The Perfect Man & Woman

[Lady_G]

The_Perfect_Man_&_Woman (http://www.flashfunpages.com/couple.swf)


Perfect Man must have:
-Ability to communicate
-Compassionate heart
-Good sense of humor
-Chest of Steven Seagal
-Eyes of Lance Berkman (Houston Astros baseball player)
-Smile of Tom Cruise
-Hair of George Clooney
-Butt of Tom Cruise
-Face of Mel Gibson
-Nose of Tom Cruise
-Legs of Jean Claude van Damme
-Jaw line of Brad Pitt
-Stomach of Kenny Chesney
-Arms of Bryan McKnight
-Voice of Trace Adkins

Perfect Woman must have:
-Desire to hunt and fish
-Hair of Cyndi Thompson
-Face Carmen Electra
-Legs of Jessica Beal (girl from movie Flashdance)
-Butt of Shania
-Lips of Julia Roberts
-Eyes of Martina McBride
-Stomach of Britney Spears
-Voice of Shania
-Laugh of Julia Roberts
-Smile of Julia Roberts
-Breasts of Dolly
-Arms of Britney


blah blah blah...

oh come on guys! Do we need perfect man/woman?

[saturn]

The_Perfect_Man_&_Woman (http://www.flashfunpages.com/couple.swf)
...
oh come on guys! Do we need perfect man/woman?

he-he... unaqada uni o'ziga kim o'xshidi? :?
fikrimcha - inson birovga taqlid qilishi kerak emas.. har tomonlama...

[Vector]

oh come on guys! Do we need perfect man/woman?

yes we do ;)

[kingdom]

Olloh bizni qanday yaratgan busa shundoqligimizcha qolayli!
P.S:agar shuncha odamlarni organlarini bitta odamga tassovur qisangiz yoki quyib kursangiz eng ugly inson busa kerak uziyam!:lol:

[Uzbekxonim]

oh come on guys! Do we need perfect man/woman?

nobody suffers from perfection, ie nobody has it;)
we need to be perfect the way our partner understands it (i mean comply with his understanding of perfection);)

[PHOENIX]

Har bir odam o'ziga yarasha harakteri va tashqi qiyofasiga ega... hamma bir biridan ajralib turadi. Shunisi yahshi. ;)

[The Reaper]

Perfect woman is the one who:

1) Knows when to shut up.
2) Doesn't whine and complain.

But as they say...
Not all women bitch. Some are dead. :D

3) Cooks and keeps the house clean.

TR

[Lady_G]

Perfect woman is the one who:

1) Knows when to shut up.
2) Doesn't whine and complain.

But as they say...
Not all women bitch. Some are dead. :D

3) Cooks and keeps the house clean.

TR
What about the perfect man? :twisted: :D

1) Knows when to shut up.

Hurmatli yigitlar,

agarda manshu yuqoridagi gapni takrorlavermasaizlar hayotimizi ancha oson qigan bo'lardizla. Buni aytmasaizlaram bilamizu, aytsaizlar esa, shahsan mani engsalarim qotib, teskarisini qigim kep keturadi :twisted: :lol:

[StU]

Perfect woman is the one who:

1) Knows when to shut up.
2) Doesn't whine and complain.

But as they say...
Not all women bitch. Some are dead. :D

3) Cooks and keeps the house clean.

TR

zvuchit pochemu-to tak cinichno i kak gorkiy opit :(

[Lady_G]

Finding perfect men

At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends.

"The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing. And stay home at night!"

An old granny overheard and spoke up, "Honey, if that's all you want, get a TV!"

[musoFR]

Hurmatli yigitlar,

agarda manshu yuqoridagi gapni takrorlavermasaizlar hayotimizi ancha oson qigan bo'lardizla. Buni aytmasaizlaram bilamizu, aytsaizlar esa, shahsan mani engsalarim qotib, teskarisini qigim kep keturadi :twisted: :lol:

"Shu hotinlada jag'i bolmasa, tili bo'lmasa, manga qosa so'q'o bo'sa ham bo'vuradi" :D

(C) "Temir hotin" filmidan :D

Hapa bomen honim, ensez hali o'zizga kere boladi.

[Wolfman]

temaga oid - "perfect man" ni izlayotgan qiz... (80 yildan keyin)

http://www.dogmine.com/fun/waiting_for_the_perfect_man.jpg

:lol:

Wolf

[XXL]

temaga oid - "perfect man" ni izlayotgan qiz... (80 yildan keyin)


:lol:

Wolf
zor chiqipit, aka;)


endi manosini koring.. nashi znamenitiye forum Ladiyessssssssss, sidyat i obsujdayut i

konechno je waiting for perfect man:lol: (jk) mazza qivordim oma:lol:

PS: poprobuyte ugadat s tryoh raz, kto zdes kto:lol: (jk)

http://www.somejokes.com/images/Women%20waiting%20for%20the%20Perfect%20Man.jpg

[The Reaper]

What about the perfect man? :twisted: :D


We are all here as long as you follow the rules in my previous posts! We are all sweet, loving, perfect and heartless pieces of sh*t whom you love to hate! :D

TR

[Royal]

Uyim , joyim , oilam degani eng yahshi bolishi kerak..

Hamma ozini ishini qilsa oshanisi tuzzuk..

[Demir Kağan]

oh come on guys! Do we need perfect man/woman?
We do not. Actually, if you are Turk (Uzbek, Khirgiz, Kazak, Uygur, Tatar, no matter, just be a Turk) that means you are perfect. :D

Actually, a relationship need 3 things; love, respect and understanding. If both have these needings then that shows that they are perfect. Because being perfect does not mean the looking in relationships.

[The Reaper]

We do not. Actually, if you are Turk (Uzbek, Khirgiz, Kazak, Uygur, Tatar, no matter, just be a Turk) that means you are perfect. :D


Unf*ckingbelieveable. :?

TR

[Lady_G]

We do not. Actually, if you are Turk (Uzbek, Khirgiz, Kazak, Uygur, Tatar, no matter, just be a Turk) that means you are perfect. :D

You are so funny :twisted:
I'm italian :evil: !

[Mirzabek]

Lady_G bo`lmasam siz Perfect emas ekansiz....:lool:

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