fox
09-22-2001, 02:28 AM
damn, guys, today i've got this forwarded mail. got save the world!
From: TOOBUSY56@aol.com [mailto:TOOBUSY56@aol.com]
Sent: Monday, September 17, 2001 8:14 PM
To: undisclosed-recipients; undisclosed-recipients
Subject: If I Were President George W. Bush's Speech Writer...
If I were President George W. Bush's Speech Writer...
> By Mitchell R. Robb
>
> Good evening my fellow Americans...
> First, I want to pass on my condolences to the people of New York and
> all Americans that are hurting in this tragic time. You can rest
> assured
> that anything and everything that can be done to assure the safety of
> our country will be done. This is the greatest country in the
> world and
> we will get through this trying time. Now is the time for all
> people to
> set aside our petty differences and show the world that no one or
> nothing can destroy the fortitude of the American people.
>
> To the people responsible for today's tragedy, I say this:
> Are you ****ing kidding me? Are the turbans on your heads wrapped too
> tight? Have you gone too long without a bath? Do you not know who you
> are ****ing with? Americans are so hungry to kill, that we shoot
> at each
> other every day. We will relish that opportunity for new targets
> for our
> aggression.
>
> Have you forgotten history? What happened to the last people that
> started ****ing around with us? Remember the little yellow
> bastards over
> in Japan? We slapped them all over the Pacific and roasted about 2
> million of them in their own back yard. That's what we in America
> call a
> big ass barbecue. Ever seen Texas on a map? Ever wonder why it's
> so big?
> Because we wanted it that way, Mexico started jacking around with the
> Alamo and now they cut our lawns. England? We sent them packing.
>
> Ask your buddy Saddam about ****ing with the good 'ole USA. The only
> reason he got away the first time is because it's too hard to shoot
> someone when you're doubled over laughing at them. Our soldiers
> aren't
> trained to laugh and shoot at the same time. Now he couldn't stop
> a pack
> of cub scouts from taking over his shitty little country.
>
> Trust us, Afghanistan will end up a giant kitty litter box. Go
> ahead and
> try to hide, Bin Laden. There's not a hole deep enough or a mountain
> high enough that's going to keep your camel riding asses safe. We
> will
> bomb every inch of the country that harbors him, his camps and any
> place
> that looks and even smells like he was there. Hell, we might even
> drop a
> few bombs on people that have pissed us off in the past. This is
> America. We kick ass. This is what we do. Go ahead and laugh now, but
> the Tomahawks are coming and we will smoke your sorry asses.
>
> God bless America!
From: TOOBUSY56@aol.com [mailto:TOOBUSY56@aol.com]
Sent: Monday, September 17, 2001 8:14 PM
To: undisclosed-recipients; undisclosed-recipients
Subject: If I Were President George W. Bush's Speech Writer...
If I were President George W. Bush's Speech Writer...
> By Mitchell R. Robb
>
> Good evening my fellow Americans...
> First, I want to pass on my condolences to the people of New York and
> all Americans that are hurting in this tragic time. You can rest
> assured
> that anything and everything that can be done to assure the safety of
> our country will be done. This is the greatest country in the
> world and
> we will get through this trying time. Now is the time for all
> people to
> set aside our petty differences and show the world that no one or
> nothing can destroy the fortitude of the American people.
>
> To the people responsible for today's tragedy, I say this:
> Are you ****ing kidding me? Are the turbans on your heads wrapped too
> tight? Have you gone too long without a bath? Do you not know who you
> are ****ing with? Americans are so hungry to kill, that we shoot
> at each
> other every day. We will relish that opportunity for new targets
> for our
> aggression.
>
> Have you forgotten history? What happened to the last people that
> started ****ing around with us? Remember the little yellow
> bastards over
> in Japan? We slapped them all over the Pacific and roasted about 2
> million of them in their own back yard. That's what we in America
> call a
> big ass barbecue. Ever seen Texas on a map? Ever wonder why it's
> so big?
> Because we wanted it that way, Mexico started jacking around with the
> Alamo and now they cut our lawns. England? We sent them packing.
>
> Ask your buddy Saddam about ****ing with the good 'ole USA. The only
> reason he got away the first time is because it's too hard to shoot
> someone when you're doubled over laughing at them. Our soldiers
> aren't
> trained to laugh and shoot at the same time. Now he couldn't stop
> a pack
> of cub scouts from taking over his shitty little country.
>
> Trust us, Afghanistan will end up a giant kitty litter box. Go
> ahead and
> try to hide, Bin Laden. There's not a hole deep enough or a mountain
> high enough that's going to keep your camel riding asses safe. We
> will
> bomb every inch of the country that harbors him, his camps and any
> place
> that looks and even smells like he was there. Hell, we might even
> drop a
> few bombs on people that have pissed us off in the past. This is
> America. We kick ass. This is what we do. Go ahead and laugh now, but
> the Tomahawks are coming and we will smoke your sorry asses.
>
> God bless America!