


gege....... :lool:

[royal&]

Kogda sprashivaesh sprosi vsyo ot i do, a ne odnu ili druguyu!

[iskyan]

kogda hochesh chihnut, prover pul's ruki......

[G]

Hochesh pet - pey

[royal=]

Hochesh plakat horoshenko poplakay, inogda pomogaet jenshinam

[iskyan]

esli ti pridurok, to eto pojiznenno, i s etim ti nicho ne podelaesh .........

[G]

Хорошее средство - поднимать настроение себе за счет ухудшение его
у других.

[iskyan]

vitashi ruki iz karmana, kogda razgovarivaesh s dyadey Iskyanom, :D

[iskyan]

..


pered tem kak slushat muziku, vimoy ushi....

[Royal]

pered snom s'hodi, ispravsya. a to.........

[iskyan]

Royal,

siz uhlisizmi ozi???

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[Royal]

schitay meloch ne ot'hodya kassi...

[iskyan]

esli deneg slishkom mnogo, to podelis s blijnim

P.S. lishnih deneg nikoda ne bivaet.........

[Royal]

esli deneg slishkom mnogo, to podelis s blijnim

P.S. lishnih deneg nikoda ne bivaet.........

Ne obmanivay , bivaet, kogda dengi padayut iz dirki karmana
oni i bili lishnimi !

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