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NozChik
08-03-2006, 01:16 PM
Privet. Problema takaya. :)
Moy znakomie sam on evlyaetsya grajdaninom Uzbekistana, s poddelnimi dokumentami Grajdanina EU on vehal v UK. Uzbekskie pasport on unechtojel (no on nepreznayotsya v etom i govorit chto poteryal). Seychas on hochet uehat damoe i neznaet kak emu eto zdelat. Reskovat etim falshivim pasportom eto prosto ne delo ya tak dumayu.
Teryalli kto libo iz vas pasport vot tak ili kakie dokumenti, chto imenno posolstvo budet zaprashivat esli on prosto skajet chto on poteryal pasport. Spasibo vsem ogromnoe.

Kanari
08-03-2006, 02:00 PM
Privet ya konechno ne v U.K. no v germanii bil sluchay zdes chelovek deystvitelno poteryal svoy passport posol sprosil kak on syuda priyehal i.t.d. koroche on sobral mnogo dokumentov iii yemu dali sertifikat....
<no yesli vash znakomiy priyehal syuda nelegalno....togda mojet daje nelegalno s etim falshivim dokumentom i poyedet v uzb.?Vrode turista a tam i ostanetsya...


Privet. Problema takaya. :)
Moy znakomie sam on evlyaetsya grajdaninom Uzbekistana, s poddelnimi dokumentami Grajdanina EU on vehal v UK. Uzbekskie pasport on unechtojel (no on nepreznayotsya v etom i govorit chto poteryal). Seychas on hochet uehat damoe i neznaet kak emu eto zdelat. Reskovat etim falshivim pasportom eto prosto ne delo ya tak dumayu.
Teryalli kto libo iz vas pasport vot tak ili kakie dokumenti, chto imenno posolstvo budet zaprashivat esli on prosto skajet chto on poteryal pasport. Spasibo vsem ogromnoe.

NozChik
08-03-2006, 02:13 PM
<no yesli vash znakomiy priyehal syuda nelegalno....togda mojet daje nelegalno s etim falshivim dokumentom i poyedet v uzb.?Vrode turista a tam i ostanetsya...


Spasibo:). Problema v tom chto on nekuda s etim pasportom bolshe ne viejal posle priezda v UK. on boitsya chto etot pasport mojet bit v roziske:?

corsair
08-03-2006, 02:37 PM
Privet ya konechno ne v U.K. no v germanii bil sluchay zdes chelovek deystvitelno poteryal svoy passport posol sprosil kak on syuda priyehal i.t.d. koroche on sobral mnogo dokumentov iii yemu dali sertifikat....
<no yesli vash znakomiy priyehal syuda nelegalno....togda mojet daje nelegalno s etim falshivim dokumentom i poyedet v uzb.?Vrode turista a tam i ostanetsya...

uzbek s levim UE passportom v uzb!? nashi pogranichniki srazu ego imya prochitayut kak Uzbekas Levopassportas, imya i passport EU a litco uzbekskoye, ego tam za to i za eto sdelayut pryam v aeroportu tashkent! :shock: byut po litcu a ne po passportu!

Maroon
08-03-2006, 03:40 PM
uzbek s levim UE passportom v uzb!? nashi pogranichniki srazu ego imya prochitayut kak Uzbekas Levopassportas, imya i passport EU a litco uzbekskoye, ego tam za to i za eto sdelayut pryam v aeroportu tashkent! :shock: byut po litcu a ne po passportu!

A nashi otkuda uznaut chto u nego pass leviy?:rolleyes:

Asadbek
08-03-2006, 03:56 PM
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Teryalli kto libo iz vas pasport vot tak ili kakie dokumenti, chto imenno posolstvo budet zaprashivat esli on prosto skajet chto on poteryal pasport. Spasibo vsem ogromnoe.Avvalambor, u tanishingiz o'zi ro'yxatda turadigan shaharning policiyasiga borib, Passporti yo'qolganligi haqida bildirishi kerak. Elchixona yoki Konsullikka borganida, policiya mahkamasidan passporti rostdan yo'qolganligi haqida spravka olib borishi kerak bo'ladi.
Umuman, qanaqa hujjatlar kerakligi to'g'risida O'zbekistonning biror rasmiy vakolatxonasiga murojaat qilib, so'rab olgan ma'qulroq.

Keyin, agar tanishingiz O'zbekistondan EU-passporti bilan muammosiz chiqib ketgan bo'lsa, nega qaytib borishga qo'rqyapti... qiziq :)

PS: Passport masalalari bilan Elchi emas, balki Konsul shug'ullanadi.

NozChik
08-03-2006, 04:07 PM
Avvalambor, u tanishingiz o'zi ro'yxatda turadigan shaharning policiyasiga borib, Passporti yo'qolganligi haqida bildirishi kerak. Elchixona yoki Konsullikka borganida, policiya mahkamasidan passporti rostdan yo'qolganligi haqida spravka olib borishi kerak bo'ladi.
Umuman, qanaqa hujjatlar kerakligi to'g'risida O'zbekistonning biror rasmiy vakolatxonasiga murojaat qilib, so'rab olgan ma'qulroq.

Keyin, agar tanishingiz O'zbekistondan EU-passporti bilan muammosiz chiqib ketgan bo'lsa, nega qaytib borishga qo'rqyapti... qiziq :)

PS: Passport masalalari bilan Elchi emas, balki Konsul shug'ullanadi.



Rahmat aka. Lekin tanishim UKga boshqa davlat orqali uchib kelgan va bu erda faqat falshivie pasport bilan foedalangan. Policiyaga nimam yuqoldi deb boradi? Agar kim san, shuncha vahtdn beri nima qilib yuruding desachi? Posolstvaga tel qildik, shu erga kelsalaring hal qilamiz diyishdi manimcha pul berish kerak Uzbekistonni posovstvasiku ahir:twisted:

Asadbek
08-03-2006, 04:13 PM
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Posolstvaga tel qildik, shu erga kelsalaring hal qilamiz diyishdi manimcha pul berish kerak Uzbekistonni posovstvasiku ahir :twisted:Nu, muammoni o'ziga-o'zi orttirgan ekan, endi jabrini ko'radi-da... :(

Nima qilsin, diplomatiya ham pul turadi-da :(

NozChik
08-03-2006, 04:19 PM
Nu, muammoni o'ziga-o'zi orttirgan ekan, endi jabrini ko'radi-da... :(

Nima qilsin, diplomatiya ham pul turadi-da :(

Tugri aetasiz aka. Muammoni uziga uzi ortirgan. Shunga men ham bir foedali gap chiqib qolar deb Forumga yozudim uzi.
Pul topaman deb odam nimalar qimiedi.:twisted:.

infolife
08-04-2006, 03:44 AM
Rahmat aka. Lekin tanishim UKga boshqa davlat orqali uchib kelgan va bu erda faqat falshivie pasport bilan foedalangan. Policiyaga nimam yuqoldi deb boradi? Agar kim san, shuncha vahtdn beri nima qilib yuruding desachi? Posolstvaga tel qildik, shu erga kelsalaring hal qilamiz diyishdi manimcha pul berish kerak Uzbekistonni posovstvasiku ahir:twisted:



Chunmadim, shu EU pasporti borekan, shu pass bn uzbek vizaga apply qisa bomiydimi?

Boshqa davlat orqali kegan bosa Unda uygayam boshqa davlat orqali uchsin, polshaga uchsin, keyin Russiaga sneak qilsin keyin Kyrgyzstanga borib sekin Uzbga otvosin

Maroon
08-04-2006, 05:53 AM
Let him travel to Russia with his EU passport, go to Uzbek Embassy in Russia and tell them his lost his passport. He won't be asked for any proof of Visa (because you do not need it there) and if they ask him for his "propiska" he can tell them that he never registered or whatever.

But before his travels to Russia, tell him to have a makeover or something so he looks more European. Some highlights on his hair or just dyed hair. And very important is his clothing. :D

Jeez, if he ever does that please post his "Before and After" pics. :D

kingdom
08-04-2006, 08:22 AM
Uzi unda qanaqa EU passporti bor?Agar Latviya yoki Litva busa unda uzbek bashara bilan Rossiyaga borib utirmasin tagin birdan ruslar bizanikilarni farqiga borishadi, keyin yana birdan Latviya yoki Litvaga deport qilib yuborishmasin:lol:

XXL
08-04-2006, 08:59 AM
Rossiyaga bormagani makul chunki u erda passportim yokoldi,

u boldi bu boldi dediganlar aashincha, va u Uzbek posolsytvadegilar

ham ..ufff bu bola ham bu erda nelegalniy ishlab, yurgan

shekilli..deb 2 oy, 2 oy ishini chozishadi.


Undan kori, London-Bishkek olib, ( prikidlarni ohshatib, kiyinishlarni

ohshatib, hullas EU ni fukarosiga sifat bolib) kesin, u bu narsa dedgin

bolsa ham 100/200$ bilan o'chadi. keyin Uzb ga kelvosa boladi.i bu

erga kelib, keyin nima qilishni ozi yahshi bilsa kerek.



Aql bolish masu, EU ni passportini oilb bekor qipti oma, togri

tirikchilikgu, lekin oziniki boshkade baribir.


Menga misol uchun predlagat qilganda ham, yoq deyardim, chunki

ozimizzi Ozbegimdan qoymasin, nima bosa, ham Ona-Vatanim,

hech qachon kelgindilarga berib qoymiman, Meni ham Vatanim berib,

hech qachon yolgiz tashab qoymidi..


Yana, o'zini korsatyapti deb oylamelar, prosto Vatanimmi juda

Sevaman. gapni ogil bolasi.

kingdom
08-04-2006, 09:51 AM
Yuq aka siz boshqacha tushunibsiz deb uyliyman chunki UKda Uzbekistonni passportida faqat student visa buladi xolos EU passporti bilan esa bemalol ishlab yurishingiz mumkin studentlarga ishl topish qiyin UKda shuing uchun u bola EUni passporti bilan ishlab yuribdi bu hammasi vaqtincha deb uyliyman;) haqiqattan ham baribir vatanga kemiydi men ham vatan bergan yam-yashil passportni hech qaysiga almashtirmiyman:P Rossiyaga bormagani makul chunki u erda passportim yokoldi,

u boldi bu boldi dediganlar aashincha, va u Uzbek posolsytvadegilar

ham ..ufff bu bola ham bu erda nelegalniy ishlab, yurgan

shekilli..deb 2 oy, 2 oy ishini chozishadi.


Undan kori, London-Bishkek olib, ( prikidlarni ohshatib, kiyinishlarni

ohshatib, hullas EU ni fukarosiga sifat bolib) kesin, u bu narsa dedgin

bolsa ham 100/200$ bilan o'chadi. keyin Uzb ga kelvosa boladi.i bu

erga kelib, keyin nima qilishni ozi yahshi bilsa kerek.



Aql bolish masu, EU ni passportini oilb bekor qipti oma, togri

tirikchilikgu, lekin oziniki boshkade baribir.


Menga misol uchun predlagat qilganda ham, yoq deyardim, chunki

ozimizzi Ozbegimdan qoymasin, nima bosa, ham Ona-Vatanim,

hech qachon kelgindilarga berib qoymiman, Meni ham Vatanim berib,

hech qachon yolgiz tashab qoymidi..


Yana, o'zini korsatyapti deb oylamelar, prosto Vatanimmi juda

Sevaman. gapni ogil bolasi.

Vector
08-04-2006, 03:18 PM
ukdagi policiyaga umuman bormasin .
manimcha Ozbekistondan yengi pasport yuvarishsin, iloji bosa bilet ham, u bilan qaytib borar, deport bolib bosayam, agar immigration sorasa nelegalno kirib keganman tunel orqali deydi...

kingdom
08-04-2006, 05:02 PM
UKdan chiqayotganda imigratsiya umuman suramiydi tezroq chiqib ketgin deyishadi:lol: keyin uz xoxishi bilan chiqib ketganga deport urishmiydi;) bitta bolani bilaman turisticheskiy visa bilan(6oyli)kelib 4yil shu erda yurdi keyin uz xoxishi bilan chiqib ketti Samarqandga borib 4-5oydan keyin yana usha passporti bilan yengi visa olib qaytib keldiukdagi policiyaga umuman bormasin .
manimcha Ozbekistondan yengi pasport yuvarishsin, iloji bosa bilet ham, u bilan qaytib borar, deport bolib bosayam, agar immigration sorasa nelegalno kirib keganman tunel orqali deydi...

Vector
08-04-2006, 05:30 PM
UKdan chiqayotganda imigratsiya umuman suramiydi tezroq chiqib ketgin deyishadi:lol: keyin uz xoxishi bilan chiqib ketganga deport urishmiydi;) bitta bolani bilaman turisticheskiy visa bilan(6oyli)kelib 4yil shu erda yurdi keyin uz xoxishi bilan chiqib ketti Samarqandga borib 4-5oydan keyin yana usha passporti bilan yengi visa olib qaytib keldi

bilaman, deport qimidi, lekin xozir airoportlada immigrazion slujbalani ochishgan, bilib bomidi, vdrug tutib osa divatudim ;)

NozChik
08-05-2006, 07:10 AM
Salom. Hammaga katta rahmat. Problema v tom chto kogda on viejal iz EU to nastoyashie vladelet pasporta vzyal dengi chto on nebudet obrashatsya v policiyu 6 messesev chto pasport bil uteren. Na teritorie Anglii pasport chistie Zaregestrirovat v tomje Home office, no net garantie chto ego mojet ostanovit emigrasionka pri vileti, nemojetje chelovek neobratitsya v policiyu 3 goda chtobi poluchit pasport. I ya dumayu eto nerealno ehat s etim pasportom v Uzb A vdrug eo ktonebud uznaet na tamojne v Uze i csyo poletit k chertyam.

A kak vi dumaete esli on vklyuchit durochku i poedyot v posolstvo tipo on pereshol granisu tolko vchera ili tam paru dney nazad i u nego net ni deneg ni dokumentov ego perevezli v Tracke blah blah blah tipo kakogo i on hochet damoe k mame:? prokanaet ili net:? :(

kingdom
08-05-2006, 07:19 AM
undan kura borib zdavatsa qisinj kegin qizil passportni ogandan kegin bemalol boradi UzbgaSalom. Hammaga katta rahmat. Problema v tom chto kogda on viejal iz EU to nastoyashie vladelet pasporta vzyal dengi chto on nebudet obrashatsya v policiyu 6 messesev chto pasport bil uteren. Na teritorie Anglii pasport chistie Zaregestrirovat v tomje Home office, no net garantie chto ego mojet ostanovit emigrasionka pri vileti, nemojetje chelovek neobratitsya v policiyu 3 goda chtobi poluchit pasport. I ya dumayu eto nerealno ehat s etim pasportom v Uzb A vdrug eo ktonebud uznaet na tamojne v Uze i csyo poletit k chertyam.

A kak vi dumaete esli on vklyuchit durochku i poedyot v posolstvo tipo on pereshol granisu tolko vchera ili tam paru dney nazad i u nego net ni deneg ni dokumentov ego perevezli v Tracke blah blah blah tipo kakogo i on hochet damoe k mame:? prokanaet ili net:? :(

NozChik
08-05-2006, 07:26 AM
undan kura borib zdavatsa qisinj kegin qizil passportni ogandan kegin bemalol boradi Uzbga

Pasportni olganidan keyin kech buladi, undan keyin pasportni boshiga uradimi ota onani duvosini omasdan:(

XXL
08-05-2006, 07:54 AM
Salom. Hammaga katta rahmat. Problema v tom chto kogda on viejal iz EU to nastoyashie vladelet pasporta vzyal dengi chto on nebudet obrashatsya v policiyu 6 messesev chto pasport bil uteren. Na teritorie Anglii pasport chistie Zaregestrirovat v tomje Home office, no net garantie chto ego mojet ostanovit emigrasionka pri vileti, nemojetje chelovek neobratitsya v policiyu 3 goda chtobi poluchit pasport. I ya dumayu eto nerealno ehat s etim pasportom v Uzb A vdrug eo ktonebud uznaet na tamojne v Uze i csyo poletit k chertyam.

A kak vi dumaete esli on vklyuchit durochku i poedyot v posolstvo tipo on pereshol granisu tolko vchera ili tam paru dney nazad i u nego net ni deneg ni dokumentov ego perevezli v Tracke blah blah blah tipo kakogo i on hochet damoe k mame:? prokanaet ili net:? :(


ohhooooo, raaasssa shashasini chikariptiyu bola paqir,


shunde bororsin Uzb posolstvaga borib, men

pasportimmi yokotib qoydim desin, visalarni chozdirganman,

normalniy edi desin, agar boshka organlar tasdiqlab berish kerek bosa
bu bu holatni, unda nelegalniy yashayutdim, kechirilar, Men

ketaman, boldi uyimga deyorsin

NozChik
08-05-2006, 08:31 AM
ohhooooo, raaasssa shashasini chikariptiyu bola paqir,


shunde bororsin Uzb posolstvaga borib, men

pasportimmi yokotib qoydim desin, visalarni chozdirganman,

normalniy edi desin, agar boshka organlar tasdiqlab berish kerek bosa
bu bu holatni, unda nelegalniy yashayutdim, kechirilar, Men

ketaman, boldi uyimga deyorsin




Nelegalno ishladim desa qaerda ishlading diedimi? Bu bir ikkinchisi uega yuborishga yuborib keyin vatanda unga nisbatan jinoiy ish ochishadi karoche ish rasvo hammani boshi qotgan dab dala:evil: :rolleyes:

XXL
08-05-2006, 08:42 AM
Nelegalno ishladim desa qaerda ishlading diedimi? Bu bir ikkinchisi uega yuborishga yuborib keyin vatanda unga nisbatan jinoiy ish ochishadi karoche ish rasvo hammani boshi qotgan dab dala:evil: :rolleyes:

shu EU passport legalniy bosa, biron bir davlatga uchib ketsa bolami shu

passport bilan? yoki bomeydimi?


ha shart Bishkekka osin bilet uchsin

NozChik
08-05-2006, 08:47 AM
shu EU passport legalniy bosa, biron bir davlatga uchib ketsa bolami shu

passport bilan? yoki bomeydimi?


ha shart Bishkekka osin bilet uchsin

Pasport qidiruvda bulishi mumkin:shock: emmigrasionka tutsachi potom emu Tashkent nevidet ka svoih ushey. Ahir pasportini sotgan odam 3yil be pasport yurmidiku?:rolleyes:

NozChik
08-05-2006, 09:30 AM
avvalombor, qanqa qilib falshiviy pasport olib bemalol yashash mumkinligini tushuntirvorilar. UKda yashab kurmoqchidim.:D

Salom. Nelegal bulib yashashni orzu ham qimeng:) :war: Shu yashilgina pasportimi shu kunlarda biram yahshi kurib ketyapmanki :love:

kingdom
08-05-2006, 10:17 AM
Kim etti Uzbga ketolmiydi deb ana broib airoprtga murojaat qisin man niligalniy keganman bu erga vatanimga qaytmoqchiman desin 2-3kun qamab quyishadi keyin uzlari bilet olib berib Uzbga junatishadi Uzbekistonda hechkim hech nima demiydi chunki man bilgan 4ta odam passportsiz Uzbekistonga ketishdi Toshkentda hech kim gapirmagan

corsair
08-05-2006, 12:14 PM
koroche, pipl!
cheloveku nujen sovet a ne pesni i plyaski o rodine i o vashem rodnom uzbek passporte, axborota nasmotrelis!

cheeky, i asked my latvian and lithuanian friends, they said if you leaving the country with EU passport, the uk border control will swipe your passport through the reader (mashine readable line on your passport) if passport was stolen or forged it will bip, best thing to do is to contact his family and to get him a new passport, on kupit sebe a ticket to tashkent and good bye. remind him to stick 200-300 backs somewhere in his passport for uzb border control!

no way, his getting uzbek visa with that passport!
his uzbek face on the Baltic or Czech-Slovak passport with non uzbek name!
dumaete v posoltve ne v kurse, ne bilo takih umnih do nas!?

all the best!

corsair
08-05-2006, 12:18 PM
i did mean 200-300 BUX$

XXL
08-05-2006, 01:35 PM
koroche, pipl!
cheloveku nujen sovet a ne pesni i plyaski o rodine i o vashem rodnom uzbek passporte, axborota nasmotrelis!

