Job opening for Umidies

[rovshik]

Hey Guys,

Newly established company (hospitality financing & audit) is looking for financial guys to join the team.

Requirements:

* Brain (for thinking & analysis)
* Butt (for occupying office chair atleast 25 hrs per day)
* Brain (for number crunching, audit)
* Butt (for occupying jet seat - intensive travelling)
* Hand (for using calculator, pensil, computer keyboard)
* Brain (understanding Profit&Loss, Balance Sheet, Cash Flow, Trial Balance)
* Butt (for getting kicks in case of crossing deadlines)
* English (for asking the salary)


Equal opportunity regardless of age/sex/race. However, Umidies-97/98 (who completed gov.service) are prefered.

Please send your resume to arbuz[@]front.ru



Thanks
Rovshik.

[Крейсер]

Hey Guys,

* Butt (for getting kicks in case of crossing deadlines)



LOL (ask not thee, whose butt is kicked. ask who's kicking it!)

Rovshik, that's a great recruiting post. What would be even more funny if this job post is for real.

[Bonik]

Hey Guys,

Newly established company (hospitality financing & audit) is looking for financial guys to join the team.

Requirements:

* Brain (for thinking & analysis)
* Butt (for occupying office chair atleast 25 hrs per day)
* Brain (for number crunching, audit)
* Butt (for occupying jet seat - intensive travelling)
* Hand (for using calculator, pensil, computer keyboard)
* Brain (understanding Profit&Loss, Balance Sheet, Cash Flow, Trial Balance)
* Butt (for getting kicks in case of crossing deadlines)
* English (for asking the salary)


Equal opportunity regardless of age/sex/race. However, Umidies-97/98 (who completed gov.service) are prefered.

Please send your resume to arbuz[@]front.ru



Thanks
Rovshik.

Rava,

o'zingmisan? Oylik qancha ;) shundan boshlasangchi?

[rovshik]

Kraysler - The funny thing is that it is real recruitment post :) and I have limited time to establish the team.

Bonik, uzimman :) Oylik kelishiladi. Qattasan uzing?

Cheers.

Rava (Gippo)

[Крейсер]

o'zingmisan? Oylik qancha ;) shundan boshlasangchi?

bonik, name your price.
i'll pay whatever you want to see your butt kicked.... :)

[Asadbek]

Rovshik janoblarining shaxsan o'zlariyu :)

Bu yangi kompaniya davlatga tegishli ekan-da?

Bonik, chet elni yig'ishtirib qayting endi yurtga. Ana, o'z qadrdoningiz bilan ishlash imkoniyati ham tayyor :)

[Bonik]

Rovshik janoblarining shaxsan o'zlariyu :)

Bu yangi kompaniya davlatga tegishli ekan-da?

Bonik, chet elni yig'ishtirib qayting endi yurtga. Ana, o'z qadrdoningiz bilan ishlash imkoniyati ham tayyor :)

Rav,
Man Uzoq Sharqdaman :)

Asadbek,
Rovshikni oyog'i og'ir. Armiyada Starleyni tepkanda 5 metrga uchib ketgandi u :) Tak chto uni kompaniyasida ishlab "But kicked" bo'gandan ko'ra, o'zimmi ishimda qoganim yahshi ;)

[Amiri Turkiston]

voh ha ha...dahshatuuu...bunaqasini hali ko;rmagan edim

agar shunaqa odamlar bulsa...mana man ham ishga olaman...private consulting company....salary will start from $400 depending from qualification of the guy

afsuski ishga faqat erkak lar qabul qilinadi...chuvstvo yumora are appreciated

qiziqqanlar PM qilsin



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rovshik - balkim hamkorlik qilarmiz qandaydir...bizni tepada sanab o'tgan sohalarda tayyor komandamiz bor gotoviy...hammasi opitniy

kattaroq proektlar bulsa....I would be happy to cooperate with ya newly established company

biza quyidagi siz bilan bog'liqroq ishlarni hozirda amalga oshirvommiz: Financial Management, Systematization of Acc, Tax optimization, Implementation of Managerial Acc. system, Installation of 1:S Acc. software, Audit, Due dilligence, BP, Feasibility study...i bla-bla bla

[Joha]

Hey Guys,

Newly established company (hospitality financing & audit) is looking for financial guys to join the team.

