Планировать пол ребенка

[Royal]

Программа позволяет планировать пол ребенка,

http://www.nnm.ru/pict/ais_concept.jpg


дни ПМС, дни безопасного секса, день рождения ребенка, прогноз - мальчик, девочка. Есть русский. Забираем AiS Conception & Contraception Calendar v3.2. Лечим при помощи TrashReg, от автора Total Commander Tweak.

Link (http://www.nnm.ru/archive.php?adate=02_12_05)

[Mona Lisa]

Oh my God! :shock:
I guess nothing is left in this world unprogrammed and predetermined. Even human reproduction process. I thought there is something for us to decide privatly and wait for the result later. I was wrong then :?

[trigger-happy]

Mona Lisa,

You still can choose to leave the gender of your future child to chance and not use the program. Me personally, I think this program cannot be foolproof and give a 100% guarantee even if used correctly - there are too many variables in the reproduction process. So what's the point anyway

[Mona Lisa]

trigger-happy,
I know that I can choose not to use this programme at all. I also do not believe that programme does what it says it'll do. My above post was just a sarcastic way of showing my reaction to the purpose of that programme.

[Asadbek]

Hehe :-) :-)

A tak manga yangam (kelinoyim) "uylanganizdan keyin kelinizga o'zim ba'zi narsalarni o'rtagaman. Qanday qilib o'g'il yoki qiz ko'rishni o'zini usullari boor" degandi :-)

Qizlar,
qanaqa usullari bor, bilmiysizlarmi? :-P

[Dunyokezganqalandar]

Royal, a tak Allohning bergani, farandimning jinsini Allohning o'i belgilab beradi, unisi ham , bunisi ham maqul

[Royal]

Dunyokezganqalandar
Oshani uchun Ollohdan soralganda kalta-kulta qilib emas, balkim toliq soralishi ham kerak: Imonli, Bahtli, Ilmli, Omadli, Sog-Salomat, Uvali-Juvali va boshida Ota-Onasi bilan ber deb. :!:

[Royal]

Hehe :-) :-)
A tak manga yangam (kelinoyim) "uylanganizdan keyin kelinizga o'zim ba'zi narsalarni o'rtagaman. Qanday qilib o'g'il yoki qiz ko'rishni o'zini usullari boor" degandi :-)
Qizlar,
qanaqa usullari bor, bilmiysizlarmi? :-P

Oooops, Taqsir shu saaal ertaroq sorapsizmi shu savolni, kennoyizni emaillarini qizlaga bervorsayiz (ja bomaganda PMda bosa ham) ancha muncha maslahat qilishib undan keyin biz bilan ham baham korisharmidi demoqchi edim, nima dediz..?

[Asadbek]

Royal, LOL
ertaroq deysizmi?
Nu man qattan bilay, qizlarga kennoyilari o'rgatgan bo'lishi mumkinde.
Kennoyimga shumlik qilib, manga aytaqoling desa, eeee uyalmaysizmi, boring deganidi LOL

[Royal]

Asadbek
Togride, undan keyin jiyanlarga qarab tirjayib tursayiz bomiydide?
Shuni uchun mani uchunmas, savob uchun, shu bir ogaynimgaydi , ja bomasa yozib bering deyish keragiydi!!!

[Asadbek]

Royal, :-)

mdaa, gohida shu yaxshi maslahatlar kelib qoladi-ya siz tarafdan ;-)

[Royal]

Asadbek

Oziyam onda sonda ishlab qoladi, qarichilik, uzr. Ayibga Buyurmassila. 8)

[Amazone]

:shock: vax,vax,vax....yomooonsila a bolla :)
Qizlar,
qanaqa usullari bor, bilmiysizlarmi?
Ohoo Asadbek,lyubopitnoy varvare otorvali nos na bazare degan gap boridi,khe :) A cho qiziqip qoldiz?

Bizi O'zbeklarda bitta achinarli hol bor:Aksari hollarda Dadalar Ayalardan o'gil tugib berishini hohlaydi.Meni yon qo'shnim masalan hattoki shu sababdan hotini bilan ajrashib ketgan:( ...Hudoni berganiga shukr qilishni o'rniga.
Royalni usulini hamma ham bilavermaydi=) Keng targib qilib ko'rish kere :D natijasini tasavvur qilayapman...

hrmtlrm

[Royal]

o'zBEK qizi
Assalomu alaykom.
Margibdanmi yo Mashriqdan bosayam maslahatiz yahshi lekin.

Lekin zor gap boldi oziyam, shuni registratsiya qilib COPYRIGHT olsak vo oshanda ARBUZ furbol kommandasini ham tuszish mumkin boladi, nima dedila ?
Chunki shuncha odam qaytib borgandan keyin UZBga naq BABYBOOM boladide oziyam :D :D :D

[Asadbek]

o'zBEK qizi,
ha nima qipti qiziqsam? :-) Xudo hohlasa uylanmoqchiman man yaqin orada yee. :-)

Bizi O'zbeklarda bitta achinarli hol bor:Aksari hollarda Dadalar Ayalardan o'gil tugib berishini hohlaydi.
Nima yomon joyi bor? Hohlash huquqi hammaga berilgan :-)
Har bir OTAyu ONA, DADAyu AYA "bir kun kelib chirog'imni yoqadi" deb og'il tilaydi. Bu diskriminaciya emas!

A vot og'il tug'madi, qiz tug'madi deb ajralib ketish bo'lmaydi lekin. Aytganizdek, Ollohni berganiga shukr qilish kerak.

Mani bitta qo'shnimni adashmasam kamida 6 ta qizi bor, haliyam o'g'il izlashyapti qorong'uda ;-) Olloh o'zi shularga bitta og'il ato qilsinde!

Royal, Babyboom LOL zo'r gap bo'libdi.
Olloh har bir ezgu niyatni ijob aylagay!

:-)

[Royal]

Mani bitta qo'shnimni adashmasam kamida 6 ta qizi bor, haliyam o'g'il izlashyapti qorong'uda ;-) Olloh o'zi shularga bitta og'il ato qilsinde!:-)
Bir shunday yahshi habarni ular bilan baham korib dillariga bir shagam yoqib bering zora keyingisini ismi "Asadbek" bolsa.

[Asadbek]

Royal, :-)
qushni akaga aytgandim vaqtida, "Royal" spirtidan ko'proq ichib turing deb ;-)

[Royal]

o'zBEK qizi

Lekin shu yerda bir gap kep qoldi :
Quyosh - erkaklar belgisi,
Oy - Ayollar belgisi (toppa togri lekin har kuni har hil bolib ozgarib turadi).

Va bir kitobda yan DAOizm togrisidagi kitobda yozgan edi, agarda ayol kishi ozini yalangoch holda kechasi OY nuriga toblasa shunda va har qanday kasalliklarga qarshi yordam boladi deb. (Farzandi bolmayotganlarga ham).

Tomdan tushganday etganim uchun uzr, lekin bu gapni birortaga taaluqlik emas, balkim hammaga bolishi ham mumkin.

[Asadbek]

Royal, :-)
DAOizm togrisidagi kitobda yozgan edi, agarda ayol kishi ozini yalangoch holda kechasi OY nuriga toblasa shunda va har qanday kasalliklarga qarshi yordam boladi deb.

Bu haqda men hech narsa eshitmagandimu, ammo shoirimiz Usmon Azimning Ayol va Oy haqida ajjoyib satrlari bor:


Sen uxlayapsan.
Derazadan tushgan oy nuri
sudralib-sudralib
ko’rpangga yetar.

Dunyodagi Eng Go’zal Ayol,
oyning nurlariga o’ranib uxla,
oyning nurlarini quchoqlab uxla,
meni sog’ingan lablaringni
oyning lablariga bosib uxlagin...

:-)

P.S: hehe, bu post bilan kamina General bo'ldi :-)

[Royal]

Asadbek
Eeeeeee, tabrikliymiza

Buni yuvish keray endi, qani pollatayizni opkelin

[Asadbek]

Royal,
o'zizzi pollattayiz qayoqda qob ketdi?

[Royal]

-"Ha, arrasini bermadimi? Ziqna qoshni. Bor ozimiznikini opchiq!"

[Mona Lisa]

Royal,
Tinchlikmi, hammadan bir narsalar so'rab yuribsiz. MegaZni o'tib ketgan tug'ilgan kundan tort bilan 'lemonad' keyin bu yoda pollata :rolleyes: Yoki bugun pensiya berildigan kunu lekin berishmadimi? Balki shunga adashib ....:D

PS. no offence intended ;)

[Royal]

Mona Lisa
Yahshiyam esga soldiz, a to yuruvdim cho ta bir narsa yetishmayotibdi deyman, shu pensani puli kemapti qarang! Shu pochtalonlaram appiris bop ketgan. Opkemiydi darrow, ulagayam pahta qoyish keray desayiz.

Please, never think about being offensive, that was simple conversation indeed.
if some offencive action we will let You know in head of time.

[Mona Lisa]

Please, never think about being offensive, that was simple conversation indeed.
if some offencive action we will let You know in head of time.

Thanks. Glad to know :)

Ayni pensiyasi kelmagan vaqtda 89 yoshli Generalga harholda ehtioyotli bilan gapirish kerak ;)

[Royal]

Uyam togri!

[Ferik]

da net bred kakoyto! pust rebyonok raditsya takim kak ti postaralsya! ne nado igrat v BOGA ploha zakonchitsya!!!

[PainKiller]

Rebyata eto vse kak govoritsa "Supervisions"

nichego ne imenit to kak i chto delat'. he he he

Eto medicina i delo v XY i XX hromosomah. Uzbe women inogda jalko, na nih nayezd esli babooka devichka:( a voopsheto et ne ona je reshayet. ehhhh....kakaya jalost'. kakaya raznitsa chto tam u baby mejdu nog?(sorry sorry sorry)

Baby esli plod lyubvi sam po sebe sladok :D

Mne lichto neparkuyet malish budet v budushem u menya ili malishka....Lish bi ne germofrodit....

[Royal]

Krootaya
Nu kraynem sluchaye budet kak mama, obyazatelno!