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asalechka
01-16-2002, 02:22 PM
podderjite otechestvennogo proizvoditelya. :)
(eto ya tak radi shutki)

sherzodR
01-16-2002, 04:08 PM
Guys, she has the point though :D

UTA
01-16-2002, 04:42 PM
hehe :) : q :w :e :r :t :y :u :i :o :p :[ :] :a :s :d :f :g :h :j :k :l :: :' :z :x :c :v :b :n :m :, :. :/

blonda()
01-16-2002, 05:10 PM
Asal (Jan 16, 2002 14:22):
podderjite otechestvennogo proizvoditelya. :)
(eto ya tak radi shutki)

cho tam podderjivat to?podderjivat to i nekogo stalo(eto toje radi shutki)

cooler
01-16-2002, 11:52 PM
HAH v kajdoy shutki est' dolya shutki ostalnoe vse pravda....

daa
01-17-2002, 10:25 AM
daaaaa

prozvoditel
01-17-2002, 10:52 AM
podderjite menya devushki, poderjite :)))

azam
01-17-2002, 02:05 PM
hahaha...
nee voabshe eto seryozna...da vi ne pravil'no poneli smisli slova potderjivaniya...nas ne nado potderjivat' tol'ko nado za nas' hotet' lol ato blin, kamba'galchilik deb qochishadi...eto ne horosho...budte s nami i uvidite shto potderjviat' ne chego ne nado...lol

VI NASHE UZBECHKI!!!

SmIlIk
05-18-2004, 06:42 PM
very old but funny thread...I kinda agree though :)

PainKiller
05-18-2004, 06:49 PM
Uzbek! yammy=):D

SmIlIk
05-18-2004, 07:00 PM
hahahah yammy deng ? :)

WASP
05-18-2004, 09:30 PM
MegaZ: Please do not reply to threads that are 3 years old!

SmIlIk
05-18-2004, 10:22 PM
Vipshams, ko'zga nima qildi ?:)

SoniTa
05-18-2004, 11:12 PM
à ÿ áû ïðåäëîæèëà - "Äåâóøêè, íå âûõîäèòå çàìóæ..."
äóìàþ ãðàæäàíñêèé áðàê ëó÷øå âî âñåõ îòíîøåíèÿõ... or not? (:

PainKiller
05-18-2004, 11:45 PM
SoniTa, soglasna..Moi Primeri...:D

Mirzabek
05-19-2004, 01:43 AM
ha nedi o'zbe qizla ham buzilishni boshladi....
ashi bizalarni qizlarni ovrupa yoki USA jonatsek shunaka boladi...
grajdanskiy brak.... otasiz bola yetim kolib ketishi...
olaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

shu narsa kolyabdi bizga bolalarga....
uyga borib g'irt qishlogdan bitta guvalaga uylanib o'zing unga hayotni orgatish...
bo'lmasam chet elga ketgan qizlar bomay kolyabdi...
omadla

KeSha
05-19-2004, 05:09 AM
à ÿ áû ïðåäëîæèëà - "Äåâóøêè, íå âûõîäèòå çàìóæ..."
äóìàþ ãðàæäàíñêèé áðàê ëó÷øå âî âñåõ îòíîøåíèÿõ... or not? (:

aha :D vihodite za Uzbekov nashi obichai vam vse znakomi esli ne oshibayus. A u Inostrancev obichai vobshem drugie :lool:
P.S. Hotya moya odna znakomaya za muj vishla za Inostranca Nu mne govorit chto u nih vse otlichno i Hudoga Shukur chto u nih vse otlichno :D bye...
Sincerely your, KeSha!

KeSha
05-19-2004, 05:11 AM
ha nedi o'zbe qizla ham buzilishni boshladi....
ashi bizalarni qizlarni ovrupa yoki USA jonatsek shunaka boladi...
grajdanskiy brak.... otasiz bola yetim kolib ketishi...
olaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

shu narsa kolyabdi bizga bolalarga....
uyga borib g'irt qishlogdan bitta guvalaga uylanib o'zing unga hayotni orgatish...
bo'lmasam chet elga ketgan qizlar bomay kolyabdi...
omadla

Mirzabek Do'stum ne de bu kulingizdagi aroqmi eki limonatmi:qstn:
:lool:

G'aribiy
05-19-2004, 06:04 PM
:shock: Uzbek! yammy=):D:shock:
Izohga hojat yo'q.

vipshams
05-19-2004, 09:10 PM
ha nedi o'zbe qizla ham buzilishni boshladi....
ashi bizalarni qizlarni ovrupa yoki USA jonatsek shunaka boladi...
grajdanskiy brak.... otasiz bola yetim kolib ketishi...
olaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

shu narsa kolyabdi bizga bolalarga....
uyga borib g'irt qishlogdan bitta guvalaga uylanib o'zing unga hayotni orgatish...
bo'lmasam chet elga ketgan qizlar bomay kolyabdi...
omadla

