Lecture crap.

[dauphin]

Just crap.

[Frida]

man, you are very concise :D. what is your lecture about? what you gonna discuss here? give us some hints.

[SAMARKANDI!]

Starting from today I will write all the crap I could remember from lectures. I will update this thread every Monday and Wednesday starting from 08/27.
P.S. I don't want any offtop, nor personal opinion in this thread. I will promise severe punishment for breachers off the above statement. If someone wants discuss the topic more than welcome.

In fact there is alot of use for crap in Uzbekistan especially in farming :D and not only. If u ever go back to uzb bring some with :)

[Frida]

O.M also needs feedback from financial and accounting department (to be honest with you I don't like to have feedback from a person who is dumber than me) I need to go I will finish later

ok, i don't know maybe you are genius, but i doubt it :) cause you probably won't be hanging in forum.arbuz.com (jk), but why are you so sure that financial or accounting department is dumber than you are? is it some kind of o'zbekchilik -- men o'zbekman o'zimga bekman? or what? i can totally see why you need to get their feedback, its like sharing the power, "check and balances" -- not everything ultimately depends/belongs on/to you -- kind of thing. sorry for interruption, please go on. i want your blog to be more of a interactive one. so you feel you have readers. :D

[dauphin]

ok, i don't know maybe you are genius, but i doubt it :)
You should not doubt it. Try to be more confident :)

cause you probably won't be hanging in forum.arbuz.com (jk),

I am hanging in forum just because I know that the most beautiful and the cleverest girls of Uzb like you hang in that forum too.

but why are you so sure that financial or accounting department is dumber than you are? I didn't say that did I? I did not say whole department consists of dumbs, I just believe in theory of probability :)

is it some kind of o'zbekchilik -- men o'zbekman o'zimga bekman? or what? i can totally see why you need to get their feedback, its like sharing the power, "check and balances" -- not everything ultimately depends/belongs on/to you -- kind of thing. sorry for interruption, please go on. i want your blog to be more of a interactive one. so you feel you have readers. :D

It is not some kind of uzbekchilik, it is dauphinizm. :) I feel more comfortable when no one reads. I believe that after your post,At least 3 users will read what I wrote. I also believe some of them will thank to your post.:))
Thank you for the feedback.

[corsair]

let us know... did she go out with or not... :-D

[Shambles]

Any lecture crap here???

[dauphin]

let us know... did she go out with or not... :-D

I did not ask her out. She is married. Married women and women who have boyfriend are not interesting for me. They can be good friends.

[dauphin]

Any lecture crap here???

Think before posting. Do you really need that or not? If you have problems with thinking I can help you.

[dauphin]

The other day I saw movie "Terminal". I heard a lot of before, never had chance to watch it. I found it something very impressive. He lived in that international lounge more than a year. He did all kind jobs to survive. But, when that baldy head gave idea, if they manage to develop fear of Krakozhia, then he can enter US. Answer was simple(maybe too simple) but the tone of the answer impressive. Krakozhia is home. Why would I be afraid of home.
Maybe,if they let him US for couple days. And ask the same question, I wonder what would be answer. The same?

[melo]

Maybe,if they let him US for couple days. And ask the same question, I wonder what would be answer. The same?

What are you implying here?

[dauphin]

What are you implying here?

Nothing, just impression from the movie. Have you seen the movie?

[Demir Kağan]

Hey man, Ask/Fos is a great song. I didn't know you like Turkish songs. :)

[dauphin]

Hey man, Ask/Fos is a great song. I didn't know you like Turkish songs. :)

Yes, it is great song. Sertab Erener cok guzel birisi. Benim bir arkadashim onu cok beg'eniyor. Bilmiyormusun nereden bunun mp3larini inderse olur?
P.S. It has been long time I didn't write in turkish and I don't have Turkish letters on my keyboard, so if there are mistakes sorry. :)

[abcd]

Yes, it is great song. Sertab Erener cok guzel birisi. Benim bir arkadashim onu cok beg'eniyor. Bilmiyormusun nereden bunun mp3larini iderse olur?
P.S. It has been long time I didn't write in turkish and I don't have Turkish letters on my keyboard, so if there are mistakes sorry. :)
That sounds at least wierd.

[dauphin]

That sounds at least wierd.

You meant the song?

[abcd]

You meant the song?

No that word iderse.

[abcd]

Yoq, man xato qilishga qo'rqib qoldim. Shunga, mana siz ham weird ni notug'ri yozibsiz. :))

Chunki I was laughing :lol:

[Demir Kağan]

Bilmiyormusun nereden bunun mp3larini inderse olur?
Bunun mp3lerini nereden indirebilir biliyor musun? kopro'q tog'ri. :) But you are speaking Turkish so nice, keep it brother. :)

Your friend can download her songs by downloading Ares (http://dfn.dl.sourceforge.net/sourceforge/aresgalaxy/aresregular209_installer.exe).

[abcd]

Ana tug'rilab quydim. Hech o'qiy olmayapman. Shu kitobni ochsam hammasini biladigan narsalarimga uhshayapti. :)

Man shu bitta narsani tushinolmayapman. Siz qachandan beri kitob oqiydigan bo'lib qolganisz?

[dauphin]

Bunun mp3lerini nereden indirebilir biliyor musun? kopro'q tog'ri. :)



To'g'riroq daha dog'ru. But, koproq to'g'ri also is also in Uzbek, so keep it up bro :)

[abcd]

Iyeunaqa emasda aka, sirni ochmeng men bu forumda aqlli va o'qimishli bola profilini yaratmoqdaman. :)

PR companiyani bolee experienced larga qoldirish kerak. Masalan manga. Qachonlardir o'zimni PR qilib Premyer Ministr bovogan edim. Hohlasez sizzi ham intelegent (http://forum.arbuz.com/showthread.php?t=36940)qivoramiz.

[dauphin]

PR companiyani bolee experienced larga qoldirish kerak. Masalan manga. Qachonlardir o'zimni PR qilib Premyer Ministr bovogan edim. Hohlasez sizzi ham intelegent (http://forum.arbuz.com/showthread.php?t=36940)qivoramiz.

Unaqa qo'rqinchli joylarga boshlameng mani, och qornim tinch qulog'im degan maqolni rosa ko'p eshitganman bolaligimda.

[dauphin]

Mlin 3 yil ichida birinchi marta kasal bo'ldim. Kasal bo'lishning ham o'zini gashti bo'larkan. :))

[dauphin]

Cumulative work of of the process of a firm is value chain which is the interrelated series of process that produces a service or product to the satisfaction of customers.
Concept of value chain is provides link between processes and performances. Core process delivers value to external customers. and supporting processes provides vital resources to core processes.
CR
NS/PD
OFP
SR
Strategical and tactical decisions(what the heck????)
St-less structured has long term consequences.
Tac-structured routine( karoche fignya)
Strategic d must be supported by tactical ones. ( :)))
I can't do that any more. I have bad headache.

[Demir Kağan]

Man I think the same thing for Uzbeks but hell yeah, our girls rock!! :D

[Shambles]

Think before posting. Do you really need that or not? If you have problems with thinking I can help you.

I did feel that I need to post and I would highly appreciate if you could kindly help me with my thinking...

The question's still in the air: any lecture crap here???

[Demir Kağan]

dauphin bro, come on, you don't have to be such rude and angry.

[dauphin]

dauphin bro, come on, you don't have to be such rude and angry.

Yes, I don't have to be angryand rude. Maybe that is because I did not sleep last night.

[Demir Kağan]

Yeah, I either slept in 6 am and you just reminded me something.. Where the hell is my pack and bottle?! :D

[abcd]

Yeah, I either slept in 6 am and you just reminded me something.. Where the hell is my pack and bottle?! :D

You two should get together sometime. Seems a lot of common after all.

[dauphin]

IFRS 69: Accounting for Girl Friends





Objective:

The objective of IFRS 69 is to prescribe the accounting treatment for Girl friends. The principal issues are the timing of recognition of a female friend as a girl friend, the no. of days the relationship can be carried on and any write down in this romantic relationship. It also provides guidance on the methods to be employed to make GF.




