Marriage-or-Wedding

[Hummer]

Kak vi predstvlyaete svoyu svadbu, i vobshe kak vi smotrete na zamejestvo?
Kakie misli k vam prihodyat kogda vi zadumivaetes ob etom? ( Jenatih ne kasaetsya, i bivsheh toje :) :P

[WASP]

free sex, anytime, anywhere, anyhow :lol:

[Mona Lisa]

No idea. And scared to death! :shock: :P ( just kidding)

[WASP]

No idea. And scared to death! :shock: :P ( just kidding)


scared? :lol: marriage is good...... I hate sleeping alone, so I think it should be fun sleeping with a woman in a bed every night... :lol: God, I sound like a virgin :lol:

[Mona Lisa]

scared? :lol: marriage is good...... I hate sleeping alone, so I think it should be fun sleeping with a woman in a bed every night...Here comes another marriage advisor :rolleyes:

Anyways...OK imagine this scenario, that is 'fun':
H: hey nariro surilsangchi krovatni butun egallab uhlavossan
W: nega siz hadib hurrak otuvrasiz... anu kuni man uhlolmay qiynalib chiqdim
:lol:

[WASP]

Here comes another marriage advisor :rolleyes:

Anyways...OK imagine this scenario, that is 'fun':
H: hey nariro surilsangchi krovatni butun egallab uhlavossan
W: nega siz hadib hurrak otuvrasiz... anu kuni man uhlolmay qiynalib chiqdim
:lol:

whoaohaa.. krovat'ni super king size olasizde endi... Kup hurrak otuversa tomogiga bitta solasiz, jim jit. A tak siz bu etvotgan uzhe kech odam 45-50 kirganlarida bulib qoladi.. yosh hotn olganlar qancha yaqin bir biriga uhlashsa shuncha yahshi yoqtirishadi :) Yoshlar hurrak chalmajdi-ku kupchiligi, agar shunaqasi tushib qolsa.. etasiz birinchi sizni erkalatib uhlatsin kegin uzi uhlasin. :D Unisi ham ishlamasa.. etasiz, yoki san hurrak otmiysan, yoki man uzim uhliyman.. kursaiz ertani uzidayoq nima bulsa ham tuzatib keladi uzini :lol:

[SmIlIk]

LoooooL ML :)))) well, that sort of things happen all the time but you have to be understanding. I would rather suggest you to marry someone that you know quite a bit of. I believe that makes life with your partner much easier.

Hummer, sorry...bol'she ne budu pisat' ;)

[WASP]

ML,

marry me... I don't make any noise when I am asleep... and you could have 80% of the bed :) :P

[Mona Lisa]

SmIlIk: In order to know 'quite a bit' of him should I sleep with him for a night. :P Just to check out whether he snores or not. But I don't think that would be a nice thing to do. :D

TT: size of the bed doesn't matter it, happens anyway. But thanks for the suggestion I'll keep in mind. ;)

PS. sorry for the offtopic. This is my last post here.

[Mona Lisa]

ML,

marry me... I don't make any noise when I am asleep... and you could have 80% of the bed :) :P
When is the wedding? I should say today is late how about tomorrow :P
I can't believe that I'm saying this :shock:

[SmIlIk]

Neah, you don't have to sleep with him :) Use your brain...

[WASP]

When is the wedding? I should say today is late how about tomorrow :P
I can't believe that I'm saying this :shock:


how about this summer? :lol:

[WASP]

I am sending my parents over your house.. this weekend :lol: Thanks for the address through pm. :D

[Mona Lisa]

how about this summer? :lol:Hey that is way too late by that time I'll get married at least twice :lol: Don't forget to invite me to the wedding OK ;)
And address ... my pleasure. Can't wait to see your parents :P

Ohh two posted earlier I said last one . But this is last post. I'm out

[WASP]

Hey that is way too late by that time I'll get married at least twice :lol: Don't forget to invite me to the wedding OK ;)

Ohh two posted earlier I said last one . But this is last post. I'm out

you will be sitting next to me in a beautiful white dress drinking vodka :lol:, we both will ;). So, you're invited. :lol:. Xm... yeah seems late, but it's the only available time I have. So let's just get married for fun. :)

[WASP]

whispering: ML, you can always edit your post, delete the message where it says it is your last post, and just keep posting. :D

[Mona Lisa]

you will be sitting next to me in a beautiful white dress drinking vodka :lol:
Agh....Vodka ?! :shock: :( . I was expecting champagne and chocolates! :P
Now wedding is off cos there is no champagne.

[WASP]

anything you want sweetie.. anything. You want champagne.. let there be many. :D

[Webbie]

( Jenatih ne kasaetsya, i bivsheh toje :) :P

eh jal'... :D :D

[Webbie]

TT, skol'ko svad'b u tebya letom??? :shock: :D

[WASP]

uzhe 3... ya vas vseh odinakogo lyublyu! Po Musulmanski! :D Vseh v zheny vozmu... :P

[Webbie]

uzhe 3... ya vas vseh odinakogo lyublyu! Po Musulmanski! :D Vseh v zheny vozmu... :P

aha aha...tipa esli b ya bil sultan....ya b imel 3h jen...i vse takoe :)

[WASP]

ya tvoj sultan i .. ya tvoj rab i tvoj hozyain.. ya vse chto ty pozhelaesh', moya milochka!!! :D

[Webbie]

ya tvoj sultan i .. ya tvoj rab i tvoj hozyain.. ya vse chto ty pozhelaesh', moya milochka!!! :D

hehehe Ludi TT teper' oficial'no moy RAB :D

[WASP]

da ya dushu dyavolu prodam..(??) net, ya emu podaryu za noch s toboj.. o moya prelest'. Ya tvoj rab na veki :lol:.........

[Webbie]

:shock:
kh-kh...ladno :) muchat budems...

[WASP]

mozhesh' menya po kusat'... kogda my na edine :P .... kuda na 40 dnej uedim, ah? :D

[Webbie]

chto za vopos, konechno je na neobitaemiy ostrov... :D

[WASP]

Aaah, eto chto by ne revnovala.. i ya byl tvoim ne vechnost'?? Budem do smerti... do smerti zhit' :) vmeste :D

[Webbie]

aha i umrem v odin den'...

[WASP]

xmm.... nuuu.. xmm.... ob etom esche rano govorit', konechno.No, na vsyakij sluchae vse zhe davay biletik v obratnuyu storony tozhe vozmem s otkrytoj datoj. Nu malo li chto.. lOL. :lol:

[MaChiaVeLLiaN]

whoahoahaoa. :P SMeshnooo!

scared? :lol: marriage is good...... I hate sleeping alone, so I think it should be fun sleeping with a woman in a bed every night... :lol: God, I sound like a virgin :lol:

Kinda scary :shock: Everyday... same woman....
Think its boring. LoL...
Pochemu ogranichivatsya odnoy... nu v sluchae TT tremya, esli mojno vsex? :twisted:

Ghe ghe.....


A esli serezno: to hochu jenitsya... Blin, realno hochu jenitsya!

Cherez 10 deny lechu v Tashkent... Postarayus' nayti sebe jenu!:cool:

[Hummer]

eh jal'... :D :D

Pochemu jal, nu esli u tebya est chto nibut umnoe skazat, to napishi-->>>

[Webbie]

:shock: it was supposed to be a 'joke'...when u said that "razvedennim ne pisat'..."nu koroche zachem prosto tak obyasnyat'...a umnoe skazat'...vsegda naydetsya :rolleyes:

[Hummer]

:shock: it was supposed to be a 'joke'...when u said that "razvedennim ne pisat'..."nu koroche zachem prosto tak obyasnyat'...a umnoe skazat'...vsegda naydetsya :rolleyes:

Esli naIdetysa, napishi?

[Webbie]

ya natura tvorcheskaya, po zakazu NE PISHU

[Hummer]

ya natura tvorcheskaya, po zakazu NE PISHU


Nu i voskolko eto oboydetysa??
Ti lutshe davay s nami v Goroda Igrat??

[Webbie]

ya tebe sovet dam: obratis' k psihologu i on tebya nauchit kak samoutverjdat'sya za shcet sebya, a ne za shcet drugih...vot togda prihodi, poigraem v goroda...

[Hummer]

ya tebe sovet dam: obratis' k psihologu i on tebya nauchit kak samoutverjdat'sya za shcet sebya, a ne za shcet drugih...vot togda prihodi, poigraem v goroda...

D *ra ti mojet tebe samoy nado obratitsya k nemu, chem sidet i tishinu lovit lutshe prisoydinilasbi :PPPPPPPPPPPPP

[Webbie]

D *ra ti mojet tebe samoy nado obratitsya k nemu, chem sidet i tishinu lovit lutshe prisoydinilasbi :PPPPPPPPPPPPP

na takih ne obijayus'...

[Hummer]

na takih ne obijayus'...
:lol:
A tebe i ne nashto obijatsa esli ti takaya ya vinovat chtole