Girls' language translated...

[definitely_maybe]

Wuzzup...Check it out, yo...GIRLS’S LANGUAGE translated...

Hey, dudes be careful when girls say...

Yes = No

No = Yes

Maybe = No

I’m sorry. = You’ll be sorry.

We need... = I want

It’s your decision = Do what you want...You’ll pay for this later

I’m not upset = Of course I’m upset, you moron!

Do you love me? = I’m going to ask for something expensive. How much do you love me? or
I did something today you’re really not going to like.

I’ll be ready in a minute = I'll be ready in 2 hours

Am I fat? = Tell me I’m beautiful.

You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.

When you ask'em what’s wrong?:
Be careful if they say...

Nothing = Everything

Nothing, really = It’s just that you’re such an idiot!

[HR]

Well, well, well.

Maybe much is true. But did you ever wonder why?

[definitely_maybe]

HR, I think girls are something of mystery.
For example, why they have menstruation stuff, physically or whatever...
What the hell is wrong with'em, ha...
They waste a lot of productive study, work time changing their tampax, pads, and stuff like that...
If guys had menstruation( periods) girls would have begun throwin' crap on'em, wouldn't they...
So, I think I can't answer your question because girls are hard to understand, no matter how many girls you have ****ed so far, you know a little about'em...
I think the smallest book in the world would be
called "What we guys know about girls"
You see what I'm sayin' , yo...check it out, buddy...

[warona]

xotinlar eshitganiga erkekler korganiga ishonadi.nu xiotinlarni ason aldasa boladi.ulani maqtasa boldi.erib ketadi.omad.xexeexex

[HR]

Definately_maybe va warona,

bunaqa ketishda sizlar hech qachon ayollarni tushinmay o'tib ketaverasizlar. Bu sizlarning hayot haqidagi tushunchalaringizni o'ta sayozligidan bo'lsa kerak deb o'ylayman. Bunday gaplaringizdan keyin odam nima deyishini ham bilmay qoladi. Ha mayli, sizlarga omad.

[definitely_maybe]

HR, what the hell you are talking about...
It is the fact that girls waste most of productive study, work time changing their tiny tiny tampax, pad stuff...tell me I am wrong...
If you can't, just go and get ****ed...
May be then I can change your nick from
HR to HIV
By the way, who the hell are you by GENDER...

[warona]

ha.nima yalgon mi?hamma aldaydi boshda .olganini olgandan keyin tashab ketadi.nu qizlar ham shunaqa .dunyo asli ular uchun yaratilgan.erkekler esa ularga xizmat qilish uchun.karoche hamma xotinlar yevrey desa ham boladi.nu sani fikring sanga maniki manga.ok omad.

[tavba]

Hmm...
Bu qanaqa zamon bo'ldiki, erkaklar xotinlarni ishini muhokama qilishdan boshqasiga yaramay qolsa. Tek qo'yila u bechoralani, undan ko'ra borib tosh ko'tarila, turnikka osilila sal hovurdan tushasila...
Esli cho "o'zi ketar yor-yor, o'zi kelar yor-yor" deganlariyam bor. Bugun ustilaridan mag'zava to'kib, ertaga erkalatib turarsiz baribir. Uff, why would anyone even need this topic??!!

[JUJARO]

Well here is joke about Women,Girls, Bithces, Sluts etc..
Here we go...one day one man find out a jinny in the bottle ..
J: Wish one wish
M: I wanna travel from U.S.A to EU but i wanna drive so, can u build a bridge for me with one way.
J: Man it's a lot of work i have to be on ocean and all that shit do u have another wish ?
M: Ok, then i wanna know every thing even little thing about women,girls,slits,bitches, how they think ? What they want and all that shit?
J: Man how many line u want on your bridge

Well, i think this explains everything
Peace da **** out peps.

[Prikol]

Guys, read this, this is what the girls are:

A group of girlfriends went on vacation and saw a five-story hotel with
a
sign that read, "For Women Only." Since they were without their
boyfriends,
they decided to go in.
The Bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We
have
5 floors... go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are
looking
for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide, since each floor has
signs
telling you what's inside."
So they start going up, and on the first floor the sign reads, "All the
men
here are horrible lovers, but they are sensitive and kind"... the
friends
laugh and, without hesitation, move on to the next floor.
The sign on the second floor reads, "All the men here are wonderful
lovers,
but they generally treat women badly." This wasn't going to do, so the
friends move up to the third floor where the sign read, "All the men
here
are great lovers and sensitive to the needs of women."
This was good, but there were still two more floors.
On the fourth floor, the sign was perfect: "All the men here have
perfect
builds; are sensitive and attentive to women; are perfect lovers; they
are
also single, rich and straight."
The women seemed pleased, but they decide that they would rather see
what
the fifth floor had to offer before they settled for the fourth.
When they reach the fifth floor, there is a sign that reads:
"There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that it is
impossible to please a woman."

[Crystal]

Devushki foruma,mi prosto obyazani skazat' zdes' chto nibud'.Vam tak ne kajetsya?

Prikol (Jan 08, 2002 06:48):
Guys, read this, this is what the girls are:

A group of girlfriends went on vacation and saw a five-story hotel with
a
sign that read, "For Women Only." Since they were without their
boyfriends,
they decided to go in.
The Bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We
have
5 floors... go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are
looking
for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide, since each floor has
signs
telling you what's inside."
So they start going up, and on the first floor the sign reads, "All the
men
here are horrible lovers, but they are sensitive and kind"... the
friends
laugh and, without hesitation, move on to the next floor.
The sign on the second floor reads, "All the men here are wonderful
lovers,
but they generally treat women badly." This wasn't going to do, so the
friends move up to the third floor where the sign read, "All the men
here
are great lovers and sensitive to the needs of women."
This was good, but there were still two more floors.
On the fourth floor, the sign was perfect: "All the men here have
perfect
builds; are sensitive and attentive to women; are perfect lovers; they
are
also single, rich and straight."
The women seemed pleased, but they decide that they would rather see
what
the fifth floor had to offer before they settled for the fourth.
When they reach the fifth floor, there is a sign that reads:
"There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that it is
impossible to please a woman."

[lady]

Prikol,

I wonder why those guys work in that hotel. Maybe their intention is not pleasing women, but getting a pleasure from women's presence. Uhh, men are so easy!

[Crystal]

Tak.....Lady bila pervoy.Molodets! Who is next?

[XpeN do KoleN]

Девушка думает про него:
Какой он у него.
Парень про нее:
Какой Я у нее.

[jama]

lady (Jan 09, 2002 21:01):
Prikol,

I wonder why those guys work in that hotel. Maybe their intention is not pleasing women, but getting a pleasure from women's presence. Uhh, men are so easy!


Odnajdi U devushki kotoroy 18 let sprosili

Kakogo mujika ti hochesh?
She said hmmm he have to be handsome
He have to be young
He have to be rich!!!!!(of course all is bullshit when girls say that its doesnt matter)
well and she said he have to be clever

Again they asked same queston from a girl uje 25
She said he have to be rich, handsome, and young
..........................asked from woman 35
She said he have to be rich and clever
But when they asked woman 40 years old
She said where is he ????

So take care Lady LOL

[maftuna']

The_Man,

If you ask men the same question (of course a lil differently, like "What kind of woman would you like?"), you wouldn't need to go to guys of different ages, because you'd get the same answer - "Where is she?"

Good luck to you, The_Man ;P

[Prikol]

Maftuna, r u sure in this statement?:)) LOL

Lady, I don't see ur reply as a appropriate one

[Crystal]

Nu ,nu, jenskiy pol .....sovsem ne gusto.Davayte uje nachnem cho-nibud' konkretnoe pechatat'.Lady it was not a bad beginning ......no ti vdrug zamolchala........
Tak vse eshe jdemssssssss....

[jama]

maftuna' (Jan 11, 2002 21:35):
The_Man,

If you ask men the same question (of course a lil differently, like "What kind of woman would you like?"), you wouldn't need to go to guys of different ages, because you'd get the same answer - "Where is she?"



Thx for Luck Maftuna

I hope u r ejoyig yo life lol
shto mojet hotety devushka kotoroya toko sidit v chate :) koneshno.......... maybe she had rare options to choose

Since net came I never seen any girl who worst dating (loopiji s ochkami tolko umeyut na klave rabotaty)

ne obijaytesy no eto fakt
Its hard to beleive if man says that he prefers to choose a girl trough net (In Uzb)

So take care i hope U wont be asked same question in yo 40
so good luck babe



Good luck to you, The_Man ;P

[Maftuna]

[quote][B]The_Man

ne obijaytesy no eto fakt
Its hard to beleive if man says that he prefers to choose a girl trough net (In Uzb)

So take care i hope U wont be asked same question in yo 40
so good luck babe
_____________________________________________

The_Man,
I agree that not all the pretty and best girls sitting at the computers and typing pretty words. But are you sure that guys don't wanna meet girls when they come to net? Try to choose a girl's name and go to net, you'll get tens of PMs immadeately. Asking for pics, phone #, address, i.t.d. Most of them are o'zimizni o'zbek yigitjonlar. :)
I agree women can be very-very picky when it comes to men, maybe it's because men are not good enough. Well, if you're worried about me... don't worry, I'm on my good way, keep your question for others.

Omadlar.

P.S. The_Man, once I've talked to a wonderful guy in the chatroom, I had a chance to see his pic as well. His name was Jamshid Hujaev ;), you might know him, he's in the UK. He stopped e-mailing me after he received a negative answer to his proposal. I wonder if he's still wondering around the chatroom, and looking for somebody suitable. :P

[jama]

To: Maftuna

Of course i know him I had a chanse to talk with him about this case ( I wonder if u r (Nasima Mirzaeva ) ) but at last he remembred well As i know him for a long time ne busudu obsujdaty o nyom korotko babnik actaually I am really sorry that you had dealt with him

As I knew nashi patcani imeyut Uzbek girls ( ne vseh no mnogih kotoriye pomeshanni v etom ) kak mogut Just for fun. Hint :Feedback voqti keganda brilliant reason chiqib qoladi (sorry it was not my fault just PARENTS) ;)
Moy sovet dont get crush with that type of guys He showed me picture of that girl hm.... I well I am not gonna discuss Nasimu Mirzayevu publichno. No bivayet i huje :)

Vi naverno uje vzroslaya DEVOCHKA :) I hope so(B.Tc.)
Ne obijayetesy na moyi slova no eto zlaya jizny.

P.s Maftuna I am not gonna argue with girls coz
Uzbeklarda gap boru hotinlar bilan ahmoq talashadi
U bolada gapiz busa uzi bilan talashaverin A ya out

Kind regards,

The_Man

[Maftuna]

Well, well, well... Didn't see it going that way. We're talking (well, let's say arguing) about men-women opinions and all these never-can-be-finished arguments. I wouldn't really like to discuss personal and in a small circle relationships and adventures, so shall we go on the main topic or start poking each other personally?

Anyways, I suppose, the easiest way to get out of here safe is taking the initiative and saying "No comments". I think I've been breaking those rules my parents taught me by arguing with "the men". Thanks for the profound advices, and I'll try not to be asked that question in my 40s if I'll be lucky to still be alive at that point. By the way, I'm very proud that I'm a woman, not a man.

Best of luck, The_Man.

[jama]

To : Maftuna

Well
I am gald that u got it actually i dont wanna argue with u
So keep on discussing main topic

Cheers, The_Man

[Jana]

Ya davno ne bila zdes' , ya bila shokirovana, chto v etoi teme obsudili REAL@NUYU devushku, kakaya bi ona ne bila, dazhe esli ona nachala pervoi, maksimum chto vsegda mog sdelat' Uzbek - povernutsya i uyti, a tut...
Stidno...

[Bonik]

Dear Maftuna,

You have one of the most wonderful names uzbek girls can have (in my opinion)
Please do not be offended by the stoopid replies of young person whose brains didn't transform to think in a mature way. a 22 year old dude seems to forget the simplest communication rules over the Net. I'm not even talking about cultural ethics.

Whatever he says... it's just a sign of misery and fail in his personal relations to other females I guess. Emu nado na kom to otigrat'sya posle svoih real'nih neudach v lichnom plane s devushkami.

I do believe that ladies can be as wonderful and marvellous as guys care about them!

Once more, dear Maftuna, please don't pay attention to those remarks about ladies from the ones who were acting so childish.

Best Regards,
Bonik

[Maftuna]

Thanks, Bonik,

no, I'm never offended because men think all these things about us. Well, that's life, people are interested in others who are different from themselves. Men make nasty jokes about women, women make the same type of jokes about men. :) Thank you for your support though. I still firmly believe that girls in the Uz. chat room are not coming here to look for guys. At least not all of them. I know how it feels when you really want to speak to somebody in Uzbek, not Russian, not English. Is there any other place for that? Nope, this is our only choice.
Anyways, this argument was over long-long time ago, and I don't wanna go back to this.
Ishlarga omad.
Maftuna.

[Tank]

well. ne mogy poverit svaim glazam ya etot topic vijy naverno 3 ili 4 raz za poslednie 2 goda :)
Eshe Men languahe translater est toje post sdelaite vashe budet prikol.


peace

[UZBEKKIZI]

tavba (Dec 28, 2001 23:17):
Hmm...
Bu qanaqa zamon bo'ldiki, erkaklar xotinlarni ishini muhokama qilishdan boshqasiga yaramay qolsa. Tek qo'yila u bechoralani, undan ko'ra borib tosh ko'tarila, turnikka osilila sal hovurdan tushasila...
Esli cho "o'zi ketar yor-yor, o'zi kelar yor-yor" deganlariyam bor. Bugun ustilaridan mag'zava to'kib, ertaga erkalatib turarsiz baribir. Uff, why would anyone even need this topic??!!
_____________________________________________
:) let them talk and let them (those two) take their time to understand what they are talking about. i think their eyes are not "opened" yet. (I wonder, are they Umidie students or who are they?)
_____________________________________________

DEFINITELY_MAYBE, it would be "definitely" good if you would to think before what you say. if you have a "good" experience with girls, excellent, just keep it for yourself. you don't have to show it to everybody. please, act like a real yigit.

good luck,

ps. sizga maslahatim: qizlar bilan yana ko'proq yurib ko'ring, shunda ularning hammasi siz o'ylagandek emasligiga ishonchingiz komil bo'ladi. Ularning hozirgacha bir tomonini bilibsiz, juda yaxshi, endi boshqa tarafini ham ko'ring. Bu gal ko'zlaringizni kattaroq o'ching.


pps. Maftuna keep going.


thanks,
--d.

[UZBEKKIZI]

tavba (Dec 28, 2001 23:17):
Hmm...
Bu qanaqa zamon bo'ldiki, erkaklar xotinlarni ishini muhokama qilishdan boshqasiga yaramay qolsa. Tek qo'yila u bechoralani, undan ko'ra borib tosh ko'tarila, turnikka osilila sal hovurdan tushasila...
Esli cho "o'zi ketar yor-yor, o'zi kelar yor-yor" deganlariyam bor. Bugun ustilaridan mag'zava to'kib, ertaga erkalatib turarsiz baribir. Uff, why would anyone even need this topic??!!
_____________________________________________
:) let them talk and let them (those two) take their time to understand what they are talking about. i think their eyes are not "opened" yet. (I wonder, are they Umidie students or who are they?)
_____________________________________________

DEFINITELY_MAYBE, it would be "definitely" good if you would think before what you say. if you have a "good" experience with girls, excellent, just keep it for yourself. you don't have to show it to everybody. please, act like a real yigit.

good luck,

ps. sizga maslahatim: qizlar bilan yana ko'proq yurib ko'ring, shunda ularning hammasi siz o'ylagandek emasligiga ishonchingiz komil bo'ladi. Ularning hozirgacha bir tomonini bilibsiz, juda yaxshi, endi boshqa tarafini ham ko'ring. Bu gal ko'zlaringizni kattaroq o'ching.


pps. Maftuna keep going.


thanks,
--d.

[just girl]

Oka! Bu tarjima jonivor unchalik silliq chiqmabdiku?!A?Yana mashq qiling! U 're not correct in some pieces... i guess:))))