Pick Up Lines

[fratboyxxx]

share some of the pick up lines you know of

here is my all time favorite

my name is mike. wanna fcuk? :cool:

[lavelaso]

share some of the pick up lines you know of

here is my all time favorite

my name is mike. wanna fcuk? :cool:

My name is Buck and im here to ****.

[fratboyxxx]

My name is Buck and im here to ****.

really nice one

[BURNER]

Frat remeber this one:

If your right leg is Christmas and your left is New Years...can i visit you between the holidays?

But seriously these ain't pick up lines unless we are picking up some hookers

[Alchemist]

It's my duty to pleasure your booty girl.

[lavelaso]

My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!

[lavelaso]

I think I'm in heaven because you look like an angel. Can you take off your shirt so that I can check for wings?

Your legs are like peanut butter, smooth, creamy, and easy to spread.

I love every bone in your body, especially mine!

Hey , I'm the cable guy, my only policy is that if I hook your cable up, you have to hook mine up!

Hi, I'm Batman. Wanna see my batmobile?

I can read palms. {write your # on their hand} OOh it says your gonna call me soon!

A you a farmer? No, 'cuz you sure know how to raise a cock.

Guess what?! I've got an 8" tounge and I can breath out of my ears!

Wanna play midget boxing? You get down on your knees and give me a couple blows!

[fratboyxxx]

Frat remeber this one:

If your right leg is Christmas and your left is New Years...can i visit you between the holidays?

But seriously these ain't pick up lines unless we are picking up some hookers

burner, da slishal ety.

[Maroon]

Any decent ones? Without any forking...?

[-Resident-]

My name is Buck and im here to ****.
that was in "kill bill" movie I guess!
and there is one more:
If you wanna have a brother ask your father **** your mother!

[Webbie]

Any decent ones? Without any forking...?

vot: (when running the track) wanna run away?
all of them are lame actually, including mine... :rolleyes:

[Maroon]

that was in "kill bill" movie I guess!
and there is one more:
If you wanna have a brother ask your father **** your mother!

That aint really a pick up line but an insult!Any girl will tell you to fcuk urself.

[-Resident-]

That aint really a pick up line but an insult!Any girl will tell you to fcuk urself.
it was just a joke!

[spoon]

Generally when people communicate there is an introduction stage, where one learns about the other person; whether they like a certain sport, what they do for a living, if their parents are still alive (to avoid awkward 'your mamma' jokes), if they're male or female, if they're pedophiles and so on.

[stanford]

I'm a multi-millionaire, own ten homes in the US, and five homes all around the world. Want to fly to Paris on my private jet tomorrow?

[stanford]

Do u believe in love at first sight, or shall I pass by you again ?

Guys keep em coming

[Oslo]

Generally when people communicate there is an introduction stage, where one learns about the other person; whether they like a certain sport, what they do for a living, if their parents are still alive (to avoid awkward 'your mamma' jokes), if they're male or female, if they're pedophiles and so on.

yes begin with "hello"

[Guardian]

I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?

[Guardian]

You'r so hot, you must be the reason for global warming.;)

[Guardian]

You are such a naughty girl, go to my room!!! Right Now!

[Martingale]

You'r so hot, you must be the reason for global warming.;)

you mean she is the SUN:rolleyes::D

anyways here the most famous ones:


1. What's your sign? (works 8 out of ten)
2. Wow. (simply, but most practical)
3. I wanna put my thingy into your thingy.(straight one)
4. Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!?

and some times not workin:

B: Bond. James Bond.
G: Lost. Get Lost
:D

[SayFuLLoH]

Love is a name
Sex is a game
So tell the name
and play the game

[bilmadim]

very useful thread. thanks for starting it fratboyxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.