The Top 20 Biggest Pimps Ever

[vassili]

If you don't wanna read all of it, just go down and see who is the #1 Pimp



THE TOP 20 BIGGEST PIMPS EVER
http://i.xanga.com/bobbylei/mark_cuban_150b.jpeghttp://i.xanga.com/bobbylei/34b_ron_jeremy.jpeg20. Mark Cuban- Self-made billionaire, turned one of the worst NBA teams into one of the best. He works hard, and plays harder, but always with enough energy left to yell at the referees.

19. Ron Jeremy- Ugliest and most successful man in porn. Said he's had sex with over 3000 women, and got paid for each one. No amount of back hair can stop this hedgehog.



http://i.xanga.com/bobbylei/tiger_woods_150g.jpeg18. Tiger Woods- I don't know how a young, athletic black man can end up dominating a sport that consisted mostly of old white men, but this cat somehow managed to pull it off. He's made more money than anyone else in golf, can bench press 350 pounds, and is dating a hot blond supermodel who has a twin, which means he's probably gotten with the other twin without realizing it. Way to swing, sex machine.



http://i.xanga.com/bobbylei/JACKIE_CHAN.jpeg17. Jackie Chan- Over here he has a bunch of shitty movies, but in Asia he's the number 1 box office draw, and regularly has affairs with Asian supermodels from different countries. Several girls have committed suicide when they saw him kiss other women in movies, despite never meeting the guy. Plus he can kick all kinds of ass.



http://i.xanga.com/bobbylei/usher_150c.jpeg16. Usher Raymond- The main reason he's on this list is because he plays his own songs when he hooks up with girls... as if they're not overplayed already. Because they let him do that, he must be studly. But he can dance and dresses really good. Justin Timberlake totally wishes he was Usher.



http://i.xanga.com/bobbylei/donald_trump_150.jpeg15. Donald Trump- Despite being old and having an obnoxious toupee, this guy manages to constantly remarry different hot young models. Also, he built a multi-billionaire dollar real estate empire from scratch. That's pretty pimped out as well. He throws down the trump card on anyone who gets in his way, and fires them with ease.





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14. Gene Simmons- Was first seduced by a MILF on his paper route at the age of 15, and hasn't looked back since. Signed up for this band called KISS because he thought it would help him get girls, and took them to top of the charts with his business ingenuity.



http://i.xanga.com/bobbylei/colin_farrell_150.jpeg13. Colin Farrell- He has a thick Irish accent, but can do various American dialects with ease. I could never do that shit back in high school acting class. Anyone who has seen his work in Phone Booth or Tigerland knows what a great actor he is. Also, he's proud of the fact that he's a scummy bastard who sleeps around a lot, and built his whole Hollywood image around that so that made it excusable. Anyone who can randomly take Britney Spears out without having to commit to anything is a pimp. He's really good at pulling the hit and run.



http://i.xanga.com/bobbylei/p_diddy_150c.jpeg12. P. Diddy- Somehow took a song about the death of Biggie and ended up making hundreds of millions of dollars years later. He knows all the facets of the music industry, and I can bet that whatever he's wearing right now costs more than my entire wardrobe.



http://i.xanga.com/bobbylei/michael_jordan_150a.jpeg11. Michael Jordan- He can fly. Which is why he's the best basketball player that's ever lived. Oh, and he had six mistresses that he saw on a consistent basis. Which, added on to his wife, meant a different woman every week. How no one found out is beyond my reckoning.

[vassili]

http://i.xanga.com/bobbylei/capnemug.jpeg10. Al Capone- Rated #1 mobster of all time by askmen.com. Also, he's from chicago, and kept the alcohol business alive during a sad time in American history. Plus, you know you're a badass when the movie Scarface is named after you.



http://i.xanga.com/bobbylei/mick_jagger_150e.jpeg9. Mick Jagger- Frontman and businessman for the rolling stones. He took those guys to where they are today. And a few girls got with him, I guess. And Mick Jagger is such a cool name to have.



http://i.xanga.com/bobbylei/jamesdean2.jpeg8. James Dean- The original rebel without a cause, he made guys across the world realize that girls like badasses. Thanks for the insight, Jimmy.





http://i.xanga.com/bobbylei/robert-plant-003.jpeg7. Robert Plant- He sang in Led Zeppelin, which VH1 called the #1 hard rock band of all time. I'll be his groupie anyday.



http://i.xanga.com/bobbylei/837169.jpeg6. Wilt Chamberlain- He claims that he got with over 10,000 women. So that's like 100 for each of his points in that game where he scored 100. The NBA also had to widen the 3 second lane, just because of his sheer dominance.





http://i.xanga.com/bobbylei/Elvis03_small.jpeg5. Elvis Presley- When you're the KING of rock n roll, you're pretty ****in cool already. But he also started a sexual revolution in America with his crazy hip gyrations. The girls went wild and coincidentally in the 60s love was a lot more free.



http://i.xanga.com/bobbylei/sinatra-flag.gif4. Frank Sinatra- Singer, mobster, and most of all, lover. This guy met his wife by walking over to her while she was on the porch across the street and serenading her. Stud.



http://i.xanga.com/bobbylei/T012686A.jpeg3. Alexander the Great- He has the word great in his name. That should do it.



http://i.xanga.com/bobbylei/22m.jpeg2. Hugh Hefner- We all know who he is, but the cool part about him is that he earned everything he has. Came out of the army (still a virgin), and invested everything he had into this magazine business that everyone thought he was going to fail. Well, they thought wrong, and now he's had more girlfriends than I have sperm cells. He said "Viagra helps you keep an erection for 8 hours, which is important when you have seven girlfriends." Also, in the 60s, Frank Sinatra tried to steal one of his girlfriends and failed. What a loser.



http://i.xanga.com/bobbylei/genghis-khan.jpeg1. Genghis Khan- He is the ultimate he-pimp of them all. A group of geneticists found that 8 percent of men in the region of the mongol empire are decended from him, which translates to 0.5% of the male population in the world. Or 16 million male descendants living today. So probably about 32 million total if we also include the women. Which translates to an awful lot of hos. Also, he conquered the land from the Caspian Sea to the Pacific Ocean, which is roughly twice what Alexander the Great had. Genghis Khan, I salute you, and all the conquering you have accomplished in your day.

[noodles]

thx for the info... Hugh Hefner must be #1 =)