Mirzabek aka, shovqin suron ko'tarmasdan jimgina kuzatib turaveringchi, <<Yaxshi ot keyin chopadi..>> deganday hali yana bir ikkita <<yaxshi>> otlarimiz chopib qoladimi bu ketishda...:):)


hurmat bilan vipshams

fr0st
05-19-2004, 11:23 PM
Soglasen,no vihodite vsegda po raschetu eto glavnoe i lutshe chem darit` svoe "Gerb" inostrannomu "Flagu" :) nekotorie zdes` menya poymut :lol:

PainKiller
05-20-2004, 12:02 AM
Soglasen,no vihodite vsegda po raschetu eto glavnoe i lutshe chem darit` svoe "Gerb" inostrannomu "Flagu" :) nekotorie zdes` menya poymut :lol::bigdance:
FROST, LOL

HattaB
05-20-2004, 04:56 AM
cho tam podderjivat to?podderjivat to i nekogo stalo(eto toje radi shutki)

hmdaa,znachit eto tvoya prichina

Mirzabek
05-20-2004, 06:34 AM
kachon chapomiz :rofl:

omadla

3Zam_Minister
05-20-2004, 06:38 AM
jenites po lubvi, but to inostranec mestni, glavnoe chtobi ne kozel, a to lubov takaja shtuka...
Usnul i upolzla.... :oops:

Administrator
05-20-2004, 07:28 AM
it is obvious why our girls prefer foreign dumbs instead of us.
it all about the escaping from poor country and from poor men(form us :oops: ).

trigger-happy
05-21-2004, 08:00 AM
it is obvious why our girls prefer foreign dumbs instead of us.
it all about the escaping from poor country and from poor men(form us :oops: ).
"Foreign dumbs", as you say, are apparently much less dumb than domestic dumbs, as they are able to provide for their wives. :P

Administrator
05-21-2004, 08:10 AM
really?then why so many divorces?
maybe foering dumbs are also toooo un-domestic ?

shaken
05-21-2004, 08:57 AM
nu.. bir tovuqqa ham don ham suv kere deganlaride.. :rolleyes:

grajdanskiy brak "brak" ligini hisobga omasa yaxshi narsa..

Crazy Diamond
05-21-2004, 09:35 AM
really?then why so many divorces?
maybe foering dumbs are also toooo un-domestic ?

Õå, Óçáåêèñòàí äîãîäíÿò âñå foreign countries ïî ðàçâîäàì. Ó íàñ ñåé÷àñ îêîëî 13% âñåõ áðàêîâ çàêàí÷èâàþòñÿ ðàçâîäàìè.

À òàê: êîíå÷íî, õîòåëîñü áû ñâîåãî, Óçáåêñêîãî, ÷òî á ìîæíî áûëî ñòåñíèòåëüíî íà ðàçíûõ êîíöàõ ñêàìåéêè ñèäåòü è ëóêàâî "Âîé, óíàêà êàðàìåíã, Áîëòàáîé-àêà, óÿëòèðâîðäèç-êó îäàìíè" ãîâîðèòü. È ÷òî á ñåìå÷êè óìåë ãðûçòü, è ïåñíè Áîëàëàð è Ðàéõîí íà èçóñòü çíàë, è ìàíãàë èç äðóõ êèðïè÷åé äåëàòü, ÷òî á àôèãåííûå øàøëûêè æàðèòü, è ìàðîæíà ïîêóïàë âñåãäà...

Åñòü ñóïåð-êë¸âûå óçáåêñêèå ìóæ÷èíû, íî, îíè êàê äèíàçàâðû: îñòàëèñü òîëüêî â ìóçåÿõ è ÷àñòíûõ êîëëåêöèÿõ :)

trigger-happy
05-21-2004, 02:17 PM
really?then why so many divorces?
Because western men can afford to get a divorce, rather than listen to the same old crap day in day out so they don't have to pay alimony and child support. :lol:

SmIlIk
05-21-2004, 09:19 PM
harypka... razuj glaza i posmotri vo vse storony pered tem kak pukat'. Uzbeki, kak vy mozhete eto terpet'??? Blya.. na ponimayu.

Nu a esli po topiku, ne znayu kto otkryl etot tupoj topik, no raz ush devchenkam nel'zya vyhodit' za muzh za inostrancev, sootvetstvenno nel'zya i parnyam zhenit'sya na inostrankah??? Beliverda kakaya-to, dikari... kakaya nah raznica za kogo zamuzhem.... vse my hybridy raznyh national'nostej, kak Uzland govorit, prichem pravil'no on govorit. Tak chto ne huy kompleksovat' so svoej dikoj naturoj... vyhodite zamuzh za teh s kem vam budet horosho, a na takih pridurkov vnimanie po menshe nado obroschat'. Vse nah.

