How to Hook Up With Sexy Girls Abroad...

[lavelaso]

First of all be SMOOTH, nice haircut and nice dress.

[Alchemist]

Try to have a mr.dont give a f*k face, be cool, she will want more from u.

[lavelaso]

Try to have a mr.dont give a f*k face, be cool, she will want more from u.

And use some nice cologne, like i use Abercrombie and Fitch - Fierce.
Dress nice like A&F, or AE, ir AIX.
And get some muscles.

[ferdon]

First of all be SMOOTH, nice haircut and nice dress.
Nice dress ?:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
dress is the word for girls clothes ,if you wear that ,you will never hook up with a girl abroad ,maybe with A GAY!!!:P

[breeze]

Try to have a mr.dont give a f*k face, be cool, she will want more from u.

Don't forget to show some brain too. this is all nice, but too superficial. I met too many of those "guys from the cover", looking nice and sleek but who were boring to death once you started talking to them.

But then, it depends on the type of girls you want to hook up with.

[lavelaso]

Nice dress ?:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
dress is the word for girls clothes ,if you wear that ,you will never hook up with a girl abroad ,maybe with A GAY!!!:P

Im saying in general u smartass. Check Wikipedia, doh http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clothing

[lavelaso]

Don't forget to show some brain too. this is all nice, but too superficial. I met too many of those "guys from the cover", looking nice and sleek but who were boring to death once you started talking to them.

But then, it depends on the type of girls you want to hook up with.

No u dont need to be smart :) Just be smooth and sleek, and bold. THey like it belive me.

[Alchemist]

U know, type of girls. WHen I play they play the same way, freak me out, I f*k them crazy, and then im gone.

Don't forget to show some brain too. this is all nice, but too superficial. I met too many of those "guys from the cover", looking nice and sleek but who were boring to death once you started talking to them.

But then, it depends on the type of girls you want to hook up with.

[ferdon]

No u dont need to be smart :) Just be smooth and sleek, and bold. THey like it belive me.
CoooL!!!!! I really wanna see how a stupid, smooth ,bold guy to hook up with girls!!:lol:

[lavelaso]

CoooL!!!!! I really wanna see how a stupid, smooth ,bold guy to hook up with girls!!:lol:

Hey smartass, if i said not smart it doent mean stupid, dude ur so annoying wtf is wrong with u, u sound like a gay.

[ferdon]

Im saying in general u smartass. Check Wikipedia, doh http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clothing
Check this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skirt_and_dress
keek hooking up with chicks with dress !!mr sissy!!1;)

[Alchemist]

Well u always gotta pretend that u listen to them. About cloth, totally agree. AX or AF works cool,try Mexx too . As for cologne, try 212 by CH or Jean-Paul Gaultier works for me.

No u dont need to be smart :) Just be smooth and sleek, and bold. THey like it belive me.

[lavelaso]

Check this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skirt_and_dress
keek hooking up with chicks with dress !!mr sissy!!1;)

Hey perdun, gittafakoutofmyface.

[lavelaso]

Well u always gotta pretend that u listen to them. About cloth, totally agree. AX or AF works cool,try Mexx too . As for cologne, try 212 by CH or Jean-Paul Gaultier works for me.

So what u do first u need to smile, and belive me they dont like yellow teeth and bad breath, so u better brush your teeth everyday and chew a gum.
And also face hair should be shaved.

[Alchemist]

U dont wanna have problems with you mouf, thats fatal.If u smoke, try to brush ur teeth with Crest Vivid White, feels good, smells good.

So what u do first u need to smile, and belive me they dont like yellow teeth and bad breath, so u better brush your teeth everyday and chew a gum.
And also face hair should be shaved.

[lavelaso]

U dont wanna have problems with you mouf, thats fatal.If u smoke, try to brush ur teeth with Crest Vivid White, feels good, smells good.

Yeah and dont forget about shoes, or snickers they should be clean and stylish.

[ferdon]

Hey perdun, gittafakoutofmyface.
hey pussy ,I will get out of your F_U_CKing face!!!!

[Alchemist]

SHoesss, one of the most important things. Try to at least get em clean.

Yeah and dont forget about shoes, or snickers they should be clean and stylish.

[El Mariacho]

SHoesss, one of the most important things. Try to at least get em clean.

yeh, also use these words when hooking up

Hey whats up sexy biatch, wanna join me at the beach.

[Alchemist]

da teper ya vizhu pochemu ti bez sexa pochti 23 goda sidish.:rolleyes:

yeh, also use these words when hooking up

Hey whats up sexy biatch, wanna join me at the beach.

[Legend]

Looooooool :lol: ,good job guys, keep on trying......

[wow_kabob]

Yeah and dont forget about shoes, or snickers they should be clean and stylish.



Eh Bolajonlarim, urgatsam yana kupayib ketib qolasila! :)) Bir ogiz shirin suzga ilon inidan qiz bola qinidan chiqadi!

Rahmatdan ming varroq!

[lavelaso]

Looooooool :lol: ,good job guys, keep on trying......

Dear Legend, you are not under this category anyway :D so probably we will skip you.

[Legend]

All I am saying is that, the guy who has problems can solve them himself without anyone's help. And if he cant figure it out himself , then all you guys writing here won't help him anyway :) .

[lavelaso]

All I am saying is that, the guy who has problems can solve them himself without anyone's help. And if he cant figure it out himself , then all you guys writing here won't help him anyway :) .

we just raising the mass of lavelasos. :lol:

[Hellblazer]

Be suave and don't get tooooooooo much into girl, too much attention freaks those chick :P

[lavelaso]

Yeah and sometimes be a lil bit freaky they like it.

[Alchemist]

Be unpredictable, stay fresh and clean.

Yeah and sometimes be a lil bit freaky they like it.

[lavelaso]

Also talk to her nice. Make her belive you.

[PainKiller]

is it a dialogue between u guys? Seems like u r giving advices to each other and responding to the one which was given to u :) :lol: :lol:

[lavelaso]

is it a dialogue between u guys? Seems like u r giving advices to each other and responding to the which was given to u :) :lol: :lol:

No actually it is for ppl who will read it.

[Alchemist]

well u always wanna learn, the game is tough, gotta keep up the competition.:)

[lavelaso]

Be originall, use your own style, hypnotize her.

[Alchemist]

Dont take it to quick, slow down, give her time if she wants too.

[lavelaso]

And u need to have this sexy-funky-evil smile, train before in front of mirror. Imagine that u are Jonhy Bravo and Johny Depp in one person.

[coolio]

you guyz sound like fags, no offense...

[PainKiller]

you guyz sound like fags, no offense...
:lol: :lol: :lol: .

[Alchemist]

and u sound like a geek(loser):lol: , no offense.....
you guyz sound like fags, no offense...

[lavelaso]

you guyz sound like fags, no offense...

your avatar sounds like a fag, look who is talkin, homo

[coolio]

what? Couldn't find anything else?

[coolio]

and u sound like a geek(loser):lol: , no offense.....
lol :) where did get dat from? (shmuck) no offense (again)

[lavelaso]

what? Couldn't find anything else?

dude dissapear !

[coolio]

haha, gotcha!:lol:
http://www.planetrealtor.com/Florida/FLRealtorMagazine/images/Gotcha.jpg

[Alchemist]

LoL where did u get that avatar??? change it than yep. i dont give a f*k if i sound offensive.:lol:

lol :) where did get dat from? (shmuck) no offense (again)

[illusion]

Can i add smth else to your very "impressive" list plz?

1. Take a shower everyday
2. Change your socks everyday
3. Change your socks everyday
4. Change your sock everyday
and finally
5. Change your socks everyday

After this statement, it's probably not hard to guess that I've experienced once to be in the same room with a "Guy-Non-Sock-Changer"....:)

[lavelaso]

Can i add smth else to your very "impressive" list plz?

1. Take a shower everyday
2. Change your socks everyday
3. Change your socks everyday
4. Change your sock everyday
and finally
5. Change your socks everyday

After this statement, it's probably not hard to guess that I've experienced once to be in the same room with a "Guy-Non-Sock-Changer"....:)

Doh, change your socks ?
Change your undearwear everyday too.

[illusion]

Doh, change your socks ?
Change your undearwear everyday too.

Oh, God, dont tell me that i had to mention that too....

Eto uje samo-saboy....Hehe...A guy who changes his socks everyday would change his undies as well...

[lavelaso]

`Oh, God, dont tell me that i had to mention that too....

