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SoniTa
02-20-2004, 02:09 PM
These are entries to a Washington Post competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line but least romantic second line:
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you because I was pissed.

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your Brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face

I love your smile, your face, your eyes-
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "go to hell"

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

A eto svoyo:
Love is a bird, she needs to fly,
'tis a pity, it spoils your head by...

I Can - Can U? (=

Mona Lisa
02-22-2004, 03:25 PM
Here is a few but they aren't really.....

I see my love when I see shining star,
Ehh! Nothing could replace my car

O love your lips, your kiss,
All wanted to say it was useless

You're the one my own Cupid,
Never seen someone that stupid.

Sincerely, ML ;)