GiL - is a Happy Bunny

[Lady_G]

Today's topic - MAN & WOMAN



Sheik Jassem Al-Mutawah is trying to explain the difference between man and woman :rofl:





M A N

If you don't let him kiss you, you don't love him
If you let him, he thinks you are cheap
If you praise him, he thinks you are pressuring him
If you don't, he thinks you don't care
If you agree to all his wants, he is abusing
If you don't, you are not understanding
If you want to be romantic, he thinks you want a sugar daddy
If you don't, you are plain and boring
If you visit him too often, he thinks you want to get married
If you don't, he worries about new boyfriends
If you put makeup on, he accuses you of flirting
If you don't, he thinks you look like a housewife
If you are jealous, he believes "It's natural for men"
If you don't, he thinks "He can have his cake and eat it too"
If you want a gift of flowers, he thinks "Its a waste of money"
If you don't, he thinks you don't deserve it
If you come early, he thinks you are an irony lady
If you don't, he thinks "That's a girl's way"
If you want an ambitious man, you are pushy
If you don't, you don't care about his future
If you help him out, his ego is injured
If you don't, his feelings are hurt
If you make more money than him, he cannot marry you
If you don't make any, he wants someone else
If he make a suggestion, he wants you to agree
If you don't, you are being difficult
If you say "no", he thinks you mean "try again"
If you don't, he has no respect for you

O Lord!! We are just humans like our fellow "MEN"
Why can't we get along?
Don't we deserve respect just like them?
Our wants are simple, tender loving care and respect.
AMEN.


W O M A N

If you kiss her, you are not a gentlemen
If you don't, you are not a man
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don't, you are good for nothing
If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing
If you don't, you are not understanding
If you make romance, you are an 'experience man'
If you don't, you are half a man
If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring
If you don't, she accuses you of double crossing
If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
If you don't, you are a dull boy
If you are jealous, she says it's bad
If you don't, she thinks you don't love her
If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her
If you don't, she thinks you don't like her
If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait
If she is late, she says "That's a girl's way"
If you visit another, she accuses you of being a heel
If she is visited by another, 'Oh! it's natural, we are girls'
If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
If you kiss her too many, she yells that you are taking advantage
If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics
If you do, she thinks it's just one of the man's tactics
If you stare at other, she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by others, she says that they are just admiring
If she talks, she wants you to listen
If you listen, she wants you to talk

Oh God!! You created those creatures called "WOMAN"
So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful
So confusing, yet so desirable
"O Lord, tell me what to do, AMEN."


Tody's bunny pic: Happy Bunny's daily lesson - for everyday

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[Lady_G]

I know I'm selfish, I'm unkind! Deal with it!


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[Pythagor]

Lady_G bu quyonchalarizzi qatta boqayapsiz, har xil turidan borakanu a, bulaniyam.

[Lady_G]

xoxoxo:-D (http://europe.motorola.com/krzr/gbr/index.php)


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[Lady_G]

I love Oldies (http://www.sendspace.com/file/xpahdf) :D


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1 Perry Como - Prisoner Of Love
2 Eddy Howard - To Each His Own
3 Ink Spots - The Gypsy 4 Frank Sinatra - Five Minutes More
5 Frankie Carle - Rumors Are Flying
6 Frankie Carle - Oh What It Seemed To Be
7 Johnny Mercer - Personality
8 Bing Crosby & The Andrews Sisters - South America
9 Dinah Shore - The Gypsy
10 Frank Sinatra - Oh What It Seemed To Be
11 Perry Como - Surrender
12 Betty Hutton - Doctor, Lawyer, Indian Chief
13 Vaughn Monroe - Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow
14 Freddy Martin - To Each His Own
15 Kay Kyser - Ole Buttermilk Sky
16 Ink Spots - To Each His Own
17 Freddy Martin - Symphony
18 Sammy Kaye - The Old Lamplighter
19 Bing Crosby & Carmen Cavallaro - I Can't Begin To Tel
20 Sammy Kaye - I'm A Big Girl Now
21 Bing Crosby - Symphony
22 Dinah Shore - Doin' What Comes Natur'lly
23 Sammy Kaye - The Gypsy
24 Dinah Shore - Laughing On The Outside (Crying On The Hard Shoulder)
25 Tex Beneke & The Glenn Miller Orchestra - Five Minute
26 Andy Russell - Laughing On The Outside ( (Crying On The Hard Shoulder) 27 Perry Como - They Say It's Wonderful
28 Tex Beneke & The Glenn Miller Orchestra - Hey Ba-Ba-R
29 Tony Martin - To Each His Own
30 Les Brown - You Won't Be Satisfied (Until You Break My Heart)




PS:

xoxoxo:-D (http://europe.motorola.com/krzr/gbr/index.php)


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Ramat Santajon, Rahmat! :-D

[Iqbol]

Today's topic - MAN & WOMAN



Sheik Jassem Al-Mutawah is trying to explain the difference between man and woman (http://www.metacafe.com/watch/135697/man_vs_woman/) :rofl:




He will make a good team with , Lawrence Summers (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lawrence_Summers#Differences_between_the_sexes), formerly Clinton Secreatry of the Treasure and Harvard University Presindent who made this speech (http://www.president.harvard.edu/speeches/2005/nber.html) where he echoes the Sheikh in a more nuanced manner ;)

[Lady_G]

Vax mani orchidlarim, gullab yashanavottila :inlove:

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Ehh qor yogsa qaniydiii :(

[Flamingo]

Ehh qor yogsa qaniydiii :(

Mehmonga kesez mana shunaqa qorni kurasiz.;)

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[Lady_G]

Sammy Kaye - I'm A Big Girl Now (http://www.sendspace.com/file/awxq81)
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I'm a big girl now
I wanna be daring like a big girl now
When daddy tells those certain jokes it isn't fair
He tells me I'm too young and makes me take the air
But I could tell a couple that would curl his hair
I'm a big girl now.

I'm a big girl now
I wanna be handled like a big girl now
I'm tired of being babied like a kid of three
I'm tired of having chaperones to follow me
I wanna have some secrets in my diary
I'm a big girl now

I'm a big girl now
I wanna be cuddled like a big girl now
I'm through with going to movies with my Uncle Tim
Through with going to picnics with my old Aunt Min
I wanna go to Mexico with ... you know him
I'm a big girl now

I'm a big girl now
I wanna be wanted like a big girl now
I'm tired of staying home each evening after dark
Tired of being dynamite without a spark
I wanna learn what fellows do in Central Park
I'm a big girl now...

[Lady_G]

Mana Budapeshtda o'Zbekcha Bar, yo'g'e restoran :cool:

Nyamiii :eat:

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[Lady_G]

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[NYyankNY]

xoxoxo:-D (http://europe.motorola.com/krzr/gbr/index.php)


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Legendga Ayting santaga balo bor mi kutip utirip siz Lady_G ;) :lol:

[Lady_G]

xoxoxo :devil:

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Legendga Ayting santaga balo bor mi kutip utirip siz Lady_G ;) :lol:
Bizi SantaJon Legend o'zlari, i uzhe olib bo'ldim bu sovg'ani :cool: ;)

[Lady_G]

Gadenkoe nastroenie.

[Lady_G]

Gadenkoe nastroenie.#2

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MENJEN MINDENKI A FASZOMBA!!!

[Lady_G]

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[StU]

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c'mon, give a hug ;)
Avatarizni almashtiring, iltimos :D

[Lady_G]

Avatarizni almashtiring, iltimos :D venus von willendorf yoqmidimi sizga?
cheto hamma shu avatarim to'risidade, munchali yoqmagan bo'saya :) ?

http://witcombe.sbc.edu/willendorf/images/willendorf-large.jpg

[StU]

venus von willendorf yoqmidimi sizga?
cheto hamma shu avatarim to'risidade, munchali yoqmagan bo'saya :) ?

http://witcombe.sbc.edu/willendorf/images/willendorf-large.jpg

sizga yarashmas, boshqalaridan toping iltimos, mana misol uchun:

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[Lady_G]

sizga yarashmas, boshqalaridan toping iltimos, mana misol uchun:



Miloni venusi haddan tashqari "perfect", mn esa unaqamasman :)
Buni orqasini ko'rganmis, dahshat (erkenikiga o'hshidi:D):

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[StU]

Miloni venusi haddan tashqari "perfect", mn esa unaqamasman :)
Buni orqasini ko'rganmis, dahshat (erkenikiga o'hshidi:D):

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nima aytmoqchisiz - kuproq wallendorfga uhsharmisiz? :lol:

[Qarama]

what is the issue? female bootys?:rolleyes:
sounds very interessting :lol:

[Lady_G]

nima aytmoqchisiz - kuproq wallendorfga uhsharmisiz? :lol:hade ;)


Biza unaqangi modern artni hech tushunishi hohlamimiza :cool:willendorfni venusi eeeeng qadimiy haykalchaladan ;)
manuni (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_of_Willendorf) o'qib chiqing, faqat kulmang yozilganladan

[Lady_G]

Shahsan man huddi osha Avstriyadagi Strasburgda orta asrlardagi Venus haykali koproq haqiqatga yaqin degan fikrdman.
Willendorfni haykaliyam bazibir haqiqatga anchayaqin ;)
... (http://www.ralphmag.org/CY/fat-woman385x233.gif)

[Flamingo]

Avatarizi almashtirmasez hoz yig'liyman.:bawling:

[noodles]

yaxshi avatar, qolursin =)

[Lady_G]

mangayam, ichim yonar Shirinani tapochkasiga qarasam :crying:
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[Flamingo]

Voy shumtaka!! http://www.kolobok.us/smiles/he_and_she/girl_sigh.gif Hoz atata qilaman!!!!http://www.kolobok.us/smiles/he_and_she/girl_impossible.gif

Buladi dedimku, santa opkep tashidi.http://www.kolobok.us/smiles/he_and_she/girl_wink.gif

[lobar]

mangayam, ichim yonar Shirinani tapochkasiga qarasam :crying:


Shirinanikimas bu shippak, haligi adasini domashnigiyu :lol:

[Flamingo]

Shirinanikimas bu shippak, haligi adasini domashnigiyu :lol:

Sizam jim tursezchi!!!:uups: Silaga bitta sirni ishonib bumasakan.http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/68.gif http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/66.gif

[Lady_G]

voulez vous coucher avec moi :smokin: ?