Eto uje samo-saboy....Hehe...A guy who changes his socks everyday would change his undies as well...`

I dont wear any :)

[illusion]

``

I dont wear any :)

LMAO! In order not to change any?:rolleyes::D

[lavelaso]

LMAO! In order not to change any?:rolleyes::D

In order i find it sexy.

[illusion]

In order i find it sexy.

Sorry, but what about hygiene? lalalalal

[lavelaso]

Sorry, but what about hygiene? lalalalal

So thats why u take shower everyday

[illusion]

LOL, how do u know?

[lavelaso]

LOL, how do u know?

im stating :) im not ordering it to u :)

[illusion]

im stating :) im not ordering it to u :)

LOL,never mind...When u said "you take a shower", i thought u acutally meant me:)...

But anyways, i think, it's more hygienic when you wear clean undies, before you put your pants on...

[The Reaper]

Me love this thread!! :D

As for the subject itself, be confident, and always go for the hottest looking one. Contrary to the common belief, they are the easiest ones to approach, and easiest ones to end up in bed with you.
Always maintain your identity. If she doesn't like it, boot her ass and go for the next. NEVER say compliments.
Always have several girls at the same time. Instead of telling it straight, just imply that you have others on a short leash. Works wonders! :D

TR

[PainKiller]

Can i add smth else to your very "impressive" list plz?

1. Take a shower everyday
2. Change your socks everyday
3. Change your socks everyday
4. Change your sock everyday
and finally
5. Change your socks everyday

After this statement, it's probably not hard to guess that I've experienced once to be in the same room with a "Guy-Non-Sock-Changer"....:)

1)Change underwear everytime when u take shower;
2)brush ur god damned teeth :(
3)Please, no Pimples on ur back and all over ur arms and face...
4)No greasy, sweating skin..YUK
5)Clean, Decent hair;
6)No holes, spots, -s on cloth;
7)Trim ur nose-hole-hair;
be clean, that's it. :rolleyes:

[lavelaso]

1)Change underwear everytime when u take shower;
2)brush ur god damned teeth :(
3)Please, no Pimples on ur back and all over ur arms and face...
4)No greasy, sweating skin..YUK
5)Clean, Decent hair;
6)No holes, spots, -s on cloth;
7)Trim ur nose-hole-hair;
be clean, that's it. :rolleyes:

Same shit to you girls.
Dont forget to shave ur legs, hahaha, we dont like monkeys.

[PainKiller]

Same shit to you girls.
Dont forget to shave ur legs, hahaha, we dont like monkeys.
OoOpPpSsss... Shave legs? Tshhh..it's against Islam :lol:

[lavelaso]

OoOpPpSsss... Shave legs? Tshhh..it's against Islam :lol:

Wuahahahahaha, Muslim girls who dont shave their legs will be bannned from this forum.

[PainKiller]

Wuahahahahaha, Muslim girls who dont shave their legs will be bannned from this forum.
So will be those who have Teeth-Correction Those who have haircuts and belly-button pierced. wuahahaahahah

[lavelaso]

So will be those who have Teeth-Correction Those who have haircuts and belly-button pierced. wuahahaahahah

Belly button pierced is ok. Who doesnt shave they will be banned.

[Alchemist]

Yeah and especially ur arms plz.:lol:

Same shit to you girls.
Dont forget to shave ur legs, hahaha, we dont like monkeys.

[illusion]

Yeah and especially ur arms plz.:lol:

No need to shave arms, I guess you meant armpits.

[lavelaso]

No need to shave arms, I guess you meant armpits.

He meant chest too... :lol:

[illusion]

He meant chest too... :lol:

/me speechless LMAO!

[Alchemist]

f*k knows what its called, shave everythin that is shaveable lower ur head.:lol:

No need to shave arms, I guess you meant armpits.

