Why it is great to be a guy.

[The Reaper]

Here's (http://darrel.knutson.com/jokes/men-women/guys.html) a funny list I came accross today, consisting of 100 reasons why it is great to be a guy.

Some of my favorites:

Movie nudity is virtually always female.
Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.
Michael Bolton doesn't live in your universe.
You never feel compelled to stop a pal from getting laid.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.

TOPIC: What else would you add? Disagree with something? To women: which things do you find appealing about men's lifestyle?

TR

[Demir Kağan]

Everything we do except sex is not taking our time much. Wearing, eating, shopping, etc.

[Vector]

it is great that we don't give birth :lol:

[UzLand]

It is great to be a guy...

you bang lots of girls, you are so cool;

a girl is banged by a lot of guys, she is a whore:)

[lilbit]

The only reason why I can think it is better to be a guy is that you pee standing up, other than that I love being a girl....
looool :D))))))))))))))))

[MirzoBobur]

Here's (http://darrel.knutson.com/jokes/men-women/guys.html) a funny list I came accross today, consisting of 100 reasons why it is great to be a guy.

Some of my favorites:



TOPIC: What else would you add? Disagree with something? To women: which things do you find appealing about men's lifestyle?

TR

Qotib qolay dedim, hali kulyapman:lool:

[UzLand]

The only reason why I can think it is better to be a guy is that you pee standing up, other than that I love being a girl....

If you pee, at least, twice a day, don't you hate being a girl too much then:lol:

You also forgot that we don't have periods:)

[Samimiy]

Actually periods are great because 1. They are a great reason to bitch. 2. It is a legal defense for murder and 3. Great reason to refuse sex.

I wonder which one of these three is the most commonly cited benefit of having periods :) I am guessing it's not #2?

[Dilshodius]

I wonder which one of these three is the most commonly cited benefit of having periods :) I am guessing it's not #2?

And most definitely not #3 'cuz sex is good ;)

[Qarama]

i think that today's girls are worse then boys.

[alpum]

Девушки, обсуждайте про свою течьку у себя на Mnd,

Вас разве не учили что среди мужиков не красиво обсуждать такие вещи.

Вся разница между европ и Азиатским мужчиной в том что с азиятами на такую тему нельзя общаться (табу)- Может быть это и делает их темпераментными м всегда готовыми... и большенство европейцев знают об подвигах Азиатов - в сексуальном поле боя)))

[Qarama]

i can imagine this:

she: "baby, not now i have migraine..."
he: :(

[melo]

If we are going to be totally honest this thread could go on forever. Maybe we should limit it to the reasons it is not great to be a guy. :lool:

[Qarama]

If we are going to be totally honest this thread could go on forever. Maybe we should limit it to the reasons it is not great to be a guy. :lool:

you must shave (your beard & mustache) at least 2x a week :D

[UzLand]

you must shave (your beard & mustache) at least 2x a week :D

so you regret you are a man?:)

[Qarama]

so you regret you are a man?:)

NO

i'm 100% proud to be male and hetero :cool:

[Dilshodius]

Девушки, обсуждайте про свою течьку у себя на Mnd,

Вас разве не учили что среди мужиков не красиво обсуждать такие вещи.

Вся разница между европ и Азиатским мужчиной в том что с азиятами на такую тему нельзя общаться (табу)- Может быть это и делает их темпераментными м всегда готовыми... и большенство европейцев знают об подвигах Азиатов - в сексуальном поле боя)))

Что естественно, то не безобразно. ;)

[Shambles]

It's great to be a guy everywhere, but not in Sweden...

It's great to be a beautiful girl until her 35... Then, it's better to change the sex and enjoy all benefits of being a male, unless you are in Sweden, of course.:D:D:D

[StU]

theres nothing special to be a man or a woman. Both are humans with pair of eyes, ears, legs and arms.

[melo]

theres nothing special to be a man or a woman. Both are humans with pair of eyes, ears, legs and arms.

If you don't live in a society that is true. If you live in any kind of society then it is great to be a man. ;)

[StU]

If you don't live in a society that is true. If you live in any kind of society then it is great to be a man. ;)

being a woman is much more exciting - we give birth to new humans and our emotional world and intelligence is much richer than yours. :cool:

[nemets]

theres nothing special to be a man or a woman. Both are humans with pair of eyes, ears, legs and arms.

you forgot to mention one difference in their anatomy which makes them attractive to each other. :)

[StU]

you forgot to mention one difference in their anatomy which makes them attractive to each other. :)

yes and this anatomical difference do not make them to compete with each other

[alpum]

an other main thing is way of thinking =

Men think based on logic

Woman think based on feelings and sense

[StU]

one more thing: girls are sweeet and smell always better :lol:

[melo]

yes and this anatomical difference do not make them to compete with each other

except for gays and lesbians I guess. :shock: :lol:

[Shambles]

an other main thing is way of thinking =

Men think based on logic

Woman think based on feelings and sense

Things are changing, in Europe at least... Women are becoming masculine (in any sense including logic), whereas men are becoming increasingly feminine... I guess Europe is heading towards unisex... Pity!!!

[Qarama]

being a woman is much more exciting - we give birth to new humans a... :cool:

without men, women can't give birth to new humans

one more thing: girls are sweeet and smell always better :lol:

what would girls do without manicure pedicure make up perfum epilation etc :D

[melo]

Things are changing, in Europe at least... Women are becoming masculine (in any sense including logic), whereas men are becoming increasingly feminine... I guess Europe is heading towards unisex... Pity!!!

Is that why men in Europe grow their hair so long? :lol:

[Shambles]

Is that why men in Europe grow their hair so long? :lol:

hair where???:D

[Qarama]

hair where???:D

looooooooooooooooool

[UzLand]

being a woman is much more exciting - we give birth to new humans and our emotional world and intelligence is much richer than yours. :cool:

:) especially the emotional world during periods:)

[Octavarium]

being a woman is much more exciting - we give birth to new humans and our emotional world and intelligence is much richer than yours. :cool:

Sooo sexist. Where do girls get this idea that their internal or emotional world is richer? Being able to cry six times as much as guys do does not necessarily entail "richer emotional world"... Somewhy, men, whose emotional world is supposedly so much poorer, make better artists, better writers and better musicians than the better half of humankind with, supposedly, EXTREMELY rich emotional world...

[melo]

Sooo sexist. Where do girls get this idea that their internal or emotional world is richer? Being able to cry six times as much as guys do does not necessarily entail "richer emotional world"... Somewhy, men, whose emotional world is supposedly so much poorer, make better artists, better writers and better musicians than the better half of humankind with, supposedly, EXTREMELY rich emotional world...

Let's be fair. That all sounds like personal opinion.

[Octavarium]

Let's be fair. That all sounds like personal opinion.

Sure, it is. Aren't we supposed to be expressing our personal opinions on a forum?

[Maroon]

:) especially the emotional world during periods:)

Women are bitchy all the time, but they become super bitches at that time. :lol:

[melo]

Sure, it is. Aren't we supposed to be expressing our personal opinions on a forum?


Well a statement like men make better artists, writers, and musicians seems a bit biased. You made that sound like a fact that everyone already knew. :lol:

[UzLand]

Well a statement like men make better artists, writers, and musicians seems a bit biased. You made that sound like a fact that everyone already knew. :lol:

Hey, shouldn't you be happy for men after such a statement, even though it may not reflect 100% reality:)

[melo]

Hey, shouldn't you be happy for men after such a statement, even though it may not reflect 100% reality:)

Clearly men are better at everything. :cool: I was just looking for further evidence to prove this. :D

[Octavarium]

Clearly men are better at everything. :cool: I was jut looking for further evidence to prove this. :D


Here is a way to prove that (quite crappy, but still impressive): if somebody doubts that, say, men are better musicians, ask them to name 5 top classic music composers that pops up in their heads when they think of classic music -- I very much doubt anyone would name Keiko Matsui as one of the top-five composers of all times (she's awesome, but not top 5). Even with exception of Chaykovskiy, who was gay, you will still have 5 men in that list. It's really unfair (and strictly speaking, not very correct) way to prove that men are better musicians, but who said that war of sexes is a fair game?

[UzbekGirlie]

Man can be great all they want but "What would men be without women? Scarce, sir .. mighty scarce." -- Mark Twain ;)

[Octavarium]

Man can be great all they want but "What would men be without women? Scarce, sir .. mighty scarce." -- Mark Twain ;)

Totally agreed.... but, still, rocks to be a guy :)

[dauphin]

Women are bitchy all the time, but they become super bitches at that time. :lol:

That is so true. Big respect for telling the truth.

[Gareeb]

Guys always have orgasm:D

[UzLand]

Guys always have orgasm:D

:lool: :lool: :lool:

[PainKiller]

Well, men do not need to shave their legs, and blow dry their hair everytime they take shower;
Men can pee standing up;
Men do not have to give birth;
Men do not have periods and menopause;
Average man is build stronger than average woman;
BUT...
Woman unlike men knows when the child is hers;
Women do not need to shave their beards every other morning;
Women have a much bigger choice when it comes to clothing, style and accessories. Yes, and if you are a man you might want to think twice before putting an orange tight shirt on, while woman can do that.
Woman have bewbies, and you men like that. Aha, aha)))))
Woman can get away with a short scream when someone attacks her and hide behind her man, while the man must step in and take the beat and protect the woman.
Woman do not suffer from erectile disfunctions and other potency related bs.
Plus, I would never trade being a woman. Being a female rocks:))

[spoon]

Well, men do not need to shave their legs, and blow dry their hair everytime they take shower;
Men can pee standing up;
Men do not have to give birth;
Men do not have periods and menopause;
Average man is build stronger than average woman;
BUT...
Woman unlike men knows when the child is hers;
Women do not need to shave their beards every other morning;
Women have a much bigger choice when it comes to clothing, style and accessories. Yes, and if you are a man you might want to think twice before putting an orange tight shirt on, while woman can do that.
Woman have bewbies, and you men like that. Aha, aha)))))
Woman can get away with a short scream when someone attacks her
Woman do not suffer from erectile disfunctions and other potency related bs.
Man cannot get away with that-he instead needs to step in and act.
Plus, I would never trade being a woman. Being a female rocks:))

In Saudi Arabia, women would KILL for being a man.

At least when it comes to driving..

[PainKiller]

In Saudi Arabia, women would KILL for being a man.

At least when it comes to driving..
Well Saudi Arabia and some other abnormal systems are out of question.

[Inspiredmind]

:lool: :lool: :lool:


he found real differency...lolll.:D:D

[UzLand]

Men can pee standing up;

вторая жещина уже на форуме об этом упоминает...я не знал, что мочиться стоя - женская мечта:)

[Vezunchik]

Девушки подумайте:
Почему до сих пор не смогли выжит` Государства- Матриархаты, хотя их было в истории куча???
ответ:
Матреархалная сообшества не может сушествоват долгое время, так как, она Запрограмировано (женским сознанием) на Самоуничтожения.

Толко в мужском сообшестве ест` (хот не в иделаной форме) понятие Компромис, Толерантност, Уступки, Политика.

tak...:rolleyes:, mi`sl prishlo v golovu....:rolleyes::rolleyes:

[Shambles]

вторая жещина уже на форуме об этом упоминает...я не знал, что мочиться стоя - женская мечта:)

Eto deystvitel'no jenskaya mechta... Videl reportaj kak-to, gde Gollandskie feministki v kontse 90-h pridumali "pribor", kot. pozvolyayet jenschinam spravlyat' nujdu stoya. Stol'ko schast'ya bylo na litsah etih gollandok... Zakanchivalsya reportaj epatajno: "Teper' my nichem ne ustupayem mujchinam"...:D

P.S. yedinstvennoe, chto ih smuschalo, eto kak i gde nosit' s soboy etot "pribor"...:D:D:D

[Shambles]

Девушки подумайте:
Почему до сих пор не смогли выжит` Государства- Матриархаты, хотя их было в истории куча???
ответ:
Матреархалная сообшества не может сушествоват долгое время, так как, она Запрограмировано (женским сознанием) на Самоуничтожения.

Толко в мужском сообшестве ест` (хот не в иделаной форме) понятие Компромис, Толерантност, Уступки, Политика.

tak...:rolleyes:, mi`sl prishlo v golovu....:rolleyes::rolleyes:

Seychas opyat' nachnetsya: my emotsional'nee, my prodoljateli roda... Zatem v otvet: a my logichnee i adekvatnee...

Davayte ne budem razjigat' zdes' voynu polov... My je dopolnyayem drug druga vo vsem - ot mashtabnosti do ogranichennosti...

[Vezunchik]

Seychas opyat' nachnetsya: my emotsional'nee, my prodoljateli roda... Zatem v otvet: a my logichnee i adekvatnee...

Davayte ne budem razjigat' zdes' voynu polov... My je dopolnyayem drug druga vo vsem - ot mashtabnosti do ogranichennosti...



on:
voobshe, bez nih Mir naverno bi`lo bi` idiotskim i bezobrazni`m.

[UzLand]

Eto deystvitel'no jenskaya mechta... Videl reportaj kak-to, gde Gollandskie feministki v kontse 90-h pridumali "pribor", kot. pozvolyayet jenschinam spravlyat' nujdu stoya. Stol'ko schast'ya bylo na litsah etih gollandok... Zakanchivalsya reportaj epatajno: "Teper' my nichem ne ustupayem mujchinam"...:D

P.S. yedinstvennoe, chto ih smuschalo, eto kak i gde nosit' s soboy etot "pribor"...:D:D:D

прибор надо сделать раскрывающимся и удлиняющимся...как некоторые складные палки или указки...классно же...надо срочно заняться производством, хороший бизнес будет...(серьезно, вон, даже улыбочку на ставлю)

[Shambles]

прибор надо сделать раскрывающимся и удлиняющимся...как некоторые складные палки или указки...классно же...надо срочно заняться производством, хороший бизнес будет...(серьезно, вон, даже улыбочку на ставлю)

UzLand, ty menya bespokoish'...:))) A s zapahom chto delat'?????:D

Pokazyvali eto gollandskoe "know-how"... ono pohoje na bumajniy samoletik (tol'ko iz plastika)...

[UzLand]

UzLand, ty menya bespokoish'...:))) A s zapahom chto delat'?????:D

а кранчик в туалете для чего? не воду же пить:)

[alpum]

вы еше два шарика (яйцевидных) под этим прибором придусматрите
чтоб феминистки были давольны вполне)))

[Shambles]

вы еше два шарика (яйцевидных) под этим прибором придусматрите
чтоб феминистки были давольны вполне)))

Eto uje fetishom popahivayet... Mojet im yesche i grud' amputirovat'???:D:D:D

[Shambles]

а кранчик в туалете для чего? не воду же пить:)

Looooool!!! Predstavil sebe etu kartinu... Kak posle svoih "vajnih del" v obschestvennom tualete stoyat devushki i drujno moyut svoi pribory... Ne moguuuuuuuuuuuu...:D

On: It's great to be a guy, coz u dont need any artificial device to pee.:D

[alpum]

зато они могут заказать прибор любого размера, который они желают)))

[gentle]

зато они могут заказать прибор любого размера, который они желают)))

Vi ved im ne zaviduete?! :lol:

[StU]

bit mujchinoi horosho i nujno lish po odnoi prichine: lubit i leleyat jenshinu :cool:.

A mochitsya stoya - eto vsego lish pobochniy effekt ego jiznedeyatelnosti.

[PainKiller]

вторая жещина уже на форуме об этом упоминает...я не знал, что мочиться стоя - женская мечта:)
Не мечта, но иногда так удобней, и занимает гораздо менще времени. Неговоря уже о том что иногда в уборных отсутствуют сит-каверс. Парням о таких вещах можно и не беспокоится.

[Vezunchik]

Не мечта, но иногда так удобней, и занимает гораздо менще времени. Неговоря уже о том что иногда в уборных отсутствуют сит-каверс. Парням о таких вещах можно и не беспокоится.

точно. например:
в театре, во время перемены вес зал мчится в туалет. Мужчины закончив церемонию в туалете идут в бар, чтоб попит чо ни буд и покурит, и ешо успевают пообшатся. В ето время куча женшин до сих пор стоят у порога туалета и мечтают попаст туда до начало следуюшего акта.

иногда так жалко бедным женшинам....

[RockerDen]

it is great that we don't give birth :lol:
We have many problems except of it;)
i think that today's girls are worse then boys.
Today's girls, maybe, less modest than in the past.:(
you must shave (your beard & mustache) at least 2x a week :D
And also you can shave your head and not to feel shame:D