[Qarama]

voulez vous coucher avec moi :smokin: ?

no merci :cool:

[Lady_G]

wowowowowowowoooooooooooooow!!
Bugun PClabda o'tirudim, o'rta maktabda birga o'qigan o'rtolarim kirib qosa bormi :D miiiing yil bo'ldi ko'rishmaganimizga. Hammasi US, EU boshqa mamlakatlarida, endi esa qaytibtila 1yilga.
Pochti kunni birga o'tkazdik, i blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah gap ustiga gap ita darsdan qop ham kettik :lol: .
LOL 1nchi reakciyalari aa u ooo G sanmisaaan?? iye o'Zgarib qopsanu, anaqa boshqacha. hmm sanmisan tochnooo???:lool:
wow 3alasiyam vashem o'Zgarib ketgaaaan, wow kichik bolakayla edikaaaa, endi esa 1tasi uzhe uylanvotti :D uhhh vaqt o'Tib ketishinieeeee.

[Pythagor]

... endi esa 1tasi uzhe uylanvotti :D ...erke bugandan keyin, ertami kechmi uylanatta hasib qigan busa.

[StU]

our Bunny - Lady G

http://www.bewildered-art.com/catgirls/artwork/rpg_pics/bio_lavinia.jpg

[JoJ]

our Bunny - Lady Ghttp://www.bewildered-art.com/catgirls/artwork/rpg_pics/bio_lavinia.jpg

oy kak prekrasno :D

[Lady_G]

Bilaslarmi nima man mandarin jinnisiman, vashem sevarkanman mandarinni, kecha bitta grechka o'rtog'im qip qizil mandarin sovga qildi, bantikchasiyam bor edi. Hozir esa 1ta karzina mandarinni yo'q qisam kk :-D


vax vax vax :eat:

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/9427/1046978633564f84b5aom7.jpgour Bunny - Lady G

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xoxoxo yommonmanuuu :D oy kak prekrasno :Dlool kak prekrasnomush :lool: baaad, very bad man :D !!!

[Lady_G]

2007.06.02. 16:00 to'y !!! yuheeeeeee!!:w00t:

[NozChik]

2007.06.02. 16:00 to'y !!! yuheeeeeee!!:w00t:

Kimmi tuyi:D Qaerda, qachon, kim bilan?:lol: Iltimos UKda tuy deb etilar tuyga borgim kevotti:(


G poyavis massengerda :P Nime hammalaring yuqolib qoldilaring?

[crescent]

Kimmi tuyi:D Qaerda, qachon, kim bilan?:lol: Iltimos UKda tuy deb etilar tuyga borgim kevotti:(


G poyavis massengerda :P Nime hammalaring yuqolib qoldilaring?

menimcha Lady_G'ni singlelikdan chiqaryapmiz :(..........:P siz uchun xursandman Lady_G xonim! :D

[Qarama]

how bunnys milk cows :D

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[Lady_G]

Man man man vashem sevib qoldim bulani :loveyes:

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[NYyankNY]

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[NYyankNY]

(c) Lady_G signature :)

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[Lady_G]

(c) Lady_G signature :)

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OMG! Sal qattan ovos bulani??? Yanaa!!! yoki link beriiing :D !

[NYyankNY]

OMG! Sal qattan ovos bulani??? Yanaa!!! yoki link beriiing :D !

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[Lady_G]

http://img1.imagechef.com/w/070322/samp1d446e32c4b63096.jpga unda ayamasdan hech bo'Lmasa 20-30ta bunny qip bering :D

[NYyankNY]

a unda ayamasdan hech bo'Lmasa 20-30ta bunny qip bering :D

Hammasi bolip 5ta bunny ekan boshqa yoq :(
Xolaganizni ayting Man Yasab beraman :)
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[Lady_G]

Hammasi bolip 5ta bunny ekan boshqa yoq :(
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ahhh topvoldim:-D

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[NYyankNY]

ahhh topvoldim:-D

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[Lady_G]

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[NYyankNY]

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[oops_Shirin]

и мнеее и мне и мнеееее....:bounce:

Мангаям киберилаааа:angel:

[NYyankNY]

и мнеее и мне и мнеееее....:bounce:

Мангаям киберилаааа:angel:


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[oops_Shirin]

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:angel: :angel: :angel:

:kiss: :kiss: :kiss:

[Flamingo]

Mangachi?:bawling:

[NYyankNY]

Mangachi?:bawling:

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[NYyankNY]

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[NYyankNY]

[QUOTE=Martingale;667140
p.s. Nyyankee hapa bumis endi, bizam bilvoldik.:)[/QUOTE]

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[UdachnicK]

Bilaslarmi nima man mandarin jinnisiman, vashem sevarkanman mandarinni, kecha bitta grechka o'rtog'im qip qizil mandarin sovga qildi, bantikchasiyam bor edi. Hozir esa 1ta karzina mandarinni yo'q qisam kk :-D


Гуруч уртокларизам борми?? :lool:

[Lady_G]

Uhh bugun maza qip charchidigam kunim ekan.Гуруч уртокларизам борми?? :lool:
Yo'q guruchidan yo'g'u, lek arpasidan bor;).

Grechka mani bunny tilimda grek degani.

[lobar]

Uhh bugun maza qip charchidigam kunim ekan.
Yo'q guruchidan yo'g'u, lek arpasidan bor;).

Grechka mani bunny tilimda grek degani.
vahaha, bunny G mizani avatarlari dashaatuu aaaa , kim sizzi bunaqa semirtirib tashadi Bunny?? :lol:

[Lady_G]

vahaha, bunny G mizani avatarlari dashaatuu aaaa , kim sizzi bunaqa semirtirib tashadi Bunny?? :lol:
jahl jahl va yana jahl :D

hech qisi yo'q tezda ozaman ;)

PS: vashem o'zimga o'hshagan a? :D

[lobar]

jahl jahl va yana jahl :D

hech qisi yo'q tezda ozaman ;)

PS: vashem o'zimga o'hshagan a? :D vau giiirt o'ziz! A man ko'rib hapa bo'ldim, G bu yengi tushgan rasmini manga hali ko'rsatmudiku dib :lol:

[Unique]

jahl jahl va yana jahl :D

hech qisi yo'q tezda ozaman ;)

PS: vashem o'zimga o'hshagan a? :D

jahldan tushishni receptini bizagayam o'rgatin ;)

[Lady_G]

WOW! Bazan odam tushi o'ngidan ham kelarkan, hech o'ylamagandim. Nu mayli, ertaga Mamulyajonim tug'ilgan kunlari. Ilohim bahtimizga sog-salomat yurgayla! Juda juda juda sevaman oyijonimi!!!

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[SmIlIk]

Mamochkani bizni nomimizdan ham tabriklab qo'ying! :)

[crescent]

WOW! Bazan odam tushi o'ngidan ham kelarkan, hech o'ylamagandim. Nu mayli, ertaga Mamulyajonim tug'ilgan kunlari. Ilohim bahtimizga sog-salomat yurgayla! Juda juda juda sevaman oyijonimi!!!


Baxtli ekansiz! Oyinjoningizni yonlaridasiz! Tabriklab qo'ying!

[Nevidimka]

Mamochkangizni mani nomimdan ham tabriklab kuing, sog omon bolsinlar,bahtingizga.....:uups: ;)

[Lady_G]

Mamochkani bizni nomimizdan ham tabriklab qo'ying! :)ho'p bo'ladi, etib qo'yaman :)

Crescentxon, Dilhirojhonim rahmat sizlarga!



a takchi, oyim ham forumga kirarkanla, register qimagan bo'sala keragov, lek bir kuni o'qib o'tirganlarini korib qoldim :-)

[Flamingo]

Lady_G, oyijoningizni maniyam nomimdan tabriklab quying.:)

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[Lady_G]

Lady_G, oyijoningizni maniyam nomimdan tabriklab quying.:)

http://www.disneymike.com/photoblog/remembrance_roses.jpg

ERtalab Hudo holasa albatta etaman :) RAHMAT!

[Nilufar]

Lady_G onangizni tug'ilgan kunlari bilan tabrilkliman. Bahtizga sog'bo'lib, farzandlarini rohatini ko'rsinlar.

[Lady_G]

Lady_G onangizni tug'ilgan kunlari bilan tabrilkliman. Bahtizga sog'bo'lib, farzandlarini rohatini ko'rsinlar.oy rahmat Nilufar! Sizlar ham Bonik bn birgalikta qo'sha qarib Jasurni rohatini ko'rgaysizlar :)!
Tug'ilgan kun zo'r o'tti!!! 2-3soat deganda yahshivilon pishiriqla qip tashasa bo'larkan :D

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[MiMi]

oy rahmat Nilufar! Sizlar ham Bonik bn birgalikta qo'sha qarib Jasurni rohatini ko'rgaysizlar :)!
Tug'ilgan kun zo'r o'tti!!! 2-3soat deganda yahshivilon pishiriqla qip tashasa bo'larkan :D

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uh ti, kak vse vkusnooooooo viglyadit. Mne toje zahotelos tortik kotoriy na fotke.

P.S. pozdravlyayu vashu mamochku

[Lady_G]

uh ti, kak vse vkusnooooooo viglyadit. Mne toje zahotelos tortik kotoriy na fotke.

P.S. pozdravlyayu vashu mamochku
tortik yomon chiqmadi, manu shaytonchaga qarasangiz bilvolas :D

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[MiMi]

viju viju :D , vsyu odejdu nakormil tortikom
vash plemyanik?
tortik yomon chiqmadi, manu shaytonchaga qarasangiz bilvolas :D

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[NYyankNY]

tortik yomon chiqmadi, manu shaytonchaga qarasangiz bilvolas :D

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Bu shiritoy bolakayni Koylaki emas oziniyam jomiltirish kerak endi :D

[Flamingo]

quyoncham bayram zur bulganga uxshidi, tortlani recepti bormi, ayniqsa anu razrezdagini? Havasim kep ketti!!:?

[SmIlIk]

Recepppppttt Qaniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

[oops_Shirin]

Ваййй Леди олдирдизуууууууууууууууууу....ярим кечаси торт егим келди:( cry cry cry

З.Ы. оижонизди умрилари узок болсин ИншАллах!!! Манашу тортларга охшаган ширин болсин:)

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[Lady_G]

viju viju :D , vsyu odejdu nakormil tortikom
vash plemyanik?
ugu maniki, o'zimdek shaytoncham :D
quyoncham bayram zur bulganxa uxshidi, tortlani recepti bormi, ayniqsa anu razrezdagini? Havasim kep ketti!!:?
aha bor bor recept faqat tort qomadi :D hali tashab qoyaman ;)

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[Lady_G]

Bu shiritoy bolakayni Koylaki emas oziniyam jomiltirish kerak endi :D

vey cho'miltirdik cho'Miltirdik, i zo'rg'a uhlattik :-D

http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/6820/p4030030bg0.jpgRecepppppttt Qaniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)sabrni tagi g'ij g'ij platina :D

[Lady_G]

Ваййй Леди олдирдизуууууууууууууууууу....ярим кечаси торт егим келди:( cry cry cry

З.Ы. оижонизди умрилари узок болсин ИншАллах!!! Манашу тортларга охшаган ширин болсин:)

http://flowers.com.ua/img/upl/1055624317.gifvey bir og'iz gapiz i pishirib beraman ;) Rahmat uyatsiz ko'zli singilcha :P:D !!

[oops_Shirin]

vey bir og'iz gapiz i pishirib beraman ;) Rahmat uyatsiz ko'zli singilcha :P:D !!


mana bomasam "BIR OGIZ" ana gapirdim:lol: qani qani qani mani tortiiiiiim:lol: Pishrib berish u ishti yarimi...yana hali uni bron balo qilib yetqazib, edrish keraku:lol:


P.S. vay etsamoe uyaltirvordizuhttp://s5.rimg.info/fb0f381b1d6f83ed38e6d7cc4a394427.gif

[Lady_G]

mana bomasam "BIR OGIZ" ana gapirdim:lol: qani qani qani mani tortiiiiiim:lol: Pishrib berish u ishti yarimi...yana hali uni bron balo qilib yetqazib, edrish keraku:lol:


P.S. vay etsamoe uyaltirvordizuhttp://s5.rimg.info/fb0f381b1d6f83ed38e6d7cc4a394427.gif

Anuka whateverland shahar qanaqa ko'cha edi? marsh PMga :lol: !!

[oops_Shirin]

Anuka whateverland shahar qanaqa ko'cha edi? marsh PMga :lol: !!



qaranda hozi yozaman:lol: lekin pri odnom obeshanie chto tort do menya v tselosti doydet!!! pachagi chiqan torti yemiman:lol:

[Lady_G]

qaranda hozi yozaman:lol: lekin pri odnom obeshanie chto tort do menya v tselosti doydet!!! pachagi chiqan torti yemiman:lol:
xoxoxoxo unaqada DHLchi jigitga qo'Lingdan tushurseng o'ldiraman deb qo'rqitib, oopsini qo'liga topshirmagunimcha ovqat yemiman, suv ichmiman, bir ham o'rnimga o'tirmiman, tualetniku hayolimgayam keltirmiman deb dilhat ham olishim kereykan :lol:

[Nilufar]

[QUOTE=Lady_G;676820]oy rahmat Nilufar! Sizlar ham Bonik bn birgalikta qo'sha qarib Jasurni rohatini ko'rgaysizlar :)!
Tug'ilgan kun zo'r o'tti!!! 2-3soat deganda yahshivilon pishiriqla qip tashasa bo'larkan :D

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Rahmat.:lol:
Qoyil bayram zo'r bo'pti. Lady_g odammi so'lagini oqizib tashadizku.
Yaxshiyam homilador emasman, bo'masa bolammi burni puchuq bolardi, buncha narsalani egim keganidan;)

[Lady_G]

super klip o'zbek oilasi to'g'risida :D bugun singlim yuboribti, rosa qottim ko'rib.

[NYyankNY]

vey cho'miltirdik cho'Miltirdik, i zo'rg'a uhlattik :-D

http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/6820/p4030030bg0.jpgsabrni tagi g'ij g'ij platina :D

Jiyaniz yonida turgan qiz chomiltiradi mi ?
Unda mangayam Tortda bering :) :lol:
Yuzlarimga survolay :D

[Glance]

Lady_G tortlani yomon qip tashaptilayu, Flamingo Smilik yuripsila silayam man narsa pishirvomman dip...;) jk

Wooo, manam yegim keldi, yana Lady_G odammi havasini battar keltirib, kechasi bn uhlomi chiqlarin dip, qayta qayta korsaturarkallaa... :D

[Gareeb]

Lady-G o'ziz qildizmi?:shock:

[Lady_G]

Jiyaniz yonida turgan qiz chomiltiradi mi ?
Unda mangayam Tortda bering :lol:
Yuzlarimga survolay :D

Sal og'zingizga qarab gapiring, kimligini bilmasdan bidir bidir gapiravermasdan. Hazl ham evi bn. Kop kotta uylangan, oilali kishisiz. Yahshimas bunaqa yozishiz.Lady_G tortlani yomon qip tashaptilayu, Flamingo Smilik yuripsila silayam man narsa pishirvomman dip...;) jk

Wooo, manam yegim keldi, yana Lady_G odammi havasini battar keltirib, kechasi bn uhlomi chiqlarin dip, qayta qayta korsaturarkallaa... :Dman yommonmande, maqtonchoqman :D :P ;)

Lady-G o'ziz qildizmi?:shock:yo'g'a katta holam ;)
Yahshi habarla yo'qmi hali :)?

[Lady_G]

Dating Ad Translations:

Want to know what the person is REALLY like behind those "nice" descriptions in Singles Ads? Here are some translations.

DANDY LITTLE HOUSE KEEPER:
She has been married three times and kept all the houses

FINE CHARACTER
She's an ex-hooker

KNOWS HOW TO HANDLE MONEY:
She's a spend thrift and great at spending yours

STRONG FAMILY TIES:
She's a Mafia Princess

LOVES CHILDREN:
She's pregnant and needs a husband

WONDERFUL PERSONALITY:
She's fat

GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR:
She's fat and will laugh at anything you say

THE OUTDOOR TYPE:
She hunts, fishes, chews tobacco, just like the guys

READY TO SETTLE DOWN:
She's thirty-five, in a state of panic, and dying to marry

LIKES TO HAVE A GOOD TIME:
She gets drunk every time she goes out

LOTS OF FUN AT PARTIES:
Often makes an ass of herself

MATURE WOMAN:
She's at least thirty, but looks at least forty-five

HAS THE APPEARANCE OF A YOUNG SCHOOL GIRL:
She's at least thirty-three, but dresses like a teenager

CASUAL:
She dresses like a slob

DECORATED HER OWN PLACE:
Her apartment resembles a pig sty

A GREAT DANCER:
She's a Stripper

NOT OVERLY EMOTIONAL:
She only cries twenty-seven times a day

DOESN'T CHASE MEN:
She's more of a mousetrap or a black widow spider type

SELDOM DATES:
She's a lesbian who needs a male escort for something

UNDERSTANDS MEN:
She's been married and divorced four times

A GOOD SPORT:
She knows two hundred jokes & can drink you under the table

LOOKS AND DRESSES LIKE A MODEL:
She's five eleven and weighs seventy-three pounds

BEEN IN SHOW BUSINESS:
She's a former porn movie star

KNOWS A LOT OF INTERESTING PEOPLE:
None of whom would marry her

[Lady_G]

How To Make Women Happy...
The Point System
(advice according to women)

In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played.

Simple Duties:
You make the bed (+1)
You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows (0)
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)

You leave the toilet seat up (-5)
You replace the toilet paper roll when it is empty (0)
When the toilet paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex (-1)
When the Kleenex runs out you use the next bathroom (-2)

You go out to buy her extra-light panty liners with wings (+5)
In the snow (+8)
But return with beer (-5)

You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)
You check out a suspicious noise and it is nothing (0)
You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)
You pummel it with a six iron (+10)
It's her pet (-10)

Social Engagements At a Party:
You stay by her side the entire party (0)
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college drinking buddy (-2)
Named Tiffany (-4)
Tiffany is a dancer (-6)
Tiffany has implants (-8)

Her Birthday:
You take her out to dinner (0)
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+1)
Okay, it is a sports bar (-2)
And it's all-you-can-eat night (-3)
It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted in all of the colors of your favorite sports team (-10)

A Night Out With the Boys:
Go with a pal (-5)
The pal is happily married (-4)
Or frighteningly single (-7)
And he drives a Mustang (-10)
With a personalized license plate that reads GR8 N BED (-15)

A Night Out:
You take her to a movie (+2)
You take her to a movie she likes (+4)
You take her to a movie you hate (+6)
You take her to a movie you like (-2)
It's called DeathCop 9 (-3)
Which features cyborgs that eat humans (-9)
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)

Your Physique:
You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it (+10)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts (-30)
You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too." (-800)

Communication: When she wants to talk about a problem:
You listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression (0)
You listen, for over 30 minutes (+5)
You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+100)
She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-20)


The Big Question: She asks, "Do I look fat?"
You hesitate in responding (-10)
You reply, "Where?" (-35)
Any other response (-20)


Shunga o'hshaganladan 50tani yuboribtiya erinmasdan :lol:

[Pythagor]

super klip (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-aY8c-8XdI) o'zbek oilasi to'g'risida :D bugun singlim yuboribti, rosa qottim ko'rib.

Kobra :lool:

p.s. ikktalab thanxni qattan olayapsiz?

[Swordfish]

apka siza umman gap yo'q! yodingizdami shu avval yumurta barak pishirishni o'rgatvadingiz! siza katta rahmat aytib qoyin yana! shunnan keyin kop kop pishib duradi u ovqat bizani berda indi ;)!

tortlaraqu umman gap yo'q! Respect siza!

off: qorib tatalab ketdi boru! bitta qo'yni yidigan ahvolda turibman hozir!

[Lady_G]

Kobra :lool:

p.s. ikktalab thanxni qattan olayapsiz?forum manga 2tadan thanx berishga huquq berib siylayabti :D

apka siza umman gap yo'q! yodingizdami shu avval yumurta barak pishirishni o'rgatvadingiz! siza katta rahmat aytib qoyin yana! shunnan keyin kop kop pishib duradi u ovqat bizani berda indi ;)!

tortlaraqu umman gap yo'q! Respect siza!

off: qorib tatalab ketdi boru! bitta qo'yni yidigan ahvolda turibman hozir!
Swordfishjon, nichiksiz indi? Yumuta baraklani qoni go'ralik qoni uziyiz pishiryanizlani ;)

[Lady_G]

Bog'imizda bahor:

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[Lady_G]

Buyam bog'niki:

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[Lady_G]

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[Lady_G]

"Like A Boy"


Pull up your pants
(Just Like Em')
Take out the trash
(Just Like Em')
getting ya cash like em'
Fast like em'
Girl you outta act like ya dig
(What I'm talkin' bout')
Security codes on everything
Vibrate so your phone don't ever ring
(Joint Account)
And another one he don't know about

Wish we could switch up the roles
And I could be that...
Tell you I love you
But when you call I never get back
Would you ask them questions like me?...
Like where you be at?
Cause I'm out 4 in the morning
On the corna rolling
Doing my own thing
Ohh


What if I?...
Had a thing on the side?
Made ya cry?
Would the rules change up?...
Or would they still apply?...
If I played you like a toy?...
Sometimes I wish I did act like a boy

Can't be getting mad!
What You Mad?
Can't Handle that!
Can't be getting mad!
What you mad?
Can't handle that!

Girl go head and be...
(Just Like Em')
Go run the streets
(Just Like Em')
come home late say sleep like em'
Creep like em'
Front with ya friends
Act hard when you're with em' like em'
(What)
Keep a straight face when ya tell a lie
Always keep an airtight alibi
(Keep Him In The Dark)
What he don't know won't break his heart


Wish we could switch up the roles
And I could be that...
Tell you I love you
But when you call I never get back
Would you ask them questions like me?...
Like where you be at?
Cause I'm out 4 in the morning
On the corna rolling
Doing my own thing
Yea


What if I?...
Had a thing on the side?
Made ya cry?
Would the rules change up?...
Or would they still apply?...
If I played you like a toy?...
Sometimes I wish I did act like a boy

Can't be getting mad!
What You Mad?
Can't Handle that!
Can't be getting mad!
What you mad?
Can't handle that!
Can't be getting mad!
What you mad?
Can't handle that!
Can't be getting mad!
What you mad?
Can't handle that!

If I was always gone
With the sun getting home
(Would Ya Like That?)
Told you I was with my crew
When I knew it wasn't true
(Would Ya Like That?)
If I act like you
Walk A mile off in yo shoes
(Would Ya Like That?)
I'm messing with your head again
Dose of your own medicine


What if I?...
Had a thing on the side?
Made ya cry?
Would the rules change up?...
Or would they still apply?...
If I played you like a toy?...
Sometimes I wish I did act like a boy

Can't be getting mad!
What You Mad?
Can't Handle that!
Can't be getting mad!
What you mad?
Can't handle that!
Can't be getting mad!
What you mad?
Can't handle that!
Can't be getting mad!
What you mad?
Can't handle that!

If I played you...
Would yo like that?
Had friends...
Would you like that?
never call?
Would you like that?
Hell naw
You wouldn't like that
No!


What if I made ya cry!
Would they still apply!
What if I...
If I played you like a toy
Sometimes I wish I did act like a boy!

[Lady_G]

Дорогой, где ты был? - Бегал.

man yigladim :lool: :lool:


- Дорогой, где ты был?
- Бегал.
- Странно, но футболка сухая и совсем не пахнет!
- Дура, я бегал в другой футболке!

- Дорогой, где ты был?
- Бегал.
- Странно, но футболка сухая и совсем не пахнет!
- А ты кроссовки панюхай!

- Дорогой где ты был?
- Бегал
- Странно но трусы сухие и совсем не пахнут?
- С*ка , футболку нюхай!

- Дорогой где ты был?
- у соседки.
- Странно, но футболка пахнет , как-будто ты бегал!

- Дорогой, где ты был?
- Ср*л.
- Странно, но бумага сухая и совсем не пахнет!

- Дорогой где ты был?
- Писал креативы
- Странно но твоя футболка не пахнет
- А х% й ли она должна пахнуть и ты за$бала все нюхать. убейсебяапстену.
- Иди нах...
- Но...
- Я сказал - иди нах...

- Дорогой где был?
- Бегал
- .
- А че?
- Х%й через плечо, наконец-то я тебя подъе%ала

- Дорогой ты где был?
- Стрелял по лягушкам в Германии лазером из космоса со спутника!
- Странно, но травой не пахнет
- Дура, я под lsd

- Дорогой, а почему от тебя пахнет?
- Потому что я сегодня бегал в гидроскафандре

- Дорогой где ты был?
- Бегал
- Странно но твоя футболка совсем не пахнет
- Мне что, бл%ть, на руках бегать, чтобы от меня воняло?

- Дорогой, ты где был?
- Нюхал!
- Клей?
- Нет, бл % , футболку!

- Дорогой, ты где был?
- Пошла на%уй!

- Дорогой, ты где?
- Дорогой, это ты?
- Дорогой, а кто я?
- Дорогая, вот не надо было всякую дрянь нюхать!

- Ты где был?
- С мужиками в шахматы играл.
- А почему водкой пахнет?
- А чо, бл*дь, шахматами должно пахнуть?

- Дорогой, ты где был?
- С мужиками в шахматы играл.
- Странно, но футболка сухая и совсем не пахнет водкой?

- Дорогой, откуда пахнет шахматами?
- Это я с мужиками водку пил.
- Странно, но футболка сухая.
- Да я сам ох*ел.

- Дорогой, а ты где был?
- Бегал.
- Странно, а шахматы пахнут футболкой.
- Раскусила, сцуко!

- Дорогой, а ты где был?
- Бегал за шахматами.
- Странно, а футболка пахнет "Анапой".
- Действительно странно, пили-то водку.

- Дорогой!
- А!
- Может в шахматы?
- Ага, давай, ты пока нюхай футболку, а я за водкой сбегаю.

- Дорогой, может...
- Щас сбегаю.

- Дорогой, ты где был?
- В шахматы играл.
- А почему за водкой до сих пор не сбегал?
- Не могу, у меня футболка каким-то говном воняет...

- Дорогой, ты воняешь, как говно!
- Да пошла ты за шахматами, дура! Бегом! Бегом, нах!

- Дорогой, может побегаем?
- Нах*й мне шахматы, я лучше футболку понюхаю!

- Дорогой, где ты был?
- В шахматах.
- А почему водка пахнет футболкой?
- Потому что бегает.

- Дорогой, что мне нюхать, футболку или шахматы?
- Убегаю, нюхай водку!

- Дорогой! Это шахматы! Бежим!

- Дорогой, где водка?
- А в шахматах смотрела?
- Нет.
- Конечно, тебе бы только футболку нюхать

[lost]

Lady_G,
fotoaparatizzi markasi qanaqa?

[Flamingo]

Bog'imizda bahor:











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Havas qildim bog'izga!!!! Mashu gullar faqat aprel oyida gullaydi shundaymi?? Bir tupgina gullardi uyda....Mart oyi odatda sovuqroq bulgani uchun uni teplicada saqlardik, narciss, kalliyam usardi. Nima uchun aynan aprel oyida gullashi esimda qolganini sababi, aprelda buvijonimni tug'ilgan kunlari undan keyin sinimniki. Buvimga mana shu qung'iroqguldan uzib sovg'a qilardik, sinimga narciss, kup kup narciss!!!! Mani tug'ilgan kunimda rozalarni yuvish sezoni boshlangani uchun teplicalarni ochib tashardik. Usha kunlar hovliga kirsez qip-qizil gullar issiqdan ochilib yotardi!!! Ishonasizmi pochchez sani uzi gullarni ichida katta bulgansan deb hech qachon gul bermaganla!!! Xafa busamam obermasdilareee tovba!!!Oooo quyoncham, yig'latvordiz mani!!!!

[Unique]

Bog'iz botanicheskiy sad dan million marta chiroyliyakan :D
Usha gullarizzi Uzbekistonda o'stirolismi???

[Lady_G]

Bog'iz botanicheskiy sad dan million marta chiroyliyakan :D
Usha gullarizzi Uzbekistonda o'stirolismi???Bilmadim, HH endi ko'ramiz ;)

[Lady_G]

Nem felejtьnk el! Tovбbb йlsz emlйkeinkben..


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:cry:

[Lady_G]

no one becomes small by asking for forgiveness, and the one who forgives,
owns a big heart...

[lost]

Lady G,
tepadagi savolim haliyam o'z javobini qo'lida gul bilan yomg'irli havoda astanovka yonida kutyapti...

[Lady_G]

Lady G,
tepadagi savolim haliyam o'z javobini qo'lida gul bilan yomg'irli havoda astanovka yonida kutyapti...eng arzon olympus ;)

[lost]

eng arzon olympus ;)

fataparat demadizam yaxshi :lol:
markasi deganim manam olmoqchi edim shunaqa :P
oldim uje :(
sizni olgan rasmlariz yaxshi ekan lekin.


Ps. saturn, borizga shukr :D :lol:

[Prudence]

Дорогой, где ты был? - Бегал.

man yigladim :lool: :lool:



Я тожа плякаль :lool: :lool: :lool: :lool: You made my day, thanks Lady :)

[Lady_G]

http://www.dame.mipt.ru/materik/materik17/oblaka/beg01.jpg

Шел-шел одинокий бегемотик и увидел муравейник. "Как было бы хорошо" - подумал он - "если бы вместо муравьев бегало бы столько же бегемотов. Какой бы стоял тогда шум, грохот и тарарам" - и он пошел дальше, один-одинешенек. Потом он встретил летающих пчел, которых было меньше, чем муравьев. "Как было бы хорошо" - подумал он - "если бы вместо пчел от цветка к цветку летало бы столько же бегемотов. Какой бы стоял тогда шум, грохот и тарарам" - и он пошел дальше, один-одинешенек. Потом он встретил жующих морковь зайцев, которых было значительно меньше, чем пчел, примерно человек сто. "Как было бы хорошо" - подумал он - "если бы вместо зайцев было бы столько же бегемотов. Какой бы стоял тогда шум, грохот и тарарам" - и он пошел дальше, один-одинешенек. Потом он встретил другого одинокого бегемотика.

http://www.dame.mipt.ru/materik/materik17/oblaka/beg02.jpg

Но один одинокий бегемотик и другой одинокий бегемотик - это уже просто два бегемотика. Трудно себе даже представить какой шум, грохот, топот и землетрясение могут произвести два бегемотика! И при этом абсолютно никакого тарарама. Ну разве что совсем изредка. (И всего-то семь дней в неделю). Но не более.

[Lady_G]

Bazibir tonkalarga vashem ensalarim qotib ketadieeeey. vij vij vij o'zicha aqllimush! o'Zini ko'rsatadiganlarni yozuvlarini ko'rsam qusgim kep ketadiey. tagim 2hil gapirib qo'yadi. heh o'rgildim!
Gapirolmagan og'izdan chicholmagan ko't yahshi!
e kettim uhlagani

[radnaksi123]

Узи неча ёшсиз L.g?

[Lady_G]

http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/167/youmakebunnycryou9.jpg


Узи неча ёшсиз L.g?Nima edi?

[yuhakseng]

Bazibir tonkalarga vashem ensalarim qotib ketadieeeey. vij vij vij o'zicha aqllimush! o'Zini ko'rsatadiganlarni yozuvlarini ko'rsam qusgim kep ketadiey. tagim 2hil gapirib qo'yadi. heh o'rgildim!
Gapirolmagan og'izdan chicholmagan ko't yahshi!
e kettim uhlagani


:lool: Лэди_ Г, гапни синдирип куясизда, энг ёккан юзер.

[Lady_G]

:lool: Лэди_ Г, гапни синдирип куясизда, энг ёккан юзер.
;) ;)


Day in picture :inlove:

[Royal]

Bazibir tonkalarga vashem ensalarim qotib ketadieeeey. vij vij vij o'zicha aqllimush! o'Zini ko'rsatadiganlarni yozuvlarini ko'rsam qusgim kep ketadiey. tagim 2hil gapirib qo'yadi. heh o'rgildim!
Gapirolmagan og'izdan chicholmagan ko't yahshi!
e kettim uhlagani

lekin judayam chiroyli yozipsiz, judayam gozal yarshipti sizga...huddi etganizday bopti lekin....

[NanOnaN]

iyee ozbemasku a bula:?:rolleyes::D

Day in picture :inlove:[/quote]

[Lady_G]

iyee ozbemasku a bula:?:rolleyes::D
O'zbela o'zbela, ishonvuring :) bazilari manga o'hshagan yarim o'zbek bo'sayam barbir o'zbeman deydi.






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[Sirena]

Chiroyli gullar :))))

[Sirena]

Lady_G, yamman yazipqo'yipsiz lakin, kasaki kimlayanlara qarap attikanabi dap tuninnanvarin uhlappilmin yuripman...
Voy qaysi tilda yozdiz? Qiziqdim:rolleyes:

[Lady_G]

Chiroyli gullar :))))
Ha chiroylila, manulani etmismi.


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Lady_G, yamman yazipqo'yipsiz lakin, kasaki kimlayanlara qarap attikanabi dap tuninnanvarin uhlappilmin yuripman...
Jillimisiz? Sizamasqu u :) Bemolol uhlivaring! Kasak otilg'on odomino yetip bordi uzi ;)

[Lady_G]

http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/7127/fzuckupde0.png

[Qarama]

http://forum.arbuz.com/gallery/showphoto.php/photo/5986/cat/500
:D

[Пушкарева]

Legend-ni boqida o'sadigan gullami? :) juda chiroyli.


Ha chiroylila, manulani etmismi.


http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/3772/p5210001ge2.jpg http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/8347/p5210003ru7.jpg



Jillimisiz? Sizamasqu u :) Bemolol uhlivaring! Kasak otilg'on odomino yetip bordi uzi ;)

[Legend]

Legend-ni boqida o'sadigan gullami? :) juda chiroyli.

Nea manikimas

[Пушкарева]

bomasam, boshlen' gulzorizzi.


Nea manikimas

[Lady_G]

Legend-ni boqida o'sadigan gullami? :) juda chiroyli.:)


Nea manikimas:)


bomasam, boshlen' gulzorizzi.:):)





Ne unaqa demeng endi :)

[Vezunchik]

:)


:)


:):)





Ne unaqa demeng endi :)

boshida tushunguncha qiynaldim, keyin tushun bo`lib o`zimni kulgidan to`htatomi qiynaldim :lool: :lool: :lool: :lool:

[Lady_G]

boshida tushunguncha qiynaldim, keyin tushun bo`lib o`zimni kulgidan to`htatomi qiynaldim :lool: :lool: :lool: :lool:Kulgili gap yozdimmi ?

[Пушкарева]

am i missing anything? :rolleyes: I meant he should start planting a garden of flowers for you. i am sorry if the message was misleading.


Kulgili gap yozdimmi ?

[Lady_G]

am i missing anything? :rolleyes: aha :):)

I meant he should start planting a garden of flowers for you. i am sorry if the message was misleading.Rosade :)
Hech qisi yo'q, o'tib ketadi.

[Lady_G]

Nime shunaqa a? nimeeee???? Man zagar olaman degan kunim havo bulut, quyosh ko'rinmidi, yomgir yogmoqchi :evil: :pissed:
Yomgirni o'ta sevamanu, lek rajalarimi buzsa :madder:

[Пушкарева]

G honim, avatariz zor ekan :)

[Qarama]

G honim, avatariz zor ekan :)

aynan :shock:

:lol:

[Lady_G]

G honim, avatariz zor ekan :)e rahmat, shunaqalli zo'r ekan uzhe optashadila :lol:

[Qarama]

bom chicka wah wah

http://youtube.com/watch?v=zZr0OnfFfMY
YouTube - Axe French - Bom Chicka Wah Wah - SupermarchГ© 1
YouTube - Axe Bom Chicka WahWah

:lool:
YouTube - dj smiths vs markanera feat dundika - bom chicka wah wah
music ;)


it is sad that the ad's are not real :lol:

[Lady_G]

Vax vax vax appetito tutti qiz ekan :loveyes:

http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/5649/retrovixenuc9.jpg

[Lady_G]

Totti shunga oxshasa hamma tutilar yuqalip ketsin :puke:hey! borinde o'zizi honeizga qaytarib keling, haymee? hechkim so'ramadi sizda qanaqaligini, manga yoqsa bo'ldi, siz yahshisi hotinizga qaren borib!!!!

[NYyankNY]

hey! borinde o'zizi honeizga qaytarib keling, haymee? hechkim so'ramadi sizda qanaqaligini, manga yoqsa bo'ldi, siz yahshisi hotinizga qaren borib!!!!


Man siz xaqizda yozdi mi ?
Nimaga Manga gapermastan Oyilamga sakrayapsiz ?
:evil:

[Lady_G]

Man siz xaqizda yozdi mi ?
Nimaga Manga gapermastan Oyilamga sakrayapsiz ?
:evil:
Boring damizi opkeling toza havoda, o'Zizga kelas ;)!

[NYyankNY]

Boring damizi opkeling toza havoda, o'Zizga kelas ;)!

Ozimda man Lady_G Gapiz bosa manga gapering Oyilami qoshmang 1st and last time :evil: Bosin :?

[Lady_G]

Ozimda man Lady_G Gapiz bosa manga gapering Oyilami qoshmang 1st and last time :evil: Bosin :?dubl 2:
Damizni oling ;) !

[PHOENIX]

Legend-ni boqida o'sadigan gullami? :) juda chiroyli.


Nea manikimas

Kimmiki bo'sayam, zo'r udobrenie ekan :lool:

PS: me bad :P

[lobar]

Vax vax vax appetito tutti qiz ekan :loveyes:



vay bu qizzi tanidim :mrgreen:

Playboyyi ho'jayini Hugh Hefnerni mansionida birga turadigan 3ta girlfrienlaridan bittasiyu, oti esimga kemayapti :mrgreen:

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2006/08/30/3008HEF_wideweb__470x276,2.jpg

[Lady_G]

vay bu qizzi tanidim :mrgreen:

Playboyyi ho'jayini Hugh Hefnerni mansionida birga turadigan 3ta girlfrienlaridan bittasiyu, oti esimga kemayapti :mrgreen:

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2006/08/30/3008HEF_wideweb__470x276,2.jpghojiakani zhurnallarini o'g'irlab o'qiyman deng ;) ?

[Auditor]

hojiakani zhurnallarini o'g'irlab o'qiyman deng ;) ?

:lol: :lol: :D :P

uyatsiz LOBAR :P

[lobar]

hojiakani zhurnallarini o'g'irlab o'qiyman deng ;) ?

wohahahahahahahaaaa lol :lool:

yogeee, TVda "The Girls Next Door" digan ko'rsatuv bor, oshalani mansionidan tayorlanadi, kak raz o'sha paytdyam bo'votudidee , anu izbalovanniy qizlani qanaqa partyla qilishini ko'rib qolamande bir xillari :laugh:

http://www.moviegoods.com/Assets/product_images/1010/293337.1010.A.jpg

[Amiri Turkiston]

wohahahahahahahaaaa lol :lool:

yogeee, TVda "The Girls Next Door" digan ko'rsatuv bor, oshalani mansionidan tayorlanadi, kak raz o'sha paytdyam bo'votudidee , anu izbalovanniy qizlani qanaqa partyla qilishini ko'rib qolamande bir xillari :laugh:




lobar - uyatsiz :P :lol:

hojiakam ishlab oilam bola chaqam deb tarjima qilib yursala
siz bulsa TVda har hil Girlslani ko'rib o'tirbsiz...

yomon sho'h ekansiz lekin .... :P

[Lady_G]

Hehe shuuuuuncha 2yilcha uchrashmagan o'rtog'im birdaniga paydo bo'ldi. hehe :)

[Lady_G]

Kimmiki bo'sayam, zo'r udobrenie ekan :lool:

PS: me bad :P
Shu postin bn nima demoqch bo'ganini chuntirib yozvor.

[anchio]

G apka, threadingiza gap yuq :fig:

[anchio]

:shocked:hov man bir lady Gni bilar adim, berda ikki qu

[Lady_G]

:shocked:hov man bir lady Gni bilar adim, berda ikki qu
aay alashtirmis indi, manda godo ikki rohmat barilip getadi :)
Nichiksiz indi?

[Lady_G]

"Malades G, malades! Aqillimsande aqllim!" (http://hu.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amn%C3%A9zia) - propessorim :P

[lobar]

"Malades G, malades! Aqillimsande aqllim!" (http://hu.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amn%C3%A9zia) - propessorim :P

O'zimcha bir nimani tushunarman dib linkka kirib qo'yibman.. rasa tushundime :lol:

[Lady_G]

O'zimcha bir nimani tushunarman dib linkka kirib qo'yibman.. rasa tushundime :lol:wikida 1-2 qursdoshla bn psihologia terminlani to'ldira boshladik ;)

[anchio]

what do you study?

[Lady_G]

what do you study? ISPIHALOGIYA :lol:

[anchio]

ISPIHALOGIYA :lol:

hmm, reminds me of psychology. :)
omad ukishingiza!

[Lady_G]

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Taaaaks bugun 2yil bo'pti qo'shilib hammani jinnisini chiqarib yurganimgaaa :-D .

[anchio]

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Taaaaks bugun 2yil bo'pti qo'shilib hammani jinnisini chiqarib yurganimgaaa :-D .

ili naoborot, hammani qolipa salib yurganiza:frndshp:

[Lady_G]

Zo'r ketvotti lekin (http://hu.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kateg%C3%B3ria:Pszichol%C3%B3gia) :) .

[Lady_G]

Me & my bridesmades :D

http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/9239/shrekaa2.jpg

[anchio]

Zo'r ketvotti lekin (http://hu.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kateg%C3%B3ria:Pszichol%C3%B3gia) :) .

qaysi dil bi uzi?

[Pythagor]

Zo'r ketvotti lekin (http://hu.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kateg%C3%B3ria:Pszichol%C3%B3gia) :) .
bu Mojorlani tili osonakanu a, og'zizga issiq kartishkani sovolib turkcha gapirsez mojorcha bularakonov a

[Lady_G]

qaysi dil bi uzi?
Shu macarca.bu Mojorlani tili osonakanu a, og'zizga issiq kartishkani sovolib turkcha gapirsez mojorcha bularakonov ae haa. shunaqa qip kordizmi deyman :D

[Lady_G]

Man dumalab qoldim :lol:

YouTube - FUNNY Uzbek Shukurullo Isroilov-Bo'g'irsoqdan Uzbekistan

[Lady_G]

Vey man o'Lib qolaman hozi :lool:


Uzbek Shukur yana bir sen kabi do'mboq borligiga ishonmasman

Bahtli bo'l

[Lady_G]

Toy uzi qachon.. USda mi Uzbdami?
To'y inshaAllah keyingi yil bo'votti, Toshkentda. USda ham bo'sin deb so'ragan odamlayam bor ekan. Ko'ramiz :) .

Betga javob berdim, bo'masa o'tta offtop bo'P ketti.

[Lady_G]

Kibaszott meleg van, nem bнrom!!! Kйsz vйge!!! Holnap mйk strandolni!!!!!!!!!

[MiMi]

To'yiz keyingi yil boladimi? To'yiz shu 1-2 oyi ichida boladi deb oylabman.

Vse ravno, Tabrikliyman! :)
To'y inshaAllah keyingi yil bo'votti, Toshkentda. USda ham bo'sin deb so'ragan odamlayam bor ekan. Ko'ramiz :) .

Betga javob berdim, bo'masa o'tta offtop bo'P ketti.

[Lady_G]

Porsche Design Unveils P'9521 Mobile Phone

http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2007/06/porschephone_twoshot.jpg
The casing is milled out of a solid aluminum block a” a unique production method for mobile phones. With this product, Porsche Design has remained loyal to its clear design language and has utilized sophisticated material. The typography, styling and colors of the menu emphasize the mobile phone’s very functional character. A double hinge made from aluminum enables the screen to be rotated through 180A a” thus allowing the phone to be used as a digital camera.

The P’9521 features a fingerprint reader, which clearly identifies the user and thus ensures secure access to personal data. In addition, individual fingerprints can be assigned to particular numbers or phone functions, making operation particularly easy. The standard PIN code can also be replaced by a fingerprint. The know-how for this technology was delivered by Sagem, which has expertise in the field of biometrics. The new mobile phone will be available from fall 2007 in Porsche Design Stores and specialist mobile-phone retailers worldwide. The mobile phone will not be sold in the US, Japan or Korea.

http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2007/06/porschephone_open.jpg

http://www.yankodesign.com/images/design_news/2007/06/6/9521_porsche.jpg

http://www.yankodesign.com/images/design_news/2007/06/6/9521_porsche2.jpg

http://www.yankodesign.com/images/design_news/2007/06/6/9521_porsche3.jpg



Hehe pin codeni unutadiganlarga zo'r ekan. LOL o'qib kuldim rosa.

[Lady_G]

BABY BABY BAAAAABYYYYYYYYYYYYYY :lol: :bigdance:

[Lady_G]

Egyszer minden kiderül. Bármennyire is óvatos vagy, néhány kígyó mégis beférkőzik a kebledbe, és erre csak akkor jössz rá, amikor az mérges fogait beléd mélyeszti. Elején olyan kis szerény, törékeny, érezteti veled, hogy mennyire magányos. Felkarolod, a barátoddá fogadod, bizalmadba férkőzik, és közben csak arra vár mikor csaphat le.
Anyám, mért utálom én ennyire a kétszínű kígyókat? Olyan szarul esik, amikor olyanban csalódsz, akiben megbíztál és megnyíltál. Ez olyan egy rohadt érzés!!!

Na mindegy! Viccesebb lesz, amikor majd egymást fogyasztják..

http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/6345/snakeeatssnakesp0.jpg

[NYyankNY]

Egyszer minden kiderül. Bármennyire is óvatos vagy, néhány kígyó mégis beférkőzik a kebledbe, és erre csak akkor jössz rá, amikor az mérges fogait beléd mélyeszti. Elején olyan kis szerény, törékeny, érezteti veled, hogy mennyire magányos. Felkarolod, a barátoddá fogadod, bizalmadba férkőzik, és közben csak arra vár mikor csaphat le.
Anyám, mért utálom én ennyire a kétszínű kígyókat? Olyan szarul esik, amikor olyanban csalódsz, akiben megbíztál és megnyíltál. Ez olyan egy rohadt érzés!!!

Na mindegy! Viccesebb lesz, amikor majd egymást fogyasztják..

http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/6345/snakeeatssnakesp0.jpg

shu oxerini tushinmadi de :rolleyes::rolleyes:

[Lady_G]

Arrivederci o'ng tepa aql tishim addio, ciao :cry: !!

[Lady_G]

we are family!

http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/8295/shrekhg0.jpg

http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/8066/skrek5bz2.jpg

http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/3498/shrek2zi2.jpg

http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/5277/shrek4lo7.jpg

http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/4726/shrek8jd1.jpg

[Legend]

we are family!

http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/8295/shrekhg0.jpg

http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/8066/skrek5bz2.jpg

http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/3498/shrek2zi2.jpg

http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/5277/shrek4lo7.jpg

http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/4726/shrek8jd1.jpg

O'ldirding lekin :lol:, qattan topasan a bunaqa rasmlani Gul :D

[Lady_G]

O'ldirding lekin :lol:, qattan topasan a bunaqa rasmlani Gul :D
Ha tanidizmi o'zizni :D ? Yoqvottimi 3taaaaaaaaa http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/5.gif :lol: ? Sevib tashimandeee :P

[Legend]

Ha tanidizmi o'zizni :D ? Yoqvottimi 3taaaaaaaaa http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/5.gif :lol: ? Sevib tashimandeee :PAha tanidim , tanidim :), osha osha gap kun boyi san qarisan kechki payitlari esa man ozim qarashaman sanga :D

[Lady_G]

Aha tanidim , tanidim :), osha osha gap kun boyi san qarisan kechki payitlari esa man ozim qarashaman sanga :D
Heh tush ko'ribsiz, kun bo'yi ham hech qatga qochomis :D, qochibam ko'ring!!!!

[Legend]

Heh tush ko'ribsiz, kun bo'yi ham hech qatga qochomis :D, qochibam ko'ring!!!!
Da kuda mi vse denemsya iz podvodnoy lodki :D. SHu blogini 6600 yaqin viewsi bopti uje :)

[lobar]

Da kuda mi vse denemsya iz podvodnoy lodki :D. SHu blogini 6600 yaqin viewsi bopti uje :)

shunaqa ko'pro gaplashib turseyla undanam ko'p bo'ladi viewsi :cool:

[Lady_G]

Da kuda mi vse denemsya iz podvodnoy lodki :D. SHu blogini 6600 yaqin viewsi bopti uje :)
aha shunisidan 6000ta view siziki :lol: qogani Lobarnikimush :D .

[Lady_G]

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[Flamingo]

Tinchlimi?:-D

[Lady_G]

Tinchlimi?:-DEtmimande :-D .

[Lady_G]

Bella Italia, Bella VENEZIAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Guess ichizi bir yoqiiii a :-D ?

[Lady_G]

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[Lady_G]

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[Lady_G]

Oh Juliet..

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[lobar]

Veneziyani sevaman :rolleyes: borarmikinman a biror kun???


offtop qivoriy Gul, sorryy.. Ey Flamingo, avatar qaniiii :?

[Lady_G]

Mazonakisni Nikotini qo'shiqi telimda. Kriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis sog'indim :(

YouTube - Giorgos Mazonakis О“О№ПЋПЃОіОїП‚ ОњО±О¶П‰ОЅО¬ОєО·П‚ ОќО№ОєОїП„ОЇОЅО· Nikotinh

[Qarama]

http://s1.directupload.net/images/070811/cuUSTEh5.jpg

watch out for the evil bunny eater :(

[Qarama]

http://www.gamertagpics.com/messages/ev1l_princess/x1pnp_rgmi5o52R32uk6_kWQyf-q47dKaStVlhpUrURNbwj3k1y84eGGuXknrFvFRNrTVVvYJEVF6 v2dMFX9czxNID7AD1RgoLx_8Lvc7s6tLPYL9oIDvO_3eT61Hkr WKaRs-qfc43u3GU.jpg

[Lady_G]

Oyim: Boshimi nimala deb aylantirmisane san qiz :lol:

http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/9540/dscf2064wd8.jpg

[Lady_G]

o'qish boshlanishidan avval ohirgi day-offdan foydalanib, kunimni oshhonada otkazibman, Fun, Fun, Fun!
Gulli O'rama
http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/2594/img1533kz4.jpg

Oshqovoqli gulli o'rama
bunisi kashfiyot (at least for me, hech gulli oramani oshqovoqlisini qilmagandim, lekin mazali bolarkan)
http://img477.imageshack.us/img477/6981/img1537ch0.jpg


Vey ko'rgan sari kasal bo'P qovomman. Har sapar kiraman shu postga qariman, kiraman shu postga qariman. O'rgatila qanaqa qilinadi, mana qimoqchiman. Bo'masam o'Lip qolamanuu!!!!
http://www.gamertagpics.com/messages/ev1l_princess/x1pnp_rgmi5o52R32uk6_kWQyf-q47dKaStVlhpUrURNbwj3k1y84eGGuXknrFvFRNrTVVvYJEVF6 v2dMFX9czxNID7AD1RgoLx_8Lvc7s6tLPYL9oIDvO_3eT61Hkr WKaRs-qfc43u3GU.jpg

s uma soshjol misane nima balo :rolleyes: ? oldin bunny eater, endi bu. ishqip sharikla joyidami, uydegila ketip qolishmadimi :rolleyes: :lol: ?