Scope:

This IAS applies to all GF's except those whose father, brother, ex-boyfriends or prospective boyfriends are working in police, army, intelligence agencies or political organizations or 6+ feet tall, have muscular body and know kung fu, judo or any other marshal art.





Definitions:
The following terms are used in this Standard with the meanings specified:

LOVE is a serious mental disease, mostly found in old Indian movies, dramas and Urdu literature.

FLIRTING is the modern form of love; this disease came from Hollywood movies, new Indian movies, internet, mobile phones, and English literature.

MARRIAGE is a long term liability as a result of PAST events that is expected to be settled by increasing the population, decreasing the health and money.

GIRL FRIEND is a current asset as a result of past efforts that is probable to generate future dates, physical contact and gifts. If not properly handled may become long-term liability i.e. wife.

BOYFRIEND-SPECIFIC VALUE is the present value of the future dates that a boyfriend expects to realize from continuing use of the GF over its useful life and from its disposal to his another friend at the end of the flirting term FLIRTING TERM is the higher of the following:

-from your first conversation till the time the GF father catches you -from the time of your first date till your GF get married with another person ,in which case she will become your ex-GF.

-from the time of your first date till you get married with your GF, afterward it will become a suffering term.




RECOGNITION

A girl shall be recognized as a girl friend if, and only if:

(a) it is probable that future physical benefits associated with the girlfriend will flow to the boyfriend,

(b) no possibility of GF becoming a long term liability (wife) exists and

(c) the expenditures to be incurred (e.g. in respect of gifts, cards etc ) can be measured reliably Female Cousins, younger sisters, and other female friends associated with the girlfriend should not be recognized. However, beautiful and bold ones should be declared in the flirting statement if and only if it is probable that they are expected to result in prospective girlfriends.




MEASUREMENT OF USEFUL LIFE OF GF

All the following factors shall be considered in determining the useful life of a GF:

(a) Expected "usage" of the girlfriend.

(b) Expected "physical" wear and tear, which depends on "operational" factors such as the number of "shifts" the GF is to be used.

(c) Technical or commercial obsolescence arising from changes in fashion or "service output" of the GF.

(d) "Legal" or similar limits on the "use" of the GF.




DERECOGNITION

The Girl Friend shall be derecognized:

1. at the end of the useful life of GF or flirting term whichever is earlier, 2. when no future benefits are expected from her or her disposal or 3. when remote possibility of GF becoming long term liability occurs.




DISCLOSURE

The flirting statement shall disclose, for each "class" of GF:

a) Total no. of GFs with:

age of GF

complexion, face cut

the useful life of each GF

email address, residential address and mobile no. of each GF

any "special" benefits that may have been derived from the GF

b) A reliable estimate of the boy friend regarding no. of expected GFs for each class of GF.

c) A reliable estimate of the expenditures to be incurred (e.g. in respect of gifts, cards etc) for each class of GF.

d) BOYFRIEND-SPECIFIC VALUE with respect to each class of GF.

[dauphin]

Two high school sweethearts who went out together for four years in high school were both virgins; they enjoyed losing their virginity with each other in 10th grade. When they graduated, they wanted to both go to the same college but the girl was accepted to a college on the east coast, and the guy went to the west coast.

They agreed to be faithful to each other and spend anytime they could together. As time went on, the guy would call the girl and she would never be home, and when he wrote, she would take weeks to return the letters. Even when he emailed her, she took days to return his messages. Finally, she confessed to him she wanted to date around. He didn't take this very well and increased his calls, letters, and emails trying to win back her love.

Because she became annoyed, and now had a new boyfriend, she wanted to get him off her back. So, what she did is this: she took a Polaroid picture of her sucking her new boyfriend's unmentionables and sent it to her old boyfriend with a note reading, "I found a new boyfriend, leave me alone."

Well, needless to say, this guy was heartbroken but, even more so, was pissed. So, what he did next was awesome. He wrote on the back of the photo the following, "Dear Mom and Dad, having a great time at college, please send more money!" and mailed the picture to her parents.


