Jokw of the day!!! -"Two questions"

[Guardian]

:P Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?
Read the next question before looking at the answer for this one.


Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates.

Candidate A - Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B - He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C - He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.

Which of these candidates would be your choice?


Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for the answer.







Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.

Candidate B is Winston Churchill.

Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.


And, by the way, the answer to the abortion question: If you said yes, you just killed Beethoven. Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone

[Dunyokezganqalandar]

NIce... :lool:
Arab-American saying: " I was born in this country, i love my country it means, i blew up myself for The United States"...

for Observer...two Kamikadze going to finish their mission first asking:
- Are you excited ?
- Of course, I am doing it first time...

[Guardian]

Pretty nice joke Dunyokezarqalandarbek!!!!!

Cheers mate.........by the way another joke by me!

Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, "Bill, I had a
wonderful dream last night. I could see America, the whole beautiful
country, and on each house I saw a banner."

"What did it say on the banners?" Clinton asks.

Saddam replies, "Allah is god, god is Allah."

Clinton says, "You know, Saddam, I am really happy you called. Last night
I had a similar dream. I could see all of Baghdad, and it was more
beautiful than ever. It had been rebuilt completely, and on each house
flew an enormous banner."

"What could you see on the banners?" Saddam asks.

Clinton replies, "I don't know. I can't read Hebrew."

:)

[Dunyokezganqalandar]

:lool: :lool:
here other one...
Saddam Hussein:
- These pistures of abuses make me SICK......................................homesick

[Guardian]

not bad....))))

what about tha one...?


Here's a small joke for all to enjoy.
8-)


Question: What is the height of globalization?

Answer: Princess Diana's death.

Question: How come?

Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a
French
tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian
who
was high on Scottish whiskey, followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on
Japanese motorcycles, treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian
medicines! And this is sent to you by an Indian, using Bill Gate's
technology which he probably stole from the Japanese. And you are
probably
reading this on one of the IBM clones that use Taiwanese-made chips and
Korean made monitors, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore
plant,
transported by lorries driven by Pakistanis, hijacked by Indonesians and

finally sold to you by Chinese!

That's called Globalisation, My friend !!!!!!!!!

[Dunyokezganqalandar]

not bad....))))

what about tha one...?


Here's a small joke for all to enjoy.
8-)


Question: What is the height of globalization?

Answer: Princess Diana's death.

Question: How come?

Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a
French
tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian
who
was high on Scottish whiskey, followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on
Japanese motorcycles, treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian
medicines! And this is sent to you by an Indian, using Bill Gate's
technology which he probably stole from the Japanese. And you are
probably
reading this on one of the IBM clones that use Taiwanese-made chips and
Korean made monitors, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore
plant,
transported by lorries driven by Pakistanis, hijacked by Indonesians and

finally sold to you by Chinese!

That's called Globalisation, My friend !!!!!!!!!
:loool: you should add this..and reading all these in Uzbek forum :lool:
here that "one" about Hussein(looking at the abuse pictures):
- He-he-he, George good job! i couldnt do better myself...

[furik]

Saddam Hussein:
- These pistures of abuses make me SICK......................................homesick

here that "one" about Hussein(looking at the abuse pictures):
- He-he-he, George good job! i couldnt do better myself...

Almatov with Inoyatov (looking at the pictures)
-And you call this torture? Send Bush someone from our staff, make Yankis proud next time world sees abuse pictures...

[Guardian]

Saddam Hussein:
- These pistures of abuses make me SICK......................................homesick

here that "one" about Hussein(looking at the abuse pictures):
- He-he-he, George good job! i couldnt do better myself...

Almatov with Inoyatov (looking at the pictures)
-And you call this torture? Send Bush someone from our staff, make Yankis proud next time world sees abuse pictures...

again something like provocation((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((heheh e