A wee prayer for the ladies.

[Crazy Diamond]

"Dear Lord,

I pray for:

Wisdom, to understand an man,
Love, to forgive him, and
Patience, for his mood.

Because, o Lord, if I pray for strength, I will just beat him to death." (ADMade)

:lol: :lol:

[Desperado]

mdaa..
you look very happy today.

[Mirzabek]

olaaaaaa

omadla

[PainKiller]

"Dear Lord,

I pray for:

Wisdom, to understand an man,
Love, to forgive him, and
Patience, for his mood.

Because, o Lord, if I pray for strength, I will just beat him to death." (ADMade)

:lol: :lol:вуахахахаха. Сама придумала или вычитала?:lol: :lol:

[Webbie]

"Dear Lord,

I pray for:

Wisdom, to understand an man,
Love, to forgive him, and
Patience, for his mood.

Because, o Lord, if I pray for strength, I will just beat him to death." (ADMade)

:lol: :lol:

lolz, sooo true :D

[Vostochnaya...]

tochno! no izbit' bedolagu mojno i ne imeya silu borciv sumo:
"uxodi postyilii proch'
i v muj'ya sebya ne proch'
a ne uidesh', tak ya mogu
i skovorodkoyu pomoch...";)

[tano]

A devushkam eto nravitsya kak vsegda.

[KeSha]

"Dear Lord,

I pray for:

Wisdom, to understand an man,
Love, to forgive him, and
Patience, for his mood.

Because, o Lord, if I pray for strength, I will just beat him to death." (ADMade)

:lol: :lol:

LoL Poetessa bo'lib ketimizayu a :lol:

Respect :thumbs:

GoOd LuCk
Sincerely, YK.

[KeSha]

вуахахахаха. Сама придумала или вычитала?:lol: :lol:

хехе-хаха-хихи :lol: Она сама наверное, написала, нот бэд а так :lol:

Uda4i.

YK.

[desperate]

"Dear Lord,

I pray for:

Wisdom, to understand an man,
Love, to forgive him, and
Patience, for his mood.

Because, o Lord, if I pray for strength, I will just beat him to death." (ADMade)

:lol: :lol:

no comments

............. no no wait u have nothing more to pray for? :))))

oh Lord
dont pay attention to these strange creatures
indeed they r so ungratefull
first they ask for men
then they ask for wisdom to understand them and etc
and at last some of them ask for "skovorodka"

nice, very nice:D

[LIA FLAME]

vot vam smth v takom j duxe

o saint maria that got pregnant without sinning, let me sin without getting pregnant.
amen

toli
otch4e nash, 4to na nebesax, watch out (toil b careful..) from jets
(ne zabud#te krestitca)

[Crazy Diamond]

o saint maria that got pregnant without sinning, let me sin without getting pregnant.
amen


This one sounds good in Russian: Пресвятая Дева Мария, зачавшая не согрешивши, помоги согрешить незачавши. :twisted: :twisted:

[Crazy Diamond]

I like it do you have other prayers that could be usefull for married woman

Hello RENO, and welcome to the forum!

I do not have any other prayers little or big, for married or unmarried women, unfortunately, but perhaps other ladies in the forum have any? Come on you, girls, share your wisdom! ;) ;)

[Oqilka]

nice pray....
& very true.. lol...
check out my signature.. it's also pretty true.. loll....

[illusion]

"Dear Lord,

I pray for:

Wisdom, to understand an man,
Love, to forgive him, and
Patience, for his mood.

Because, o Lord, if I pray for strength, I will just beat him to death." (ADMade)

:lol: :lol:

LOL very funny indeed!!!

One of my friends has recently sent me the following:

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

:P :P :rolleyes:

[Oqilka]

LOL very funny indeed!!!

One of my friends has recently sent me the following:

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

:P :P :rolleyes:
LOL.... i like it.. .very totally true!!!! :D

[badbashara]

"Dear Lord,

I pray for:

Wisdom, to understand an man,
Love, to forgive him, and
Patience, for his mood.

Because, o Lord, if I pray for strength, I will just beat him to death." (ADMade)

:lol: :lol:



Dear Crazy Diamond,

After carefully reviewing your prays I have decided to grant your wish. I will provide you with patience, forgiveness and love to your monkey!

Sincerely,

MOD (Manager on Duty)

[Crazy Diamond]

Dear Crazy Diamond,

After carefully reviewing your prays I have decided to grant your wish. I will provide you with patience, forgiveness and love to your monkey!

Sincerely,

MOD (Manager on Duty)

"Lord is busy, may I help you?" variant? Bogohul'nichaesh', Badbashara?

Do have a cat. Positive do not own any monkeys. And boyfriends is gorgeous, certainly doesn't resemble any primates. ;) Thank you for consideration, anyway. ;)

Slushay, a chto badbashara means? Plohoy roja? :D

[badbashara]

"Lord is busy, may I help you?" variant? Bogohul'nichaesh', Badbashara?

Do have a cat. Positive do not own any monkeys. And boyfriends is gorgeous, certainly doesn't resemble any primates. ;) Thank you for consideration, anyway. ;)

Slushay, a chto badbashara means? Plohoy roja? :D

God prohibits :lol:

Badbashara , ([B]lat’-basherente) – 1) a person who first seems unpromising but later becomes much admired or very able. 2) unpleasant in any way, hostile and threatening. (Oxford American Dicitionary)

[*ROSIE*]

"Dear Lord,

I pray for:

Wisdom, to understand an man,
Love, to forgive him, and
Patience, for his mood.

Because, o Lord, if I pray for strength, I will just beat him to death." (ADMade)

:lol: :lol:

AWESOME! It's way too funny...:lol:

LOL very funny indeed!!!

One of my friends has recently sent me the following:

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

:P :P :rolleyes:


Very nice, Party. I think it's very true, except the line in the bold. :rolleyes: