You are addicted if

[Mogul]

You are addicted to the forum if:
1. You check forum.uz before your emails.
2. You sometimes call your boss Megaz.
3. When you fill application, in the place where they ask your name you write your username and then half an hour with a stupid air you stare to application and can not realize what to write to place where they ask your last name.
4. If you have a dog and just in case if it get lost you put a collar and a tag with address but instead of your address you put forum.uz
5. You are thinking to name your first son Delf and your daughter Mona Lisa.
6. Whenever you learn something new in class, you force yourself to memorize the subject because later you will amaze the forum members with your knowledge.
7. Your best friend lives somewhere in Europe or USA and you only know his nick.
8. When you watch Matrix or Brigada you are telling yourself that the heroes in the films look like some forum members.
9. After watching films starring Julia Roberts you are once again assured that she is just parody to uzbekhonim.
10. When your boss warns you, you think that it is nothing compare to warnings that you may receive in forum.
11. When someone leaves the forum it turns to funeral repast for you.
12. Uzbekistan is synonymous with the afterlife and you lose your appetite when you hear that someone is in Uzbekistan right now. But you are not sure whether it exist or not so you keep arguing with others.
13. If at least two is applicable for you.

[Gareeb]

You are addicted to the forum if:
1. You check forum.uz before your emails.
2. You sometimes call your boss Megaz.
3. When you fill application, in the place where they ask your name you write your username and then half an hour with a stupid air you stare to application and can not realize what to write to place where they ask your last name.
4. If you have a dog and just in case if it get lost you put a collar and a tag with address but instead of your address you put forum.uz
5. You are thinking to name your first son Delf and your daughter Mona Lisa.
6. Whenever you learn something new in class, you force yourself to memorize the subject because later you will amaze the forum members with your knowledge.
7. Your best friend lives somewhere in Europe or USA and you only know his nick.
8. When you watch Matrix or Brigada you are telling yourself that the heroes in the films look like some forum members.
9. After watching films starring Julia Roberts you are once again assured that she is just parody to uzbekhonim.
10. When your boss warns you, you think that it is nothing compare to warnings that you may receive in forum.
11. When someone leaves the forum it turns to funeral repast for you.
12. Uzbekistan is synonymous with the afterlife and you lose your appetite when you hear that someone is in Uzbekistan right now. But you are not sure whether it exist or not so you keep arguing with others.
13. If at least two is applicable for you.
Praise be to Allah Iam not addicted to forum.uz:)

[stanford]

You click on Private Messages. It says " Unread 0, " . So you check it again.

You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check forum.uz on the way back to bed.

[Martingale]

You click on Private Messages. It says "Unread 0, " . So you check it again.

You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check forum.uz on the way back to bed.


:)
You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back.

Your virtual girlfriend finds a new sweetheart with a larger bandwidth.

You buy a Captain Kirk Chair with a built in keyboard and mouse.

Your wife makes a new rule: "The computer can not come to bed"
link (http://www.blogthings.com/Internet.html)

[stanford]

51 signs of internet addiction are all over the net. :( Couldn't apply all of 'em to forum.

[Ulug'bek]

Praise be to Allah Iam not addicted to forum.uz:)

Don't worry it will come soon!:) , very soon!

I am sure even if I deny my addiction to forum.uz, nobody will believe me!:)

However, soon, I will/have to reduce the level of it!

[Mona Lisa]

You are addicted to the forum if:
1. You check forum.uz before your emails.
2. You sometimes call your boss Megaz.
3. When you fill application, in the place where they ask your name you write your username and then half an hour with a stupid air you stare to application and can not realize what to write to place where they ask your last name.
4. If you have a dog and just in case if it get lost you put a collar and a tag with address but instead of your address you put forum.uz
5. You are thinking to name your first son Delf and your daughter Mona Lisa.
6. Whenever you learn something new in class, you force yourself to memorize the subject because later you will amaze the forum members with your knowledge.
7. Your best friend lives somewhere in Europe or USA and you only know his nick.
8. When you watch Matrix or Brigada you are telling yourself that the heroes in the films look like some forum members.
9. After watching films starring Julia Roberts you are once again assured that she is just parody to uzbekhonim.
10. When your boss warns you, you think that it is nothing compare to warnings that you may receive in forum.
11. When someone leaves the forum it turns to funeral repast for you.
12. Uzbekistan is synonymous with the afterlife and you lose your appetite when you hear that someone is in Uzbekistan right now. But you are not sure whether it exist or not so you keep arguing with others.
13. If at least two is applicable for you.

Wonderful! :lol:

[exterminator]

If someone is addicted r it is like that u mean. huda asrasen

[Pinkie]

#7 applies to me the most;)
And #10 is beginning to sink in:lol:

[Uzbekxonim]

You are addicted to the forum if:
1. You check forum.uz before your emails.
3. When you fill application, in the place where they ask your name you write your username
8. When you watch Matrix or Brigada you are telling yourself that the heroes in the films look like some forum members.
10. When your boss warns you, you think that it is nothing compare to warnings that you may receive in forum.
13. If at least two is applicable for you.

these are applicable for me:shock:
i'm addicted:D

i can add to the list:
14. when you feel anger if somebody disturbs when you're arguing on forum.uz
15. when the meal you cook gets burned 'cos you don't feel time on forum.uz

[diva]

You are addicted to the forum if:
1. You check forum.uz before your emails.
2. You sometimes call your boss Megaz.
3. When you fill application, in the place where they ask your name you write your username and then half an hour with a stupid air you stare to application and can not realize what to write to place where they ask your last name.
4. If you have a dog and just in case if it get lost you put a collar and a tag with address but instead of your address you put forum.uz
5. You are thinking to name your first son Delf and your daughter Mona Lisa.
6. Whenever you learn something new in class, you force yourself to memorize the subject because later you will amaze the forum members with your knowledge.
7. Your best friend lives somewhere in Europe or USA and you only know his nick.
8. When you watch Matrix or Brigada you are telling yourself that the heroes in the films look like some forum members.
9. After watching films starring Julia Roberts you are once again assured that she is just parody to uzbekhonim.
10. When your boss warns you, you think that it is nothing compare to warnings that you may receive in forum.
11. When someone leaves the forum it turns to funeral repast for you.
12. Uzbekistan is synonymous with the afterlife and you lose your appetite when you hear that someone is in Uzbekistan right now. But you are not sure whether it exist or not so you keep arguing with others.
13. If at least two is applicable for you.




hmmmmm... i guess im not addicted!

[Samimiy]

16. You are addicted if you spend half an hour making an "If you are addicted" list (I am looking at you, mogul :) ). Or if you make additions to someone else's list (yours truly :) )

[Mogul]

16. You are addicted if you spend half an hour making an "If you are addicted" list (I am looking at you, mogul :) ). Or if you make additions to someone else's list (yours truly :) )
Actually it took me 10 minutes to compile it but 50 minutes to come up with it (see signature), because I like to be original unlike others. (Mogul scowls at Stanford)

17. If you name your dog Alex and your cat Incognito.

[Mogul]

18. You check Missing forum members thread, hoping that someone missed you while you were away for two hours.

[Amiri Turkiston]

18. You check Missing forum members thread, hoping that someone missed you while you were away for two hours.

:lol: :lol:

[Mogul]

19. You look for appropriate avatar for three hours and then decide to chose No Avatar image.

[Mogul]

20. You often use these face expressions :D :shock: :? :rolleyes: in real life.

[Bonik]

Har yakshanba kuni NFL ko'rganim uchun rafiqam TVga revnovat qilardi.

Endi bo'sa Forumga :(

[erkak#1]

21. If you always do like this --->>> :lool: , when you hear something funny.

[Uzbekxonim]

Har yakshanba kuni NFL ko'rganim uchun rafiqam TVga revnovat qilardi.

Endi bo'sa Forumga :(

i have the same :(
the only way out is to do it during working hours:D
but then your boss is ... angry that job isn't done:(

[Lorelei]

Men shu kirsam 2-3 soat yopishib qolishimni bilib, computerni yoqishdan oldin ishlarimni qivolishim shart deb uzimni majburlayman. Qulim uz uzidan uzalib ketsa ham bir urib qaytib chiqib ketishga harakat qilaman. Pochtamni ochmoqchi bulsam ham "lorelei" degan yozuv ochilib qolsa rosa kulgim qistaydi, la'nati lorelei tinch quy maillarimni kurvoley deb:) :) :) !

[Walter]

I don't speak Uzbek - so I'll never be addicted

[spoon]

You are an addict by

thinking you're not gonna get addicted, when you don't speak Uzbek, and yet you endlessly browse the forum for hours and participate in most sensitive topics.

[Uzbekistan2010]

18. You check Missing forum members thread, hoping that someone missed you while you were away for two hours.


mogul degan userni postlari juda manoli edi

[Iqbol]

mogul degan userni postlari juda manoli edi

aha, qayda qoldi ekan. Bizga ham aytib bersin shu addicted degan kasallikdan qanday qutulganini?

[sherbola]

Mana, man ham addicted bo'ldim!
mani ishim pc bilan bitadi. pcdan qochib qayga boraman endi?

[RockerDen]

Hhhh

Every time I have a "window" during the studies day, I always jump to forum.uz. It has become a little tradition.:D