cheeky, i asked my latvian and lithuanian friends, they said if you leaving the country with EU passport, the uk border control will swipe your passport through the reader (mashine readable line on your passport) if passport was stolen or forged it will bip, best thing to do is to contact his family and to get him a new passport, on kupit sebe a ticket to tashkent and good bye. remind him to stick 200-300 backs somewhere in his passport for uzb border control!

no way, his getting uzbek visa with that passport!
his uzbek face on the Baltic or Czech-Slovak passport with non uzbek name!
dumaete v posoltve ne v kurse, ne bilo takih umnih do nas!?

all the best!

umnikkk, kanaka ahborot. :lol:


daavno uje aytishganidiyu bu variantni,, indame ignore qiludi va

demak kanakadur sababi bor ekan shuni qilolmeydikan deb

oylaganmiz, va boshka kerekmas (!!) variantlarni izlashga tushdikda

NozChik
08-05-2006, 01:45 PM
koroche, pipl!
cheloveku nujen sovet a ne pesni i plyaski o rodine i o vashem rodnom uzbek passporte, axborota nasmotrelis!

cheeky, i asked my latvian and lithuanian friends, they said if you leaving the country with EU passport, the uk border control will swipe your passport through the reader (mashine readable line on your passport) if passport was stolen or forged it will bip, best thing to do is to contact his family and to get him a new passport, on kupit sebe a ticket to tashkent and good bye. remind him to stick 200-300 backs somewhere in his passport for uzb border control!

no way, his getting uzbek visa with that passport!
his uzbek face on the Baltic or Czech-Slovak passport with non uzbek name!
dumaete v posoltve ne v kurse, ne bilo takih umnih do nas!?

all the best!

Rahmat anyway. NO vse znayut i boyatsya imenno etogo chto pasport mojet bipnut pri kontrole. I skaji svoim druzyam iz Latvii chto kogda oni letyat v Latviyu to pasport ne skaniruetsya a tolko prohodit face control i vsyo dlya grajdanina EU eto vsyo ochen prosto seychas peremeshatsya po vsey Evrope, no u nego pasport mojet bit v roziske a liso u nego UZBESKOE hot ubey i reskovat on prosto budet kruglim durakom esli on esho s etim pasportom kuda nebut poedit. A uzbekskie pasport kak poluchesh nenujnali tebe OVIR vasa v nyom i kak eto vsyo delaetsya esli mojno napeshite pokankretney.

ALkotA
08-06-2006, 01:00 AM
ya otvetil paru raz uje ,no moy post ne opublekovalsya , po tex prechinam noverno. Ya zakinul nomer, po kotoremu postarayus` obyasnit` po chotche.

Hurmat ila

corsair
08-06-2006, 06:11 AM
Rahmat anyway. NO vse znayut i boyatsya imenno etogo chto pasport mojet bipnut pri kontrole. I skaji svoim druzyam iz Latvii chto kogda oni letyat v Latviyu to pasport ne skaniruetsya a tolko prohodit face control i vsyo dlya grajdanina EU eto vsyo ochen prosto seychas peremeshatsya po vsey Evrope, no u nego pasport mojet bit v roziske a liso u nego UZBESKOE hot ubey i reskovat on prosto budet kruglim durakom esli on esho s etim pasportom kuda nebut poedit. A uzbekskie pasport kak poluchesh nenujnali tebe OVIR vasa v nyom i kak eto vsyo delaetsya esli mojno napeshite pokankretney.

:D

pust on vishlet svoyu fotku i 100$ svoim rodstvennikam.next- passportniy stol, cherez 2 dnya passport, dhl to the UK...

zachem emu OVIR esli on tuda priletaet a ne viletaet? :lol: OVIR ento je razresheniye pokinut stranu middle earth mordoviyu, tipa dolgov pered voenkomatom i mvd net, ezjay hotc v gonduras ...

budut ego v tashkent aeroport pressovat', pust prigotovit 200-300$ :)

corsair
08-06-2006, 06:13 AM
nado emu noviy passport!