Requirements:

* Brain (for thinking & analysis)
* Butt (for occupying office chair atleast 25 hrs per day)
* Brain (for number crunching, audit)
* Butt (for occupying jet seat - intensive travelling)
* Hand (for using calculator, pensil, computer keyboard)
* Brain (understanding Profit&Loss, Balance Sheet, Cash Flow, Trial Balance)
* Butt (for getting kicks in case of crossing deadlines)
* English (for asking the salary)


Equal opportunity regardless of age/sex/race. However, Umidies-97/98 (who completed gov.service) are prefered.

Please send your resume to arbuz[@]front.ru



Thanks
Rovshik.

Nahotki! Kozlarimga ishonmayapman! Rava ozignmisan? :) Skin mobilu na PM plz. Poboltaems. Vidimo interesniy project ...

[Delf]

bonik, name your price.
i'll pay whatever you want to see your butt kicked.... :)

I will double that :tongue:

Delf.

[Крейсер]

I will double that :tongue:
Delf.

delf pays. bonik gets his butt kicked. kreyser enjoys the show. ahh... life is beautiful....:D

[Martingale]

Hey,

you are saying this is an equal opportunity job and you need only umidies?... wtf? discrimination based on sex, gender, religion and national origin is a serious crime. :)


We need justice here, otherwise Im gonna file a suit with EEOC.:lol:

p.s. who erased my previous post?:evil:

[Sher]

I will double that :tongue:

Delf.

Delf, a bu bonik nima ayb ish qilib qo'ydi :)

Rovshik,
Qalay ishlar, oftoblar juda issiq bo'lsa kerak sizlar tomonda-a ;) Hozir, Toshkentam ancha issiq bo'p ketdi.

A bu ish o'zi qatta? Toshkentdami? Ish topmagan umidchilar o'zi juda kam qogan bu erda.

[MyMoon]

* Butt (for getting kicks in case of crossing deadlines)
Выражение "getting kicks" имеет совсем другое значение нежели здесь подразумевается. Или тут подразумевается как раз это? ;) Если на этой работе буду использовать "butt" для "getting kicks" в таком случае я думаю я воздержусь от этого заманчивого предложения...

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/651/kicks3qf.gif

[daejeon]

Выражение "getting kicks" имеет совсем другое значение нежели здесь подразумевается. Или тут подразумевается как раз это? ;)

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/651/kicks3qf.gif
slovarga gap yu qattan oldiz? u bu joyga upload qivormismi?

[rovshik]

Sher qale? :) Bizadayam oftob yondirvotti. Ishni konkret joyi yuk. Asosan 2-3 kishi bulib client companiyalarni audit qilish, consulting.

Agar ish topmagan Umidchilar kam busa yoki yuq busa - juda hursandman :) Bu degani hamma uzini o'rnini topgan. Atak hohlovchilar busa - bemalol CVni yuborishsin :)

[Крейсер]

Rovsh,
записывай. Маймун - сообразителен, вчитывается в детали, во взгладах консервативен, не ищет приключений и закрыт к испытыванию новых ощущений. LOL.

боник - легко мотивируется материально. непредрасположен к частым переездам/командировкам.

дельф - финансово обеспечен, однако проявляются расточительные свойства. предпринимателен.

[MyMoon]

не ищет приключений и закрыт к испытыванию новых ощущений
Это называется стабилен и надежен!:lol:

[Wolfman]

oylik qancha?




Wolf

Hey Guys,

Newly established company (hospitality financing & audit) is looking for financial guys to join the team.

Requirements:

* Brain (for thinking & analysis)
* Butt (for occupying office chair atleast 25 hrs per day)
* Brain (for number crunching, audit)
* Butt (for occupying jet seat - intensive travelling)
* Hand (for using calculator, pensil, computer keyboard)
* Brain (understanding Profit&Loss, Balance Sheet, Cash Flow, Trial Balance)
* Butt (for getting kicks in case of crossing deadlines)
* English (for asking the salary)


Equal opportunity regardless of age/sex/race. However, Umidies-97/98 (who completed gov.service) are prefered.

