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Unregistered
05-20-2004, 08:07 PM
What would you have said????? Be honest.. punks.

"So I was walking out to the parking lot, and I noticed that some person has stolen my car" - This?????

or

"So, like, I was f...... walkin my ass out to my car, n' shit, right? And then, I was f.....' like... F...., dude. My f..... car... holy shit man, it's f.... gone. Can I I borrow a f.....' smoke?" - This???


or, maybe ..

"So, I was walking out to my automobile, on that fine sunny day. The sun was shining, birds were chirping, I had "White Cluster" running through my head... all was good. Then, I casually glanced in the direction of where I had parked to notice that my car was ****ING GONE! SOME ASSHOLE HAD STOLEN MY CAR!"

SayFuLLoH
05-21-2004, 01:34 AM
Call 911!
I v sleduyushiy raz,sledi za yazikom:)

Royal
05-21-2004, 07:10 AM
What would you have said????? Be honest.. punks.
"So I was walking out to the parking lot, and I noticed that some person has stolen my car" - This?????
or
"So, like, I was f...... walkin my ass out to my car, n' shit, right? And then, I was f.....' like... F...., dude. My f..... car... holy shit man, it's f.... gone. Can I I borrow a f.....' smoke?" - This???
or, maybe ..
"So, I was walking out to my automobile, on that fine sunny day. The sun was shining, birds were chirping, I had "White Cluster" running through my head... all was good. Then, I casually glanced in the direction of where I had parked to notice that my car was ****ING GONE! SOME ASSHOLE HAD STOLEN MY CAR!"

Watch You self ,don't blame someone else..
After fire > ****** You may know what to do ?
Don't worry: it is "GONE with the WIND"

shaken
05-21-2004, 08:51 AM
polvon strahovka nimaga ?? bilasmi? balki bilmaganizam yaxshidir..

Royal
05-21-2004, 08:58 AM
polvon strahovka nimaga ?? bilasmi? balki bilmaganizam yaxshidir..

"Stahovka" faqat odno storonniy yani "liability" bolsa unda dodini Ollohga etishdan boshqa chora yoq!

Hech narsa qimiydi: Erkak topishniyam yoqotishniyam bilishi kerak, hammasi peshanada bor.

Chiqqisi keganda qanchalik qoriqlamasin baribir chiqadi, eng yahshisi:
"Umrimdagi eng ogir yoqotish shu bosin, kegan balo-qazo shu bilan ketsin" dib i dalshe.

shaken
05-21-2004, 09:12 AM
Royal .!.
men hayron boluttim.. u rostanam yoqotkammikin moshinasini ili prosta sokishshi bilishini korsatmoxshi boganmikin.. :scramble: