nycratkiller
10-05-2003, 02:53 AM
To administration: Sorry for very irrevelant topic. but i need this forum's help
I need 10 soccer players for upcoming November 9 (sunday, at 9.00 am, queens) game between local amateur Uzbekistan vs. Colombia. I got 4 players in mind (actually 6 but 2 of them can barely walk)
Qualifications:
1.Confident players, it is not a fun game, I bet alot of money.
2.Age between 18-24, 25 is OK, (they will check our IDs, so will we).
3.New YOrk CIty area (5 boroughs), Northern New Jersey and Long Island is OK, I will provide transportation.
4. Uzbeks or any Central Asians preferably,might take russians (no blondes, my colombian friend knows where Uzb. is and how we look like). will definitely play under Uzbekistan name.
5. Able to sacrifice two days (saturday and sunday), saturday is required to practice and to get to know the teammates.
Opponent:
1. Scary looking colombians, (dont get intimitaded, Amir timur looked even scarier).
2. Play very rough, nice individual techniques, but very lazy selfish soccer, with fast team-play, and long passes we might beat them.
3. Bad goalkeeper (half of the game he is in the middle of the field)
Judge is Mexican Mariacha ( our advantage, since mexicans and colombians dont get along with each other, will try to bribe.)
I'll provide uniforms ( got bunch of Galatasaray uniforms)
Compensation:
1. Good chance to represent Uzb. Quench your patriotic thirst.
2. If we will win, the MOney i'll make %10 goes to some Uzbek charity org. and the other %90 should be enouph to throw nice party in some local Uzbek restaurant. ( I dont consume alcho., but will provide)
OR one night in Titie bar(Striptis club) with $65 dollar spending limit per person.
It doesnt sound appealing but I really need your help, i really dont wanna use foreing legion, nations honor at stake (locally).
interested call (917) 3455885, or drop me a line azizamay1989@earthlink.net
uzbekcha
Assalomu alaykum birodarlar!
Tashkillashtirmokchi bolayotgan 9 Noyabr (yakshanba, soat 9.00 da) Uzbekiston va Colombia oyniga 10 futbol oyichisi lozim. 4 kishi topildi.
1. Oziga ishongan yigitlar, dostlik oyini emas.( pul oraga kirgan)
2. 18-25 yosh orasidagilar, ( yoshingiz rakib tarafidan tekshiriladi)
3. New york city da yashaganlar, shimoliy Ner Jersey va lOng island ham boladi. men transportni oz boynimga olaman.
4. Iki kuninizni kurbon kilabilishingiz kerakli (shanba va yakshanba)
5. Rakib kuchli, dev kabi mahluklar, lekin tez va chaqqon oyinimiz bilan golib bolishimizga ishonchim komil.
Agar golib bolgan taqdirda, katta bir ziyofat otkazilladi(yutilgan pullardan) va osha pullardan 10 foizini sadaka qilinish niyatimim bor.
Kunini kun demay va kechani kecha demay yurgan, millat g'ayg'usida burnidan kon tokib yurgan ozbek oglonlariga, keling bir vatan uchun futbol oynaylik, futbol oyini emas milliy qasosimiz bolsin, korsataylik osha tuban KOlumb avlodlariga kim qilmish kashf ameriqoni kolumbdan 500 yil avval--Beruniy.heheheheh
tel. (917) 3455885
email azizamay1989@earthlink.net
barchangizga samimiy tashakurlarimni izhor etaman
I need 10 soccer players for upcoming November 9 (sunday, at 9.00 am, queens) game between local amateur Uzbekistan vs. Colombia. I got 4 players in mind (actually 6 but 2 of them can barely walk)
Qualifications:
1.Confident players, it is not a fun game, I bet alot of money.
2.Age between 18-24, 25 is OK, (they will check our IDs, so will we).
3.New YOrk CIty area (5 boroughs), Northern New Jersey and Long Island is OK, I will provide transportation.
4. Uzbeks or any Central Asians preferably,might take russians (no blondes, my colombian friend knows where Uzb. is and how we look like). will definitely play under Uzbekistan name.
5. Able to sacrifice two days (saturday and sunday), saturday is required to practice and to get to know the teammates.
Opponent:
1. Scary looking colombians, (dont get intimitaded, Amir timur looked even scarier).
2. Play very rough, nice individual techniques, but very lazy selfish soccer, with fast team-play, and long passes we might beat them.
3. Bad goalkeeper (half of the game he is in the middle of the field)
Judge is Mexican Mariacha ( our advantage, since mexicans and colombians dont get along with each other, will try to bribe.)
I'll provide uniforms ( got bunch of Galatasaray uniforms)
Compensation:
1. Good chance to represent Uzb. Quench your patriotic thirst.
2. If we will win, the MOney i'll make %10 goes to some Uzbek charity org. and the other %90 should be enouph to throw nice party in some local Uzbek restaurant. ( I dont consume alcho., but will provide)
OR one night in Titie bar(Striptis club) with $65 dollar spending limit per person.
It doesnt sound appealing but I really need your help, i really dont wanna use foreing legion, nations honor at stake (locally).
interested call (917) 3455885, or drop me a line azizamay1989@earthlink.net
uzbekcha
Assalomu alaykum birodarlar!
Tashkillashtirmokchi bolayotgan 9 Noyabr (yakshanba, soat 9.00 da) Uzbekiston va Colombia oyniga 10 futbol oyichisi lozim. 4 kishi topildi.
1. Oziga ishongan yigitlar, dostlik oyini emas.( pul oraga kirgan)
2. 18-25 yosh orasidagilar, ( yoshingiz rakib tarafidan tekshiriladi)
3. New york city da yashaganlar, shimoliy Ner Jersey va lOng island ham boladi. men transportni oz boynimga olaman.
4. Iki kuninizni kurbon kilabilishingiz kerakli (shanba va yakshanba)
5. Rakib kuchli, dev kabi mahluklar, lekin tez va chaqqon oyinimiz bilan golib bolishimizga ishonchim komil.
Agar golib bolgan taqdirda, katta bir ziyofat otkazilladi(yutilgan pullardan) va osha pullardan 10 foizini sadaka qilinish niyatimim bor.
Kunini kun demay va kechani kecha demay yurgan, millat g'ayg'usida burnidan kon tokib yurgan ozbek oglonlariga, keling bir vatan uchun futbol oynaylik, futbol oyini emas milliy qasosimiz bolsin, korsataylik osha tuban KOlumb avlodlariga kim qilmish kashf ameriqoni kolumbdan 500 yil avval--Beruniy.heheheheh
tel. (917) 3455885
email azizamay1989@earthlink.net
barchangizga samimiy tashakurlarimni izhor etaman