Please send your resume to arbuz[@]front.ru



Thanks
Rovshik.

[Пушкарева]

sizzi olishmidi :lol: eng kerakli criteria lack bolgani uchun :)

oylik qancha?
Wolf

[Wolfman]

qaysi kriteriya manda lack ekan? mana shu sohada eng mashhur kompaniyalarni birida ishlasam, O'Z da ochilgan firmaga olishmidimi? ;)




Wolf

sizzi olishmidi :lol: eng kerakli criteria lack bolgani uchun :)

[rovshik]

Wolf - resumeni arbuz[@]front.ru ga junating. Oylik kelishiladi. Companiya Toshkentda ochilgani bilan - asosiy ish Toshekntdan tashqarida (Africa va Yaqin Sharq)

Rovshik

[Пушкарева]

qaysi kriteriya manda lack ekan? mana shu sohada eng mashhur kompaniyalarni birida ishlasam, O'Z da ochilgan firmaga olishmidimi? ;)

Wolf

off: :lol: :lol: :lol:

on: Yaqin Sharq va Africa with the head office in Tashkent??? hmmm. :rolleyes:

[Oyaji]

Wolf - resumeni arbuz[@]front.ru ga junating. Oylik kelishiladi. Companiya Toshkentda ochilgani bilan - asosiy ish Toshekntdan tashqarida (Africa va Yaqin Sharq)

Rovshik

Sizzi qoliyzda xaqiqiy "negir" bularkanmizde-a?! :D

Yaqin sharqda xindlardan ish qobtimi?!

[abcd]

Hey Guys,
* Butt (for getting kicks in case of crossing deadlines)

That is so brokeback.

[Martingale]

That is so brokeback.

:rofl:....

[elDoraDo]

Lawyer larga talab yoqmi?:)

[R.Azimov]

Хм... Мана шу жойгачи, Валерий Пантелеевични тавсия килган булардим.

Кандидатмисан кандидатда... суткасига 25 эмас, 30 булсаям ишлаверса керак лекин.





:)

[Sher]

Хм... Мана шу жойгачи, Валерий Пантелеевични тавсия килган булардим.

Кандидатмисан кандидатда... суткасига 25 эмас, 30 булсаям ишлаверса керак лекин.
:)

Adahsmasam Panteleevich uje Rossiyada, FBMni yopishgandan keyin o'sha erga ketgan.

[Sher]

Sher qale? :) Bizadayam oftob yondirvotti. Ishni konkret joyi yuk. Asosan 2-3 kishi bulib client companiyalarni audit qilish, consulting.

Agar ish topmagan Umidchilar kam busa yoki yuq busa - juda hursandman :) Bu degani hamma uzini o'rnini topgan. Atak hohlovchilar busa - bemalol CVni yuborishsin :)

Aytgandek bitta bola bor, faqat asosiy tili Nemischade bo'ladimi? CBda ishlaydi.

[futbolplaya]

Is this work job where you fly to other countries? travel allot then i Interested to fly to other countries .

I have an education.and I trustworthy.

[Martingale]

Aytgandek bitta bola bor, faqat asosiy tili Nemischade bo'ladimi? CBda ishlaydi.

CB - Commerzbank emasmi mabodo?

[Amiri Turkiston]

CB - Commerzbank emasmi mabodo?

o'zimizani Centralniy Bank bulsa kerak

[Sher]

o'zimizani Centralniy Bank bulsa kerak
Shunaqa, Central Bank.
Agar Commerzbank bo'lganda aytib ham o'tirmasdim ;)

[Auditor]

O'zbekistonning baribir hali bozori yo'q bunaqangi moliyaviy hizmatlarga

daje Audit ga.... iloji bulsa shu Auditing Report ni o'z hohishlariga qarab qildirmoqchi bulishadi bu odamlar tushmagurlar