Subject: The Wonderful Man

[Lady_G]

THE WONDERFUL MAN: IDEAL vs. REAL

IDEAL REAL (what you want) (what you're lucky to get) -intellectual -reads "interesting articles" in "Palyboy" -artistic -often wears matching socks -considerate -splatters just a bit; only leaves the seat up 50% of the time -interested in your mind -sometimes looks up from your chest -faithful -only looks at other babes in your absence -hopelessly romantic -able to distinguish between cactus and rose -classy -keeps "Playboys" hidden -sensitive -notices when you cry -communicates well -answers phone sometimes -cross-cultural -swears in Spanish -progressive -knows difference between "woman" and "girl" -great lover -sex lasts longer than cigarette -clean -only has herpes and its "under control" -athletic -gets his own seconds -loves kids and pets -had snake he fed live things to -good taste in music -has one good Dylan tape that a friend gave to him...

[Lady_G]

The Perfect Man (A Poem) :laugh:

The perfect man is gentle
Never cruel or mean
He has a beautiful smile
And keeps his face so clean.
The perfect man likes children
And will raise them by your side
He will be a good father
As well as a good husband to his bride
The perfect man loves cooking
Cleaning and vacuuming too
He'll do anything in his power
To convey his feelings of love on to you.
The perfect man is sweet
Writing poetry from your name
He's a best friend to your mother
And kisses away your pain.
He never has made you cry
Or hurt you in any way
To hell with this endless poem
The perfect man is gay.

[crescent]

The ideal man for me would probably be the man who could control me, make me fall silent WITHOUT ANY FORCE!

[kingdom]

ha yana nima gap?:rolleyes: bu qizlarga bir narsa buganmi uzi oxirgi vaqtlarda perfect man, ideal man axtarishib qolishdi!:lol:

[Villager]

ha yana nima gap?:rolleyes: bu qizlarga bir narsa buganmi uzi oxirgi vaqtlarda perfect man, ideal man axtarishib qolishdi!:lol:


ha tu'gri aytasiz o'gayni endiii asosiy maksad shude ularde , as well ours too:D

[Lady_G]

They got that comfortable place
on their shoulder that's perfect for
snuggling into while we fall asleep.
They're enthusiastic about our bodies,
even when we're not.
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Chest hair, forearm hair and
the feel of a newly shaved cheek.
The glimpse you get, when they wear their
baseball cap backward of their inner Little Leaguer.
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How tender they get when they cry,
and how seldom they do it.
What they lack in talk,
they tend to make up for in action.
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They make excellent companions when driving through
neighborhoods or walking past dark alleys.
They really love their moms.
They remind us of our dads.
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They never care what their horoscope,
their mother-in-law, nor their neighbors say.
They rarely lie about their age,
their weight, or their clothing size.
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How nice their butts look in jeans.
Hold nice their hands look holding ours.
Their face is a treasure to behold when
they give us a present they picked out.
They give great hugs, (and always melt
our hearts when a sweet "I love you" is added)
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They have an uncanny ability to look deeply into
our hearts and connect with our heart,
even when we don't want them to.
They don't care whether colors match, but
are willing to be concerned if we want them to be.
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They give us a peek at the little boy
inside when they get sick or happy or hurt.
-Author Unknown-