A Letter to Santa

[Nevidimka]

:lllllkkl:p:p:p:p

[Shirin_Qiz]

For me SONY TV :)

[W.I.Z.A.R.D]

Manga bitta shunaqasidan :P :)

BMW-M6

[zanjir]

2007 yildan ikkita istagim:
-Islom Karimov taxttan ketishini(saylovlar kelmoqda ahir) uning orniga yaxshi diyonatli inson president bolib vatanimizni kelajagini haqiqatan ham buyuk qilishini hohlar edim!
-Dunyoga urush balosini sochgan G.W.Bushni amerika ahli taxttan qulatishini, yevereylarni yer yutishini hohlardim!
niyatlarim sovuq lekin shularni juda juda hohlardim!

[UzLand]

2007 yildan ikkita istagim:
-Islom Karimov taxttan ketishini(saylovlar kelmoqda ahir) uning orniga yaxshi diyonatli inson president bolib vatanimizni kelajagini haqiqatan ham buyuk qilishini hohlar edim!
-Dunyoga urush balosini sochgan G.W.Bushni amerika ahli taxttan qulatishini, yevereylarni yer yutishini hohlardim!
niyatlarim sovuq lekin shularni juda juda hohlardim!

Уртоклар, бунака нарсаларни Санта-Пантадан эмас, худодан суранглар.

[zanjir]

Уртоклар, бунака нарсаларни Санта-Пантадан эмас, худодан суранглар.

santadan soramadim birodar 2007 dan tilagim dedima....;)

[dauphin]

Here is some other form of letter to Santa, but he looks like little upset from santa :)http://forum.arbuz.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=15851&stc=1&d=1164946857

[elDoraDo]

2007 yildan ikkita istagim:
-Islom Karimov taxttan ketishini(saylovlar kelmoqda ahir) uning orniga yaxshi diyonatli inson president bolib vatanimizni kelajagini haqiqatan ham buyuk qilishini hohlar edim!
-Dunyoga urush balosini sochgan G.W.Bushni amerika ahli taxttan qulatishini, yevereylarni yer yutishini hohlardim!
niyatlarim sovuq lekin shularni juda juda hohlardim!

:) rostan ham bitta yaxshi kishi otirsa hammasi yaxshi bolib ketadi deb oylaysizmi? santani ozidan sorab quya qoling ;)

[The Reaper]

Nice thread. Holiday wish list, I like. :D

What would I ask from Santa? Apart from some things I'll keep private, I'd say:

1) Magic pill for me to quit smoking.
2) Harley bike.
3) Year's supply of Guinness.

TR

[Maroon]

I love Santa. Sometimes I believe he exists. :D :D :D I don't care if you think i am crazy coz I am. :D :D :D


Dear Santa,

I want a

1)Vacheron Constantin Complication Ladies watch in Yellow Gold
2) I want a Volvo XC90 V8 or a Lexus GS 450 Hybrid. But Volvo is better because it is safer for my kids. :D If it works out, a Volvo XC90 hybrid would be great. Haha
3) A house in Capri and Monaco.
4) An enormous flat in London and Paris.

Uahahahah.

I have been a GREAT girl this year. Believe me!!!!!

[Brigadir]

Man ham yengi yil niyatlarimni sizlar bilan o'rtoqlashmoqchi edim-u, lekin shu threadning nomida santa manta degan so'zlar bo'lgani uchun hafsalam pir bo'p ketdi:( ...
Boshqacharoq nom bilan ochsa bo'larmidi threadni...
Allohga isongan Allohdan santaga ishongan santadan so'rab o'z niyatlarini o'rtoqlashardi...

[UzLand]

1)Vacheron Constantin Complication Ladies watch in Yellow Gold
2) I want a Volvo XC90 V8 or a Lexus GS 450 Hybrid. But Volvo is better because it is safer for my kids. :D If it works out, a Volvo XC90 hybrid would be great. Haha
3) A house in Capri and Monaco.
4) An enormous flat in London and Paris.


Wow, you, guys, are so materialistic! How about some health for your parents, extra happiness for your loved ones, prosperity for our country... or is it too much to ask Santa for?

[Maroon]

Wow, you, guys, are so materialistic! How about some health for your parents, extra happiness for your loved ones, prosperity for our country... or is it too much to ask Santa for?

Uzland, Santa is not who I should ask happiness and health for. For that I always ask God. Thank you. And God is the last being I will ask to get me a watch. For that, I have my husband.

Plus, this is not a serious thread. So peace out. ;)

[bacha]

Santa,
Please, don't give anything the above guys are asking. :)

[Maroon]

Santa,
Please, don't give anything the above guys are asking. :)

Aha. Vsyo emu day. :lol:

[bacha]

Aha. Vsyo emu day. :lol:

Less demand, more supply. ;)

But, Santa is the biggest lier.
Last year asked some stuff(worth about a million), and what happened during the year? Got more debts. I would love to catch one of those real Santas, and rob him.

[JoJ]

Vacheron Constantin Complication Ladies watch in Yellow Gold...Harley bike...Islom Karimov taxttan ketishini...BMW-M6....SONY TV

here it is

[UzLand]

Less demand, more supply. ;)

But, Santa is the biggest lier.
Last year asked some stuff(worth about a million), and what happened during the year? Got more debts. I would love to catch one of those real Santas, and rob him.

I think someone else had asked harder for those things and Santa took it from you and gave it to that person. That's how Santa works. Nothing is free:)

[UzLand]

Uzland, Santa is not who I should ask happiness and health for. For that I always ask God. Thank you. And God is the last being I will ask to get me a watch. For that, I have my husband.

Plus, this is not a serious thread. So peace out. ;)

God gave Santa...Santa gave a husband...Husband gives a watch:)

[NYyankNY]

Woy wu namuncha hammaga 1 narsa kerak ekan de ha
Hotin Er Havo Yomxer qor kerak mas mi :rolleyes:santadan ?