What the heck???? I can't even cry about it.

[dauphin]

'Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?'
'That depends a good deal on where you want to get to,' said the Cat.
'I don't much care where --' said Alice.
'Then it doesn't matter which way you go,' said the Cat.
'--so long as I get somewhere,' Alice added as an explanation.
Alice's Adventures in Wonderland

[dauphin]

24721 24737
2472224803

which one?:(

[dauphin]

SLAMABAD, Pakistan (CNN) -- Clashes erupted in Pakistan Monday as former Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif was deported to Saudi Arabia shortly after returning home from seven years in exile hoping to campaign against the country's military ruler.


Former Pakistani PM Nawaz Sharif talks to media aboard his flight from London to Islamabad late Sunday.


Sharif was briefly taken into police custody at the Islamabad airport about 90 minutes after he arrived aboard a flight from London. He was placed on another commercial airliner about 30 minutes later for a flight to Jeddah, Saudi Arabia, where he has spent his exile.

"It is a violation of the constitution, and it is a violation of the court order under which Nawaz Sharif was allowed to arrive and stay in Pakistan," Sadique ul-Farooq, a close aide to Sharif said according to report from The Associated Press.
full story (http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/asiapcf/09/10/pakistan.sharif/index.html) Bechora ...

[xinjianguygur]

I Xinjiang Uygur . I think your friends.I used to want and you understand. But I do not know how. Google today I find your website. I am very pleased.
My Contact: QQ: 639850096. Skype: YENGIYOL. ICQ: 49838274. E-MAEL: KONGQUEBALA@126.COM
Thank you!:P

[dauphin]

I Xinjiang Uygur . I think your friends.I used to want and you understand. But I do not know how. Google today I find your website. I am very pleased.
My Contact: QQ: 639850096. Skype: YENGIYOL. ICQ: 49838274. E-MAEL: KONGQUEBALA@126.COM
Thank you!:P

Uzbekcha gapiravering aka nima demoqchisiz? Uzbekman. Xitoychada akcentim bor, gapira olmiyman.

[dauphin]

Blogim yana o'zin yahshisan,
Boshqa bloglar sening oldingda sharmanda :lool:

SOLD AT SEVEN (http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/living/2007/09/13/siu.lifting.the.veil.cnn)

[dauphin]

Nasimaga deganim...

Yo'q, hali hammasi o'tganmas,
Ko'p hali dunyoda nasibam.
Silligim bezarar, hech gapmas,
Borini ko'raman, Nasimam,
Yo'q, hali hammasi o'tganmas.

Oldinda kutadir imtihon,
Men og'ir janglarda bo'larman.
Nasima! Bu kungi issiq qon,
O! Balki to'kilur... o'larman...
Oldinda kutadir imtihon.

Ko'zingga tikilib qarasam,
Ikkita dengizday ko'rinur.
Nasima! Ichaman rost qasam,
Olovdek lovillab dil yonur,
Baxtliman janglarga yarasam.
(Usmon Nosir)
Maktab og'zaki ijodi.

[dauphin]

HERE ARE THE TOP 10 REASONS TO BECOME AN ACCOUNTANT:
10. Audits Happen
9. You're too sincere to succeed in Marketing
8. You can take your "Stupid Accounting Tricks" with you when you change jobs
7. Pocket protectors are bound to come back in style
6. You get to see your old friends every six months at the CPA exam
5. Business Administration Majors go to work for their parents
4. Norm Peterson makes a great roll model
3. You can color your conversations with exciting phrases like "alternative minimum tax" and "substantive tests of details"
2. You have great pick-up lines for parties: "Hey baby, can I vouch your assets?"
1. You don't have to go to law school to get a job !!!!!!

[dauphin]

Four simple principles for creating
See what isn’t there.
Think what no one else can think.
Do what no one else dares to do.
Multiply your mind by giving it away.

[dauphin]

No one knows what is like to be the bad man...

[dauphin]

Somewhere I belong
All I want to do is to more like me, and be less like you

[dauphin]

I cannot take this anymore
I'm saying everything I've said before
All these words they make no sense
I find bliss in ignorance
Less I hear the less you'll say
You'll find that out anyway
Just like before...

