Садистские стишки

[edjan]

"Хр-р-рысь" - слышен звук на опушке лесной.
Ловко орудует мальчик пилой.
Папа ему не купил чебурашку -
Труп безголовый отыщут в овражке.

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[LunatiK]

49. Маленький мальчик змея пускал,
Прямо над ним самолет пролетал.
Hитка попала - прямо в мотор...
Больше в футбол не играл "Пахтакор".
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

[SayFuLLoH]

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:


:D=Etogo ya esho ne slishal!

[SoniTa]

Ну немного лирики ...

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you because I was pissed.

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your Brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face

I love your smile, your face, your eyes-
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "go to hell"

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

[Vostochnaya...]

Spit ubitaya lisichka,
Spit zadushennaya ptichka.
Obezglavlennyi xomyak -
Posmotri-ka kak obmyak.
Utonuv v zlovonnoi zhizhe,
Spyat v akvariume myshi.
Spyat v probirke embriony,
Spyat v muzee faraony,
I v uyutnom mavzolee,
Lenin spit, blazhenno mleya.
Storoj spit s nojom v spine,
Spyat pojarniki v ogne.
Oshibivshis' tol'ko raz,
Spyat sapery v etot chas.
Parashyut s soboi ne vzyav,
Spit desantnik na kamnyah.
V pautine dremlyut mushki...
Spi, a to prib'yu podushkoi!!!

[Vostochnaya...]

Bayu, bayushki, bayu
Ne lojisya na krayu.
Pridet seren'kii volchok,
I ukusit za bochok.
Razgrizet tebe on pochki,
Na melchaishie kusochki.
S'est mozgi, kishki, jeludok.
Nenasitneishii ublyudok.
Perekusit pozvonochnik,
Merzkii, gadkii polunochnik.
Ty nevkusnii i protivnii,
Gor'kii, p'yanii, nikotinnii.
Geroin sebe kolol,
Nyuxal klei "Moment", osel!
Ne fig dur'yu-to stradat',
Detyam noch'yu nado spat'!

[Sweet_chilli]

Idyot bichok kachaetsa
Vzdixaet na xodu..
'Oh dostochka konchaetsa
Seychas ya upadu!'