Where to go?

[Legend]

Today I saw a sticker on a bumper of a car saying:"If You die today,where would You go,hell or heaven?"
So what you guys say?

[Samarqand]

we r nothing but the slaves.

what do we know........

[WASP]

all the way to the Heaven! :D Well, perhaps I would pit stop in Hell for a couple of days, you know.. just to check on those guys. And then... all the way :D

[Vostochnaya...]

Today I saw a sticker on a bumper of a car saying:"If You die today,where would You go,hell or heaven?"
So what you guys say?
а смотря где больше заплатят! ;) :)

[Maroon]

Vostochnaya: Polovina chelovechestvo popaydet v ad.:twisted: Dumau tam budet ochen' daje veselo.:lol:

Cheers!;)

[Crazy Diamond]

Today I saw a sticker on a bumper of a car saying:"If You die today,where would You go,hell or heaven?"
So what you guys say?

Silly to have a sticker like that on your bumper: Eto mojet zastavit' cheloveka zadumat'sja i otvlech'sja ot dorogi. The next thing you know - he might be *kissing* your bumper. :twisted: :twisted:

[Gerkules]

I am sure I will go to hell.:(

[PainKiller]

I have done a lot of sins, I am going to Hell, For sure...:?

[Samarqand]

ИнкоГниТо
I have done a lot of sins, I am going to Hell, For sure

no sister u r not
shaytan is going there r u shaytan?
no u r not sis. so u don't know..............

[stanford]

If i die today probably i will be in hell,but if it is tomorrow i might go to heaven.

[Legend]

Silly to have a sticker like that on your bumper: Eto mojet zastavit' cheloveka zadumat'sja i otvlech'sja ot dorogi. The next thing you know - he might be *kissing* your bumper. :twisted: :twisted:It isn't on my car's bumper :) Just saw it on someones'.

[Legend]

Vostochnaya: Polovina chelovechestvo popaydet v ad.:twisted: Dumau tam budet ochen' daje veselo.:lol:

Cheers!;)mojet daje bolshe chem polovina;) A ya dumayu v heavene toje ne budet skuchno:)

[MegaZ]

I wonder how good looking those 72 virgins in heaven are :) By the way, are there 72 virgins for the whole heaven (that would be sad) or just for me? :)

Another question - since whoever goes to heaven will be there for eternity, can I get more than 72 virgins? I wouldn't want to screw the same 72 virgins over and over again infinitively...

[Maroon]

MegaZ,dorogoy,for you only. ;)

Hey!Do you have to de-flower them? :D

D.;)

[PainKiller]

I wonder how good looking those 72 virgins in heaven are :) By the way, are there 72 virgins for the whole heaven (that would be sad) or just for me? :)Sure for u only. There was a deal, Do u remember?
U r getting 72+1 ;)

[MegaZ]

MegaZ,dorogoy,for you only. ;)
Are you sure about that? :)

Hey!Do you have to de-flower them? :D

D.;)
I guess so...I hope they are not eternal virgins :) LOL

[MegaZ]

Sure for u only. There was a deal, Do u remember?
U r getting 72+1 ;)
Hehe :-) How about 72+2? Shopgirl, do you want to join the list? :D

[PainKiller]

Hehe :-) How about 72+2? Shopgirl, do you want to join the list? :DMegaz, Ti chital Kodeks Jamki? :read: , kotoriy predusmatrivaet :beat: za podobnie shutochki?
Lutshe davay budesh :kotc: :inlove: , i ya tebya ne budu obizhat' a budu :nod:

[Maroon]

Wohahahahahahahahaha. Too late. Wohahahahahahaha.

:lool:

D.;)

P.S Kuda propali chukchi?:D

[MegaZ]

Megaz, Ti chital Kodeks Jamki? :read: , kotoriy predusmatrivaet :beat: za podobnie shutochki?
Lutshe davay budesh :kotc: :inlove: , i ya tebya ne budu obizhat' a budu :nod:
Mojet v tvoy kodeks vvedem nekotoriye izmeneniya? :) Vse taki kak govoritsya po uzbekski "jup bulsin" :) 74 zvuchit luchshe chem 73! :D hahaha ;)

[Wolfman]

Gerkules, Inkognito: Faqat kofirlargina Allohning rahmatida noumid bo'ladi.

MegaZ: 72 ta uyoda tursin, bitta virgin ham yetadi kaminaga :D


Stan

[PainKiller]

Gerkules, Inkognito: Faqat kofirlargina Allohning rahmatida noumid bo'ladi.

MegaZ: 72 ta uyoda tursin, bitta virgin ham yetadi kaminaga :D


Stan hehehe, bitta amerikanec aytgandaqaya? These Muslims believe that they will have 72 virgins if they die, Give me The dirtiest Prostitue in Las Vegas and Leave me Alive. heheheh

[Panique]

Nice question! And od course nice decisions and solutions!!!
Where to go...?
Bu foniy dunyodan boqiy dunyoga boramiz.. lekin shu boqiy dunyoning qaysi bir qismiga?..
ko'pchiligimiz do'zahni ko'rib o'tamiz...
Va lekin Rahim(Alloh-ning nomlaridan biri) rahmlidur... ohiri har birimiz jannatni ko'ramiz... I believe in that!
Sincerely yours
Aziz(soffist)

[JoJ]

hehehe, bitta amerikanec aytgandaqaya? These Muslims believe that they will have 72 virgins if they die, Give me The dirtiest Prostitue in Las Vegas and Leave me Alive. heheheh
eshe raz dokazivaet kakiyi pridurki eti amerikansi

[PainKiller]

eshe raz dokazivaet kakiyi pridurki eti amerikansiETO ESHE RAZ DOKAZIVAET CHTO U TEBYA NETU CHUVSTVA YUMORA. :lol:

[JoJ]

ETO ESHE RAZ DOKAZIVAET CHTO U TEBYA NETU CHUVSTVA YUMORA. :lol:
hehe, rahmat. no, krome teba vse pochemuto tak ne dumayut;)

[Vostochnaya...]

Mojet v tvoy kodeks vvedem nekotoriye izmeneniya? :) Vse taki kak govoritsya po uzbekski "jup bulsin" :) 74 zvuchit luchshe chem 73! :D hahaha ;)
a 75 - tak eto voobshe velikolepno, uvajaemii MegaZ! ;)

[Sunshine]

I wonder how good looking those 72 virgins in heaven are :) By the way, are there 72 virgins for the whole heaven (that would be sad) or just for me? :)

Another question - since whoever goes to heaven will be there for eternity, can I get more than 72 virgins? I wouldn't want to screw the same 72 virgins over and over again infinitively...


I wonder if there r 72 male virgins in heaven for women?:D lol
Ya vsegda slishala, chto v Rayu molochnie reki, sami krasivie devushi vse oni virgins. Stranno, a chto vse tolko dlya mujchin tam? A kak je devushki, chto dlya nas?

Sunny

[shady_lady]

lol :lool::lool:

a dlya nas 72 male virgins:lool::D

:lool:

[Mubina]

Mojet v tvoy kodeks vvedem nekotoriye izmeneniya? :) Vse taki kak govoritsya po uzbekski "jup bulsin" :) 74 zvuchit luchshe chem 73! :D hahaha ;)
Great appetite you have man +)

72+2, huh ??

Kajetsa eto Megaz posle gulyanki ;) v forum zashyol :))

Mubina.

[Crazy Diamond]

lol :lool::lool:

a dlya nas 72 male virgins:lool::D

:lool:

Ja ne uverena chto hochu 72 male virgina... Mojet luchshe opytnyh mujchin? :lol: :lol:

[Desperado]

lol :lool::lool:

a dlya nas 72 male virgins:lool::D

:lool:


isnt that little bit too much?

[Vostochnaya...]

