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UzLand
06-10-2007, 09:08 PM
YouTube - Police in the United States (in Uzbek)

Inspiredmind
06-10-2007, 09:24 PM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=owUSE-tSR1Q
well done...raxmat,,
so endi baza dannix da any tag numberlarni opredelit' kiladikandeee,,,

Delf
06-10-2007, 10:56 PM
Odil Ruzaliev, driver licencengizda -5 point bor ekan :)

Innan kein, Date of birth, Adres, SSN (!!!), height, weight, DL number - hammasi ekranda yaqqol korinib turibti.

Ko'rasiz, bir hafta otmasdan kimdir sizzi nomizga credit card ochib oladi :)
Sizni ornizda osha kadrlarni ochirib tashlagan bolardim.

Delf.

Professor
06-11-2007, 01:08 AM
ermiga bulsa ham ohirida uzbekcha biror narsa urgatmapsizda haligi police akalarga...a tak manimcha kompyuterizatsiya 7-8 yil odin ham bor edi, lekin bilmadim odamni ham aniqlardimi yuqmi, lekin mashinalarni tochno aniqlardi, ugondami yuqmi.
Odil aka ancha semirgan kurinadi..mosholloh. :)

UzLand
06-11-2007, 06:45 AM
Odil Ruzaliev, driver licencengizda -5 point bor ekan :)

Innan kein, Date of birth, Adres, SSN (!!!), height, weight, DL number - hammasi ekranda yaqqol korinib turibti.

Ko'rasiz, bir hafta otmasdan kimdir sizzi nomizga credit card ochib oladi :)
Sizni ornizda osha kadrlarni ochirib tashlagan bolardim.

Delf.


SSN йук. Адрес узгаради:) Колганидан фойдаланаверсин. Айникса, height and weight:)

Gareeb
06-11-2007, 07:11 AM
Qoyil Odil aka, uzbeklarga Amerika havosini olib kelgandek bo'pti. :)
Bizning mentlar ham Amerikalik hamkasblaridan o'rnak olsa yomon bo'lmasdi...

UzLand
06-11-2007, 07:12 AM
Qoyil Odil aka, uzbeklarga Amerika havosini olib kelgandek bo'pti. :)
Bizning mentlar ham Amerikalik hamkasblaridan o'rnak olsa yomon bo'lmasdi...

Узи максад хам шу эди...

Al Gore
06-11-2007, 07:13 AM
AQSH politsiyasi gap yo'q, xizmatini a'lo o'taydi.

Al Gore
06-11-2007, 07:15 AM
150,000 алхолига 320та полиция экан, бизникига ухшаб кетаркан :)
АКШда полиция халкка хизмат килади, кучада адашиб колсанггиз хам тугри юлга солиб куяди, бизани полиция буни куриб котса керак :lool:
To'g'ri, lekin xizmatni qanday o'tashda farq katta, bizarnkilar poradan boshi chiqmaydi,ha insofbergurlar, AQSH politsiyasiga havaslarim keldi,Odil Ro'zaliyevdga gap yo'q

yuhakseng
06-11-2007, 07:21 AM
150,000 ахолига 320та полиция экан, бизникига ухшаб кетаркан :)
АКШда полиция халкка хизмат килади, кучада адашиб колсанггиз хам тугри йулга солиб куяди, бизани полиция буни куриб котса керак :lool:

UzLand
06-11-2007, 07:21 AM
150,000 ахолига 320та полиция экан, бизникига ухшаб кетаркан :)
АКШда полиция халкка хизмат килади, кучада адашиб колсанггиз хам тугри йулга солиб куяди, бизани полиция буни куриб котса керак :lool:

Бизи полиция жуда хам "злой" полиция:)

Al Gore
06-11-2007, 07:25 AM
bizni ''politsiyaga" hech kimni ish tushmasin

VatanparvaR
06-11-2007, 07:51 AM
UzLand aka, fikr keldi. :)

Manashunaqa umumiy ko'rsatuvlarni UzTVda ko'rsatsa bo'lmaydimi?
"Amerika s Mihail Taratutotom" degan ko'rsatuv bo'lardiku, bizniki "Amerika Odil Ruzaliev bilan" bo'ladida :D

UzLand
06-11-2007, 07:55 AM
UzLand aka, fikr keldi. :)

Manashunaqa umumiy ko'rsatuvlarni UzTVda ko'rsatsa bo'lmaydimi?
"Amerika s Mihail Taratutotom" degan ko'rsatuv bo'lardiku, bizniki "Amerika Odil Ruzaliev bilan" bo'ladida :D

Булади. УзТв га олдин бир-икки таклиф этилган, бирок улар нейтрал мавзуларда хам Америка Овози билан хамкорлик килмокчи эмас.

Vector
06-11-2007, 07:58 AM
inglizlani poliziyasi ham shunaqa,zor servis qilishadi lekin, texnologicheski obespechennie do zubov...
sistemasida qachon UKga keganilaniyam bir pasta bilvaladi.
uzland, hamma privacy infolani berib qoyibsizku, SSN ham korinib turibti...

UzLand
06-11-2007, 08:00 AM
inglizlani poliziyasi ham shunaqa,zor servis qilishadi lekin, texnologicheski obespechennie do zubov...
sistemasida qachon UKga keganilaniyam bir pasta bilvaladi.
uzland, hamma privacy infolani berib qoyibsizku, SSN ham korinib turibti...

SSN эмас у...

Professor
06-11-2007, 08:02 AM
Булади. УзТв га олдин бир-икки таклиф этилган, бирок улар нейтрал мавзуларда хам Америка Овози билан хамкорлик килмокчи эмас.
UzTV'da kursatib qolishsa bomi, bizi mentlar ish tashlash elon qiladi...bittadan personal moshina va laptop bermaguncha....yani bola chaqa uchun. :D

Vector
06-11-2007, 08:03 AM
SSN эмас у...

nima u bomasam? ssn turibtiku, bilmadim slada qanaqa boladi u nomer lekin...

bizani mentla yahshi baribir, ushati ozida kelishsa boladi ortiqcha bosh origsiz, bula bilan hop hop dib jim otiriladi...

Professor
06-11-2007, 08:04 AM
:D SSN эмас у... u SNB. :D

Al Gore
06-11-2007, 08:10 AM
Bizdagi mentlarga avval qonunlarni yahshiroq o'rgatish kerak,undan tashqari mansabni suyistimol qilishga qattiq chora ko'rilish kerak, ehhhhh gap ko'p baliq boshidan sasigan, balkimi shu boshidan qutulish kerakmi avval?

Professor
06-11-2007, 08:11 AM
Politsiya mahkamasi boshligining gapi" Bizga odamlar pul uchun emas halqqa xizmat uchun kelishadi, vatanga xizmat qilishga keladi" deydi. Qiziq bizda akademiyani bitirayotganlar ham shu firkidami a?

P.S. Odil aka, birthday party'ga ham yaqin qolibdiyu..haligi police akadan surab oldim. :D :D

Al Gore
06-11-2007, 08:16 AM
menimcha o'zi zo'rba zo'r o'qishga kiradiyu, qanday qilib vatanga xizmat qilishni o'ylasin ular, ha insof bersinda,,,,,,,

melo
06-11-2007, 08:32 AM
Its good to know how much money they waste on the police so they can harass people better. Just think how happy the Uzbek government would be with this kind of technology. They still have a lot to learn about controlling the population from their american counterparts.

UzLand
06-11-2007, 08:48 AM
Its good to know how much money they waste on the police so they can harass people better. Just think how happy the Uzbek government would be with this kind of technology. They still have a lot to learn about controlling the population from their american counterparts.

Jaguar Paw, you are full of negativity. Great advice: always stay positive, even when they take you for an execution:)

UzLand
06-11-2007, 08:48 AM
nima u bomasam? ssn turibtiku, bilmadim slada qanaqa boladi u nomer lekin...

Правани номери...

UzLand
06-11-2007, 08:49 AM
P.S. Odil aka, birthday party'ga ham yaqin qolibdiyu..haligi police akadan surab oldim. :D :D

Совгани тайерлаб тураверинг:)

Professor
06-11-2007, 08:59 AM
Совгани тайерлаб тураверинг:)
Pul ketsa ketsin obru ketmasin...mana bitta Ford mashinasi bizdan bulsin...nomerini ham uzimizi GAI'dan olaman haligi pravani nomeriga mos tushishi uchun. :)
Thread'ni yarmidan kupi Odil akani SSN nomeri haqida buldiyu...haqiqiy uzbekchilik da...mavzuni uzgartirsa ham bulardi.:D :D

melo
06-11-2007, 09:00 AM
Jaguar Paw, you are full of negativity. Great advice: always stay positive, even when they take you for an execution:)

Someone needs to be realistic. ;) I just can't sit hear and read about how wonderful american police are. :shock: :lol:

Octavarium
06-11-2007, 09:01 AM
UzLand aka, fikr keldi. :)

Manashunaqa umumiy ko'rsatuvlarni UzTVda ko'rsatsa bo'lmaydimi?
"Amerika s Mihail Taratutotom" degan ko'rsatuv bo'lardiku, bizniki "Amerika Odil Ruzaliev bilan" bo'ladida :D

O’zi yarim O’zbekiston Amerikaga kelish niyatida yuradi, agar “Amerika s Odilom Ruzalievim” dasturi UzTVda ko’rsatilsa, umuman butun O’zbekiston aholisi Amerikani zabt etishga toyyorgarlik ko’raboshlaydi. O’zbekistonda ikkita odam qoladi – Karimov va Studiosus…