[Maroon]

Ufoooooooooooooooooooooooo. Munchaaaaaaaa hammela g'alati sizlar hamma narsani seryoz kilib olasizlar har doyim! :rolleyes:

[UzLand]

Ufoooooooooooooooooooooooo. Munchaaaaaaaa hammela g'alati sizlar hamma narsani seryoz kilib olasizlar har doyim! :rolleyes:

Ха, майли. Биз хам сурайлик. Сантажон, бизга зур, профессионал видеокамера бериб юбор. Шундоккина, эшикни остида ташлаб кетсанг хам майли. Лекин ташлаб кетгандан сунг дарровгина телефон килиб куй. Кушниларимиз сал эпчилрок:)

[Arhimed]

yangi yil kuni qor ob kesin santa

[NYyankNY]

Ufoooooooooooooooooooooooo. Munchaaaaaaaa hammela g'alati sizlar hamma narsani seryoz kilib olasizlar har doyim! :rolleyes:

Hazelashdim de Mrs
Mangayam 5 malika 1 princess kerak santa amaki :lol:

[SAMARKANDI!]

Qani Allah, Qani Allah Qani Allah, bunaqa narsada daje hazil ham qilib bomedi, tawba qildim delar (shirk). Allahdan boshqa hech kim hech qachon niyatlarni amalga oshirmedi. BU dinsiz, gayri dinlarni traditionlari singib ketgan qonimizga.

Uzb TV dayam huddi shu Allah yoq Karimovga rahmat dedi.

peace

p.s. hazilashmelar bunaqa narsalarda birodarlar

[Maroon]

NYyankNY o'zim sizga gozal gozal qizlardan topib beraman. :D Hahaha.

[Maroon]

Ti chto Martin, you are the first one the list!!!! Hudo Hohlasa sizga bita zor hotin topib beramiz. Maza qilib tepasiz. :lol:

[NYyankNY]

NYyankNY o'zim sizga gozal gozal qizlardan topib beraman. :D Hahaha.

Raxmat Raxmat Unda santa wish listtan
wish qilgan malikalarimni op tashlay mi :P

Tuxrisi manga Guzal qizlar kerak mas aqili odobli bolsa boldi sizga uxshaganlardan :)

[UzLand]

Tuxrisi manga Guzal qizlar kerak mas aqili odobli bolsa boldi sizga uxshaganlardan :)

Сиз бу билан Mrs. Reaper гузал киз эмас демокчимисиз?:twisted:

[SAMARKANDI!]

ImitationWhether Joking or Being serious is still imitation.


“... And if any amongst you takes them [Jews and Christians] as Awliyaa’ [friends, helpers]), then surely, he is one of them…”

[al-Maa’idah 5:51]

This is similar to the view of ‘Abd-Allaah ibn ‘Amr who said: “Whoever settles in the land of the mushrikeen and celebrates their Nawroz (new year) and Mahrajaan (festival) and imitates them until he dies will be gathered with them on the Day of Resurrection.” This may be interpreted as referring to absolute imitation which implies kufr and as meaning that imitation in part is therefore haraam; or it may be interpreted as meaning that he is one of them to the extent that he imitates them, whether it is in ideas of kufr, sin or partaking in a ritual. It was narrated from Ibn ‘Umar that the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) forbade imitating the non-Arabs and said, “Whoever imitates a people is one of them.” This was also mentioned by al-Qaadi Abu Ya’laa.

[Frida]

I love Santa. Sometimes I believe he exists. :D :D :D I don't care if you think i am crazy coz I am. :D :D :D


Dear Santa,

I want a

1)Vacheron Constantin Complication Ladies watch in Yellow Gold
2) I want a Volvo XC90 V8 or a Lexus GS 450 Hybrid. But Volvo is better because it is safer for my kids. :D If it works out, a Volvo XC90 hybrid would be great. Haha
3) A house in Capri and Monaco.
4) An enormous flat in London and Paris.

Uahahahah.

I have been a GREAT girl this year. Believe me!!!!!

Santa sanga yozyapman, The Reaper san eshitgin bo'libdiku. :D

[NYyankNY]

Сиз бу билан Mrs. Reaper гузал киз эмас демокчимисиз?:twisted:

Shaxriyorni 1ta ashulasi yodimga tushdi
Nima Boldi ayt nima boldi sanga nimaboldi :lol:

Uzlandbek ha bizada Turmushga chiqan qizlarn aqili odopli diyiladi
Qanaqasiga man Guzal diman berowni umer yoldoshini :rolleyes:
MRS.Reaper Guzaligda betakror Guzallar ;)

[NYyankNY]

ImitationWhether Joking or Being serious is still imitation.


“... And if any amongst you takes them [Jews and Christians] as Awliyaa’ [friends, helpers]), then surely, he is one of them…”

[al-Maa’idah 5:51]

This is similar to the view of ‘Abd-Allaah ibn ‘Amr who said: “Whoever settles in the land of the mushrikeen and celebrates their Nawroz (new year) and Mahrajaan (festival) and imitates them until he dies will be gathered with them on the Day of Resurrection.” This may be interpreted as referring to absolute imitation which implies kufr and as meaning that imitation in part is therefore haraam; or it may be interpreted as meaning that he is one of them to the extent that he imitates them, whether it is in ideas of kufr, sin or partaking in a ritual. It was narrated from Ibn ‘Umar that the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) forbade imitating the non-Arabs and said, “Whoever imitates a people is one of them.” This was also mentioned by al-Qaadi Abu Ya’laa.