Shutok ne ponimaesh', dolgo ne prozhivesh'...tem bole semeynim. Tak chto aravangizni torting uregistered aka

Mirzabek
05-22-2004, 12:06 AM
slish borets internatsionalniy spasitel ili vashe proletariy vseh stran soyedinyaytes'....:rofl:
ti vashe kadr kakoyto....chyo boishsya pokazatsya...vse vi takiye sho nibud skajite srazu v noru ubegayete...kak kroti...:rofl:
pokajis kto ti takoy...? hotim tya uvidet "Unregistered" :rofl:

omadla

3Zam_Minister
05-22-2004, 01:34 AM
Da ludi mirnaja polemika tut u vas priamo kipit; i che vi tak razoshlis?
Ja uje skazal svoe menenie; i hochu dobavit eshe odin point....
U kajdogo naroda est svoi oshibki v prirodah... I u nas Uzbekov i u "Dumb" ;) inostrancev... Vidija za takih zamush tolko podvergaesh muchenijam devushku.... A o nih to i idet seichas razgovor, o etih hrupkih i negnih sushestvah, kotorie nelzia trogat i laskat do togo momenta poka ne budesh tochno znat kak ona etogo zaslujivaet i hochet....
Tak chto kto bi eto ne bil, meastni ili inostranec, doljen bit tot kto pervim poimet i ocennit nashu devushku, a glavnoe ona ocenit ego....


Regards,

Even if you do not agree....

Iqra
05-22-2004, 06:58 AM
Da Kajdiy svoy tovar hvalit… :rolleyes: A ya bi ne gordilas bi nekotorimi Uzbekskimi Mujchinami… Hot’ oni i redko razvodyatsya…no v kakom Adu jivut nashi Jenshini, Kak ih muchayut…Ved k sojaleniyu vsya vina i pozor vsegda na jenshinah.. Tak chto ne chem tut gorditsya… Konechno est otlichniye Uzbekskiye muchini, kotoriye ne tolko jenshin , no samih sebya uvajayut…Vot ih mojno hvalit’, imi mojno gorditsya…
A pro Zagranichniy Tovar… hmm Ne vse v zagranitse takiye horoshiye ili takie plohiye… Est naprimer Otlichniye musulmane, Dostoyni pohval… Kak oni so svoyimi jenami horosho obrashyayutsya kak uvajayut… ponimayut i t.d, i td. … Est i takiye, kotoriye na levo i na pravo izmenyayut, bezotvetstveniye, ...blah blah mojno eshe spisok prodoljit’

Nu voobshem ne nado vse obobshyat, est' horoshiye Uzbekskiye Mujchini, no i plohih toje hvataet… Vse eto iz-za drevnih traditsiy i otsutstviya istininogo ponyatiya Islama



P.S Ya za Kachestvenniye Uzbekskiy Tovar ;) … Davayte ne budem rugatsya, a Óëó÷øàòü Tovar

Uncle Sam
05-22-2004, 07:22 AM
TH wrote:
Foreign dumbs", as you say, are apparently much less dumb than domestic dumbs, as they are able to provide for their wives.


It depends where your "foreign dumb" located if he is in Iraq or Afghanistan I don't think he will be able to provide you.
If he is in USA or France there is high possibility that you will be provided for whole your life. You see what I mean right?

If you girls think that Uzbek guys are not doing anything to provide you then you are very naive sorry about that. I am not talking about everybody though but majority.

Iqra
nu posadyat tebya v garem eti araby ili indoniziycy i budesh ty odna iz chetereh ty ob etom mechtaesh. Har erni qilma orzu har erda bor toshu torozu

Mirzabek
05-22-2004, 10:37 AM
eee qizlar shuncha yilllardan beri onalarimiz hech narsa demay, ibolik bo'lib yashab
kelishdi bu kungacha...axir hammamiz bir yerdan kelganmiz...Qayerdan kelganimizni
unutishimizni kergi yo'qqu... bu chetda ozgina yashab bu fikirlarga ega bolishiz sizga plus.
Lekin bu haytingizda siz tarbiyani qayerdan olgan bo'lsangiz shuni qilasiz...
eringiz kim bo'lishini kattiy nazar o'zimizga hos yani o'zbechilikka hos odatlari bizalarni
boshqa millatlardan ajiratadi. Agar ozbekdan boshqasiga tegaman desangiz u sizni hohshiz, lokin shuni bilib qoying, kelajaktagi bolalaringiz "O'ziga bek" hech qachon bola olmaydi... va bo'lishi qiyin.
Men yashayotgan yerda tirigini ko'rdim. Opahon o'zbek lekin eri boshqa millatdan...
bolasi o'zbecha bir narsa bilsa o'lib ketay agar...Opahon rossa yiglab berdi
"Hohlayman ki bolalarim ozgina urf-odatlarimizda bir narsa bilsa, bizlarni o'zbelarni ajiratib turgani shu...ammo bolalarim bunga ega emas:- deb dardini to'kdi...
Shuning uchun men masalan o'zbek qizga uylanaman va bizlarni qizlar ham o'zbek bolalarga yaxshi ayol bo'lishini xohlayman...

omadla

Iqra
05-22-2004, 11:07 AM
Iqra
nu posadyat tebya v garem eti araby ili indoniziycy i budesh ty odna iz chetereh ty ob etom mechtaesh. Har erni qilma orzu har erda bor toshu torozu

Assalamu alaikum brother Sam…
I’m sorry but I have to say that you lack in your understanding of true Islam… I think you hold Westren understanding of Polygamy and Harem…When I said Muslim I said true Muslims, who perfectly understand Qur’an and Sunnah of the Beloved Prophet (SAW)…
Well firstly, let’s look at this Garem or Harem thing…
Although the word harem (Garem) is known and used by people, the true meaning of the term is understood by few people… Nowadays people understand this term as thereby the numerous wives whom a man shut up in his house…Moreover people like you brother Sam believe that Muslim man can marry as many women as he pleases… But this Idea is totally mistaken…
Yes in Islam man is given the right by Allah (SWT) to marry four wives… But there are certain condition for that… Firstly, He has to treat them all justly, i.e. they should be provided food, clothing, home etc. etc… Secondly, He has to treat them equally; I think you know what that means… None of the wives should be more privileged... They get equal house, equal treatment, equal love; etc etc…the List is to be continued… It’s not that simple to marry four wives… Some men would consider themselves fortunate if they could afford to marry even a single woman… Any man, who can manage to keep two, not say more, wives in peace, and cope with requirements of each, must be an exceptionally brave person…
Ah yeah bro plzz lets not talk about All those Arab Sheikhs… they have money and time to do so… When I gave an example of foreign Muslim man I did not mean them…

Talking about the absurdity of the notion, that a man’s harem is his collection of wives locked up in one room, with swimming poll enjoying grapes… Harem means a section of the house where the seclusion of women is deeply rooted and religiously observed custom, every house is divided into two separate parts…So in this section of the house a man’s wife, his mother, sisters may lawfully unveiled in his presence… there is also a men’s section where they meets their male guests…All four wives do not live in one place, they have their separate houses…
Coming to the point of being a second, third or fourth wife well I personally do not mind not being only wife. This is something that Allah (SWT) allowed men to do… And I don’t care whatever Western Modern People say… My Rabb allowed my husband to marry four wives, and I have no right to forbid him from doing that…Kak bilo skazano v odnoy reklame…Man says :"Darling you will be my only wife”… Shocked Girl says: “Me? Do everything else on my own? I have to cook, I have to clean, I have to Wash? :lol:

Actually I doubt that he will be able to marry more than one wife…Well I will make sure that he will not have this need… ;)

Regards,
sister :)

Iqra
05-22-2004, 11:13 AM
eee qizlar shuncha yilllardan beri onalarimiz hech narsa demay, ibolik bo'lib yashab
kelishdi bu kungacha...axir hammamiz bir yerdan kelganmiz...Qayerdan kelganimizni
unutishimizni kergi yo'qqu... bu chetda ozgina yashab bu fikirlarga ega bolishiz sizga plus.
Lekin bu haytingizda siz tarbiyani qayerdan olgan bo'lsangiz shuni qilasiz...
eringiz kim bo'lishini kattiy nazar o'zimizga hos yani o'zbechilikka hos odatlari bizalarni
boshqa millatlardan ajiratadi. Agar ozbekdan boshqasiga tegaman desangiz u sizni hohshiz, lokin shuni bilib qoying, kelajaktagi bolalaringiz "O'ziga bek" hech qachon bola olmaydi... va bo'lishi qiyin.
Men yashayotgan yerda tirigini ko'rdim. Opahon o'zbek lekin eri boshqa millatdan...
bolasi o'zbecha bir narsa bilsa o'lib ketay agar...Opahon rossa yiglab berdi
"Hohlayman ki bolalarim ozgina urf-odatlarimizda bir narsa bilsa, bizlarni o'zbelarni ajiratib turgani shu...ammo bolalarim bunga ega emas:- deb dardini to'kdi...
Shuning uchun men masalan o'zbek qizga uylanaman va bizlarni qizlar ham o'zbek bolalarga yaxshi ayol bo'lishini xohlayman...

omadla

Ya soglasna s Mirzabekom v chujoy strane paroy mojet bit' ochen' trudno jit', a tembolee vihodit' zamuj za inostransa i jit' v ego strane po ego traditsiyam, t.k ochen' budesh skuchat' po domu i rebyonok rastyot po drugim obichiyam i tradistiyam... Daje ne skem pogovorit na rodnom yazike... Redko budesh ezdit' domoy...Ya znayu mnogih lyudey, kotoriye jalovalis' na takuyu jizn'... V gostyah horosho, a doma vsegda luchshe...No lyudi razniye... Komu hochetsya sovetskiy produkt, a komu podavay Importniy zapadniy produkt.... :)

bonu
05-22-2004, 11:25 AM
by just bitching about uzbek girls you are putting yourself at a lower level. so mind your own balls.

3Zam_Minister
05-23-2004, 04:25 AM
Sorry girl,

But whom do you address your words yo?
Nothing personal, but this topic is actually menat to discuss men, so i think you are somewhat mistaken...

Regards,

PAPICHOLLA

SmIlIk
05-23-2004, 03:31 PM
Znachit ne vihodim zamuzh za inostrancev? ili kak reshilis' to? :)

Iqra, tebe tozhe pora obzavestis' odnim "kachestvennim tovarom" :)

SayFuLLoH
05-23-2004, 09:31 PM
Devchonki!Nashi lyubimie!:),zachem vam inostranci,kogda svoih hvataet,dayte nam nemnogo vremeni,mi tut,chut'-chut',pogulyaem,s={Russkimi,amerikankami,anglichan kami} i vernem'sya k vam={shtob jenitca, zavesti sem'yu i mnogo-mnogo=detey!:)}

P.S.:P

Mirzabek
05-24-2004, 12:06 AM
Ha endi kim nima qilsa o'ziga qiladi...
Shamsiddin axir bizalrni qizlarooooooov biz oylamasak kim oylaydi...
Bugun Sheerali Jorayevning "O'zbegim" degan ashullani eshitib yig'lab yuborayin dedim...
he mayli kim kimga tegsa tegib ketsin aqilli bo'lsa bo'ldi, ina pushaymon bo'lgani yomon...

omadla

Crazy Diamond
05-24-2004, 03:45 AM
Èùó êà÷åñòâåííûé Óçáåêñêèé ìóæ÷èíà, ñèðü¸çíûé, êûï-êðàñèâûé, óìíûé, ïðîôåññèíàë. :P Èùî äîáðûé è íåóñàòûé.

Asadbek
05-24-2004, 03:56 AM
Qorli tog’dan naridadir o’zga diyor,
O’zga yurtda kelin bo’lib qolishing bor.
O’zga yurtda o’z yurtingni eslab turgin,
Menga emas, o’z yurtingga bo’l intizor.

Sherali Jo'rayev qo'shig'idan
hehe, bu yog'i ishu partnera bo'p ketibdiyu :)

http://www.htwm.de/truziboy/madaniyat/vivauzbek01.gif

:) :) :)

Iqra
05-24-2004, 11:04 AM
Znachit ne vihodim zamuzh za inostrancev? ili kak reshilis' to? :)

Iqra, tebe tozhe pora obzavestis' odnim "kachestvennim tovarom" :)

Salamchik SmIlIK...

Uje Nashla :D ... Otechestvenniy Tovar... Made in Rodina ;) ...
Qizlar.. Daleko ne nado hodit' iskat'... vse u nas est' na Rodine...

SmIlIk
05-24-2004, 01:07 PM
Iqra, uh ti :) ya chto...aa vse dolzhna uznvavat' posledney? kolis'...kto bogatir' :)

A po mne zhe lutshe svoi uzbeki. U vseh svoi merki i vzgyadi. Vse budut viberat' i vihodit' zamuzh za izbrannogo. Znaya mnogo yazikov i kul'tur vse ravno schitayu chto s svoimi namnogo legche...mozhno dushu hotyabi izlozhit' kak normal'niy chelovek a ne sidet i iskat' podhodyashie slova i moment.

badbashara
05-24-2004, 02:00 PM
Britney Spears - Uzbek Boys :)

For whatever reason,
I feel like I've been wanting you all my life
You don't understand
I'm so glad we're at the same place
At the same time, it's over now

What would it take for you to just leave with me?
Not tryin to sound conceited but
you and me were meant to be
You're a sexy Uzbek guy, I'm a nice Girl
Let's turn this dance floor into our own little nasty world!

Uzbek Boys!
Sometimes a girl just needs one (you know I need you)
Uzbek Boys!
To love her and to hold (I just want you to touch me)
Uzbek Boys!
And when a girl is with one
Uzbek Boys!
Then she's in control!

Mirzabek
05-24-2004, 03:30 PM
vollohi alam :lol:

a tak vipshams boy yig'lamasdan boshqa nima qilasla....

omadla

vipshams
05-24-2004, 03:32 PM
vollohi alam :lol:

a tak vipshams boy yig'lamasdan boshqa nima qilasla....
omadla

Aka u qo'shiqqa nafaqat men, hatto menga qo'shni NEGR lar ham eshitganda rosa yig'lashgan. (Menga qo'shilib)



hurmat bilan vipshams

Mirzabek
05-24-2004, 03:43 PM
endi sizga balla neg'larni ham o'zbechaga orgaibsiz....:lool:

a tak kimga nima...
otechtechestvenniy produkt baribir yaxshi...

omadla

bonu
05-24-2004, 07:08 PM
Smilik, a skol'kimi yazikami ti vladeesh', esli ne sekret?

kLEVAYA
05-24-2004, 07:21 PM
A razve ne vseravno za kogo vihodit? Glavnoye chto bi po lubvi, razve net??:shock:

vipshams
05-24-2004, 07:25 PM
A razve ne vseravno za kogo vihodit? Glavnoye chto bi po lubvi, razve net??:shock:

Evoooohhh yuqoridagi shuncha gaplar qayoqqa ketdi????
Mirzabek aka... qanisiz, o'zingiz endi seans ni qaytadan boshlang.


hurmat bilan vipshams

kLEVAYA
05-24-2004, 08:06 PM
Evoooohhh yuqoridagi shuncha gaplar qayoqqa ketdi????
Mirzabek aka... qanisiz, o'zingiz endi seans ni qaytadan boshlang.


hurmat bilan vipshams
OK...ya ochen izvinyayus no hochu skazat chto Ya po uzbecki ne ponimayu, ne uzbechka i ne jivu v Uzbekistane...Sorry:))))

Unregistered
05-24-2004, 08:25 PM
OK...ya ochen izvinyayus no hochu skazat chto Ya po uzbecki ne ponimayu, ne uzbechka i ne jivu v Uzbekistane...Sorry:))))


esli ty ploho govorish' po russkiy (po suti..), i esli ty ne uzbechka.. to kto ty? kochevnik chto li? lol. Evrejka.... oooho! :D

Mirzabek
05-25-2004, 12:50 AM
Royal bobo tog'ri etadilar...
bu bit toyonka uni yaxshilab ishlatish kere deb....

bar bir gapisek devorga gapirgandey bolamiz...

Kleveta ti po natsionalnosti kto?
izveni za takoy vopros, no tolko ya ili ostalniye rebyata mogut otvetit posle togo kak ti nam skajesh svoyu natsiyu...
Tak kak mi starayemsya spasti svoyu natsiyu :lool:
shutka ne shutka no eto tak....


omadla

kLEVAYA
05-25-2004, 05:43 AM
kLEVETA eto mne ponravilos:)))))))))))) Nu a esli seryozno davaite bez nacionalnostei oboidemsya, skajem tak Ya Musulmanka (po rojdeniyu) i pust ostalnoe ostanetsya zagadkoi:D

Uncle Sam
05-25-2004, 05:59 AM
Nynche musulmaninom byt' v mode.

Iqra a kakje zarubejnie bratya musulmani po kotorim ty tak sohla?

3Zam_Minister
05-25-2004, 07:12 AM
Da ludi a tak vobshe vse horosho, za isklucheniem togo fakta chto tak rojdaetsia nacionalizm... :)
Ja to konechno ne protiv horoshaja statija est chto poobsujdat, no predstavte sebe na sekundu, gdenibud v drugoi strane u "Inostrancev" budet topic tipa ne vihodite za uzbekov; :rolleyes:
v jizni vse otnositelno druzia, dlia kogoto mi toje inostranci.... ;)

Administrator
05-25-2004, 07:23 AM
Da Kajdiy svoy tovar hvalit… A ya bi ne gordilas bi nekotorimi Uzbekskimi Mujchinami… Hot’ oni i redko razvodyatsya…no v kakom Adu jivut nashi Jenshini, Kak ih muchayut
kak butta mujiki v uzb jivut v rayu. ;)
da i kak trigger-happy govorya shto oni umeyut 'provide' i priznala shto devushki ishut bogatogo jeniha ili mujika v bogatoy strane a ne kachestvu. :rolleyes:

tumtaraqay
05-25-2004, 07:50 AM
Man ozimga chiroylikkina bir otasi kham onasi kham opmagan kiz axtarvoman.
Bomi manga tegaman diganla. :))))))))))))))))))))))

Bwahahahhaaaa

A tey, xapa qimiyman.

Webbie
05-25-2004, 08:06 AM
Te kto made in Uzbekistan the best, vishiy sort :) ne sravnyatsya s innostrannimi... :cool:

Dunyokezganqalandar
05-25-2004, 08:13 AM
Te kto made in Uzbekistan the best, vishiy sort :) ne sravnyatsya s innostrannimi... :cool:
what if made in Uzbekistan but grown up outside?

Webbie
05-25-2004, 08:21 AM
et ti svoyu kandidaturu dvigaesh? ;)

Administrator
05-25-2004, 08:23 AM
Man ozimga chiroylikkina bir otasi kham onasi kham opmagan kiz axtarvoman.
Bomi manga tegaman diganla. :))))))))))))))))))))))

Bwahahahhaaaa

A tey, xapa qimiyman.
iyahaha
demak onasi ham opkisi kelmagan urod qiz kerak ekande sizga vuahaha.
ahir qiz qanday bolishi kerakki onasi ham opkisi kelmasa ?

Asadbek
05-25-2004, 09:23 AM
Devushki, xranite s nami nashi tradicii :) ;)

http://home.earthlink.net/~rfriend11/PHOTO13.JPG

Vot, inostranki prixodyat v Uzbekistan, izuchat naprimer uzbekskuyu tanec :)

Unregistered
05-25-2004, 09:48 AM
Ya tut zametil, devchenki nacheli ssylayutsya na uzbekskih muzhchin, da i voobsche na muzhchin, kak na tovar. Dlya menya eto oskorbitel'no, i dumayu nashim uzbekskim zhenschinam ne ponravilos' by esli by ya ih nazval "igrushkoj".... hotya, oni i est' nashi igrushki :P

informer.

Dunyokezganqalandar
05-25-2004, 09:49 AM
et ti svoyu kandidaturu dvigaesh? ;)
yesli ya budu svoyu kandidaturu vidvigat togda sformulirovuyu vopros.

Born in Tashkent, grown in Tashkent. Knows the city as five fingers.
Need wife to make me succesful. Zora mora horijga chiqib kelsam?! :lol:

Erni er qiladigan ham xotin
Qora Yer qiladigan ha hotin

hurmat ila
qalandar.

p.s lekin man bu topicni kuzatib hursand bo'vammon, bizani o'zbek yigitlarni qadrlidiganlar bor ekanu, qani endi O'zbekistonda yurgan qizlarga shu mentalitetni bersa 5-10 yil ichida Hitoydan ham oshib ketamiz :lol:

Mirzabek
05-25-2004, 10:01 AM
oılaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
shunaka bo'lish kere....malades otandan baraka top...

omadla

Crazy Diamond
05-25-2004, 10:05 AM
Hali jam oshib ketamiza Hitoydan. U nas rost naselenija ochen’ ochen’ vysokiy. Eto usilennoe detodelanie eshe privedet k neustoykam v budushem.

Esli smotret’ na rost naselenija, to Uzbekskih mujikov v respublike cenjat, a oni, v otvet, vseh Uzbekistanskih jenchin ljubjat, ljubjat, I eshe raz ljubjat. :D :D

Crazy Diamond
05-25-2004, 10:07 AM
Devushki, xranite s nami nashi tradicii :) ;)

Vot, inostranki prixodyat v Uzbekistan, izuchat naprimer uzbekskuyu tanec :)

Asadbek, qaeeeedaki allambalo narsalarni topib kelasiz-a! Besh kettim sizga :)

Asadbek
05-25-2004, 10:11 AM
Asadbek, qaeeeedaki allambalo narsalarni topib kelasiz-a! Besh kettim sizga :)
Ha shu desaiz, bugun Homepagemni ba'zi joylariga background yasash uchun rasm qidiryotsam, chiqib qoldi :) ;)

Crazy Diamond
05-25-2004, 10:18 AM
Ha shu desaiz, bugun Homepagemni ba'zi joylariga background yasash uchun rasm qidiryotsam, chiqib qoldi :) ;)

Indirect promotion of your homepage, huh? :) Ja uje posmotrela vse, fotki klassnye! Gde b eshe eti filmy dostat', a? :rolleyes:

Asadbek
05-25-2004, 10:34 AM
Indirect promotion of your homepage, huh? :) Ja uje posmotrela vse, fotki klassnye! Gde b eshe eti filmy dostat', a? :rolleyes:
LOL :)

Offtopic: ya segodnya v radio "O'zbegim taronasi" slishal, chto v Tashkente v Dome Oficerov proydet skoro festival otechestvennix kult-filmov kak "Shumbola", "Suyunchi", "Chinor ostida duel", "Mahallada duv-duv gap", "To'ylar muborak", "Maftuningman" itd.
Nado v Tashkent ili zakazat videokasseti, oni uje v prodaje toje naxodyatsa, kak ya slishal.

Crazy Diamond
05-25-2004, 10:39 AM
Ne v temu, no vse je:

Uzbekfilm i Uzbekfilm dubljaj studijasi - ROCKS!
Kakie fil'my! A kakie perevody u nas delajut, abaldennye, a? Super! Smotret' Sovetskie komedii namnogo veseley na uzbekskom. :lol: :lol:

Asadbek
05-25-2004, 10:41 AM
:)
Qani, hamma o'zbek qizlar o'zbek yigitlarga turmushga chiqsin! ("Ivan Vasilevich kasbini o'zgartiradi..." filmidan)
;)

Dunyokezganqalandar
05-25-2004, 11:42 AM
Hali jam oshib ketamiza Hitoydan. U nas rost naselenija ochen’ ochen’ vysokiy. Eto usilennoe detodelanie eshe privedet k neustoykam v budushem.

Esli smotret’ na rost naselenija, to Uzbekskih mujikov v respublike cenjat, a oni, v otvet, vseh Uzbekistanskih jenchin ljubjat, ljubjat, I eshe raz ljubjat. :D :D
neustoykam v budushem , potomu chto...
Uzbechki uzbekskim mujikam neustochiviye i vice versa.
faqat problema bor...
bitta ayolga bitta erkak bo'lishi kerak. bo'masa bizada rost SPIDa ham katta :?

Crazy Diamond
05-25-2004, 11:50 AM
neustoykam v budushem , potomu chto...
Uzbechki uzbekskim mujikam neustochiviye i vice versa.
faqat problema bor...
bitta ayolga bitta erkak bo'lishi kerak. bo'masa bizada rost SPIDa ham katta :?

Neustoychivo budet potomu, chto narodu molodogo mnogo, vseh nado obuchit' (bolshe shkol, universitetov), za zdorov'em posmotret' (bol'she bol'nic i vrachey), da eshe i rabotoy vseh obespechit'. Ne veselo eto.

SPID rostanam drojji hamirga ohshab kopayvotti. Hudo asrasin.

Dunyokezganqalandar
05-25-2004, 11:56 AM
Neustoychivo budet potomu, chto narodu molodogo mnogo, vseh nado obuchit' (bolshe shkol, universitetov), za zdorov'em posmotret' (bol'she bol'nic i vrachey), da eshe i rabotoy vseh obespechit'. Ne veselo eto.

SPID rostanam drojji hamirga ohshab kopayvotti. Hudo asrasin.
shu manimcha qishloq maktablardan boshlash kere...
protivaqachatochniy vositalardan foydalanishni chunki shaharga kelganda biladi nima qilish kerakligini. Undan keyi Ekosan orolga hade oziq-ovqat emas. maktabda tekinga prezervativ tarqatishi kere. :D

Iqra
05-25-2004, 01:19 PM
SmIlIk :) Uzbekskiy Bogatir’ … Warranty na vsyu Jizn’ … Vse opisat’ i slov, i dnya ne hvatit…

Uncle Sam Zdrasti, Priehali…Prichem tut Sohla? :lol: Visohli Pomidori :) … What I meant is that I greatly respect them…

Nynche musulmaninom byt' v mode.

Nu a pro eto prosto daje no comments :rolleyes:


Administrator vsem nam ninche ne sladko jivetsya… Ne nado nashi slova blizko k serdcu prinimat’… Lyubim Mi Vas… Lyubim… ;)

BIBIHONUM napisala:

Kimdir akam,kim ukam,
Jigarim kim bo'lsa ham.
Asrasin sizni egam,
O'zbegim yigitlari.

BIBIHONUM
05-25-2004, 01:24 PM
SmIlIk :) Uzbekskiy Bogatir’ … Warranty na vsyu Jizn’ … Vse opisat’ i slov, i dnya ne hvatit…

Uncle Sam Zdrasti, Priehali…Prichem tut Sohla? :lol: Visohli Pomidori :) … What I meant is that I greatly respect them…



Nu a pro eto prosto daje no comments :rolleyes:


Administrator vsem nam ninche ne sladko jivetsya… Ne nado nashi slova blizko k serdcu prinimat’… Lyubim Mi Vas… Lyubim… ;)

BIBIHONUM napisala:Iqra lool bale :)

kLEVAYA
05-25-2004, 01:40 PM
yesli ya budu svoyu kandidaturu vidvigat togda sformulirovuyu vopros.

Born in Tashkent, grown in Tashkent. Knows the city as five fingers.
Need wife to make me succesful. Zora mora horijga chiqib kelsam?! :lol:

Erni er qiladigan ham xotin
Qora Yer qiladigan ha hotin

hurmat ila
qalandar.

p.s lekin man bu topicni kuzatib hursand bo'vammon, bizani o'zbek yigitlarni qadrlidiganlar bor ekanu, qani endi O'zbekistonda yurgan qizlarga shu mentalitetni bersa 5-10 yil ichida Hitoydan ham oshib ketamiz :lol:
Sounds like a cool guy you are....:lol: But one question: How exactly your future wife is gonna make you succesful? Are you looking for a rich wife? Shame I am out of question, I am not Uzbecki girl...My heart is broken:rolleyes:

Dunyokezganqalandar
05-25-2004, 02:44 PM
Sounds like a cool guy you are....:lol: But one question: How exactly your future wife is gonna make you succesful? Are you looking for a rich wife? Shame I am out of question, I am not Uzbecki girl...My heart is broken:rolleyes:
hey here is difference - Uzbek guys dont look for Richie bitc*ie :lol:
and I am Uzbek guy
If my wife satisficated with my job and has good intention to make me and my family succesful that is important. it means she should be supportive for me and my children ,as well as they are will be hers too, on positive way.
Solve problems in side the family, rather going to mother's house and gossip everything with cry.

hurmat ila
qalandar

p.s lekin Royal bobo aytganlaridek ham, yangi tushgan kelin "drova" bo'ladi undan esa "masterpiece' yasash kuyov ishi bo'ladi.

Italkartracer
05-26-2004, 05:07 PM
ãðàæäàíñêèé áðàê? Õîðîøî, åñëè íåò îòâåòñòâåííîñòè. Íó à åñëè äà, òî òû áóäåøü âñåãäà :evil: è êîãäà òâîÿ ïîëèâèíà äåëàåò ÷òî-òî ñ äðóãèì íî íå ñ òîáîé òî òû áóäåøü âîò òàêèì:shock: è ïîïðîáóé òû ÷òî íèáóäü ñêàæè ïðîòèâ,òû âñåãäà óñëûøèøü ýòî:beat: òàê ÷òî ïóñòü âûõîäÿò çàìóæ çà èíîñòðàíöåâ-çàñðàíöåâ ÷òîá îíè ïîòîì êðåï÷å ëþáèëè ñâîèõ

Mirzabek
05-27-2004, 02:09 AM
Italkatracer gapinda jon bor...

nu davayte togda vse viihodite zamuj za etih inostrantsev...
ato yeshyo raz dokazivayet sho.
Jenishini lyubyat ushami a mujchini glazami...
Puli bor bo'lsa bo'ldi ekanda....

ha mayli....

omadla