[PainKiller]

f*k knows what its called, shave everythin that is shaveable lower ur head.:lol:
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[fratboyxxx]

the best way to hook up..is go up to some hot ass fine bitch, tell her these exact same words " lets go and fcuk" ...works all the time

[ferdon]

you fishes !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
keep clean ,keep cool! keep your dick straight !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
find the one you like ,go up and say " my little brother waana see you ,I am afriad I want to **** you " ,it works !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[NYyankNY]

you fishes !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
keep clean ,keep cool! keep your dick straight !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
find the one you like ,go up and say " my little brother waana see you ,I am afriad I want to **** you " ,it works !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you fishes lol whahahahahahaha ;;; lol
the one good one i find in this thread :lol: :lol:

[versus]

you have to dress well

[Uyyonli]

WTF happened to this world??
Any have u all... I have my babes with me and I don't have to worry about picking up one any time soon. Even my food is being made everyday. I thought the Irish can't cook
but she is doing just find. I don't even go to a club anymore.
Anyways u guys just don't be f@@@@ing rude to ladies because just going to a hoe
and saying u wanna $&)& will get u a slap in the face I think. :lol:

[noodles]

Laughing My Ass Off :lool:

One of the best threads ever! Thumbs up! :lool:

[Shukhratbek]

All you guys giving each other advice.. One word for you: Pathetic..

Usually losers open such threads and discuss it coz they can't get any girl anyway so they get together and discuss the ways how to do it.. must be quite sad to be such a loser.. :rolleyes: ;)

For others: All you can do now is to laugh your heads off and be convinced one more time that there are lots of fools and losers out there in this world...:)

[Shambles]

That's a fantastic thread... Where's my seducer hat? I've gone fishing...:cool:

[Lady_G]

that's a fantastic thread... Where's my seducer hat? I've gone fishing...:cool:шэм, ты мастер :d !! а остальным: не учите ученого!)))))))

[Shambles]

шэм, ты мастер :d !! а остальным: не учите ученого!)))))))

Come here, dear... You deserve one fantabulous kiss from me...:cool:

[Uyyonli]

шэм, ты мастер :d !! а остальным: не учите ученого!)))))))
a ty otkuda znayesh eta?
You better hook me up with a Khorezmian girl...:P

[Uyyonli]

Come here, dear... You deserve one fantabulous kiss from me...:cool:

hahahaha ok ok this turning into a fantabilouse dating/making out thread :lol:

[Shambles]

a ty otkuda znayesh eta?
You better hook me up with a Khorezmian girl...:P

Khorezmian??? I thought you were chasing Irish lasses...;)

P.S. My Gooodness, Uyyonly speaks Russian...:D

[Shambles]

hahahaha ok ok this turning into a fantabilouse dating/making out thread :lol:

The whole forum can turn into one dating thread if you learn some basic skills from "séducteur professionel", a.k.a. Shambles...:cool:

[Uyyonli]

Khorezmian??? I thought you were chasing Irish lasses...;)

P.S. My Gooodness, Uyyonly speaks Russian...:D

what??? :devilish:u gotta problem with me being with an Irish u Irish clone?:P

What is wrong with Khorezmian?
Kunglim shuni ham tusab qolsachi? :lol:

[Shambles]

what??? :devilish:u gotta problem with me being with an Irish u Irish clone?:P

What is wrong with Khorezmian?
Kunglim shuni ham tusab qolsachi? :lol:

Gotcha... You are basically chasing any girl, you opportunistic dude...:D

[Uyyonli]

The whole forum can turn into one dating thread if you learn some basic skills from "séducteur professionel", a.k.a. Shambles...:cool:

:lol: LMAO nothing to say...
more likely a.k.a shameless :lool:

[Uyyonli]

Gotcha... You are basically chasing any girl, you opportunistic dude...:D
well... no...

not chasing any girls right now... I'm just wondering if Ladi-G could find me a nice Khorezmian girl....

I mean there is nothing is wrong with the irish girls, they're within my hand reach.... u know what i mean :-D

[Shambles]

I mean there is nothing is wrong with the irish girls, they're within my hand reach.... u know what i mean :-D

Not really, what do u mean by within my hand reach???:shock::shock::shock: :rofl:

[Uyyonli]

Not really, what do u mean by within my hand reach???:shock::shock::shock: :rofl:
how dare are you to get too personel with ur questions:devilish: :lol:

[Shambles]

how dare are you to get too personel with ur questions:devilish: :lol:

I was just a bit confused, so wanted to clarify that ambiguous point...;)

[island22]

Klassnyj thread, dejstvitel'no, no tendencii uzhe davno pomenjalis', nyn4e devu6ki dolzhny dobivat'sja parnej.
Pet' serenady po msn. Zrja 4toli ja delal sebe sexy-bikini.