SAMARKANDI akan chi shut :rolleyes:
Qoying shu santa keladigan arafada topalong qilmang chaxli chiqip kelmay qoladi santa :lol:

[UzLand]

SAMARKANDI akan chi shut :rolleyes:
Qoying shu santa keladigan arafada topalong qilmang chaxli chiqip kelmay qoladi santa :lol:

Утган йили Сантадан хапа булган шекилли:)

[NYyankNY]

Утган йили Сантадан хапа булган шекилли:)

:lool: shunaqa shikilik uzi :lol:

[Maroon]

Samarkandiiiiii,

Go and mind your own business. People are old enough to make their own decisions.

Upcoming merry christmas! :lol:

[NozChik]

WOW i like this thread:D
spisok kotta Santa bobo:cool:
Jal u menya net The Reapera bumasa manam Moshin poshin deb yozardim. Poka mogu tolko napesat to chto ya sama smogu dobitsya s pomoshyu Santa :-)

1. Scholarship, OXFORD UNI;)
1. New laptop
1.UK Driving licence
1. 9 in IELTS:uups:
1. Evro millions yutsam bir marta buldi:lol:

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[NozChik]

Samarkandiiiiii,

Go and mind your own business. People are old enough to make their own decisions.

Upcoming merry christmas! :lol:
Thanks;)

Marry Xmas Honey. Be happy with ur family:D

[UzLand]

WOW i like this thread:D
spisok kotta Santa bobo:cool:

1. Scholarship, OXFORD UNI;)
1. New laptop
1.UK Driving licence
1. 9 in IELTS:uups:
1. Evro millions yutsam bir marta buldi:lol:

Охиридан бошламабсизда. Бир миллион евро булса, руйхатдагиларнинг колганлари автоматик равишда буладику:)

[NozChik]

Охиридан бошламабсизда. Бир миллион евро булса, руйхатдагиларнинг колганлари автоматик равишда буладику:)

Aha tugri etasiz:cool:

Aka ma realist:D

Ohirgisiga etishaman deganlar kupde shunga "Yahshi niyat yarim davlat" deb ohiriga yozib kuedim:D ;)

[Maroon]

One of my fav Christmas songs:

I don't a want a lot for Christmas, there is just one thing I need. I don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree I just want you for my own more than you could ever know. Make my wish come true...All I want for Christmas is YOUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HoHoHo!!!

[StU]

Dear Santa,

pls send just one baby for this X-mas :P.

P.S: Mrs. Reaper - perenyala moy stile. Ya to dumala vy vmeste s tovarishem Reaperom - Gothy :lol:

[Maroon]

Studentin: I used have this when I was Maroon. :D I love it so much. Endiiii Goth bolib odami joniga tegadi de. Ozgina stilniyroq bolaylik.

[melo]

Dear Santa,

pls send just one baby for this X-mas :P.

P.S: Mrs. Reaper - perenyala moy stile. Ya to dumala vy vmeste s tovarishem Reaperom - Gothy :lol:

no more renting for you? :D I thought we had a deal. :lol:

[NozChik]

Dear Santa,

pls send just one baby for this X-mas :P.

P.S: Mrs. Reaper - perenyala moy stile. Ya to dumala vy vmeste s tovarishem Reaperom - Gothy :lol:

Voy dod kungillari Babyni tusab qoldimi:D Urrreeeeyyyyy tuy yaqinlashyapti demak:cool:

Adash Babyni Santadan emas Pochamdan surash kerek :D :P ;)

[Globaluz]

LOL, вот это даа, Mrs Reaper, вот ты своего супруга загрузила. The Reaperu есть над чем работать !:D

Feldbush avatari хали хам лаптопда йотибтими ?:D

Хочу волшебную палочку от Санты шоб в следующий раз больше его не загружать такими пустяками, можно потом самому перейти на профессию Санты ! Хах :lol:

I love Santa. Sometimes I believe he exists. :D :D :D I don't care if you think i am crazy coz I am. :D :D :D

Dear Santa,

I want a

1)Vacheron Constantin Complication Ladies watch in Yellow Gold
2) I want a Volvo XC90 V8 or a Lexus GS 450 Hybrid. But Volvo is better because it is safer for my kids. :D If it works out, a Volvo XC90 hybrid would be great. Haha
3) A house in Capri and Monaco.
4) An enormous flat in London and Paris.

Uahahahah.

I have been a GREAT girl this year. Believe me!!!!!

[StU]

Mrs. Reaper: endi janob Reaperga ham obnovkalardan olib bering

Atpaint: yes we had a deal, but you still haven't send me your sweety :(

Nozka: Endi X-mas ku - Santadan surab ko'ray birinchi :lol:

[Maroon]

GlobalUz: Mani avataram Feldbushi oldida MISS GALAXY. :D

Working is good exercise for the brain. I never asked him to marry me. His problem now. :D :D

[Globaluz]

нима фарки бор бир хил юз, этмасенам ажрата олмиман, хах :D, well more better than Verona!:)
GlobalUz: Mani avataram Feldbushi oldida MISS GALAXY. :D

Working is good exercise for the brain. I never asked him to marry me. His problem now. :D :D

[Maroon]

Mrs. Reaper: endi janob Reaperga ham obnovkalardan olib bering


Pulim yoq. :lol: His Blackness turns me on. :twisted: :twisted:

[Maroon]

нима фарки бор бир хил юз, этмасенам ажрата олмиман, хах :D

Mayli yanga yilga bita lupa yuvoraman Germaniyaga. :lol:

[Globaluz]

не лучше не надо, на телескоп попадешь, лучше фото:)
Mayli yanga yilga bita lupa yuvoraman Germaniyaga. :lol:

[Maroon]

Ya esho bi hotela duet s Xavier Naidoo. Raznici netu kakuyu pesnyu,esli vibirat to " Bist du am Leben interessiert" :inlove:

[StU]

Ya esho bi hotela duet s Xavier Naidoo. Raznici netu kakuyu pesnyu,esli vibirat to " Bist du am Leben interessiert" :inlove:

tebe nravitsa etot UROD????? U menya na nego takaya alllllergiya mamaaaaaaa. Golosok - preprativniy

[SAMARKANDI!]

Samarkandiiiiii,

Go and mind your own business. People are old enough to make their own decisions.

Upcoming merry christmas! :lol:

Well i AM minding my business, part of it is to let u know. Now u can do whatever u want:) u can even adopt Santa:lol:

Say merry christmas to ur husband:)


p.s. being old enough doesnt suffice to comprehend the mistake

[SAMARKANDI!]

Утган йили Сантадан хапа булган шекилли:)

So, are u playing Santa this year for your kids, oldman:lol: UZSANTA:D

[Maroon]

tebe nravitsa etot UROD????? U menya na nego takaya alllllergiya mamaaaaaaa. Golosok - preprativniy

Zuuuuuuur. Urod emas. Dahshat!!!! :cool:

Samarkandi: I can adopt him, but adapting him will be hard. :lol:

Hay, maylash.Tubayam Merry Christmas JURA.

[zanjir]

Well i AM minding my business, part of it is to let u know. Now u can do whatever u want:) u can even adapt Santa:lol:

Say merry christmas to ur husband:)

agar bilsez poda(kop sigirlar yoki qoylar) qatga ketsa oddiy(befahm) odamlar ergashadi ularni ichida aqqli yoki oz fikriga ega bolganlari ajralib chiqadi.
agar shu ketishda ketsa kongillari volvo istagan kenneyi nexia minib qosala yengi yilda Santani Hudo bilan ham almashtirvoradi, eriga marry christmas deyish u yogda tursin. chalkashib ketgan bandalarini ozi togri yolga boshlasin!

[SAMARKANDI!]

agar bilsez poda(kop sigirlar yoki qoylar) qatga ketsa oddiy(befahm) odamlar ergashadi ularni ichida aqqli yoki oz fikriga ega bolganlari ajralib chiqadi.
agar shu ketishda ketsa kongillari volvo istagan kenneyi nexia minib qosala yengi yilda Santani Hudo bilan ham almashtirvoradi, eriga marry christmas deyish u yogda tursin. chalkashib ketgan bandalarini ozi togri yolga boshlasin!


Bu narsa alla qachon bobugan, buni brainwashing deb etadi, Western values, standards, social sets are deeply injected into their minds. It is very hard to expect any good reaction if u try to wake them up. It is in their blood. they call it freedom, yet they are trapped in those Western values, they call it modern, yet they want Allah help them.

This goes slowly but surely, thats where eventually the whole uzbkistan might go if not stop this in someway.

See the reaction, how deep it infected.

May Allah help us all

[Maroon]

agar bilsez poda(kop sigirlar yoki qoylar) qatga ketsa oddiy(befahm) odamlar ergashadi ularni ichida aqqli yoki oz fikriga ega bolganlari ajralib chiqadi.
agar shu ketishda ketsa kongillari volvo istagan kenneyi nexia minib qosala yengi yilda Santani Hudo bilan ham almashtirvoradi, eriga marry christmas deyish u yogda tursin. chalkashib ketgan bandalarini ozi togri yolga boshlasin!

Ne perejivai. Esli uje poshlo na eto uvajaemiy zanjir, hochu skazat chto dlya menya slava Bogu imet Volvo vse ravno chto imet noski no v otlichiye ot tebya ya ne pridayu etim vesham takogo vajnogo vnimaniya.

Dlya menya etot thread shutka a dlya tebya vidimo jizneno vajno.:rolleyes:

Nauchis na veshi smotret po proshe.

P.S Mashina ne roskash a sredstvo peredvijenie. Ezdila ya toje na nexie paru mesyacov. I kak videte menya eto ne ubila. A voobshe lublu pishkom hodit.

[NozChik]

agar bilsez poda(kop sigirlar yoki qoylar) qatga ketsa oddiy(befahm) odamlar ergashadi ularni ichida aqqli yoki oz fikriga ega bolganlari ajralib chiqadi.
agar shu ketishda ketsa kongillari volvo istagan kenneyi nexia minib qosala yengi yilda Santani Hudo bilan ham almashtirvoradi, eriga marry christmas deyish u yogda tursin. chalkashib ketgan bandalarini ozi togri yolga boshlasin!


Skolko v lyudyah zavesti umiret mojno:evil: yakinda zaharlanasilar bohar bulilar:D :

[zanjir]

Ne perejivai. Esli uje poshlo na eto uvajaemiy zanjir, hochu skazat chto dlya menya slava Bogu imet Volvo vse ravno chto imet noski no v otlichiye ot tebya ya ne pridayu etim vesham takogo vajnogo vnimaniya.

Dlya menya etot thread shutka a dlya tebya vidimo jizneno vajno.:rolleyes:

Nauchis na veshi smotret po proshe.

P.S Mashina ne roskash a sredstvo peredvijenie. Ezdila ya toje na nexie paru mesyacov. I kak videte menya eto ne ubila. A voobshe lublu pishkom hodit.

maladec!
undanam qichigini hayden, kegin yana zorini!
v otlichiyi ot menya .....!
man bilan sizni umuman solishtirib bomidi chunki avvalom bor siz qiz bolasiz!
agar boyman deb kokregizga urvokkan bosez avvalom bor ozbekcha gapirib shukur qilishni organing Hudo holasa hayrini beradi!

moshina roskash qigan manamas sizsiz!

[zanjir]

Skolko v lyudyah zavesti umiret mojno:evil: yakinda zaharlanasilar bohar bulilar:D :

bu korolmaslik emas mrs ni samarkandiga qilgan gapidan kelib chiqdim,
man hasad qimiman havas qilaman!
shunchaki Uzland etganide santa bilan Hud chalkashtirvormeylik yana samarkandi eslatib qoygani uchun uni clean ur mind demelik ddim holos!
notogri hulosa qilibsiz mani postimdan!

[Maroon]

агар боыман деб кокрегизга урвоккан босез аввалом бор озбекча гапириб шукур эилишни органинг Худо холаса хаырини беради!

Hudoga Shukur!!!!! Spasibo svoim roditelyam chto oni postaralis chto bi ya jila v dostatkah. I Day Bog Ya tak je postaraus chto bi moi deti jili v takih je usloviyah. I takje etogo jelau kajdomu na etom svete! A vi tovarish, ne uchite chto mne govorit i chto delat, ya sama prekrasno znayu, mojet i poetomu vezet v jizni! V otlichiye ot vas esli chelovek zahochet daje Bugatti ya emu po jelau chto bi u nego takih bilo 100 esli ne bolshe tak kak menya ne volnuet chto chelovek hochet ili imeet. Samoe glavnoe chto bi on sam bil shastliv s tem chto imeet.


мошина роскаш эиган манамас сизсиз!

Санта манга шу мошинани New yearga бергин дипми? Santa is fake character. Now get a life and peace out.

[Maroon]

Jeez, people can't even goof around here without being attacked. Get laid seriously.

I feel that half of the forum users are sexually repressed.

[Iqbol]

I love Santa. Sometimes I believe he exists. :D :D :D I don't care if you think i am crazy coz I am. :D :D :D


Dear Santa,

I want a

1)Vacheron Constantin Complication Ladies watch in Yellow Gold
2) I want a Volvo XC90 V8 or a Lexus GS 450 Hybrid. But Volvo is better because it is safer for my kids. :D If it works out, a Volvo XC90 hybrid would be great. Haha
3) A house in Capri and Monaco.
4) An enormous flat in London and Paris.

Uahahahah.

I have been a GREAT girl this year. Believe me!!!!!
Ms Reaper shuncha narsa so'rapsizu, bitta eng keraklisi qop ketipti, hozir mobile'siz hayot bo'larkanmi. So'rasez mana bunaqasini so'reng, faqat Santa o'zini osip qo'ymasa bo'ldi buni qaysi pulimga oberaman dep :)

http://www.futurebytes.ch/images/stories/2006/07/goldvish-four.jpg

[Maroon]

Ms Reaper shuncha narsa so'rapsizu, bitta eng keraklisi qop ketipti, hozir mobile'siz hayot bo'larkanmi. So'rasez mana bunaqasini so'reng, faqat Santa o'zini osip qo'ymasa bo'ldi buni qaysi pulimga oberaman dep :)

http://www.futurebytes.ch/images/stories/2006/07/goldvish-four.jpg

Eee Potato aka, nimaga shunaqa telepon kerek? Devolga osib qoyishgami?

Shu million dollarli telepon mi?


I would only take it If I had warranty that would give me a new phone everytime I lost it or it was stolen or else I would have a heart attack if it happened. :lol:

Shu telefonga bita Bugatti bosa boldi. :cool:

[Iqbol]

Eee Potato aka, nimaga shunaqa telepon kerek? Devolga osib qoyishgami?

Shu million dollarli telepon mi?


I would only take it If I had warranty that would give me a new phone everytime I lost it or it was stolen or else I would have a heart attack if it happened. :lol:

Shu telefonga bita Bugatti bosa boldi. :cool:

Bir million dep juda pastga urvormang, hozir hech kim qaramey qo'ygan unaqalariga, bir millionlikni yaqinda serial productio'nga qo'yishadi. Buni narhi 1.4 mln euro yani ikki million dollardan sal kamroq. Buni osez juda pratique'da birillinatlarizni anavu pastda turgan secret compartiment'iga yashirip qo'ysez bo'ladi. Bugattini endin The Reaper ham u bu narsa obersinda, juda Santaga ogir qiptashamelar endi, oz moz puli qosa, afrikali bollarga kanpit manpit oberadi.

[Iqbol]

Eee Potato aka, nimaga shunaqa telepon kerek? Devolga osib qoyishgami?

Shu million dollarli telepon mi?


I would only take it If I had warranty that would give me a new phone everytime I lost it or it was stolen or else I would have a heart attack if it happened. :lol:

Shu telefonga bita Bugatti bosa boldi. :cool:
Buyog'idan havotir omeng, o'ziz aqlli qizsizku. Bunaqa telefon chiqargan, u har hil holatlarni ham oldindan ko'rip choralari bilan chiqariladi...

[Maroon]

Bir million dep juda pastga urvormang, hozir hech kim qaramey qo'ygan unaqalariga, bir millionlikni yaqinda serial productio'nga qo'yishadi. Buni narhi 1.4 mln euro yani ikki million dollardan sal kamroq. Buni osez juda pratique'da birillinatlarizni anavu pastda turgan secret compartiment'iga yashirip qo'ysez bo'ladi. Bugattini endin The Reaper ham u bu narsa obersinda, juda Santaga ogir qiptashamelar endi, oz moz puli qosa, afrikali bollarga kanpit manpit oberadi.

Man shu bita Volvo soradim bolarim safe yurishsin dip.Shunagayam shuncha bozor. Hozir Bugatti bosin disam tomom ku! :lol:

Some people ask for M6 but don't get the reaction I get. Probably people enjoy arguing with me. :D Hahaha.

[Iqbol]

Man shu bita Volvo soradim bolarim safe yurishsin dip.Shunagayam shuncha bozor. Hozir Bugatti bosin disam tomom ku! :lol:

Some people ask for M6 but don't get the reaction I get. Probably people enjoy arguing with me. :D Hahaha.