погодь торопиться, все в хозяйстве пригодится! мы ими торговать будем! невинные всегда ценятся дороже...;)

[MissMadyFBM]

Nu vi rebyata deyete.

Vopshem serious narsani girt tentaklikka aylantirvoribsilaku,

quyselachi, bumapti bunaqa hazilla yana shunaqa kunladaya

[JoJ]

....... Stranno, a chto vse tolko dlya mujchin tam? A kak je devushki, chto dlya nas? Sunny
mi shas ne eto odsujdayem;)

[PainKiller]

Sunny:Dlya nas tam opitnie Muzhiki Seks Bombi neveroyatnih razmerov. Glavnaya cherta raya-seks ne budet prestupnim. To est', mozhesh imet' stol'ko skol'ko zahochetsya (c):rolleyes:

[Legend]

Sunny:Dlya nas tam opitnie Muzhiki Seks Bombi neveroyatnih razmerov. Glavnaya cherta raya-seks ne budet prestupnim. To est', mozhesh imet' stol'ko skol'ko zahochetsya (c):rolleyes:Heh da ti che?:lol: Zorku bolmasam a,maza qilarkansanku a;):lol:

[PainKiller]

Heh da ti che?:lol: Zorku bolmasam a,maza qilarkansanku a;):lol:hehe, mazani esli ty ne protiv bigra qilamiza! :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Samarqand]

I wonder how good looking those 72 virgins in heaven are :) By the way, are there 72 virgins for the whole heaven (that would be sad) or just for me? :)

Another question - since whoever goes to heaven will be there for eternity, can I get more than 72 virgins? I wouldn't want to screw the same 72 virgins over and over again infinitively...

found out from yr page that u studied in fbm.
don't b a shame of it and a loooooooooser. don't u mock such things just for the sake of a cool lough.
(by the way i do have a sence of humour, but this is sick)

[Legend]

hehe, mazani esli ty ne protiv bigra qilamiza! :lol: :lol: :lol: Snachalo tuda popast nado;) a ostalnoye delo tehniki:lol:

[Makavelli]

Whoooooooooooooo-hooooooooooo!!!

[eagle]

Hmmm, manimcha yaxshi hazil qilmabsiz:((((
buni surovi bor:((

a dlya nas 72 male virgins:lool::D

:lool:[/QUOTE]

[eagle]

Fikrizga tuliq qushilaman, bu narsani javobi qattiq buladi, agar haqiqiy muslim bulsa shulani ichida, hech bulmasa bir marta Astag'furillah deb quysalar yaxshi bular edi, kimga nima hadya etilishini Uzidan boshqa hech kim bilmaydi, chunki hamma uzini man tug'riman deb tushunadi.

Wallohu A'lam...

Nu vi rebyata deyete.

Vopshem serious narsani girt tentaklikka aylantirvoribsilaku,

quyselachi, bumapti bunaqa hazilla yana shunaqa kunladaya

[Lady_G]

Today I saw a sticker on a bumper of a car saying:"If You die today,where would You go,hell or heaven?"
So what you guys say?heavenga tushishga harakat qivomman ;)

Snachalo tuda popast nado;) a ostalnoye delo tehniki:lol:72ta??? hali 1tasini eplivering, qoganiga yo'l bo'sin :twisted: :lol:

[The Reaper]

Today I saw a sticker on a bumper of a car saying:"If You die today,where would You go,hell or heaven?"
So what you guys say?

I don't care, as long as they have a bar and plenty of tequila. :D

TR

[NYyankNY]

I don't care, as long as they have a bar and plenty of tequila. :D

TR

LOL whhahaha
and some hot chicks dud lol :lool: glass of 1956 cayattee vine olaaaa
mamasita :lool:

[Laskier]

погодь торопиться, все в хозяйстве пригодится! мы ими торговать будем! невинные всегда ценятся дороже...;)

ты главное дай знать, я если-что покупателей присмотрю...;)