[Lady_G]

Jonim, o Jonim http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/5.gif

[Legend]

Jonim, o Jonim http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/5.gif


Au? :D







.

[Lady_G]

Au? :D







.Anaqa, bilasizmi http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/5.gif ?

[Legend]

Anaqa, bilasizmi http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/5.gif ?


Nea, nima ekan? :D

[Lady_G]

Nea, nima ekan? :DNu bilasizuuu http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/5.gif

[Lady_G]

WOW!
what a master piece!

Un vrai chef d'oeuvre!!!
Chapeau!Merci, mon chéri!
A tak unchalik yahshi chiqmadi, egri chiqti :( .

[Legend]

Nu bilasizuuu http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/5.gif


Nea, toka dogadivayus ;)

[Lady_G]

Nea, toka dogadivayus ;)
nuu nuuuu http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/5.gif

[Legend]

nuu nuuuu http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/5.gif


Aaaaaa, boldi, hoz de ;)

[Lady_G]

http://img329.imageshack.us/img329/3798/comeherebigboyredheartwj5.gif

you've been a bad bad boy
i'm gonna take my time, so enjoy
there's no need to feel no shame
relax and sip upon my champagne
'cause i wanna give you a little taste
of the sugar below my waist, you nasty boy

i'll give you some oh-la-la
voulez vous coucher avec moi?
i got you breaking into a sweat
got you hot, bothered, and wet
you nasty boy

nasty naughty boy
:lol:

[Legend]

http://img329.imageshack.us/img329/3798/comeherebigboyredheartwj5.gif
nasty naughty boy[/COLOR]
:lol:


Come to Daddy babe :D

[Lady_G]

Я - женщина и значит я актриса,
во мне сто лиц и тысяча ролей.
Я- женщина и значит я царица,
возлюбленная всех земных царей.
Я- женщина и значит я рабыня,
познавшая солёный вкус обид.
Я- женщина и значит я пустыня,
которая тебя испепелит.
Я- женщина, сильна я поневоле,
но знаешь даже если жизнь-борьба,
Я- женщина, я слабая до боли,
Я -женщина и значит я судьба.
Я- женщина, я просто вспышка страсти,
но мой удел терпение и труд...
Я- женщина, я то большое счастье
Которое совсем не берегут.
Я- женщина и этим я опасна,
огонь и лед навек во мне одной.
Я- женщина и значит я прекрасна,
с младенчества до старости седой.
Я- женщина и в мире все дороги
ведут ко мне, а не в какой-то Рим.
Я- женщина, я избранная Богом,
хотя уже наказанная им!

[lost]

Lady, zo'r avatar topdim sizga : )

[Lady_G]

Lady, zo'r avatar topdim sizga : )

Bu anaqa almashtiring yoqmadi hozirgisi degan namekmi ;) ?
A tak attached imageiz ochilmayabti :(

[lost]

Bu anaqa almashtiring yoqmadi hozirgisi degan namekmi ;) ?
A tak attached imageiz ochilmayabti :(
yommon sezasizde :lol:
man buni topganimda sizda shreck akani ayollarini rasmi deb uylovdim.:-D
hozir qarasam oyoq (?)


A tak attached imageiz ochilmayabti :(
imageni razmeri kichik bo'lgani uchun, alohida oknoda ochilmaydi. save as qilsayez bo'ldi.


ps


-A tak attached imageiz ochilmayabti
-imageni razmeri kichik bo'lgani uchun, alohida oknoda ochilmaydi. sava as qilsayez bo'ldi.
manashu o'zbekcha gapirishimni Klara opa (ona tili o'qituvchimiz. manga 5 qo'yardila) ko'rsala, validol ichardila. 3 ta ketma-ket :lol:

[Lady_G]

Bugun Titanic vistavka ochildi. Kecha esa Titanic kinoniyam ko'rdim, yana rosa yigladim.

http://kepek.origo.hu/galleriesdisplay/upload//0706/Plak_2007614112047/img/1n.jpg

http://kepek.origo.hu/galleriesdisplay/upload//0706/Korab2007614111839/img/5n.jpg

http://kepek.origo.hu/galleriesdisplay/upload//0706/Korab2007614111839/img/2n.jpg

[Lady_G]

You can run on for a long time

[Lady_G]

Nekem is tйnyleg elegem van az egйszből. Pihenni akarok. Vйgre pihenni. Elaludni йs soha tцbbй nem felkelni..

[Lady_G]

Samollabman. Burnim Niagaradan qolishmayabtieeeeeeeeeeeeee! Oyim isiriq tutattila battar oqa boshladi, +sassuuuuuuuuuuuumaaaaaaaaan :bawling: !!!!!

[Lady_G]

Vazeeeeeeeeee hogy йn mennyire utбlom a fogбszatra jбrni!!! Nanб, hogy йpp nincs itthon a fogdoki, йs ьgyeletre kellett mennem!! Igaz, hogy nagyon helyes volt a doki, de amit művelt velem.. legszнvesebben megfolytottam volna. Annyira fбjt az egйsz gyцkйrkezelйs :( ъgy ugrбltam a szйkben, mint pattogatott kukorica. Akбrhбnyszor behatolt a tűvel aaaaaaaaaaaaa szőrnyű volt. Meg aztбn semmit nem hatott a fбjdalomcsillapнtу. 2x is kaptam, de szinte semmi. Ultrakaint is adott helyileg. Aztбn rendesen vйrzett is a fogbelem. brrrrrrrrrrr йs mйg 3x vissza kell mennem :bawling:

[Frida]

ko'p postlarni o'qib chiqdim.... ko'pdan beri kirmagan edim bu threadga.

Lady-G va Legend, you are so cute..... :)

Here is my favorite of Johnny Cash, Hurt..... YouTube - Johnny Cash Hurt

on the same note .... Seven Spanish Angels is also great by Ray Charles and W.Nelson :D YouTube - willie nelson and ray charles seven spanish angels

[Legend]

ko'p postlarni o'qib chiqdim.... ko'pdan beri kirmagan edim bu threadga.

Lady-G va Legend, you are so cute..... :)



Yes she is....:D

[Lady_G]

Yes she is....:DVo vo burniz yana o'svotti http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/44.gif

[Legend]

Vo vo burniz yana o'svotti http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/44.gif

loool :lol:

bir kunmas bir o'ldirib qoyasan de mani :lol:

[Nevidimka]

lady_g honim sizni shu threadizda ko'rodim,zo'r chizodiz, havas qilodim,kecha biz ham do'stlar bilan hindlar shaharchasiga borodik,atailab qiziqib sotib, uyga kelib,o'zimcha birinchi marta hinna chizib ko'rdim,lekin yahshi narsa ekan, uiga singilalrimga ham jo'nataman o'zimga rosa yoqdi,sizda ko'proq rasmlar bo'lsa share qiling,narigi safar sizni rasmlarizdan copy qilarman,bu safar just try qildim....:D

[Lady_G]

Malades Nevidimkaxon :) . Biza inshaAllah ertaga qizla bn iftorlik qilamiz va hna chizamiz

Henna traditions for the end of Ramadan "Id_al-Fitr" (http://www.hennapage.com/henna/encyclopedia/ramadan/)
The end of ramadan is celebrated with gifts, family parties, street carnivals, new clothing..and henna!This celebration was called "The Little Feast", or the "Id"al-Fitr" comparing it to "The Great Feast" of "Id al-Adha" at the end of Hajj. Village celebrations often went on for 7 days, and this was a favorite time to schedule marriages...
..women scheduled a special trip to the village bath the evening before "Id al-Fitr". At the hammam, the village bath, they washed and hennaed their hair, hennaed their fingertips, palms, and soles. If the women had the means and the leisure time, they would arrange for a henna artist to come to their home for a henna party. They celebrated their return to adornment and beauty with their perfumes, their jewlry, their kohl, their henna. In most ethnic groups, Muslim women traditionally removed all their body hair, and then hennaed their bikini zone to soothe the rash!
Because this was a busy holiday season, and henna takes time to apply and dry, most women got simple patterns, less elaborate than a brodal pattern. Well-to-do women could afford the time and axpense of a professioanl artist to have prettier petterns.
Most people applied henna at the end of Ramadan. Children, older women, and men would have just a little henna, perhaps just their soles, or fingernails. DOting people would henna their pet dog, staining the tail and paws. Light colored dogs might also have their aers hennaed, a mark on thir foreheads, or a hennaed patch on the back or flank. Favorite horses had their tails, hooves and legs hennaed, though this indulgence was only for the wealthy, and sometimes reserved for the ruler. SOmetimes even the roof post of the house got a bad of henna.
In Bahrain at "Id al-Fitr", itinerant merchants and carnival operators put up little ferris wheels and merry-go-rounds in available vacant spaces. Children often get little gifts of money for the holiday, and they love to spend it at these carnivals. Docile donkeys are scrubbed up, beautified with henna, and put out in fancy harnesses, and children gleefully pay a few coins to have a holday ride on these hennaed donkeys!

Eid al_Fatr:
Henna plays a role in the Id al Fitr or ‘Little Feast’ at the end of Ramadan. Women apply henna to their hair, hands and feet. A perfume derived form the flowers of the henna plant is used during prayers.
"Every Eid, my aunty would put mehndi on my hands."

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[Lady_G]

Speak softly, love and hold me warm against your heart
I feel your words, the tender trembling moments start
Were in a world, our very own
Sharing a love that only few have ever known

Wine-colored days warmed by the sun
Deep velvet nights when we are one

Speak softly, love so no one hears us but the sky
The vows of love we make will live until we die
My life is yours and all becau-au-se
You came into my world with love so softly love

YouTube - Andy Williams' Speak Softly, Love (from 'The Godfather')


Someday when I'm awfully low
When the world is cold
I feel a glow just thinking of you
And the way you look tonight.
Oh, but you're lovely with your smile so warm
And your cheek so soft
There is nothing for me to love you
And the way you look tonight
With each word your tenderness grows


Tearing my fear apart
And that laugh that wrinkles your nose
touches my foolish heart
Lovely, never ever change
Keep that breathless charr
Won't you please arrange it?
'Cause I love you
Just the way you look tonight...

YouTube - Andy Williams - The Way You Look Tonight (Year 1966)


Where do i begin
To tell the story
Of how greatful love can be
The sweet love story
That is older than the sea
That sings the truth about the love she brings to me
Where do i start

With the first hello
She gave the meaning
To this empty world of mine
That never did
Another love another time
She came into my life
And made a living fine
She fills my heart

She fills my heart
With very special things
With angel songs
With wild imaginings
She fills my soul
With soo much love
That anywhere i go
Im never lonely
With her along who could b lonely
I reach for her hand
Its always there

How long does it last
Can love be measured by the hours in a day
I have no answers no
But this much i can say
I know ill need her till this love song burn away
And she;ll b there...
How long does it last
Can love b measured by the hours in a day
I have no answers no
But this much i can say
I know ill need her till this love song burn away
And she'll be there...

YouTube - Andy Williams' Love Story (Where Do I Begin?)


Shunaqalli sevaman :-)

YouTube - Sex and the City - The End

YouTube - Carrie and Big - Sex and the city



















You'll never find, as long as you live
Someone who loves you tender like I do
You'll never find, no matter where you search
Someone who cares about you the way I do

Whoa, I'm not braggin' on myself, baby
But I'm the one who loves you
And there's no one else! No one else!

You'll never find, it'll take the end of all time
Someone to understand you like I do
You'll never find the rhythm, the rhyme
All the magic we shared, just us two

Whoa, I'm not tryin' to make you stay, baby
But I know some how, some day, some way
You are (you're gonna miss my lovin')
You're gonna miss my lovin' (you're gonna miss my lovin')
You're gonna miss my lovin' (you're gonna miss my lovin')
You're gonna miss, you're gonna miss my lo-o-ove

Late in the midnight hour, baby (you're gonna miss my lovin')
When it's cold outside (you're gonna miss my lovin')
You're gonna miss, you're gonna miss my lo-o-ove

You'll never find another love like mine
Someone who needs you like I do
You'll never see what you've found in me
You'll keep searching and searching your whole life through

Whoa, I don't wish you no bad luck, baby
But there's no ifs and buts or maybes

(You're gonna) You're gonna miss (miss my lovin')
You're gonna miss my lovin' (you're gonna miss my lovin')
I know you're gonna my lovin' (you're gonna miss my lovin')
You're gonna miss, you're gonna miss my lo-o-ove

Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh (you're gonna miss my lovin')
Late in the midnight hour, baby (you're gonna miss my lovin')
When it gets real cold outside (you're gonna miss my lovin')
I know, I know that you are gonna miss my lo-o-ove

Let me tell you that you're gonna miss my lovin'
Yes you will, baby (you're gonna miss my lovin')
When I'm long gone

I know, I know, I know that you are gonna miss

YouTube - Michael BublГ© &amp; Laura Pausini -You'll Never Find (legendado)

[Lady_G]

Yuragim siqilyabti, yommon siqilyabti. Shunaqalli og'rivottiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. Huddi joyidan lop etib yorilib chiqmoqchidek....... chunmayabman, hechnima chunmayabman :( yomon qattu botvotti lekin :cry:

[Glance]

Yuragim siqilyabti, yommon siqilyabti. Shunaqalli og'rivottiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. Huddi joyidan lop etib yorilib chiqmoqchidek....... chunmayabman, hechnima chunmayabman :( yomon qattu botvotti lekin :cry:

Lady_G hon, sizni Happy Bunny ekanligiz qaytangi bizani ko'ynimizani ko'tarib, Sizdan o'rnak olishga undaydi, Siz bo'sa shunaqa disez.. Siqilmen, InshaAllah yaxshi bo'ladi http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/6.gif

[Lady_G]

Hihetetlen, hogy nйmely emberből mit ki nem hoz a "hatalom". Йs, hogy tцkig benyaljбk magukat a "hatalmas" embernйl mlg sajбt maguknak is ellentmondanak nйmelyek. Ez olyan de olyan vicces :-) . Йs a rengeteg kйtszнnű emberke. Pfuuuuuj!! Nйhбny jу pontйrt mйg az anyjukat is kйpesek eladni. Bassza meg ez csak egy fуrum. Egy kibaszott cyber vilбg, egy hбlуzat, ez nem йlet. Mikor tanulnak mбr meg vйgre reбlisan lбtni a dolgokat az emberkйk? Valуban igaz a mondбs, hogy adj hatalmat az embernek йs megtudod ki Ő. Hm basszus egy miniбllamot hoztak lйtre online, йs mйg a rйsztvevők gondolatбt is uralni akarjбk. Tudom, hogy most Te aki ezt olvassa lefordнtod majd, йs ellenem fogsz fordulni, de kit йrdekel?! Le vagy szarva loser :-) !


PS: tudod a offline is van йlet, csak nйzz ki az ablakon, csak egy уrбra kapcsold ki a szбmнtуgйped, йs йlj is egy kicsit, meglбtod az йlet szйp!

[Lady_G]

E burnizi tishlangla hammeng, tishlomasaizla hisobmas, unaqada shishib ketingla :lool: :lool:

[Lady_G]

henna hennareeeee :bigdance:

[JoJ]

henna hennareeeee :bigdance:

strashneee ne bivaet :evil:

[Lady_G]

strashneee ne bivaet :evil:E ketmon, ichiz yonsin yonsin, sizga barbir chizib bermiman :P


PS: oo avatarla ja boshqachamie ;)

[Shahnoz]

Hihetetlen, hogy nйmely emberből mit ki nem hoz a "hatalom". Йs, hogy tцkig benyaljбk magukat a "hatalmas" embernйl mlg sajбt maguknak is ellentmondanak nйmelyek. Ez olyan de olyan vicces :-) . Йs a rengeteg kйtszнnű emberke. Pfuuuuuj!! Nйhбny jу pontйrt mйg az anyjukat is kйpesek eladni. Bassza meg ez csak egy fуrum. Egy kibaszott cyber vilбg, egy hбlуzat, ez nem йlet. Mikor tanulnak mбr meg vйgre reбlisan lбtni a dolgokat az emberkйk? Valуban igaz a mondбs, hogy adj hatalmat az embernek йs megtudod ki Ő. Hm basszus egy miniбllamot hoztak lйtre online, йs mйg a rйsztvevők gondolatбt is uralni akarjбk. Tudom, hogy most Te aki ezt olvassa lefordнtod majd, йs ellenem fogsz fordulni, de kit йrdekel?! Le vagy szarva loser :-) !


PS: tudod a offline is van йlet, csak nйzz ki az ablakon, csak egy уrбra kapcsold ki a szбmнtуgйped, йs йlj is egy kicsit, meglбtod az йlet szйp!

O'qiyman desam, O'zbekchamas ekan... :-)

[Lady_G]

http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/1861/bunny96jy5.jpg

[Unique]

henna hennareeeee :bigdance:

shu henna uzoq davom etadimi? bizada marketda $5 ga kichkiiina kaltakesakni rasmini chizib qo'yishadi. :?

zo'r chiqibdi lekin. :)

[Lady_G]

shu henna uzoq davom etadimi? bizada marketda $5 ga kichkiiina kaltakesakni rasmini chizib qo'yishadi. :?

zo'r chiqibdi lekin. :)Manda posuda sosuda uyni ishlari bn 1hapta chididi.

[rosefire]

Vey ko'rgan sari kasal bo'P qovomman. Har sapar kiraman shu postga qariman, kiraman shu postga qariman. O'rgatila qanaqa qilinadi, mana qimoqchiman. Bo'masam o'Lip qolamanuu!!!!

Blogiz zo'rku-a Lady_G:D, nima avval kormaganikinman:rolleyes:
Masterpiecelarni ham qator qib terib otkazib qoyadigan san'at asarlarini yaratvoribsizku (Havas:D)
Hey, gulli oramani (honimni organvoldizmi keyin? uzr bu postizi kormagan ekanman avvalro, instructionlarini vizzillatib jonatvorardim)

hinaga gap yo lekin i'm speechless:love:

[NYyankNY]

http://cdnll.img1.imagechef.com/w/071101/samp89d34c480f4156af.jpg

[Lady_G]

Blogiz zo'rku-a Lady_G:D, nima avval kormaganikinman:rolleyes:
Masterpiecelarni ham qator qib terib otkazib qoyadigan san'at asarlarini yaratvoribsizku (Havas:D)
Hey, gulli oramani (honimni organvoldizmi keyin? uzr bu postizi kormagan ekanman avvalro, instructionlarini vizzillatib jonatvorardim)

hinaga gap yo lekin i'm speechless:love:Yo'q afsus :( Bittasi o'rgataman deb o'rgatmadi :evil:

[Lady_G]

Igor Moiseev vafot etibti :( Qishloqimizga keganlarida 2martayam borgandim korgani, shunaqalli ajoyib edi. Allah rahmat etsin.

[Frida]

http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/1861/bunny96jy5.jpg


o'l Guli, Bunny degan hamma narsani qo'yaverar ekande? endi blogingizda vibratorlarni reklamasini qo'yishga ham yetib kepsiz. u yog'i nima bo'ladi. :uups::lol: :lool: hazillashdim o'rtoq, blogizga gap yo'q, mana man hozir anu yulduzchalar degan joyini topi, o'zim 5 yulduz berib rate qivoraman.

[Lady_G]

o'l Guli, Bunny degan hamma narsani qo'yaverar ekande? endi blogingizda vibratorlarni reklamasini qo'yishga ham yetib kepsiz. u yog'i nima bo'ladi. :uups::lol: :lool: hazillashdim o'rtoq, blogizga gap yo'q, mana man hozir anu yulduzchalar degan joyini topi, o'zim 5 yulduz berib rate qivoraman.Tarbuzlayam turadi, vibratorgayam osilmengla!

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[Frida]

Tarbuzlayam turadi, vibratorgayam osilmengla!


ashula qilib ayting-chi, balki tushunarman! :lol:

Tarvuzlar ham turadi, demoqchimisiz? A gde tut svyaz'?

[Lady_G]

ashula qilib ayting-chi, balki tushunarman! :lol:

Tarvuzlar ham turadi, demoqchimisiz? A gde tut svyaz'?E avatarni almashtiring tarvuzla yorilmasdan oldin deb tarvuzlaga osilishti. SIz esa vibratorga osilvos. SHude.

[lobar]

ashula qilib ayting-chi, balki tushunarman! :lol:

Tarvuzlar ham turadi, demoqchimisiz? A gde tut svyaz'?

eh fridajon, soddasizdee, tarvuz hov anu avatarlaridagi qizda borakan :lol: haliyam svyaz ko'rinmayaptimi :lol: