SayFuLLoH
05-29-2004, 01:37 AM
Agenstvo Shonona-Mayskgogo.
-Shto Vam nujno?!
-Blandinka'da,bal'shoy takoy-pishniy GRUD',malenkiy RODINKA-vozdes, leviy-soska,malenkoe serdechko,takoy,znaesh,krasiviy.
-Sechas Budet.
-Ale?,Ya zelenaglazaya Brunetka={aah}
-Slushay!Mne nujna Blondinka'da!!!
-Ah,da-da,ya zabila,ya golubaglazaya Blondinka,ya Lyublyu Gruzinov,u vas tam takie orli vshtanah,vi Gruzin?
-Net!Ya Gogonoshvili.
-Ahh-kak prekrasno,ya lyublyu Gogonashvili,U vas oni takie seksual'nie,u kajdogo v bryukah,takie orli={aaaah,aaaah,}-kak eto vozbujdaet.
Ya beru tvoego ptenchika,kak ti hohesh,shtob ya ego vzela?
-Slushay,rukami koneshno,ne nogami'je,koneshno'da-slushay.
-ya ego beru rukami{aaaah}-kakoy rukoy ti hochesh?
-H&y ego znaet,vozmi levoy, poprobuy.
-Ya ego beru levoy.....
-Ne-ne,shtota ne'to,ti poslushay vozmi ego pravoy'da.
-Ya ego beru pravoy{ooooh,kak ne horosho}.
-Slushay,a obeimi rukami uje bil?-{nu horosho}.
Vozmi ego pravoy rukoy,suy ego kuda-hochesh,,da ne Mne ,slushay-ne mne ya skazal.
-ya nehotela vam.
-Slushay,kak nehotela?,Ya'je chuvstvuyu,sunuka[aaag aaaaaaagooy]-eto Gigi s zadi prishol,Slushay otstan ot menya ,GoGi,nevidesh ya po telefonu razgovarivayu.
-Nu shto miliy,GoGi ushol-davay prodoljim,ti zasovivaesh-svoego orla v moyu malenkuyu p....-ku,{aaaah-ooohtak-da,aaah mne horosho,ti sunul da}.
-Slushay mne ne ochen' horosho,kto mne opyat' sunu?,Gogi!!!eto snova ti da?,uydi nevidesh ya s krasivoy Blandinka razgovarivayu.Slushay Blondinka-slushay,davay vip'em s toboy -kon'yaka gruzinskiy'da-ya ugoshayu,nalivay sebe,nalila'da?
A teper davay spoem vmeste-{lhachkilavaliiigruuuu-garaguuuuuuuruhachkivali aattarraa hachkivaliiii}.
Slushay,horosho poesh,chista na maem rodnom yazike'da,vah kakoy umniy devushka popal'sya-yaziki znaet.
-Da,no eto ne ya pela.
-A-eto op'yat' Gogi,vtoroy trubka podnyal.{
Goooooooooogi }
-Mi na grupavuhu,ne dogovarivalis'-.Ona u nas stoit-po tarifam,vdvaraza doroje.Perezvonite Operatoru-i on vam sdelaet,pereshot!:)
"DanikO"
-Shto Vam nujno?!
-Blandinka'da,bal'shoy takoy-pishniy GRUD',malenkiy RODINKA-vozdes, leviy-soska,malenkoe serdechko,takoy,znaesh,krasiviy.
-Sechas Budet.
-Ale?,Ya zelenaglazaya Brunetka={aah}
-Slushay!Mne nujna Blondinka'da!!!
-Ah,da-da,ya zabila,ya golubaglazaya Blondinka,ya Lyublyu Gruzinov,u vas tam takie orli vshtanah,vi Gruzin?
-Net!Ya Gogonoshvili.
-Ahh-kak prekrasno,ya lyublyu Gogonashvili,U vas oni takie seksual'nie,u kajdogo v bryukah,takie orli={aaaah,aaaah,}-kak eto vozbujdaet.
Ya beru tvoego ptenchika,kak ti hohesh,shtob ya ego vzela?
-Slushay,rukami koneshno,ne nogami'je,koneshno'da-slushay.
-ya ego beru rukami{aaaah}-kakoy rukoy ti hochesh?
-H&y ego znaet,vozmi levoy, poprobuy.
-Ya ego beru levoy.....
-Ne-ne,shtota ne'to,ti poslushay vozmi ego pravoy'da.
-Ya ego beru pravoy{ooooh,kak ne horosho}.
-Slushay,a obeimi rukami uje bil?-{nu horosho}.
Vozmi ego pravoy rukoy,suy ego kuda-hochesh,,da ne Mne ,slushay-ne mne ya skazal.
-ya nehotela vam.
-Slushay,kak nehotela?,Ya'je chuvstvuyu,sunuka[aaag aaaaaaagooy]-eto Gigi s zadi prishol,Slushay otstan ot menya ,GoGi,nevidesh ya po telefonu razgovarivayu.
-Nu shto miliy,GoGi ushol-davay prodoljim,ti zasovivaesh-svoego orla v moyu malenkuyu p....-ku,{aaaah-ooohtak-da,aaah mne horosho,ti sunul da}.
-Slushay mne ne ochen' horosho,kto mne opyat' sunu?,Gogi!!!eto snova ti da?,uydi nevidesh ya s krasivoy Blandinka razgovarivayu.Slushay Blondinka-slushay,davay vip'em s toboy -kon'yaka gruzinskiy'da-ya ugoshayu,nalivay sebe,nalila'da?
A teper davay spoem vmeste-{lhachkilavaliiigruuuu-garaguuuuuuuruhachkivali aattarraa hachkivaliiii}.
Slushay,horosho poesh,chista na maem rodnom yazike'da,vah kakoy umniy devushka popal'sya-yaziki znaet.
-Da,no eto ne ya pela.
-A-eto op'yat' Gogi,vtoroy trubka podnyal.{
Goooooooooogi }
-Mi na grupavuhu,ne dogovarivalis'-.Ona u nas stoit-po tarifam,vdvaraza doroje.Perezvonite Operatoru-i on vam sdelaet,pereshot!:)
"DanikO"