Everything you say to me
Takes me one step closer to the edge
And I'm about to break
I need a little room to breathe
Cause I'm one step closer to the edge
I'm about to break

I find the answers aren't so clear
Wish I could find a way to disappear
All these thoughts they make no sense
I find bliss in ignorance
Nothing seems to go away
Over and over again
Just like before

Everything you say to me
Takes me one step closer to the edge
And I'm about to break
I need a little room to breathe
Cause I'm one step closer to the edge
I'm about to break

Everything you say to me
Takes me one step closer to the edge
And I'm about to break
I need a little room to breathe
Cause I'm one step closer to the edge
And I'm about to break

Shut up when I'm talking to you
Shut up, Shut up, Shut up
Shut up when I'm talking to you
Shut up, Shut up, Shut up
Shut up, I'm about to break!

Everything you say to me
Takes me one step closer to the edge
And I'm about to break
I need a little room to breathe
Cause I'm one step closer to the edge
I'm about to break

Everything you say to me
Takes me one step closer to the edge
And I'm about to break
I need a little room to breathe
Cause I'm one step closer to the edge
And I'm about to break
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5sx7OFPGOY)

[dauphin]

I don't know what's worth fighting for
Or why I have to scream
I don't know why I instigate
And say what I don't mean
I don't know how I got this way
I know it's not alright
So I'm breaking the habit
I'm breaking the habit
Tonight
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uy02hOmj6jM)

[dauphin]

there's something inside me that pulls beneath the surface
consuming/confusing what is real
this lack of self-control I fear is never ending
controlling/confusing what is real
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9-eAYHooUo)

[dauphin]

Forfeit the game
Before somebody else
Takes you out of the frame
Puts your name to shame
Cover up your face
You can't run the race
The pace is too fast
You just won't last

You love the way I look at you
While taking pleasure in the awful things you put me through
You take away if I give in
My life
My pride is broken

You like to think you're never wrong
You live what you've learned
You have to act like you're someone
You live what you've learned
You want someone to hurt like you
You live what you've learned
You want to share what you have been through
You live what you've learned

You love the things I say I'll do
The way I hurt myself again just to get back at you
You take away when I give in
My life
My pride is broken
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-l4G5rRJK8U)

[dauphin]

I wanna run away
Never say goodbye
I wanna know the truth
Instead of wondering why
I wanna know the answers
No more lies
I wanna shut the door
And open up my mind
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3ELwy3jssE)

[dauphin]

I don't know who to trust no surprise
Everyone feels so far away from me
Heavy thoughts sift through dust and the lies
Trying not to break but I�m so tired of this deceit
Every time I try to make myself get back up on my feet
All I ever think about is this
All the tiring time between
And how trying to put my trust in you just takes so much out of me

Take everything from the inside and throw it all away
Cuz I swear for the last time I won't trust myself with you
I won't waste myself on you
You
You
Waste myself on you
You
You
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dATmQE1G_h4&mode=related&search=)

[dauphin]

I watch how the
Moon sits in the sky / in the dark night
Shining with the light from the sun
The sun doesn't give / light to the moon assuming
The moon's going to owe it one
It makes me think of how you act to me / You do
Favors and then rapidly / You just
Turn around and start asking me / about
Things that you want back from me
I�m sick of the tension / sick of the hunger
Sick of you acting like I owe you this
Find another place / to feed your greed -
While I find a place to rest
I want to be in another place
I hate when you say you don�t understand
(You�ll see it's not meant to be)
I want to be in the energy, not with the enemy
A place for my head
Maybe someday I'll be just like you / and
Step on people like you do and / Run
Away the people I thought I knew
I remember back then who you were
You used to be calm
used to be strong
Used to be generous
but you should've known / That you'd
Wear out your welcome / now you see
How quiet it is / all alone / I'm so
Sick of the tension / sick of the hunger
Sick of you acting like I owe you this
Find another place / to feed your greed -
While / I find a place to rest / I'm so
Sick of the tension / sick of the hunger
Sick of you acting like I owe you this
Find another place / to feed your greed -
While / I find a place to rest
You try to take the best of me
Go away
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74ybviBKk0o&mode=related&search=)

