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anatoliydaev
12-20-2003, 03:40 AM
1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play.
2. Play must be permitted by the owner of the hole.
3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out.
4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins.
5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole.
6. The object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the course owner is satisfied that play is completed. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play the course again.
7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival at the course. The experienced player will normally take time to admire the entire course with special attention to well-formed bunkers.
8. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played, or are currently playing, to the owner of the course being played. Angry course owners have been known to damage players' equipment for this reason.
9. Players are encouraged to bring proper rain gear for their own protection.
10. Players should ensure that the match has been properly scheduled, particularly when a new course is being played for the first time. Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover someone else playing on what they considered to be a private course.
11. Players should not assume a course is in shape for play at all times. Some players may be embarrassed if they find the course to be temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be extremely tactful in this situation. More advanced players will find alternative means of play when this is the case.
12. The course owner is responsible for manicuring and pruning any bush around the hole to allow for improved viewing of alignment with and approach to the hole.
13. Players are advised to obtain the course owner's permission before attempting to play the back nine.
14. Slow play is encouraged. However, players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace, at least temporarily, at the course owner's request.
15. It is considered outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one match.

Royal
12-20-2003, 10:49 AM
mojet eto memo xxxGOLF player :D

Dunyokezganqalandar
12-23-2003, 08:38 PM
anatoliydaev, man lekin bittq qoidani bilaman, o'sha lumkaga sharikni tushirish kerak!

Royal
12-26-2003, 10:00 AM
dunyokezganqalandar
Osha "sharik"ni urishni bilmasang orqasidan quvlab yurganni poydasi yoq! :P

Dunyokezganqalandar
12-26-2003, 10:42 AM
Royal, ja unaqaga o'tib ketsa, "sharik"ni qo'lga olib lumkaga oborib tushirib qo'yamizde :P
golf yahshi sport yani sabr kosangniing hajmini ko'pytiradi

Kolobok
12-31-2003, 09:41 AM
Have you ever asked yourself,what does Golf mean? I went to The British open this year & one pal asked me the same question. I was bit ashamed,as I could't explain the meanin' of this word Golf. But then,he have give a brief explanation and little tiny book which includes the history of Golf,best players of 21century,winners of the British open and other competitions... In that book I found the answer to the question,What does Golf Mean? Golf means: Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden,now reading the rules of so-called indoor golf,I came up with another question in my mind...anatoliydaev,does that mean,that indoor golf is for gays?! :) I hope not. But considering the fact,that ladies are playin' golf in nowdays time,I hope we can get the advantages of indoor golf too :)
Happy New Year,Dear Friends! ;)

anatoliydaev
12-31-2003, 10:55 AM
Kolobok,

Don't be afraid. It is not only for gays. I am used to play it with my female partner 3 times a week.
But very likely in now days if you cannot find any female partner for GOLF during long time you can become a sole player or, what is worse, join GOLF homoplayers club. So take care...

Kolobok
12-31-2003, 11:15 AM
Kolobok,

Don't be afraid. It is not only for gays. I am used to play it with my female partner 3 times a week.
But very likely in now days if you cannot find any female partner for GOLF during long time you can become a sole player or, what is worse, join GOLF homoplayers club. So take care...
3 times a week - it's good. I hope you are always wining. About findin' female partner,thanks God we r in Europe,where we've been given a chance to play so-called bedroom golf with girls of different nationalities without any problems :) But if u'd like to send some beauty representatives of Germany - we might make a good deal with exchangin' them into english beauties.

Royal
12-31-2003, 12:00 PM
anatoliydaev
That is not that nice to say, at list You may say: Homeplayer so they may get it.

anatoliydaev
01-01-2004, 09:03 AM
Kolobok,

Is there any English beauty? I have not found yet. :(

Kolobok
01-01-2004, 09:40 AM
Колобок,

Is there any English beauty? I have not found yet. :(
Your hint is clear and obvious. I remember in last year's "Ugliest girls of the World" competition,overall Great Britan secured second place behind Afganistan. But hey,it doesn't mean that 100% of english girls are ugly,tolyan,prop-ly there none in Germany,but there some in Britain. ;)

anatoliydaev
01-06-2004, 05:02 PM
Kolobok,

Show me in December' 2004. :)

noodles
01-07-2004, 03:26 AM
kolobok menyaet svoyu professiyu...

lmao