UzLand
06-11-2007, 09:48 AM
O’zi yarim O’zbekiston Amerikaga kelish niyatida yuradi, agar “Amerika s Odilom Ruzalievim” dasturi UzTVda ko’rsatilsa, umuman butun O’zbekiston aholisi Amerikani zabt etishga toyyorgarlik ko’raboshlaydi. O’zbekistonda ikkita odam qoladi – Karimov va Studiosus…

:lool: :lool: :lool: :lool:

UzLand
06-11-2007, 09:50 AM
Someone needs to be realistic. ;) I just can't sit hear and read about how wonderful american police are. :shock: :lol:

Just think how happy the Uzbek government would be with this kind of technology. They still have a lot to learn about controlling the population from their american counterparts.

Right, now you are being realistic. If the Uzbek government does what it does without learning much from the US counterparts, what is gonna happen when they master American experience? You are so realistic!:)

melo
06-11-2007, 09:56 AM
Right, now you are being realistic. If the Uzbek government does what it does without learning much from the US counterparts, what is gonna happen when they master American experience? You are so realistic!:)


Well the US will pay for lots of things as long as Uzbekistan sells out to US corporate interests. They paid for lots of "anti-terrorism" training and equipment already.

:rolleyes: And are we really going to compare the information the US has on its citizens with what Uzbekistan knows? :lol: You have lived in the US long enough to understand what extent the governmetn monitors everything that happens. Can the SNB pull up total financial informaiton, buyng preferences, telephone records, library books checked out, voting history, demographic information, work history, and phone logs on every one of its citizens? You are seriously willing to make that comparison? They even arrest some homeless guys for looking at the Google Earth too much and say they foiled a terror plot to destroy JFK airport.

UzLand
06-11-2007, 10:00 AM
:rolleyes: And are we really going to compare the information the US has on its citizens with what Uzbekistan knows? :lol: You have lived in the US long enough to understand what extent the governmetn monitors everything that happens.

One big difference between the US and Uzbekistan on this issue is that what US government does and information it has on its citizens do not bother them. Whereas the Uzbek government does it even without having that information extensively.

Can the SNB pull up total financial informaiton, buyng preferences, telephone records, library books checked out, voting history, demographic information, work history, and phone logs on every one of its citizens?

I believe SNB has a lot of information. You just don't know. In US you do know because it is an open society.

They even arrest some homeless guys for looking at the Google Earth too much and say they foiled a terror plot to destroy JFK airport.

If Google Earth had as much info on Uzbekistan as US, they would arrest everyone looking at the Oq Saroy.

melo
06-11-2007, 10:06 AM
One big difference between the US and Uzbekistan on this issue is that what US government does and information it has on its citizens do not bother them. Whereas the Uzbek government does it even without having that information extensively.
Many would disagree with the claim that the US government does not bother them. :lol: :shock: :?

I believe SNB has a lot of information. You just don't know. In US you do know because it is an open society.
The point is that US society has been molded to gather information on everyone. Technology has been very useful for that. Its an open society when one political party wants to win the next election and exposes it. But then they just continue the same practice until the next election comes up.

UzLand
06-11-2007, 10:24 AM
Many would disagree with the claim that the US government does not bother them. :lol: :shock: :?

Many would disagree with your use of the word "many" in the line above:)

melo
06-11-2007, 10:28 AM
Many would disagree with your use of the word "many" in the line above:)

I am sure that is the opinion in Washington. :lol: :lol: They obviously have a good underestanding of what goes on in the country. The best example would be the new democratic congress. :lool: Molodets congress for not doing anything that got you elected :rolleyes: And people don't understand why I don't vote.

Mr. Putin
06-11-2007, 04:34 PM
Bizdagi mentlarga avval qonunlarni yahshiroq o'rgatish kerak,undan tashqari mansabni suyistimol qilishga qattiq chora ko'rilish kerak, ehhhhh gap ko'p baliq boshidan sasigan, balkimi shu boshidan qutulish kerakmi avval?
Oyligini oshirmasa qattiq chora korganini foydasi yoq- deb oylayman. Kechirasizlaru, lekin bunaqa fikrlaga vobshe qoshilmiman. Ozila oylap korila, agar odam oyligi kam bolsa, lekin ishi orqali soqqa topish imkoniyati bolsa, nima qiladi, bundan foydalanadi. Bunday suyistimol qilishdan faqat diniy va tarbiyaviy asnoda vos keshish mumkin, agar oyligi kam bolsa ham. Dini ham tarbiyasi ham kuchsiz bolsa, ana unday odamdan korasila keyin...

Bitta misol, silani ham gruzialik ortoqlarilar bor bolsa kerak. Ulardan bir sorap koringlar, Sakashvilli mentlarni reforma qilishdan oldin ularni mentlari qanaqa edi, reformadan keyin nima boldi deb. Gruzinlani reformasini boyicha oddiy mentlarini oyligi ortacha 300-400$ qilip beligilandi. Undan tashqari mashinalarni iti (VW Passat) va technikalar olindi. Bir ikkta seminardan keyin, qarabsizki bu mentlar xushmomilali bolishti. Albatta uyda qazon qaynayapti, qorin toq, oylik yahshi yana nima kerak?! Oyligini kop qilsa, ula yana qorqadi boshqa bunaqa kotta oyliklik ish topa olmiman deb va pora olmidi, ishni suistemol qilmide.

bacha
06-11-2007, 04:50 PM
Uzland, just honestly, aren`t you hired and paid by american government to advertise, note; not to tell the news, but advertise the american life?

Knowing your thoughts, beliefs, scepticism about religion and so on, one can only wonder what a good choice they have made, if the above theory is true.

UzLand
06-11-2007, 08:52 PM
Uzland, just honestly, aren`t you hired and paid by american government to advertise, note; not to tell the news, but advertise the american life?

Knowing your thoughts, beliefs, scepticism about religion and so on, one can only wonder what a good choice they have made, if the above theory is true.

As usual, you know a lot:)

VatanparvaR
06-11-2007, 11:27 PM
Булади. УзТв га олдин бир-икки таклиф этилган, бирок улар нейтрал мавзуларда хам Америка Овози билан хамкорлик килмокчи эмас.

Xozirgi qiyin vaziyatda, lekin, bir tamondan qarasa, to'g'ri qilishadi. Tsr bilan u dan xar narsa kutsa bo'ladi. Hudo biladi, ko'rsatuvlariga kadirovka qo'yib, red revolution qilishiyam xech gap emas...

anchio
06-12-2007, 02:10 AM
Bu policelani Robotic versionlari chiksa yanada yaxshi bulardi. No eating (donuts), no bribing, no complaining, no family matters..ehhe, sanasa kup ekan.

UzLand
06-12-2007, 08:34 AM
Xozirgi qiyin vaziyatda, lekin, bir tamondan qarasa, to'g'ri qilishadi. Tsr bilan u dan xar narsa kutsa bo'ladi. Hudo biladi, ko'rsatuvlariga kadirovka qo'yib, red revolution qilishiyam xech gap emas...

:lool: :lool: :lool: :lool:

VatanparvaR
06-12-2007, 08:38 AM
:lool: :lool: :lool: :lool:

Iye, nega kulasiz? Ishonib bo'ladimi :D
Psihotrop hujum, bor narsaku uje.

Akhee-Abdullah
06-12-2007, 09:33 AM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=owUSE-tSR1Q

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Professor
06-12-2007, 09:41 AM
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Odil aka AQSh politsiyasi haqida reportaj qilaman degandilar...uzlari reportajni asosiy qahramoni bulib qoldilar SSN nomer bilan. :)

Octavarium
06-12-2007, 01:09 PM
if you are a guy of my age and you live in america and if you say i love police, i never believe you.:D

I hate police.:lol: I am not a bad guy. But still they suck!:lol: However, withouth them black and latino brothers could have already ****ed up amerika. so it's good that they are here.

But why the f*ck they need to stop you just to check your DL and insurance and on top of it ask too many questions on the road when you are in a hurry.:lol:

1. protect and serve - before
2. Putting bad guys in jail - now :lool:

I remember once FBI came to our class to talk about opportunities for accountants in FBI. BTW, they get paid awesome.;)

And their presentaion's topic was "Catching the bad guys at University of ******":lol:

That day most guys did not attend the class.


yeah, agree with both Uzland and jaguar_paw. I think they got too much authority after 9/11.;)

I have recently been reading a book on the history of contemporary criminology. Among other interesting facts, I was stunned to find out that the overall number of police officers in London in the early 19th century was equal to …. 12 (!) and the reason for such small number of police officers in rather large city – probably the largest in 19th century – was that no one wanted to become a police officer – and this is despite rather high wages (police back then was rather paramilitary and this is why they were not on a regular payroll, but would get wages) for somewhat easy job. And the primary reason for people not wanting to become police officers was because regular people, thus the majority of the population despised, if not to say hated, the police. The reason for such despise (and/or hate) was that Brits believed that the very existence of the police infringed on their liberties… thus, the police was considered far worse job than piracy. So, hate for police is not an invention of 20th century… nor I think this will ever change.

UzLand
06-12-2007, 05:56 PM
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эртага чикараман...

Professor
06-13-2007, 12:23 AM
эртага чикараман...
eski dannilar bilanmi?:) Toshkentda metro yonida uje sotishga chiqarishgan xitoyli piratlar:D :D