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The Reaper
12-06-2006, 03:27 AM
Inspired by this site (http://www.worstoftheweb.com/) called Worst of the Web where they nominate worst websites.
I thought it would be interesting to take it even further by posting our own personal worst-of-everything stuff. Everything goes, items, people, songs, books, games, clothing, events, etc. etc.
Here are some of mine:
1) Worst rapper - K-Fed.
I don't even know where to begin, but I think you pretty much get the picture.
2) Worst animated character - Scooby Doo.
I don't know about you guys, but he annoys the crap out of me! His ridiculous voice alone drives me up the wall.
3) Worst actor - Orlando Bloom.
Doesn't know how to act, period. Notice how his facial expression never changes along with his voice. He looks like a total pansy.
4) Worst beer - Bud Light.
I've tried it once, and that was hands down the most horrible beer I've ever had.
5) Worst movie prequel/sequel - Carlito's Way 2.
Talk about taking a brilliant title, and making it into a total abortion of a movie.
TOPIC: List your personal "Worst Of..." nominations.
TR
6) Worst POP-music - German :? -
The Reaper
12-06-2006, 03:34 AM
6) Worst POP-music - German :? -
How about Korean or Vietnamese? :D
Have you heard some of their pop songs? Trust me, it's truly a very psychologically damaging experience.
Worst sickness - Cancer.
I thought about putting AIDS first, but AIDS is actually preventable, while cancer is not.
Worst sport - Cricket.
Is it boring, or is it boring? Seriously, following a game which lasts 5 days is ridiculous. Curling comes second. YAAAWN!!
TR
How about Korean or Vietnamese? :D
Have you heard some of their pop songs? Trust me, it's truly a very psychologically damaging experience.
TR
you're right. But that is the category of psychological shock (not music) :lol: .
Korean restorant - never ever again !
The Reaper
12-06-2006, 04:03 AM
Worst car design - Pontiac Aztek.
Looks like it was designed by a blind guy high on coke.
http://images.consumerguide.com/autoreview/400x266/2001-05-Pontiac-Aztek-01129291990002.JPG
EDIT: Scratch the previous one. I found the true winner - Peel Trident! LMAO!!
http://www.3wheelers.com/peeltri.jpg
TR
elDoraDo
12-06-2006, 08:00 AM
Worst houses - japanese. They do not have heating system installed.
the worst soda ever: Root bear, Dr.Pepper!
You misunderstood mini- this is not the best of thread.:P Worst soda would be those made in Uzbekistan.
Dr. Pepper :loveyes:
1) Worst rapper - K-Fed.
I don't even know where to begin, but I think you pretty much get the picture.
You just made his day by calling him a rapper. :lol:
3) Worst actor - Orlando Bloom.
Doesn't know how to act, period. Notice how his facial expression never changes along with his voice. He looks like a total pansy. TR
Is he possibly any worse than Keanu Reeves????? :shock: Those of us who watch his movies without translation have to suffer through his "acting".
6) Worst POP-music - German -
It is bad enough for me never to visit Germany. :lol:
Wolfman
12-06-2006, 08:52 AM
worst movies - uzbek movies produced in the last few years: no talents, no money, no idea... crappy crap. :twisted:
Wolf
worst movies - uzbek movies produced in the last few years: no talents, no money, no idea... crappy crap. :twisted:
Wolf
first time I may agree with you, Wolfie :D
Masud
12-06-2006, 10:22 AM
6) Worst POP-music - German :? -
I think you mean David Hasselhoff:D
Worst tasting food - Ethiopian
elDoraDo
12-06-2006, 10:23 AM
worst cigarettes - Parliament, Kent, any - Light level 1
I think you mean David Hasselhoff:D
no, Xavier Naidoo :sabber:, No angels etc.
Vector
12-06-2006, 11:33 AM
1-worst tap water system in England :twisted: :twisted:
Englishman uses 2 tap holes in basin one for cold and the other one for hot water :rolleyes: stupid...
