Кем лучше быть? "М? или "Ж"?

[spoon]

Так как в последнее время у нас на форуме появилось много новых тем о полах и т.д., то мне захотелось возобновить этот опрос.


И так, очередной опрос мнения.

Сам проголосовал за дурацкий (в)опрос :)

[Webbie]

Luchshe bit' M potomu chto vam nichego ne nado delat', tol'ko na rabotu hodit', futbol smotret', i kuuushat', kushat kushat'...

A Nam, J, stirat' vashi vonyuchie noski, rojat detey, gotovit', ubiratsya, zabotitsya o vas itd

WEbbie ;)

[lavelaso]

Legche bit' M potomu chto vam nichego ne nado delat', tol'ko na rabotu hodit', futbol smotret', i kuuushat', kushat kushat'...

A Nam, J, stirat' vashi vonyuchie noski, rojat detey, gotovit', ubiratsya, zabotitsya o vas itd

WEbbie ;)

hahahaha stirat vashi vonyuchie noski :) v moem sluchae ya vashe ne stirayu noski ya ih vikidivayu. rojat detei da-eto slojno. a che kasaetsya menstruacii to spasibo tebe BOG chto sdelal menya malchikom.
Jenshini mi vas lyubim za eto ...- A Nam, J, stirat' vashi vonyuchie noski, rojat detey, gotovit', ubiratsya, zabotitsya o vas itd

[Webbie]

a che kasaetsya menstruacii to spasibo tebe BOG chto sdelal menya malchikom.
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Spasibo spasibo, hot' kakoe-to ponimanie s vashey, "M"-oy, storoni :rolleyes:

[lavelaso]

Spasibo spasibo, hot' kakoe-to ponimanie s vashey, "M"-oy, storoni :rolleyes:

Da nezachto vot esli bi vi ponimali nashe M-skoe. Togda bila bi polnaya garmoniya.

[spoon]

Добавил голосование. Проголосуйте:)

[Webbie]

Da nezachto vot esli bi vi ponimali nashe M-skoe. Togda bila bi polnaya garmoniya.

It's just that the odor from your socks got into our brains and we can not understand you fully ;)

WEbbie

[lavelaso]

It's just that the odor from your socks got into our brains and we can not understand you fully ;)

WEbbie

hahhaha
i dont have odour :) maybe ur boyfriends have it but i dont. and what about brains so i guess you dont want to understand it :) even i cant. lol

[Maroon]

Woman!Always! I would never want to miss the feeling of being a mother...carrying a baby..giving birth.. I think it is beautiful to be a woman...you are given so much...beauty...motherhood...I must say men look better when they get older than most of the women...but then again I do not want to give up being a woman.

Plus, I do not think men have it easy. There are insecure creatures...who are scared of showing emotions...that is tough. ;)

[spoon]

A Nam, J, stirat' vashi vonyuchie noski, rojat detey, gotovit', ubiratsya, zabotitsya o vas itd

Роды и менструации - конечно сакс.
А бриться каждый день кайф?

В остальном согласен, всеже мужиком быть круче!

[Webbie]

Роды и менструации - конечно сакс.
А бриться каждый день кайф?

В остальном согласен, всеже мужиком быть круче!

da lico brit' ne probovala...navernoe sux.
A brovi shipat' priyatno duamete? ;)

[lavelaso]

Woman!Always! I would never want to miss the feeling of being a mother...carrying a baby..giving birth.. I think it is beautiful to be a woman...you are given so much...beauty...motherhood...I must say men look better when they get older than most of the women...but then again I do not want to give up being a woman.

Plus, I do not think men have it easy. There are insecure creatures...who are scared of showing emotions...that is tough. ;)

also we are not afraid to gain weight honey :) no matter how many donuts are u eating a day.
And shaving everyday is suck. i know.

[Maroon]

Women shave too. Puh-pls. Lavelaso, yooo I never talked about shaving. And there are men who are sacred to gain weight...it is just the society does not judge them like they judge women. And I am never scared to gain weight,coz I can lose them easily. Thanks Mother Nature. :D

I do not do my browse...everyone thinks I do..but I do not. Again, thanks Mother Nature. :D

Again, I think it is harder to be men than women. Women are allowed to have exceptions.

How can you even compare women to men, there are two completely different beings. They function totally different! That is the whole fun of it. :D

Ciao.

[lavelaso]

Women shave too. Puh-pls. Lavelaso, yooo I never talked about shaving. And there are men who are sacred to gain weight...it is just the society does not judge them like they judge women. And I am never scared to gain weight,coz I can lose them easily. Thanks Mother Nature. :D

I do not do my browse...everyone thinks I do..but I do not. Again, thanks Mother Nature. :D

Again, I think it is harder to be men than women. Women are allowed to have exceptions.

How can you even compare women to men, there are two completely different beings. They function totally different! That is the whole fun of it. :D

Ciao.

yeah spoon how u can even compare men and women, its absolutely different things, open the new thread saying
Is it better to be "gay" or "lesbian:lol: "

[Webbie]

I do not do my browse...everyone thinks I do..but I do not. Again, thanks Mother Nature. :D

Da, Mother Nature tebya lubit.... ;)

Eshe est' parni who do their eyebrowse :x

[spoon]

spoon how u can even compare men and women, its absolutely different things, open the new thread saying
Is it better to be "gay" or "lesbian:lol: "

I think theres already one made.

P.S. Stop flooding my thread man.

[Maroon]

Webbie: Well I really do recommend some men to their eyebrowes...ni nado tak jenshin pugat. :D

But then again men are just blueprints of women...some of you do remember the topic "why men have nipples?" :D

Adios.

[lavelaso]

Webbie: Well I really do recommend some men to their eyebrowes...ni nado tak jenshin pugat. :D

But then again men are just blueprints of women...some of you do remember the topic "why men have nipples?" :D

Adios.
Men have nipple because women like men with nipples.

[Pythagor]

Luchshe bit' M potomu chto vam nichego ne nado delat', tol'ko na rabotu hodit', futbol smotret', i kuuushat', kushat kushat'...
Erkakalarni ishga borishini, ovqat yeyishini i qolgan ishlarini kamchilik deyishiz mumkinu, lekin footbollni ko'rishini kamchilik deyihsga haqqiz yo'q, aks holda dunyo ostun ustun bo'p ketadi :D

Bultur yozda Chexiya bilan Gretsiyani o'yinini ko'raman dip, imtihondan o'tomagamman(chunki 1kun avval o'yin bugandi), kiyin uyga ketishim 1 oyga kechikib ketuvdi :D
Ana shunaqa gaplar.

[Webbie]

Bultur yozda Chexiya bilan Gretsiyani o'yinini ko'raman dip, imtihondan o'tomagamman, kiyin uyga ketishim 1 oyga kechikib ketuvdi :D
Ana shunaqa gaplar.

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: ya je govorila....men men... ;)

[lavelaso]

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: ya je govorila....men men... ;)

i dont like football. i like to spend my time with my girl or wife in restaraunt with a bottle of Merlot and seabass. and after just walk along the beach and/or park looking at stars and kissing.
wanna marry me ? :inlove:

[Mona Lisa]

Side effect of Spring :rolleyes: ( regarding above post )







BTW, I've selected 3rd option

[lavelaso]

Side effect of Spring :P

side effect of my brains :twisted:

[lavelaso]

Konechno cherez let 10 :rolleyes:

a tebe skolko 8-12 let chtoli ?

[Guardian]

i dont like football. i like to spend my time with my girl or wife in restaraunt with a bottle of Merlot and seabass. and after just walk along the beach and/or park looking at stars and kissing.
wanna marry me ? :inlove:
Ur girl or wife? also add there another option as ' a stranger'.;)

[Webbie]

a tebe skolko 8-12 let chtoli ?

aha 8 kak raz cherez 10 let budet vse legal'no

[lavelaso]

Ur girl or wife? also add there another option as ' a stranger'.;)

also with my husband. is it ok ?:twisted:

[Mona Lisa]

side effect of my brains :twisted:
Indeed, it really shows :D

[Webbie]

also with my husband. is it ok ?:twisted:

reaaally shows...

[lavelaso]

Indeed, it really shows :D

yeah i know, can u help me :)

[Guardian]

also with my husband. is it ok ?:twisted:
http://www.forum.uz/image.php?u=2695&dateline=1103522087 (http://www.forum.uz/member.php?u=2695) Rocks! ;) :P
Take it easy, man...

[Mona Lisa]

yeah i know, can u help me :)
Sorry I don't run such service ;)

[lavelaso]

Sorry I don't run such service ;)

what other service do u run ? ;)

[Mona Lisa]

what other service do u run ? ;)
You're not qualified to know :)

Sorry for flooding, I'm out

[badbashara]

Lutshe bit mujchinoi, a eshe lutshe bit bogatim mujchinoi, a eshe lutshe bit krasivim i bogatim mujchinoi.....

[_MiZZou_]

i would rather be hermaphrodite so i could have the benifits of both sexes=))

[badbashara]

well, then why don't you go-ahead and be it :lol:

[Mona Lisa]

i would rather be hermaphrodite so i could have the benifits of both sexes=))
You're gready :D

[-Resident-]

Konechno luchshe bit Mujchinoy! i bez kommentariy!:)

[-Resident-]

And thanks GOD that I am a MAN!

[Royal]

Slava Bogu chto ya tot kak bog sozdal.
Hot kto kem on i yest i skajet spasibo za sozdanie kak ono i yest, potomu chto nikto ne mojet skazat protiv etogo je ? razve ne tak li ?

U kajdogo storoni yest svoi bolshie otvetsvennosti v svoyom rode.

vopros kak ono i yest vopros.

eto moyo mnenie i vsyo.

[MGT]

M
Pros:You don't have to be pregnant, cause God created man first, Loose your virginity as fast as you can(option), games(mostly guyz play PS2 and other games)
Cons:Provide food for family, study hard
F
Pros:A sexy girl Can Attract almost any guy, Can Marry a rich man easily, don't have to study(its an option), need to stay virgin in most coutnries till marry
Cons: Pregnancy(Option some girls maybe love to give a birth, but it hella sounds painful), Can be easily heart broken, Make up, and changin, damn it takes them bout hour.
If you don't agree then write something, or add something i forgot

[spoon]

И еще бывает с друзьями в лесу пива попъешь и .. захочется. Вот тут и есть наше преимущество. Лучше быть "М" - во всех отношениях удобнее.

[SayFuLLoH]

Da,ya soglasen,mujikom bit' vsegda lutshe!

[6972]

inson bo`lish qiyin.

erkak bolish: oila qurish, mard bolish, farzandga munosib ota bolish, uni kelajagini ta`minlash, mushkulot, g`am paytida kozyosh to`ka olmaslik, haromga yurmaslik qiyin.

ayol bolish: farzand korish, uni munosib tarbiyalash, ornak bolish, hayot qiynichliklarida oson taslim bolmaslik, engil hayotdan qochish, sadoqatli, mehrli bolish qiyin.

ahmoqcha savol degan javobni belgiladim. chunki 2 jins vakillariga ham birdek qiyindir. osonlikka intilgan kishining oilasida totuv, osonlikcha erishilgan mevaning esa mazasi bo`lmaydi.

yana vallohi a`lam.

[Martingale]

Of course being man is better than women, in all circumstances. IMHO.
That' s why I voted for M

But you should not forget, that the Great rulers may control the world, but women always manipluate those great rulers.:D Historical fact: The Fate of many great "Greats" was connected to some extent with women. Alexander, Napoleon, Cesar, Spitamen(turk) usw.

But the thing is 4 representatives of W kind have visited this thread, but only one is proud to be a W.

[Vostochnaya...]

бедная Дурдик, она одна проголосовала за Женщин... :)
лично я считаю, что мужчинам гораздо удобнее в жизни! им не приходится рожать, ежемесячно мучаться от кровоизлияния, а до этого мучаться ПМСами, да, они бреются, но мы-то вынуждены брить гораздо более обширные участки тела!!! (думаете легко справляться с 113-и сантиметровыми ногами?) окромя этого, надо еще и за руками ухаживать, и за волосами, сушка, укладка, бальзамы, маски, а борьба с прыщами, порами, и тому подобное??? да еще и краситься постоянно надо, и есть мало, и готовить тоннами, да еще и улыбаться, быть в хорошем настроении, выслушивать ваши бурчания...
а одна одежда чего стоит!!! у вас же не бывает истерик по поводу того "что надеть? меня в этом уже видели!!!"
вообщем, список наших огорчений - бесконечен!!!
:P

[Legend]

Voted for stupid question.

[KeSha]

I Have voted to be a man!- Because, I am proud of it.

[JoJ]

Voted for stupid question.

me too/:cool:

Woman!Always! I would never want to miss the feeling of being a mother...carrying a baby..giving birth... ;)

I respect her more and more for her smart posts;)

[vanity fair]

Da nezachto vot esli bi vi ponimali nashe M-skoe. Togda bila bi polnaya garmoniya.

Jenshina znaet smisl lubvi, a mujchina - ee tcenu.....da i slojno rassujdat kem luchshe bit. kajdii pol imeet svoi prelesti....

[musoFR]

M

Bit' jenshinoy eto professiya, a mujchinoy eto hobbi.

(a tak vsyo taki jenshini konehcno umneye mujshin. ya poka yesho ne vstrechal jenshinu katoraya bi poteryala golovu ot tovo chto u mujshini krasiviye nogi)

[vanity fair]

M

Bit' jenshinoy eto professiya, a mujchinoy eto hobbi.

(a tak vsyo taki jenshini konehcno umneye mujshin. ya poka yesho ne vstrechal jenshinu katoraya bi poteryala golovu ot tovo chto u mujshini krasiviye nogi)

vot eto pravilno skazano!!!! molodec! jenshini ne to chto umnee a bolee xvatkie, oni bolee razviti v certain areas bolshe chem mujchini n vice versa. but i can say that men can be sooooooo naive..... jenshini xitrie.... if u guys want to understand the sexes better, should just read the book called "Men are from Mars and Women from Venus"

[bilmadim]

Woman!Always! I would never want to miss the feeling of being a mother...carrying a baby..giving birth.. I think it is beautiful to be a woman...you are given so much...beauty...motherhood...I must say men look better when they get older than most of the women...but then again I do not want to give up being a woman.

Plus, I do not think men have it easy. There are insecure creatures...who are scared of showing emotions...that is tough. ;)
im one of them

[referee]

as if there's a choice..........

[stanford]

It's better to be a man.Women are childish and silly.:( :(

"The opinion I have of the generality of women - who appear to me as children to whom I would rather give a sugar plum than my time.."

[Mogul]

Stupid question.

[Royal]

inson bo`lish qiyin.yana vallohi a`lam.

malades, togri gap!

lekin undan oldin ODAM bolishi keray, qaysi biri bolishidan qattiy nazar, oz javobgarligini bilib.

A tak hayvondan farqi bomiydi, kim bosayam.

Wo.

[MGT]

Man was created first, woman was created from his ribs. BIBLE GENISIS ( i ain't no christian) but u know. Really guy was created first, we are original, i ain't sayin women are clones or copies. I'm glad they exist. Sexy, Beautiful, can drive any guy crazy if except he's homo.

[Alchemist]

Da, Mother Nature tebya lubit.... ;)

Eshe est' parni who do their eyebrowse :x

and that makes me puke!!! it's good to be anyone if ur rich.

[Alchemist]

a tebe skolko 8-12 let chtoli ?
lavelaso a tebe kakaya h*y raznica skoka ey let. A da vse nastoyashie muzhiki smotryat futbol, a esli zhenshin eto ne ustraivaet, pust privikayut ili ishat takih parney tipo(fag type men) tebya.

[Maroon]

Alchemist soccer does not make up a real man...ok? If a person does not watch soccer does not make him a fag or less manly. U can "love" soccer and be the biggest loser on earth.Poetomu ni nado v***bivatsya. :D

Ciaooo.

[bonu]

It's just that the odor from your socks got into our brains and we can not understand you fully ;)

WEbbie

Dear webbie, lamisil or smt similar to cure his athlete's foot will solve the problem. In Uz that would be "maz' timurova". That's it. That's one sure way to get rid of stinky odors in one's brains, j/k :) Now, about men hiding their socks esp. under the couch ... men should be brought to court for that, it's like a big conspiracy :)

[lavelaso]

lavelaso a tebe kakaya h*y raznica skoka ey let. A da vse nastoyashie muzhiki smotryat futbol, a esli zhenshin eto ne ustraivaet, pust privikayut ili ishat takih parney tipo(fag type men) tebya.

za takoi bazar (fag type (man like me) tebe chelust slomayu

[fgerfr]

Woman!Always! I would never want to miss the feeling of being a mother...carrying a baby..giving birth.. I think it is beautiful to be a woman...you are given so much...beauty...motherhood...I must say men look better when they get older than most of the women...but then again I do not want to give up being a woman.

Plus, I do not think men have it easy. There are insecure creatures...who are scared of showing emotions...that is tough. ;)

Maroon.....Maroon.....Maroon.....Maroon.....Maroon .....Maroon.....:P