[dauphin]

Life is real

[dauphin]

Dear Mallika
When I held you in my arms
Your skin was like a rose slightly caressed by the sun
I chose you before anyone
Walked through the garden barefoot
Tasting mangoes in the forest
My feelings cant be captured by an artist
It was beautiful in every heavenly way imagined
You're my hero
For you Id slay any dragon
Dig tunnels to the depths of my own weakness
I miss all your grandeur your splendor your sweetness
Your eloquence fine raiment's sensitivity
In a land of thousand paradises
(http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x36j4a_the-rapsody-feat-ll-cool-j-dear-mal_music)

[noodles]

youtube'dan chiqmi qopsanmi?:)

[dauphin]

youtube'dan chiqmi qopsanmi?:)

O'qishni ohiriga keganda bir ikkita qiyin darslar olishga to'g'ri kelyapti. Vobshe hech narsa tushunmayapman. Qiyin ekan MPeshnikka bu business degan narsa. Shunda youtube yordamga kelyapti. :lol:Sal bosh og'riqni qoldiryapti.

[dauphin]

Mlin some members of the forum look like children, reading some posts is becoming more and more harmfull to my intelligence.

[Demir Kağan]

Insanlara tepeden bakmak hos degil dauphin. Ancak su var, -misal- senin gibi dusunce cilesi cekmemis, bir seyleri elde edebilmek icin ugrasmamis, dunyaya ve insanliga bir seyler kazandirmaya calismayan insanlara tepeden bakabilirsin. :)

[dauphin]

I just found very interesting info on web. Only one third of US's largest firms CEOsa have MBA degree. Rest of them have their majors in different areas from history to arts.
And only 13% of fortune's top 300 company CEOs got their degree from Ivy league schools.
So, what the heck we want to study at famous and expensive schools?

[dauphin]

Is Telecommunication system in Uzbekistan still working? Mlin, I have been trying to call to my parents, brother and a friend for 15 minutes only thing I am getting is endless beeping sound.

[dauphin]

I don't like when someone does not have voice mail box.:twisted::twisted:

[dauphin]

25583
25584

Finally, it is ready to use. Let's test it.:lol:
At least 35 fps, not too bad.

[dauphin]

I just watched Lake house (http://pokaza.net/film/059_1.php). It is kind of chick flick but I really like it. For those who did not watch it I left the link for the movie.

[dauphin]

What do you do to concentrate? I can't finish my research paper. I need ideas. But I am not finding one. :(:x:evil:

[dauphin]

The simple life (http://www.megaupload.com/?d=GTFGCMKD) Pictures of beautiful nature and its animals.

[dauphin]

I have just presented something that I don't really know. OMG. Adrenaline, Epinefrine... I can't sleep tonight.
Btw I did not think that someone knows me on this forum, seems like a lot of users have idea how my actual face looks like. That is scary.

[dauphin]

A large distributor of oil-well drilling equipment operated over the past two years with EOQ policies based on an annual holding cost rate of 22%. Under the EOQ policy, a particular product has been ordered with an optimal quantity of Q = 80. A recent evaluation of holding costs shows that because of an increase in the interest rate associated with bank loans, the annual holding cost rate should be 27%.
What is the new economic order quantity for the product?

Can anyone solve that problem? I have been trying for 2 hours I can't come up with right answer.

[dauphin]

No one? Anyone? Someone please.

[dauphin]

Still no one, Looks like I will have to do it myself. :))

[corsair]

oh crap, just like my one (c). crap... :-D

[corsair]

Still no one, Looks I will have to do it myself. :))

so, how was it?!
:lool:

[dauphin]

so, how was it?!
:lool:

I am still working on it. :lool:

[corsair]

I am still working on it. :lool:

:lool:

on what? :lool:

http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/1866/ohmygoshpy9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[dauphin]

:lool:

on what? :lool:

http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/1866/ohmygoshpy9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
I promise you will see what I am working on. :lol: As soon as I am done with it I will post copy of it here.

[lost]

I promise you will see what I am working on. :lol: As soon as I am done with it I will post copy of it here.

you better not : (

[dauphin]

you better not : (

Ok, I will pm it to corsair then. :)

[corsair]

I promise you will see what I am working on. :lol: As soon as I am done with it I will post copy of it here.

ok.

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:lol:

YouTube - Are we there yet?

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are we there yet?
are we there yet?
are we there yet?
are we there yet?
are we there yet?
are we there yet?
:lol:

[dauphin]

ok.

are we there yet?
are we there yet?
are we there yet?
are we there yet?
are we there yet?
are we there yet?
are we there yet?
are we there yet?
are we there yet?
are we there yet?
:lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IB5BcxX1tz0

are we there yet?
are we there yet?
are we there yet?
are we there yet?
are we there yet?
are we there yet?
are we there yet?
are we there yet?
are we there yet?
are we there yet?
:lol:

No, it is a big one.

[corsair]

No, it is a big one.

Gulchatay, otkroy lichko :-D

PS: big one... wuahahahahaahaha :lool: shu threadga sig'adimi? "poqq" etib yorilib ketib qolmaydimi...

[dauphin]

Gulchatay, otkroy lichko :-D

PS: big one... wuahahahahaahaha :lool: shu threadga sig'adimi? "poqq" etib yorilib ketib qolmaydimi...

Uzr, sig'madi bu threadga. 10 mb, shunga post qilmadim.:lol:

[dauphin]

How many of them can you indentify?
http://www.yousaytoo.com/gallery_image/pic/4814/00000000cg8.jpg
http://www.yousaytoo.com/gallery_image/pic/4820/00000000uu7.jpg
http://www.yousaytoo.com/gallery_image/pic/4821/00000000va1.jpg
http://www.yousaytoo.com/gallery_image/pic/4818/00000000sc8.jpg

[dauphin]

I don't like a lot of her songs, but this one really rocks.


Qo'ygil tikanlaring sayma Atirgul,
Dilim yomon o'ydan yiroqdir butkul.
Yoqimli bo'yingni sog'indi ko'ngil,
Iforing qizg'onma mendan Atirgul.
Taqdir saodatni qizg'ondi yetar,
Mehrni omadni qizg'ondi yetar.
Suyganim visolni qizg'ondi yetar,
Iforing qizg'onma mendan Atirgul.
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s43pr_r77js)

[dauphin]

If only I knew where happiness is located...


http://www.united-states-map.com/usa-map.gif

[corsair]

If only I knew where happiness is located...


http://www.united-states-map.com/usa-map.gif

well, its not on this map... :-D

[dauphin]

an old nice song
Mening otam oq terak

Calm down everyone, listen to the songs open your windows, let fresh ideas into your mind.

[dauphin]

http://old.pccc.edu/Art/Gallery/Contemporary/images/Frida_Kahlo.jpg

http://www.ebsqart.com/zine/2002/200212/pics/the_broken_column.jpg

http://sexualityinart.files.wordpress.com/2007/01/1a-ghhk.JPG

http://ritzobrian.tripod.com/images/frida46.jpg

http://www.themakeupgallery.info/central/lookalike/artists/frida6.jpg

[dauphin]

Galleon, So I begin

One of the sexiest clips I have ever seen and really catchy tune.


Sarah Brightman singing "Dust in the wind" and "lo mio cuore va"

I like "dust in the wind" but I like Kansas version better.

[dauphin]

This case begins with a strange statement: Even a dog knows the difference between being stepped on and being tripped out.

[dauphin]

Menga shu ashula yoqdi. Anavi qizning otini kim biladi?

YouTube - Anora Uzbek from movie anora

[atilla37]

http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2006-06/02/xinsrc_322060302084542114131.jpg

[dauphin]

I am looking for myself. If anybody seen me in last 2 years let me know 3 things where, when and how. So I can track myself down.

[dauphin]

YouTube - Zveri-Rajoni Kvartali

Bolshe nichego lovit
Vse chto nado ya poymal.
Nado srazu uhodit...

[ikbaljohn]

Ba'zan sani kayfiyatingga umuman tushunmay qolaman.Bir qarasen quvnoq,bir qarasen o'zini o'zin qidirib yurgan bo'lasan,bir qarasen unaqasan.Kesen,choyxonaga boramiz,keyin Kirgilini aylanamizhttp://gayrat17.fastbb.ru/gif/smk/sm34.gif

[dauphin]

Ba'zan sani kayfiyatingga umuman tushunmay qolaman.Bir qarasen quvnoq,bir qarasen o'zini o'zin qidirib yurgan bo'lasan,bir qarasen unaqasan.Kesen,choyxonaga boramiz,keyin Kirgilini aylanamizhttp://gayrat17.fastbb.ru/gif/smk/sm34.gif

Kirgilida nima bor? Qaysi choyhonaga boramiz? Umrimda choyhonga bormagan ekanman. :( Uylan to'yinga boraman. :lol:

[ikbaljohn]

Kirgilida nima bor? Qaysi choyhonaga boramiz? Umrimda choyhonga bormagan ekanman. :( Uylan to'yinga boraman. :lol:

Biz sinfdoshlar bilan Sug'urtachi choyxonasiga borardik.Uylanganlar kuyov oshini Titovda qiberadi.
Bitta gap-da,anu eski avatarin yoqardi:uups::lol:

[Don Corleone]

Ba'zan sani kayfiyatingga umuman tushunmay qolaman.Bir qarasen quvnoq,bir qarasen o'zini o'zin qidirib yurgan bo'lasan,bir qarasen unaqasan.Kesen,choyxonaga boramiz,keyin Kirgilini aylanamizhttp://gayrat17.fastbb.ru/gif/smk/sm34.gif


18 yoshga to'lmaganlarni hozir u yoqqa o'tkazishmayaptiyakan. Metrikalaringni o'zgartirganmisilar hech bo'lmasa?!

Eski avataring deyurib shu bola paqirni oxiri yomon yo'lga boshlamasang bo'ldida.

Dauphinjon, mindey Eminemdanam post qib tur.

[dauphin]

Biz sinfdoshlar bilan Sug'urtachi choyxonasiga borardik.Uylanganlar kuyov oshini Titovda qiberadi.
Bitta gap-da,anu eski avatarin yoqardi:uups::lol:

Eski avatar Don Carleoneda har qanday bo'lmag'ur tuyg'ular uyg'otib yuborgani uchun almashtirib qo'ydim.:D

18 yoshga to'lmaganlarni hozir u yoqqa o'tkazishmayaptiyakan. Metrikalaringni o'zgartirganmisilar hech bo'lmasa?!

Eski avataring deyurib shu bola paqirni oxiri yomon yo'lga boshlamasang bo'ldida.

Dauphinjon, mindey Eminemdanam post qib tur.

Don Carleonejon mana siz uchun
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=related&v=z2hbkqQc41M

For everyone else here is some gorgeous transsexual.
YouTube - Gorgeous Transsexual Celebrity Miriam Rivera

[dauphin]

Found my thread. Can any moderator or admin change name of my blog to il mio blog please.

[dauphin]

Found my thread. Can any moderator or admin change name of my blog to il mio blog please.

O'rtoq admin akalar iltimos shu blogimni nomini il mio blog deb o'zgartirib beringlar.

[Don Corleone]

Tinchlikmi nima bo'ldi blogizni nomini almashtirmoqchisiz yo Iqboljon aytgandey yana o'zizzi axtarib yuribsimi?:D

[dauphin]

Tinchlikmi nima bo'ldi blogizni nomini almashtirmoqchisiz yo Iqboljon aytgandey yana o'zizzi axtarib yuribsimi?:D

O'zimni topdim shekilli. Kecha tasodifan bir birimizni ucratib qoldik. U ham meni izlab yurgan ekan. :lol:

[dauphin]

Because of I am wasting too much time I have deleted my profiles from all social networks. For those whom I was talking please don't get me wrong there was and is nothing personal and serious about what I said. We can talk over here via pm or on forum until I delete this account.