2-stupid inheritance tax in England. Englishman must pay 40% of the value of the house if he inherited the house from their parents :shock:
anatoliydaev
12-06-2006, 11:53 AM
Worst Horror Movie - Pulse (Hollywood version)
Worst Rock - French
Worst Vegetable - Pumpkin
Worst Somsa - Somsa with Pumpkin
Worst Kasha - Kasha with Pumpkin
Worst Cola - Cola Light
Worst Pizza - Pizza Hawai
Worst Doner - 'pretends-to-be-doner' Shaurma
Worst Metrostation in Tashkent - Chorsu
Worst Pub in Bonn for Friday Evenings - "ЦУМ"
Uzbekistan2010
12-06-2006, 12:35 PM
worst un -- hanka uni :)))))
worst cigarette -- pine
worst ****in boring life in khorezm :)))))))
The Reaper
12-06-2006, 12:57 PM
Is he possibly any worse than Keanu Reeves????? :shock: Those of us who watch his movies without translation have to suffer through his "acting".
At least Keanu Reeves had nice moves in Matrix, unlike our Mr. Sissy McBloom. :D
TR
The Reaper
12-06-2006, 01:01 PM
Worst book - "If I Did It, Here's How It Happened" by O.J. Simpson
No comments.
TR
The Reaper
12-06-2006, 01:16 PM
Worst package - Gillette shaving set.
Try opening one without using a knife or gardening scissors.
TR
referee
12-06-2006, 01:38 PM
worst FM radios - in Austria
worst food - in England
worst hotel service - in Moscow/Russia
worst water - in Karakalpakstan
worst smell - in the kitchen of Indian/Chinese men
worst bread - economy toast bread from Tesco
worst boss - Turkish owner of a Kebab/pizza shop
worst landlord - stingy Chinese old man
worst toilets - in rural Uzbekistan
worst taps - in England
enough of negative things for tonight:lol:
Worst accent - imitation of american accent :pukey:
Worst accent - imitation of american accent :pukey:
What does that mean???? Is it better to imitate a british accent? or maybe Australian? :D
The Reaper
12-06-2006, 02:00 PM
worst food - in England
The thing that comes to mind when I read it, is the phrase from the movie "Snatch":
Yes, London! You know... fish, chips, cup of tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary F*cking Poppins - London! :D
worst water - in Karakalpakstan
Even worse than water in Bukhara?
TR
referee
12-06-2006, 02:28 PM
The thing that comes to mind when I read it, is the phrase from the movie "Snatch":
Yes, London! You know... fish, chips, cup of tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary F*cking Poppins - London! :D
Snatch is bound to use a poetic verse:D They would not mention daily torture of travelling on the tube, of course. So, I am adding another one: the worst metro is London Undeground! But I still love london...
Even worse than water in Bukhara?
Oh yes, now in BUkhara water is mixed with water from Samarkand. Even before, it was hard and salty only, as opposed to the water near the Aral Sea from which even animals get sick and die, not to mention local population...
I am not mentioning the possibility of biological/chemical elements from the testing zone there getting into water system...
NozChik
12-06-2006, 02:38 PM
Worst doctors - English (simply no brainers)
worst rule ever - Have to make an apointment for everything
What does that mean???? Is it better to imitate a british accent? or maybe Australian? :D
Hellloooooo:D Any probs with British accent:love: :loveyes: :king:
Iceman
12-06-2006, 02:52 PM
worst weather - Manchester (miserable it was)
The thing that comes to mind when I read it, is the phrase from the movie "Snatch":
Yes, London! You know... fish, chips, cup of tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary F*cking Poppins - London! :D
Even worse than water in Bukhara?
TR
oh yeah, it is indeed...
all the best
Vector
12-06-2006, 03:17 PM
Hellloooooo:D Any probs with British accent:love: :loveyes: :king:
worst accent-north england, scottish, paki,hindi english :lol:
worst weather- english in autumn
Iceman
12-06-2006, 03:20 PM
worst accent-north england, scottish, paki,hindi english :lol:
worst weather- english in autumn
i agree,
worst eid celebrations ---- paki people's (they start drinking in the morning)
worst people to live with - vietnamese LMAO
PS: Vectorbek, sizga birinchi thanksimni berdim-a!!!
PHOENIX
12-06-2006, 03:47 PM
Worst accent-Indian (or is it Hindu?) :shock: I can not understand a word they're saying :rolleyes:
One of the worst accents is chinese. Especially when they say "aks" instead of "ask". like "aks hem, he knows betta". Gosh! :twisted:
PHOENIX
12-06-2006, 03:51 PM
Worst habit - when people blow their noses right after having a lunch. It's sooo naaasty... :rolleyes:
"I didn't finish with mine yet, stupid b...ch!!" :evil:
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The Reaper
12-07-2006, 01:35 AM
One of the worst accents is chinese. Especially when they say "aks" instead of "ask". like "aks hem, he knows betta". Gosh! :twisted:
One thing comes to mind - Ms. Swan from MadTV! If you haven't seen her, check her videos on YouTube, it's hilarious! :D
"Okee, I tell you eh-we-ting: he look-a like-a man!"
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/be/Mswan.JPG
TR
Shawn
12-07-2006, 01:51 AM
1-worst tap water system in England :twisted: :twisted:
Englishman uses 2 tap holes in basin one for cold and the other one for hot water :rolleyes: stupid...
I also hated it, on the other hand it conserves a lot of water because Englishmen don't wash their faces and hands under running water.LOL
Shawn
12-07-2006, 02:13 AM
Worst Horror Movie - Pulse (Hollywood version)
Worst Rock - French
Worst Vegetable - Pumpkin
Worst Somsa - Somsa with Pumpkin
Worst Kasha - Kasha with Pumpkin
Worst Cola - Cola Light
Worst Pizza - Pizza Hawai
Worst Doner - 'pretends-to-be-doner' Shaurma
Worst Metrostation in Tashkent - Chorsu
Worst Pub in Bonn for Friday Evenings - "ЦУМ"
Why pumkin??? Why some people hate pumkin, while others like it a lot?:?
The Reaper
12-07-2006, 04:40 AM
Why pumkin??? Why some people hate pumkin, while others like it a lot?:?
That's the thing about pumpkin: you either love it, or hate it. I can't stand pumpkin in any way or form, except for its seeds, which are pretty good when fried on a pan.
Worst superhero - Superman.
He's so gay he makes Lance Bass look like John Wayne.
TR
Legend
12-07-2006, 05:01 AM
The worst cops ( that I met) probably our Uzbek cops, I haven't met many of them though :D . I would say the most stupid ones (especially "gaishniki" and street patrols), would do and say anything just to make you get into your pocket.
Legend
12-07-2006, 02:51 PM
Hahaha:lol:
Listen guys, there is an indian-canadian guy, who makes fun of indian, chinese accents. He says such a funny stuff about indians and they are all true! and what an accent!:lol:
Russle Peters about indians (http://youtube.com/watch?v=VELXE7xvVHo)
like........ "What do you wanting?? " :D
The Reaper
12-07-2006, 02:58 PM
Worst makeover: Michael Jackson
Dear God... why?
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e5/Michaeljacksonthriller.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/14/Michaeljacksonmugshot.png
TR
NozChik
12-12-2006, 02:34 PM
Worst going place at xmas time - Post office:shock: (i was in the queue for about an hour:twisted: :rolleyes: )
Maroon
12-12-2006, 05:18 PM
Worst going place at xmas time - Post office:shock: (i was in the queue for about an hour:twisted: :rolleyes: )
Excuse me, I was getting a cab today for half on Oxford Street. I froze my arse off. :rolleyes:
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