Post Words or phrases You Would Like Never to Hear Again

[stanford]

i hate when somebody says:

"Why aren't you married yet?"

"What was yr name again?"

[Uzbekistan2010]

i hate when somebody says:

"Why aren't you married yet?"

"What was yr name again?"

1.I hate when somebody says, sart, harip, ozbak

2. unfortunately i m married ..hehee

3. my name is uzbekistan2006 :D

[AL-Midwest]

I hate when they say " so what do you think about 9/11?" I usually respond - I don't think a sh..t, even I tell you what I think , you ain't gonna get it-)

cheers

[stanford]

1.I hate when somebody says, sart, harip, ozbak

2. unfortunately i m married ..hehee

3. my name is uzbekistan2006 :D
I also hate when somebody gets me wrong:)

[Uzbekistan2010]

I also hate when somebody gets me wrong:)

hehe.. so do I :D

[Maroon]

"Why don't you have a boyfriend?" CAN'T PEOPLE BE SINGLE?????!!!!!

Also, "So, are you getting married?" Or "When are you getting married?!"

D.

[Uzbekistan2010]

"Why don't you have a boyfriend?" CAN'T PEOPLE BE SINGLE????

qiz bolaga ham shunqangi ahmoqona savollar berishadimi...
but people cant be single..har kimmi jufti bolishi garak dap o'liyman shunnin masmi Maroonoy :)

[Mona Lisa]

"Why don't you have a boyfriend?" CAN'T PEOPLE BE SINGLE?????!!!!!

Also, "So, are you getting married?" Or "When are you getting married?!"

D.
The same here.

Another one: " Do you know this person, he/she has got very good son. You should talk to him" :? :lool:

[Guardian]

So, why don't you have a girlfiend?
What is ur country, say it again?
Do you like Osama Bin Laden? (after knowing I am a mumin/muslim)

[Uzbekistan2010]

So, why don't you have a girlfiend?
What is ur country, say it again?
Do you like Osama Bin Laden? (after knowing I am a mumin/muslim)

haahaha Joe sani gaplaring dim zor.. chunki hammasi haqiqat..
qiziq nimaga O'zbekistonni bilishmiydi... zorga tushuntiraman... former repuclic of USSR va bordered with afganistan desam ranglari oqarib ketadi soragan odamni...

[furik]

Did you say Pakistan?/Pakistan (After I say I am from Uzbekistan)
Is this a real country? (After I say it is not Pakistan)

One time I was talking to Philipina (girl) and she asked me my religion, so I told her I am muslim. Immidetiately after that she asked me what I think about Abu Sayaf (terrorist muslim organization). What the f**k she expected me to say? Stupid b***h.

[R.Azimov]

How much is your salary?

[Uzbekistan2010]

How much is your salary?

so how much is your salary :) just kidding :D

[Globaluz]

If abroad someone asking:

- Where are u from?
- Uzbekistan
- Could you tell again?

I hate this. and often the asked person could hear only the ending -stan, they think maybe Pakistan or like that and any knowledge, idea about elementary geography in the school.:(.

[Dilyara]

Skolko ti vesish?

Skolko u tebya bilo parney?

[shady_lady]

i hate when people say me:"UH U HAVE TO GET MARRIED TO MY SON" :twisted:

[Uzbekistan2010]

i hate when people say me:"UH U HAVE TO GET MARRIED TO MY SON" :twisted:

ooooo yaxshimizmi birov sizga og'lini taklif qisa :)

[musoFR]

Ne lyublyu kada govoryat: "skaji pajalusta, toka CHESNA, CHESNA, CHESNA ..." (srazu panimayesh chto pridyotsa MNOGA MNOGA vrat')

[Wolfman]

yana necha yil o'qiysan?

... necha santimetr?

qancha puling bor?

...



Stan

[musoFR]

yana necha yil o'qiysan?

... necha santimetr?

qancha puling bor?

...



Stan

Janob Wolfman, siz yozganizzi korib mani ham esimga tushib qoldi:

- Qarzga pul kerak edi?
- Hop, qancha?
- Qancha berolsez ...

[Wolfman]

Janob Wolfman, siz yozganizzi korib mani ham esimga tushib qoldi:

- Qarzga pul kerak edi?
- Hop, qancha?
- Qancha berolsez ...

"mabodo zambarakning o'qi kerak emasmi?"

qaysi hajviyadan olingan ushbu so'zlar?



Stanley

[Uzbekistan2010]

yana necha yil o'qiysan?

... necha santimetr?

qancha puling bor?

...



Stan

haahahahahaha wolfman

nimani soraydi nechi santimetr deb? sochni uzunligimi? hahahahahaha...

[musoFR]

haahahahahaha wolfman

nimani soraydi nechi santimetr deb? sochni uzunligimi? hahahahahaha...

uahahahaha, Ozbekiston2006, man unisiga ahamiyat bermamman. Uahahaha, manimcha oyogini razmerini sorasa kerak...

[stanford]

Janob Wolfman, siz yozganizzi korib mani ham esimga tushib qoldi:

- Qarzga pul kerak edi?
- Hop, qancha?
- Qancha berolsez ...

:D :D :D :D :D

[musoFR]

o'g'il boladan nimani ham so'rashardi... ;)



Stan

Janob Wolfman, qaysi holatida deb soramaysizmi? uahahaha

[R.Azimov]

Janob Wolfman, qaysi holatida deb soramaysizmi? uahahaha

Tufli kiyganda bo'lsa kerakda.... :)

[Wolfman]

Janob Wolfman, qaysi holatida deb soramaysizmi? uahahaha

juda aqlli kontra savol :lol:

aniqroq qilib aytsak,

-Qaysi holatda: qishda velosiped haydagandami yoki uyqudan endi turgandagimi?

muahhahahha



Stan

[Guardian]

Did you say Pakistan?/Pakistan (After I say I am from Uzbekistan)
Is this a real country? (After I say it is not Pakistan)

One time I was talking to Philipina (girl) and she asked me my religion, so I told her I am muslim. Immidetiately after that she asked me what I think about Abu Sayaf (terrorist muslim organization). What the f**k she expected me to say? Stupid b***h.
'Terorrist muslim organisation' honestly do not make a sense. Terorrist organistaion or Muslim organisation would be more right.

Actually, it is a sad fact that ppl started to use 'terrorist' and 'muslims' in the same phrase or article quite often. :(

Though, my big pardon for offtopic! :)

[musoFR]

Did you say Pakistan?/Pakistan (After I say I am from Uzbekistan)
Is this a real country? (After I say it is not Pakistan)

Bunday holatlarda men - I'm from chechnya diman. Srazu opkasi bosilib, nariroq yuradi. Kop savolla bermasdan :)

[musoFR]

Darrov noto'gri tushuhndilaring-a? Odam uyqudan turganida harakatdaligiga nisbatan bir nech millimetrga uzun bo'ladi... ;)
Stan

Bilmadim taqsir, hech lineyka olib olchamagammiz.

[PainKiller]

I hate hearing: "I need to talk to you", Whenever somebody says that, I know he/she is gonna f. up my mood. It is usually something bad, something which u would never like to hear.

I hate hearing "Where have you been?", "Did you drink?", "Are you high?" stuff, which makes me believe that person either underestimates me, or does not trust me. I hate hearing "When will you be back" stuff, I hate it, Gosh How much I do hate it.:?

[-Resident-]

I hate when Americans ask do you have this,do you have that in your country!

And usually I say we have better than this!:D

[Vostochnaya...]

елки, ненавижу когда говорят: "Жаным, ты же у меня умная и ты все поймешь...", и при этом ничего не объясняют, оставляя тебе самой догадываться, что же на этот раз???

номер два: когда говорят "Кора, ты щас сильно занята???", и ты с содроганием понимаешь, что тебе придется покориться и работать за кого-то...

а вообще, я поняла, пусть уж лучше говорят, что угодно, но только не молчат...

[Crazy Diamond]

У меня есть друг, который может позвонить во время рабочего дня просто поболтать. Если его невнимательно слушаешь, он спрашивает - Аы, гыз, а ты зачем такая хреновато-задумчивая? :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Gggrrrhhhh! :evil:

[JoJ]

kogda utrom zvoniat i sprashivayut "ti spish?":(
net, mlia podvodnoy atletikoy zanimayus:x

[Martingale]

juda aqlli kontra savol :lol:

aniqroq qilib aytsak,

-Qaysi holatda: qishda velosiped haydagandami yoki uyqudan endi turgandagimi?

muahhahahha



Stan

hmm..kettim velosiped haydashga.:rolleyes::D

[Sunshine]

U kogo chto bolit nazivaetsya!
ya o nabolevshem voprose.! T.K ne govoru po uzbekskiy menya besyat takie voprosi kak: " A pochemu ti ne govorish po uzbekskiy? A ti chto russkaya? ili na polovinu?"

Sunny

[var]

я один раз долго думал над вопросом "Кем я виджу себя через 10 лет"....
спросили бы меня чего я хочу добится через 10 лет...другое дело...
в общем я ответил что вижу себя постаревшим на 10 лет.

[Shaki]

I'm usually pissed off when I have the following dialog, which occurs at least twice a week:

-Where are u from
- I'm from Uzbekistan
-Pakistan???
-No!!! UZ-BE-KIS-TAN !!!
- Ah!!! I know Afganistan!

Or another one:

-Whats yr name?
-SHAVKAT
-Shptflthl?
- :(

[Martingale]

I'm usually pissed off when I have the following dialog, which occurs at least twice a week:

-Where are u from
- I'm from Uzbekistan
-Pakistan???
-No!!! UZ-BE-KIS-TAN !!!
- Ah!!! I know Afganistan!

Or another one:

-Whats yr name?
-SHAVKAT
-Shptflthl?
- :(
san Shavkatmas, shaki deginde;):D
offtop: when is SB?

[Barno]

I REALLY don't like when people say it's warm, when it's actually -15 C outside...br...hate cold..