NozChik
08-06-2006, 06:22 AM
:D

pust on vishlet svoyu fotku i 100$ svoim rodstvennikam.next- passportniy stol, cherez 2 dnya passport, dhl to the UK...

zachem emu OVIR esli on tuda priletaet a ne viletaet? :lol: OVIR ento je razresheniye pokinut stranu middle earth mordoviyu, tipa dolgov pered voenkomatom i mvd net, ezjay hotc v gonduras ...

budut ego v tashkent aeroport pressovat', pust prigotovit 200-300$ :)

aha poedit on s pasportom kotorie bil napechatan tolko 3 dya nazad nu ti blin skazal :D :rolleyes: A nesprosyatli ego kakon viejal iz strani s etim pasportom OVIR davae. karoche eto ne vihod v Uzbekistane srazu na nego ugolovnoe delo otkroyut i nachnyotsya lishnie blah blah blah

Kanari
08-06-2006, 10:19 AM
Aha skazat legko .... U moyego passporta srok konchilsya...ne to chto za 100 daje za 500 ne sdelali??:rolleyes: Yesli ti znayesh gde tak legko bez sobstvennolichnogo yavleniya poluchit pass.....tak skaji pojaluysta.....Budu blagodarna...


:D

pust on vishlet svoyu fotku i 100$ svoim rodstvennikam.next- passportniy stol, cherez 2 dnya passport, dhl to the UK...

zachem emu OVIR esli on tuda priletaet a ne viletaet? :lol: OVIR ento je razresheniye pokinut stranu middle earth mordoviyu, tipa dolgov pered voenkomatom i mvd net, ezjay hotc v gonduras ...

budut ego v tashkent aeroport pressovat', pust prigotovit 200-300$ :)

ALkotA
08-06-2006, 12:22 PM
Taaak....
Mujichok resknul letet` tutda tak pust` resknyot i obratno.
EU passportom ya ne posovetovalbi.
Proverka Eu passportov delayut po raznomu. Litovci imeyut 2 vida passporta v danniy moment (stariy i noviy) i oni oba kotiruyutsya po evrope.
So starimi riska menshe , tak kak ono obichno regestriruyetsya . Stariye tokiyeje kak i nashi , kleyut foto. Novoye pechatuyutsya lazernimi stankami. No , regestracii v organax ne stoyat obichno (zavisemo kak slepili)
Noviye leviye knigi otlechit` ot realnogo trudno . Sekut obichno v immigration slujbax pri pomoshi lampi kotoraya visvechevayet zashutu passporta. Pri navodeniye lampi svetitsya nit` , konechno esli eto ne rezinka ot trusov.
Letet` ili exat` v Uzb s etim passportom bez shuma - gama nelegko.
V Uzb ego zasekut 100 % i natyanut za eto po strashnomu...
Po evrope uje immigracionnaya policiya kotoraya s zakritimi glazami otlechat Letovca , Latisha i Estonca s kelometra (doyutsya anketi dlya zapolneniya na rodnix yazikax).
Tak chto eto uje otpodayet.

Ne obroshatsya v policiyu toje ne poluchetsya esli hochet vernutsya s pomoshyu Uzb konsulstvo, tak kak oni pottverjdayut poteriyu passporta.
Mojno poyti v policiyu , vrubit` durochku i skazat` tipa " podskolznulsya , upal , poteryal soznaniye , ochnulsya UK !"
Oni sprosya kakim putyom popal v UK , skolko i chem zanemalsya . Tam vrode ne doljni dolgo derjat` . a potom uje delo s nashemi po nashemu . s nashemu legche , dal - vzyal .

Mojno esho poluchit` dublekat passporta iz Uzb , OVIR ne obyazatelno (polucheniya danniy moment po lyubomu ochen` slojno i dolgoye vremya zanemayet), esli zahochet mojet daje naresovat` v UK kartinu repina na knige s lyuboy datoy i tamom vassalom .

Udachi ! Hurmat ila

NozChik
08-06-2006, 01:21 PM
Privet. Vsem bolshoe spasibo. Vihod hotya on toje reskovannie no mi reshile poprobovat:) :?. Hammasi hudodan. Kto hochet uznat kakoe vihod pishite PM nehochu prosto oglashat ochen riskovanno:rolleyes: :D. Esli u kogo nebud budet briliantovaya i lyohkaya ideya, do seredinni sentyabrya pojalusta:)

corsair
08-06-2006, 02:17 PM
Privet. Vsem bolshoe spasibo. Vihod hotya on toje reskovannie no mi reshile poprobovat:) :?. Hammasi hudodan. Kto hochet uznat kakoe vihod pishite PM nehochu prosto oglashat ochen riskovanno:rolleyes: :D. Esli u kogo nebud budet briliantovaya i lyohkaya ideya, do seredinni sentyabrya pojalusta:)
CHEEKY, LOL :lol:
ya dumal emu eto nado ASAP a ne do seredini sentyabrya...
do seredini sentyabrya mojno tuda i obratno... :lol:

kak govril tovarish s butilkoy (avatar u nego takoy) riskovat emu s eu passport nelzya!


ugolovnoye delo emu v uzbekistane otkrivat ne budut. gde on narushil zakon? v UK! a UK ne trebuyut nakazaniye narushiteley grantci za predelami ee terretorii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a zachem nashey lyubimoy militcii nujna golovnaya bol'? budut ego pugat ugolvnim nakazaniyem chto bi dengi stresti.

emu nado zapomnit to chto bil on vo frantcii. zabralsya on v gruzovik edyashiy v Uk, cherz pol chesa pochuvstvoval to chto gruzovik na parome, cherz 4 chesa gruzovik ostanovilsya, on vibralsya i vse, welscome to the UK.
pust po obshaetsya s albantcami ili pochitaet istorii nelegalov v internete!
nado emu zapomnit portoviy gorod vo frantci!


all the best

let me know the result

XXL
08-06-2006, 02:29 PM
Oooochen interesna, chto je budet dalshe s nashim zemlyakom. pryam kak v serialah:D

Ismi familiaysini aytvoring, ozim aytvorman, ves MVD kutvoladi:D


Additional info for him, if he needs:

Port in France: Calais
Port in UKi: Dover
Lorry: Willy Betz, Norbert Dentresangge,
Time: 1 hour 40 min
Ferry: P&O, Seafrance

Vector
08-06-2006, 02:59 PM
Privet. Vsem bolshoe spasibo. Vihod hotya on toje reskovannie no mi reshile poprobovat:) :?. Hammasi hudodan. Kto hochet uznat kakoe vihod pishite PM nehochu prosto oglashat ochen riskovanno:rolleyes: :D. Esli u kogo nebud budet briliantovaya i lyohkaya ideya, do seredinni sentyabrya pojalusta:)

riskovat qimela bunaqa ishlada, tutilsa ketdi hisob. tinchkina eng bezopasniy yoli oldin etkanimde Ozbekistondan pasport qib berishsin, usha bilan borsin, boldi, ushanda hech kim uni 'track' qilomidi. qorqmela, anu nelegal pasportni vobshem yoq qvarsin...;)

corsair
08-06-2006, 03:28 PM
Oooochen interesna, chto je budet dalshe s nashim zemlyakom. pryam kak v serialah:D

Ismi familiaysini aytvoring, ozim aytvorman, ves MVD kutvoladi:D


Additional info for him, if he needs:

Port in France: Calais
Port in UKi: Dover
Lorry: Willy Betz, Norbert Dentresangge,
Time: 1 hour 40 min
Ferry: P&O, Seafrance
ne znayu smeyatsya ili ogorchatsya! :)
nado emu eto na izust'!
tolko vot nesoglasen ya s LORRY! ya bi ne zapomnil nazvaniye kompanii! Belaya kabina, chernaya rama, blue top! vezli unitazi, bilo na chem sidet'!
vo!

all the best

PS: shutka shutkoy, a cheloveku eto na vsyu jizn zapomnitsya.
ya bi pryamo poshel v uzb embassy, skazal bi poteryal passport, priehal s tur vizoy, davay dostavay iz shirokih shtanin passport mne zeleniy!

happyka
01-02-2007, 12:49 PM
Nozchik,maybe it's too late,lekin mani sizga maslahatim o'rtog'izga etin,tanish-bilishlarini ishga tushurib yangi passport osin,bu unchali qimmatamas,i daje passport ovotgan odami o'zi bo'lishiyam shartamas manimcha, yaxshisi shu o'zbekistondan passportimni yo'qotdim deb,yangilab osin,t.k. ozi o'zb.damas,shuninchun tanish-bilishlarini ishga sosin ,omad!:D