Endi hamma har hil, etibor bermaselar hech qanaqa muammo bo'mediyu o'zi.
Ho'sh bitta goldvish ham bo'sinmi endi, bo'masa hozir upakovkani skochlavorishadi

[Maroon]

Endi hamma har hil, etibor bermaselar hech qanaqa muammo bo'mediyu o'zi.
Ho'sh bitta goldvish ham bo'sinmi endi, bo'masa hozir upakovkani skochlavorishadi

Mayli. Sizdan podarkami? :lol:

[Iqbol]

Mayli. Sizdan podarkami? :lol:

Pourquoi pas :)

[Maroon]

Pourquoi pas :)

D'accord!!! Quand?

[Iqbol]

D'accord!!! Quand?
Tres bientot, inchaallah! Il faut attendre le retour de Santa de l'Afrique, il attend le neige la bas, des qu'il neige partout la bas, il pourra distribuer ses kados. Apres, ca sera votre tour :lol:

[Maroon]

Tres bientot, inchaallah! Il faut attendre le retour de Santa de l'Afrique, il attend le neige la bas, des qu'il neige partout la bas, il pourra distribuer ses kados. Apres, ca sera votre tour :lol:

:lool: O.K.

[Iqbol]

:lool: O.K.
il faut pas rigoler, sinon, santa pourrait donner portable à qqn d'autre, plus sage :)

[Iceman]

i want to get married in the coming new year...
and i want my parents to be healthy and as happy as ever.

today: the city i am in is like a miserable boring prison cell. raining all day....
i want sunshine from Santa! :)

[NYyankNY]

D'accord!!! Quand?

Man hamma wish listni op tashladim sizga ishanip ha MRS.reaper :P
Guzal aqili odopli qizlar topip beraman didiz ha :)

[Iqbol]

Man hamma wish listni op tashladim sizga ishanip ha MRS.reaper :P
Guzal aqili odopli qizlar topip beraman didiz ha :)
nechta bo'sin?

[zanjir]

Hudoga Shukur!!!!! Spasibo svoim roditelyam chto oni postaralis chto bi ya jila v dostatkah. I Day Bog Ya tak je postaraus chto bi moi deti jili v takih je usloviyah. I takje etogo jelau kajdomu na etom svete! A vi tovarish, ne uchite chto mne govorit i chto delat, ya sama prekrasno znayu, mojet i poetomu vezet v jizni! V otlichiye ot vas esli chelovek zahochet daje Bugatti ya emu po jelau chto bi u nego takih bilo 100 esli ne bolshe tak kak menya ne volnuet chto chelovek hochet ili imeet. Samoe glavnoe chto bi on sam bil shastliv s tem chto imeet.



Санта манга шу мошинани New yearga бергин дипми? Santa is fake character. Now get a life and peace out.

eee yashen doim shunaqa bolin!
kegin qaytarib etaman manga ozizni solishtirmen man sizga siz esa manga teng bolomisiz!
bahtli bolin!
peace...

[Globaluz]

Все правильно, как сказала выше Mrs Reaper, надо смотреть на вещи и проблемы в жизни проще, даже если большие проблемы. Тема шуточная, новогодняя для поднятия настроения (поэтому во Флейм перенесли), а верят конечно все и просят не от Санты, а от всевышнего и решают проблемы сами.

Так что продолжаем большой список для Санты, надеясь, что кошелек у него такой же большой как и широкая душа. Хах : )

[UzLand]

when i was playing soccer in DC, there were alot of nice uzbek guys and i havent seen any stuck ups there, strange must be new one



May be you haven't looked in the mirror in a long time...and the reason you didn't see any stuck-up besides yourself is because others probably have already given up hope on you:)

[erkak#1]

Lekin bechara santani ja joniga tegadigan bo'ldiylade :lool:

[UzLand]

I want more hours in a day!:D

I guess for more sleep, huh? But you know what, even if there were 48 hours in a day, it still would not be enough.

[elDoraDo]

I want more hours in a day!:D

I share this wish
16-17 hours awake
10 hours sleep.

and Happy Fleet on DVD as I've said somewhere before, um.... Airbus, the smallest is okay, and its lifetime worldwide free service and hosting, and um.... that would be okay so far. so if anyone sees him, let him about this. appreciate ;)

[Guardian]

Brilliant thread, very amusing. An Acer for me would be good, dear Santa. :D Please, don't forget to call me while delivering, my neighbours are cheekier then UzLand's.


Dear Santa (http://www.ebrey.org.uk/site/funnies/Chris%20Moyles%20-%20Santa%20Stan.mp3)(the rest of my letter) :lol:

[JoJ]

Скутер И Самоход На Снегу :Д

[Unique]

I would ask him to fix such idiots, who exist around us.

[Iceman]

Santa bring happiness back to serene, everytime i read her posts today she sounds very angry with someone!

Santa, hafa bo'lasana etganimmi qimasen...

OK, serene, seriously hammasi tinchlikmi a? ko'ngilni keng qiling bundoq a.. qarib qolasiz bunaqada...

[erkak#1]

Santa bring happiness back to serene, everytime i read her posts today she sounds very angry with someone!

Santa, hafa bo'lasana etganimmi qimasen...

OK, serene, seriously hammasi tinchlikmi a? ko'ngilni keng qiling bundoq a.. qarib qolasiz bunaqada...

Somebody already tried to be a Santa... but she didn't want it...

or well... she asked for a lil bit of time... maybe she was waiting for Xmas... :)

[NYyankNY]

NYyankNY o'zim sizga gozal gozal qizlardan topib beraman. :D Hahaha.

2Hafta boldi kutyapman u -- Yanna qancha kutaman :( :?

[Nevidimka]

Bu sizlarga Santadan Xmasgacha bolgan birinchi sovgasi korilar rosa qotasizlar:)) Shu linkni copy qilib bir korilar juda ham kulgili Santa maymunlarni ham Ozbekchada gapiradigan qilib yobordi!!!!!!!!:P

http://www.careerbuilder.com/monk-e-mail/Default.aspx?mid=17035605&cbRecursionCnt=1&cbsid=3b47a921388a430e99c0c114ead8fa86-219004825-RD-4

[Aldrina]

Диэ Санта,
Принеси Счасться И Благополучия Нашей Семье В Новый Год...

ПиЭс.И Ноутбук В Подарок :)

[dilorom]

the other day my teacher was talking about her 5 year old daughter.. it was really cute..this is what she said..her daughter asked her if she had been listening to her mother..and then my teacher was like "yes you have been" and then her daughter made this gesture of going "whew" with her hand..she was like "Oh Thank God cuz I told Santa I was and I didn't want to lie" isn't that adorable...well u had to be there...:D

[CoolAir]

Santa klau podari mne bol`shoy beliy krugliy s zelennimi pyanami samoletik kak u betmana , nu tam eshe che nit` po melochi baksi tonn 5 , nu eshe tam etu chernen`kuyu iz viagri , jdu

[Jikiy]

Дорогая Санта!
Да-да Именно Дорогая! Не Могу Свыкнуться С Мыслью что Ты Это Старый Бухой Дед, На Оленях! я Хочу Надеятся, что Ты 2метровая Стройная Брюнетка На Бентли С 12-ю Подружками Разных Рас И Национальностей!
я Хочу Тебя Попросить Приехать Приехать Ко Мне И Остаться Со Мной Навсегда, И Исполнять Только Обязанности По Дому! Ну Если Ты Будешь Занята На Ёлках И Т.п. В Рождественские Дни, То Прошу Не Забирай С Собой 12 Подружек!
Исполни Мое Желание В Полночь, я Буду Ждать!

Пэ.Сэ. Кулэйр, Нахера Тебе Та черненькая Из Виагры? Лучше Виагру И Всех черненьких!-)))

[CoolAir]

Пэ.Сэ. Кулэйр, Нахера Тебе Та черненькая Из Виагры? Лучше Виагру И Всех черненьких!-)))

A eto ideya . Slish santa koroche chernuyu iz viagri zaberi sebe , mne vsex bab kotorix dostanesh davay nu te 12 podrujek lana otday `` Jikiy `` a i nu eto ... kak ee toli adrenalin toli aldrina koroche tam na neskol`ko postvov vihe ey eto..... schastya otday nemnojko prosit deochkaya , jdet , nedeitsya

[Asian_girl]

Dear Santa,

I want just one thing, one-way ticket u know where, whom to and why...may my wish come true...:)

[UzLand]

Dear Santa,

I want just one thing, one-way ticket u know where, whom to and why...may my wish come true...:)

We will all get one-way ticket someday:twisted:

[inDecision]

I need time machine for new year and nothing else. please:D

[Proserpina]

Oyi oyi oyijoney boshkinamo og'ridi


http://www.careerbuilder.com/monk-e-mail/Default.aspx?mid=17124325&cbRecursionCnt=1&cbsid=bf453d4fe74941a4954a0cd1254de708-219250179-X4-2

[eBouncer]

Ahmm...Santa called...says most of forum users have been very naughty...Well, he is the one making a list and checking it twice and apparently has a database with information who has been "you-know-what" and nice... I wouldn't argue with the guy in red suit.. :)

[Asian_girl]

We will all get one-way ticket someday:twisted:

Omg...sounds optimistic.:lol: :lol: :lol:

[zanjir]

Oyi oyi oyijoney boshkinamo og'ridi


http://www.careerbuilder.com/monk-e-mail/Default.aspx?mid=17124325&cbRecursionCnt=1&cbsid=bf453d4fe74941a4954a0cd1254de708-219250179-X4-2

siz santani qizi bosez kerede a? hammani listlarini korurib maymunlaniyam yiglatibsiz boshginam ogridiey deb:)

[PHOENIX]

Дорогая Санта!
Да-да Именно Дорогая! Не Могу Свыкнуться С Мыслью что Ты Это Старый Бухой Дед, На Оленях! я Хочу Надеятся, что Ты 2метровая Стройная Брюнетка На Бентли С 12-ю Подружками Разных Рас И Национальностей!


Hehe a ya s ney uje poznakomilsya... daje sfotkat'sya uspel... hotya u nee ne bylo 12 podrujek, no tem ne menee. ;) :D

[StU]

Hehe a ya s ney uje poznakomilsya... daje sfotkat'sya uspel... hotya u nee ne bylo 12 podrujek, no tem ne menee. ;) :D

does she lool like this one? :?

[PHOENIX]

does she lool like this one? :?

Оказыцца, 2003 года снегурка была лучше :D

Подружка, можно ее по Федексу отправить, а? Мы тут своими способами ее быстренько переквалифицируем в снегурку 2007-го. :D

[UzLand]

Ahmm...Santa called...says most of forum users have been very naughty...Well, he is the one making a list and checking it twice and apparently has a database with information who has been "you-know-what" and nice... I wouldn't argue with the guy in red suit.. :)

Сантани компьютерини hack киламизми?:)

[Lady_G]

Сантани компьютерини hack киламизми?:)
Shunaqa qisaizchi :)

[UzLand]

Shunaqa qisaizchi :)

Биронтасини совгасини урнига сизга 2-3 та совга кушиб куяйми компига-а?:)

[PHOENIX]

Биронтасини совгасини урнига сизга 2-3 та совга кушиб куяйми компига-а?:)

Qarengchi, "LadyG: Legend (1 шт)" deb yozilgan joyi bo'lishi kere. O'sha 1ni 4 qib qo'ying, boshi osmonga yetsin. :D

[Lady_G]

Биронтасини совгасини урнига сизга 2-3 та совга кушиб куяйми компига-а?:)ayyy shunaqa qiseiz zo'r bo'lardi :D

Qarengchi, "LadyG: Legend (1 шт)" deb yozilgan joyi bo'lishi kere. O'sha 1ni 4 qib qo'ying, boshi osmonga yetsin. :Dhey bilmagan/bo'magan narseni gapiraverasanmi? :evil:

[UzLand]

Qarengchi, "LadyG: Legend (1 шт)" deb yozilgan joyi bo'lishi kere. O'sha 1ni 4 qib qo'ying, boshi osmonga yetsin. :D

Яна кушиб-езиш денг:)

[Lady_G]

Яна кушиб-езиш денг:)
neee manga hech kim keremidi :evil:, uni gapiga qariyvermang siz, aldavotti :evil:

man o'Zim sizga spiska beraman :D

[PHOENIX]

hey bilmagan/bo'magan narseni gapiraverasanmi? :evil:

Ana holos, sovg'aniyam tagi oldi... :D

[PHOENIX]

Яна кушиб-езиш денг:)

Yo', oka, unda Legendni o'rniga PHOENIX dib yozib qo'ying siz, kutilmagan sovg'a bo'sin. :lool:

[Legend]

Yo', oka, unda Legendni o'rniga PHOENIX dib yozib qo'ying siz, kutilmagan sovg'a bo'sin. :lool:
Chunmadim,nima qib mani spiskalaringa aralashtirvossanla? Ozlarin hal qivurlarin.

[PHOENIX]

Chunmadim,nima qib mani spiskalaringa aralashtirvossanla? Ozlarin hal qivurlarin.

Mashunaqqib chunmiy o'tirurasiz :D
Qatta ko'rdiz aralashtirilvotganizzi? Naoborot obtashavommizayu... :lool:

[eBouncer]

Uzland, Santani komputerini "hack" qilsa bo'ladi. Chances are he is running Oracle, so "SQL Injection" baby, here I come :)

[Legend]

I want "American Express" Black :D

[The Reaper]

I want "American Express" Black :D

Here you go. Use it wisely. With great card comes great responsibility. :D

http://img279.imageshack.us/img279/206/amexblackyh6.jpg

Buy me some beer too.

TR

[StU]

alll i want is you this X-mas :devilish:

[Legend]

Here you go. Use it wisely. With great card comes great responsibility. :D

http://img279.imageshack.us/img279/206/amexblackyh6.jpg

Buy me some beer too.

TR

Thanx Santa :D . I got it way before the Holidays ah, how about that :D

I got ur beer covered, guiness right? Gimme ur shipping address and I will ship it to you , somewhere in the North Pole? :)

[The Reaper]

Thanx Santa :D . I got it way before the Holidays ah, how about that :D

I got ur beer covered, guiness right? Gimme ur shipping address and I will ship it to you , somewhere in the North Pole? :)


Yes, Guinness.
You can just leave it outside the door, me and Toothfairy will be in your neighborhood. She's shy and got some teeth to pick up, and I got presents to hand out! :D

TR

[Legend]

Yes, Guinness.
You can just leave it outside the door, me and Toothfairy will be in your neighborhood. She's shy and got some teeth to pick up, and I got presents to hand out! :D

TR

I hope it isn't insulting you Santa, that I misspelled your favourite beer :D

[The Reaper]

I hope it isn't insulting you Santa, that I misspelled your favourite beer :D

http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/6864/exorcistql4.jpg

TR

[lobar]

Anaqa, qanaqa spiska to'risida gap ketvoti?
Santa qani? nimala bo'votti o'zi betta a? explain pliizzzzzzzz

[Пушкарева]

Santa, I wish:

- Ever-lasting health for my parents,
- Mom be here with me for a graduation ceremony,
- One big happiness,
- One lil happiness,
- A job that I'll love.

I did behave good. So please fillfil them all. Thank you.

[Lady_G]

Santajon,

man juda yahshi qiz bo'ldim shu yili, rostdan angelochka edim (aytganlarimi qip berseng bundan keyin ham shunaqa yahshi qiz bo'p qolaman :D) :cool:, endi mani galim, mani tilaklarimiyam bajarsang zo'r ish bo'lardi :D

[erkak#1]

Santajon,

man juda yahshi qiz bo'ldim shu yili, rostdan angelochka edim (aytganlarimi qip berseng bundan keyin ham shunaqa yahshi qiz bo'p qolaman :D) :cool:, endi mani galim, mani tilaklarimiyam bajarsang zo'r ish bo'lardi :D

Axa bu yili angelochka bo'ldila Lady_G'opa... hatto bittayam off-top qimadilaya... :lool:

Bizani tileyla qani? :lool:
Ishqib ijobat bo'sinde... ijobat bo'sa, dunyodigi eng baxtli odam dib his qilardim o'zimmi! :mrgreen:

[Lady_G]

Axa bu yili angelochka bo'ldila Lady_G'opa... hatto bittayam off-top qimadilaya... :lool:

Bizani tileyla qani? :lool:
Ishqib ijobat bo'sinde... ijobat bo'sa, dunyodigi eng baxtli odam dib his qilardim o'zimmi! :mrgreen:
haha haliyam kech emas, hali 2006 :D :cool:

Santajon manga eeeng muhimi anu so'ragna narsam, esindan chiqmasin, oki? ;)

[erkak#1]

haha haliyam kech emas, hali 2006 :D :cool:

Santajon manga eeeng muhimi anu so'ragna narsam, esindan chiqmasin, oki? ;)

Unaqa dimiy tursezchi... :lool:

Santa, manam bittayam off-top qimadim bu yili! :lool:

[kingdom]

Santa iltimos erke forumdan ketmasin:lol: