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[Vospitatel]

Tak specialno otkrivayu etot topic dlya takih kak Azamega, Malizia i Co.
Chto to oni ochen baluyutsya v forume nadoeli uje. Posti Azamega vaabshe kak nashestvie saranchi. Segodnya utrom zashel v forum splashnaya beleberda ot Azamegi ni odnogo prilichnogo posta ne ostalos na sayte.

Tak vot 18 letniye detishki zahodite syuda i baluytes na zdorovye povishayte svoy reyting. Smayliki postite itd. itp. Dokazatelstvo:

nauka i tabiiy bilimlar:

Unseen dayet zadachku: ok wat about this one........you are driving a bus, at the first stop, 3 people get on. Then at the next stop 2 people get off and 6 get on. At the next stop 8 people get on and 4 get off. Then another 10 get on and 5 get off. How old is the bus driver?

Azamega: He is 45! Because he got married when he was 20 and his son is 25 years old!
Peace

Nu podumal poshutil malchik. No tut vopros Malizii prosto ubil:

Azamega wrote:
He is 45! Because he got married when he was 20 and his son is 25 years old!
Peace

how come?!


Tak vot v etom topice te kto starshe budem razumu uchit rebyatishek.

I pojaluysta Azamega esli hochesh reyting povisit postis tuta ili pishi po teme.

[Толик ака Агрессор]

Vospitatel: be8c1d69,

ПОЛНОСТЬЮ СОГЛАСЕН С ТОБОЙ. ЭТО ЖЕ ТИХИЙ УЖАС!!!
НО НИЧЕГО МОЖЕТ ФОРУМУ НУЖНЫ ТАК НАЗЫВАЕМЫЕ "ДЕГЕРАТИВНЫЕ" ФОРУМЧАНЕ-ПОДРОСТКИ. У ТАКИХ ГЛАВНАЯ ЗАДАЧА - ПОВЫШЕНИЕ СОБСТВЕННОГО "ВИРТУАЛЬНОГО" РАНГА, А НА СМЫСЛОВАТОСТЬ СВОИХ ПОСТОВ ИМ ГЛУБОКО КЛАСТЬ.

Тем не менее есть куча доводов того, что нам просто придется их игнорировать, в первую очередь, из за того что просто будет не честно банить детей. Поэтому пусяй балуются. Главное шоб не ругались и не оскорбляли других.

[Vospitatel]

Толик ака Агрессор: 69a400c9,

Ya protiv togo chto bi ih banit. Mi je za demokratiyu i svobodu slova. Edinstvennoye moye jelanie chtobi oni pisali hot chto nibud umnoe a neprosto tak fludili.
A esli hotyat balovatsya to pust zahodyat v etot topic oni vsegda zdes dorogie gosti.

[Толян ака Агрессор]

ЛОЛ!!!

В 19-04 по западноевропейскому времени все топики начинались с постов АзаМеги!!!

Самый перспективный форумчанин, шоб его так!!!

[Azamega]

Hahah! Lamers!
So what If I know and If I'm able to Answer All Topics in this Forum?
Your not major enough! All u came up is this? " Det Sad "?
Stop Acting against me! You Dont Like? You can go!
You wanna beat me? try!
And Coming to "rating" I do So what? Man If I wanted to be Moder I would be
So Why dont u just quit it! and Malizia just asked so no need to pull BullS..T on her!
Peace out all!
Dont be mad at me! Just Enjoy me!
Hola!

[Vospitatel]

Azamega,

Dont be mad at me! Just Enjoy me!


We are not against you but all interesting topics are now just vanished because of your posts. So please if you wanna us to enjoy with you post here. We will read and laugh like this :D And say Azamega super he is so funny like buggy Bunny.

But if you wanna discuss something be serious and we wanna know your point of view. As you can see in many topics you were just ignored because of your silly posts. So grow up man and write something serious. And I am sure nobody will ignore you

[Толик ака Агрессор]

Azamega,

It is not necessaty to come up to call you "Det Sad". It is obvious.
Don't wanna act against you. Better just ignore you.

The same to you. Don't be mad at me, spammer.

[Azamega]

Jelousy Kills People!
Peace!
Better just ignore you.
And I think You can Do That!
hola!
And whats up with you talking about malizia?
Why u didnt tell anything about the guy who asked that Stupid question?

[Azamega]

But if you wanna discuss something be serious and we wanna know your point of view. As you can see in many topics you were just ignored because of your silly posts. So grow up man and write something serious. And I am sure nobody will ignore you
Thanks A lot!
But is it too hard to understand me? :)
Peace

[Gothica]

hello, bohchaopa, ili kak tam eshe mojno?!
kak pojivaete?!
kak nastroeniye?!
u vas chto to bolit, chto to bespokoit?! :?
prosto anekdot! :lool:

[noodles]

this topic is "detsad" itself...

[royal#]

malizia

Qollar tizzaga, kozlaar opaga

Azamega

Qollarini ozini tizzanga qoy , beodob, uyat sanga..haliyam, ukayni soskasi opkeldimi bogchaga.....

ana Vospitatel kevottila , hozir hammamizani yotlarini deydila....

[Gothica]

royal, ya ne ponimayuuuu

[royal#]

malizia

Qollar tizzaga, kozlaar opaga

Azamega

Qollarini ozini tizzanga qoy , beodob, uyat sanga..haliyam, ukayni soskasi opkeldimi bogchaga.....

ana Vospitatel kevottila , hozir hammamizani yotlarini deydila....

affiristka , cho ne ponimayesh ochen horosho ponimayesh toka hochesh po muchit da?

malizia, -ruki na koleni, glaza na vospitatelnitse...!
azamaega -ruki na svoyi koleni, ne vospitanniy, stidno tbe. opyat sosku bratishki pritashil, shas malizia budet plakat .

Vo vospitatelnitsa idyot vseh nas ulojit spat vmeste...

[Gothica]

:lool: eto nachalo romana "kak eto bilo..."
affiristka , cho ne ponimayesh ochen horosho ponimayesh toka hochesh po muchit da?
i ne nado menya tak nazivat, ya mojet nekotoroiye ponimayu no a kogda govoryu znachit net .

[G]

royal#: 2760655f,

Tarbiyani boshlavordizmi diman.

[Adom]

Vospitatel : Please tell me one thing : have you ever posted a serious topic on this forum?

Azamega : Shu topikka katta e'tibor berma, ammo sen uchun menda bir maslahat bor : o'yla, keyin yoz.

Malizia : Oto davar

Max, Po-moemu, ty prav na vse 100%

[Gothica]

Adom, eto toje hentai?!

[G]

Adom

Vospitatel : Please tell me one thing : have you ever posted a serious topic on this forum?

A chto ti imeesh vvidu kogda govorish o seryoznom poste. A ti sam
postil chto nibud umnoe? Vot ya naprimer net.

[Azamega]

Hmmmde!
Stop all this BS! Royal ne tebe uchit ok?

[royal#]

Azamega

voooot tooooolko uchimsyaaaa....

[Gothica]

Azamega, calm down, i am sure vospitatel is not coming back yet, he must be planning and learning things he must teach us... ;)

have u heard Nine inch nails' song - we're in this together?! :?

[Azamega]

malizia, Yeah! Might Be!
But Royal and other just keep on following us and reading our posts but quit complaining about them! Just read them, use ur mind and imagination and learn! then go back to ur Kindergarten and teach ur Kids :) I hope ur salary will go up!
Cheers!

[ББ]

have u heard Nine inch nails' song - we're in this together?!


Кажись начилась охота не малолетних. Вспомнилась песня "Охота на волков с вертолетов".

Словно бритва, рассвет полоснул по глазам, (включился монитор)
Отворились курки, как волшебный сезам, (подключили мышь и клаву).
Появились стрелки, на помине легки,- (появились рояль# и воспитатель)
И взлетели стрекозы с протухшей реки, (открыли форум.уз)
И потеха пошла - в две руки, в две руки! (можно и не переводить)

Вы легли на живот и убрали клыки. (вы лог-аут и зашли как гость)
Даже тот, даже тот, кто нырял под флажки, (те кто пережили баны и варнинги)
Чуял волчие ямы подушками лап; (выискивали IP of guests)
Тот, кого даже пуля догнать не могла б,- (кого даже МегаЗи не мог поймать)
Тоже в страхе взопрел и прилег - и ослаб. ( и так ясно)

:)
ББ

[Azamega]

:) Nice lyrics!
Cheers!

[ББ]

Ребята,
а если серьёзно, мое мнение:
если Азамега и МалиЦия много постуют из-за того, что они по натуре общительные люди, то все нормально. Только они должны проследить за тем, чтоб в разделах, кроме флейма, писали в тему и конструктивно. У всех бывают оффтопики, поэтому нельзя говорить, что только они не в тему. Это раз.

Два: если это делается сугубо в целях повышения ранга (рейтинга), то посоветую воздерживаться (хотя в данном случае я думаю, что у них нет этой цели). Не в ранге счастье, а в уважении. Например Адиба и Алетейа редко посещают нас, но все их ждут. Делайте выводы, друзья.

ББ

ПС Я бы вообще не хотел бы, чтоб молодежь на этом форуме притесняли. Когда этот форум описывается потенциальным спонсорам, пишется: "форум создан для поддержки связи и обсуждения тем в основном между молодежью Узбекистана и всех кто работает, учится, постоянно проживает за пределами Узбекистана, но имеет интерес к данной стране." (примерно так, я точно не помню - и было-то на английском). И еще: чем больше постов, тем выше вероятность нахождения спонсоров. Следовательно, мы хотим много хороших постов, которые каждый из нас, я уверен, способен писать тысячами.

[Azamega]

People!
Whats ya`alls problem? Jelous? Cant Post? Or Me and Malizia`s so many posts makes u Look As Loosers? What is it? I dont get it? I have a loooooot of free time and I wanna Post here! I wanna talk here! Anybody got problems? If you do Contact Moders/Admins and ask them why this Forum was created! And after their answer you wont talk to us like that! We are not swearing, we are not posting BullS...ts! If your counting some words like ( hmde, so.... ) We put them because there is nothing else to post, and if u look deeply they make sense!
And regarding :
nauka i tabiiy bilimlar:

Unseen dayet zadachku: ok wat about this one........you are driving a bus, at the first stop, 3 people get on. Then at the next stop 2 people get off and 6 get on. At the next stop 8 people get on and 4 get off. Then another 10 get on and 5 get off. How old is the bus driver?

Azamega: He is 45! Because he got married when he was 20 and his son is 25 years old!
Peace

Nu podumal poshutil malchik. No tut vopros Malizii prosto ubil:

Quote:
Azamega wrote:
He is 45! Because he got married when he was 20 and his son is 25 years old!
Peace


how come?!


Tak vot v etom topice te kto starshe budem razumu uchit rebyatishek.

I pojaluysta Azamega esli hochesh reyting povisit postis tuta ili pishi po teme.
All This, I tell you that:
Stupid Question, Stupid Answer! ( So Go Blame on the one who asked it )
And Even If I want to increase my rating, None of ur business How I do it! ok? as long as i'm not hurting somebody elses Feelings! Go get Life Looser!

Cheers To all!

P.S. Ostalnim kto eto chitayet! kto zdesa prav?

[G]

Azamega,

Kajetsya kritika v tvoy adress idet tebe na polzu. Tvoi posti segodnya uje ne takie bestalkovie kakimi bili vchera kogda ti vsyo tut verh dnom perevernul.

I bitta pogovorka. "Do'st achitib gapiradi dushman kuldirib".

[Azamega]

Pochti Hamma Kuldirvottiku :)

Atak vchera ... nu ladno eto vchera :)

But Tomorrow I will do Better! :)

Cheers!

[ББ]

But Tomorrow I will do Better!

An extract from Wall-Street Journal, Oct. 16, 2003:

POSTS HIT RECORD. INTERNET VENTURE IS READY TO GO PUBLIC.
by John Morris, contributor for telecom research.

"Unusually high activity was observed in one of small-user base interenet forum. Number of postings per day reached its high at 3,564, a 534% increase from the last record day. With only over a 1000 users, such numbers are impressive and may suggest that IPO for this forum is not on a far horizon.

Nasim Mansurov, the CEO by call-sign "MegaZ", commented: "I started this forum three years ago with an old-home computer and literally $28 cash in the bank account. It was the idea and not the finances that kept me awake long nights when I coded the software." He added, wiping off a rare manly tear-drop: "No one would guess that in 5 yrs I would be intereviewed by the Journal".

Further reasearch indicates that 99% percent of the 3,564 post were made from a unique IP-address. Exsperts say it is not an automated poster like we saw in many cases. It is a user by call-sign "Azamega" aided by his sidekick "Malizia". The owners refused to share personal information of these users.

One thing is certain - if we see another increase in postings at this forum - it will definitely have more than $28 in its bank account."

[G]

ББ,

Da kogda nachal chitat podumal chto eto pravda. Nu nicho mojet bit kogda nibud i o nas napishut.

[Azamega]

Hmmmm! Is that Supposed to be funny? Or Is it "Warrant"?
Be more open!
Peace!

[MegaZ]

ББ, hahaha! You always kill me with your posts :-) The Wall Street one was awesome :-) LOOL!

[spoon]

It is the quality of postings that matters the most, not the quantity. I've noticed a lot of messages are posted either have 2-3 "personal" comments that are irrelevent to the subject or discussion that turns into a chat room between the users.

[Azamega]

:) Oh yeah? Well that Means Forum and Chat ( forum.uz and choyhona.uz ) are kinda related. And dont say no! Umid did everything and whoever visits chat visits forum ( most of them ) But I think argues and all that or forum turning to chatroom starts after some people talk something bad towards another one ( so yeah )
So find a way how to stop people from talking bad about others! not rules!
Cheers!

[spoon]

ББ, you forgot to add that the rise in overall number of postings also has a big impact on moderators' salary, too.

[Azamega]

Aleek, So we are making you all rich! :)
You guys should be thankfull for us :)
Good thing we exist :)
Cheers!

[lol]

I just saw new movie of T Tarantino "Kill Bill", what da movie :).

[Azamega]

vot eto vot Ne v temu!
Cheers :)

[Gothica]

Azamega, stop taking it so serious ! u kill me

[royal#]

ББ, you forgot to add that the rise in overall number of postings also has a big impact on moderators' salary, too.

tolko tak ne gavori a to seychas bb budet s azamega v meste

[ББ]

royal#,
настоятельно советую быть острожнее на поворотах.

Если еще не поняли: Я не с кем, я с чем. Этим чем является форум.уз. Надеюсь все ясно.
ББ

[Adom]

Malizia - nastoyaschaya izrailtyanka (al tikkhi et ze kashe)

[Alouddin]

Azamega, daaaaaaaaamn, you ARE pain in the... neck! :) my two cents, when in the religions board, just browse, dude, just browse. no need to post 'affirmative,' senseless stuff :)

keep coming around :)

Observer

[Azamega]

Blah Blah people!
Just Be Smartted and dont be jelous!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It kills you :)

Malizia ,ok :) dont wanna kill ya :) Cheers

bye! ( quit following me just worry about ur own stuff arent u all married and got families lolz )