Voqealar....

[Algaritim]

Please share you stories..

[Algaritim]

1)
10 years ago i was watching boxing. One boxer knock out the mexian boxer.
And refree ask him " are you ok" and he said "yah im ok"
Refree ask him" whats 2 +2=?
And he said i newer went to school..
Couldn't belive it...

[musoFR]

1)
10 years ago i was watching boxing. One boxer knock out the mexian boxer.


...mne bi takuyu pamyat.

A voobshe eto bil anekdot ili rostakam boshdan otgammi?

[Algaritim]

Ok here's another 1

Once me and my dad driving to Samarqand at night 12-00
And my dad saw a hitchaker and we pick him up.Hitchaker had bag(chamadan) with him. My dad ask him so..
"what are you doing by yourself at midnight?:
and he said none of your fu***ing bussenes.
After 5 minuts my dad ask him "where you going?"
And he said "none of your fu*** bussnesjust drive"
And my dad stop at the gas station and there was a police .He went to police and told what happen.
Hitchaker was in a car. (with me:x ) And he saw that my dad with police and he runaway..
ANd he forgot hes bag:D

[chevrolus]

v odin den ya na svoey mashine TAK razvernulsya, chto aj uvidel svoy nomer prikreplenniy szadi!

[nemets]

Однажды ехал на Тико и стал пересекать железную дорогу. Прямо на рельсовом бугре тормознул и сзади в меня мерс-280 Е ударил. Я думал п...ц заду. Выхожу, без разборов подхожу к окну мерса, а хозяин быстро стал окно закрывать. Думаю убежит. Успел засунуть руку в окно и схватить его за воротник. Дернул его и мне показалось, что это ребёнок(в темноте не разглядел) из-за того, что он был лёгкий(где-то 45-50 кг ) и легко выпал на улицу. Поднимаю его с асфальта и офигел. Это был артист-комик Обид. Второй прикол- это то, что его фара разбилась, а у меня ни чего не было, даже царапины. До сих пор не могу понять, как у него фара разбилась.

[-Resident-]

Vot Ya raskaju vam odnu istoriyu odnajdi nashem bissense nam chasto pridetsya ehat v Tashkent (ya jivu v ferganskoy doline) moy odin kollega s bratom i otsom ehali v Tashkent i obichno vse edut nochyu chtobi popast stolitsu utrom po dorogo oni ujinali i ego otets skazal chto budet otdohnut na zadnem sidenie i tak bratya na perednem sidenii a ih otets spal na zadnem sidenii mashini.i vot po doroge pered Ohangaranom ostanavlivaet GAI za perevishenie skorosti(oni tam daje nochyu) i voditel i brat vihodyat zaplatit shtraf GAI shniku i to vremya ih otets prosipaetsya i vihodit osvejitsya i nikto ne uvidet ego kak on vihodil.Vot bratya zaplatyat shtraf i srazu sidyat na mashinu i dalshe.... i cherez neskolko kilometrov sidyashiy v peredi sin zaglytanivaet na zadnee sidene i krichit gde otets........

Oni srazu vozvrashayutsya nazad.... a v to vremya otets vozvrashaetsya nazad k mashine a mashini net... a GAI shniku sprashivayut oni vashi sobstvennie sinovya.........:) :) :)

[Legend]

And what was in his bag ? :D Ok here's another 1

Once me and my dad driving to Samarqand at night 12-00
And my dad saw a hitchaker and we pick him up.Hitchaker had bag(chamadan) with him. My dad ask him so..
"what are you doing by yourself at midnight?:
and he said none of your fu***ing bussenes.
After 5 minuts my dad ask him "where you going?"
And he said "none of your fu*** bussnesjust drive"
And my dad stop at the gas station and there was a police .He went to police and told what happen.
Hitchaker was in a car. (with me:x ) And he saw that my dad with police and he runaway..
ANd he forgot hes bag:D

[AL-Midwest]

In order to share my story i have to write a novel and make it new york times bestseller-)

cheers

[Algaritim]

None of your ****ing bussnes.
Ha ha ha (its a joke man
And what was in his bag ? :D