Ah, women...

[The Reaper]

Here's (http://observer.guardian.co.uk/woman/story/0,,1747274,00.html) a humorous article in The Guardian Unlimited about 10 strange things that men sometimes do, and women don't understand.

Since its a Gentleman's Club I think we could do the same by listing some things about women that we don't understand!

1) I personally don't understand the whole fascination with purses. It's just a freaking purse! I think as long as something fits in it, it should be good enough.

2) What's with going to bathrooms with other girlfriends? Can you imagine guys sitting together, and one of them standing up and saying "I gotta take a leak, anyone wants to go to the bathroom with me?" :D

TOPIC: What are some things you don't get about women? To our ladies, can you explain us why you do them?

TR

[Glance]

2) What's with going to bathrooms with other girlfriends? Can you imagine guys sitting together, and one of them standing up and saying "I gotta take a leak, anyone wants to go to the bathroom with me?" :D



I still remember my brothers' face when he asked this question from me :D

I really didn't know what to say at that moment. :)

[erkak#1]

do you like a computer games? like 4 example "War craft... something"? For some guys its a passion (its not nessesaraly 4 every guy- as well as "passion to have all kinds of purses" not 4 every girl) ... when i see guys playing this game all day long i ask myself "what the...???!!!"

predlagayu sravnit: strast' k sumkam vs. stras' k komputernim igram
ili naprimer- devushka lyubit hodit v kompanii podrug v "ladies room" vs. jelanie parney hodit s druzyami v chayhanu (ne luchshiy primer no odin iz...)
prosto vse v etom mire otnositel'no---poetomu kajdiy imeet svoi strasti, za isklucheniem togo chto nekotorie iz nih dovol'no toki rasspostranennie...


Смотря кайси уйин. Хар бир уйиннинг узига яраша фойда томони хам бор. Мисол учун - в стратегию надо играть, стратегияга мойилликни оширади - хар бир эркак хаётда стратег булиши керак. :mrgreen:
А сумкадан нима фойда?!

Ходить в чайхану вместе с друзьями это что-то! Хамма дустлар биргаликда ош, ачик-чучук тайёрлаб, бир бири билан дустона сухбат куриб, дустона маслахатлар бериб утирганда - одам мазза килади. Одам бир кунга булсада уша кунда барча ташвишларини унутади. :)
Кизлар бирга хожатга борганда хам шунака буладими? :lool:

[Lady_G]

Since its a Gentleman's Club I think we could do the same by listing some things about women that we don't understand!

TR

Кизлар бирга хожатга борганда хам шунака буладими? :lool:



...женщину нужно любить, а не понимать (c) ;)


PS: man ham rosa qiziqardim oldinlari o'yinlarga. 1nchi oynagan oyinim Mario, Super MArio, Segala edi. Ayy 12-13yoshlarimda. Vayy shunaqalli jinnisi edim, keyin need for speed ohirlarida. Vey oyim hah vingillivurib boshim kettiiiiiiii, o'chire ovoziniiii, hozi 2ga bo'Lib beraman shuniingni derdila :lol::lol: Hozi u kasallikladan chiqtim.

[G_Hot]

a chto kasaetsya hodit' v "ladies room" s podrujkami, vi je znaete naskol'ko devushki emocional'ni i ne terpelivi, im hochetsya poskoree obsudit' naedine temu kotoraya voznikla za stolom ili sprosit' chto podruga dumaet o parne kotoriy priglasil eyo na tanec...
Kstati , xorosho chto vi devushki tak kollektivno uxodite , davaya vozmojnost` nam sidyashim s vami parnyam obsudit` devushek za drugimi stolikami :lol:

A problemi neponimaniya mejdu parnyami i devushkami zaklyuchayutsya v tom , chto prekrasnaya polovina chelovechestva luchshe chitaet mejdu strok , ponimaet luchshe yazik tela , vot i dumaet chto parni mogut toje samoe. A parni v svoyu ochered` slishkom vse uslojnyayut im nado, chtob vse bilo skazano kak est`. Na vse doljna bit` prichina ... a devushki bol`she emociyami .. ottuda i poluchayutsya takie opisaniya kak "k tebe druzya priezali na bol`shoy mashine ... sveta persik" ... dlya parnya eto vse ravno, chto eslib ona nichego ne skazala.

[Factory girl]

nu nado je i mujchinam obsudit' devushek :)
this is the part of the girls big plan :)

p.s. greeting everyone, i'm new up here!

[MUHLIS]

G_Hot forumga bitta dasturxonchi kerak, qilasizmi? :lool: (xazil)

[saturn]

do you like a computer games?
yes, yes, yes, yes, .... yes.... = 2^256 * (yes) (Марио, Черепашки Ниндзя, Цивилизэйшынм, КС, Ундергроунд, мост_уонтед, НФС, ЛФС, Блэйзинг_Энжелс .... ой, остановите меня..)


strast' k sumkam vs. stras' k komputernim igram
computer games - RULEZ... :lol: ;)

ili naprimer- devushka lyubit hodit v kompanii podrug v "ladies room" vs. jelanie parney hodit s druzyami v chayhanu (ne luchshiy primer no odin iz...)
хмм.. девуфки, может фсе таки чайхана?

on: кста, я тож иногде не понимаю.... девушек... :rolleyes:

[G_Hot]

G_Hot forumga bitta dasturxonchi kerak, qilasizmi? :lool: (xazil) Bittasini tug`lilgan kunioda tamada bo`ganim etadi ... :lol:

[Factory girl]

yes, yes, yes, yes, .... yes.... = 2^256 * (yes) (Марио, Черепашки Ниндзя, Цивилизэйшынм, КС, Ундергроунд, мост_уонтед, НФС, ЛФС, Блэйзинг_Энжелс .... ой, остановите меня..)


computer games - RULEZ... :lol: ;)


хмм.. девуфки, может фсе таки чайхана?

on: кста, я тож иногде не понимаю.... девушек... :rolleyes:

ne vse devushki okazivaetsya lyubat hodit' v ubornuyu v kompanii podrug :)

[G_Hot]

кста, я тож иногде не понимаю.... девушек... :rolleyes: Dvushki inogda sami sebya ne ponimayut :lol:

[G_Hot]

ne vse devushki okazivaetsya lyubat hodit' v ubornuyu v kompanii podrug :) Nu lyubit` eto delo odno ... a vot hodit` eto drugoe :lol:

[Factory girl]

Nu lyubit` eto delo odno ... a vot hodit` eto drugoe :lol:

pojaluy...
eto neobhodimost'...
ya predpochitayu etu missiyu vipolnyat' ne odnoy

[saturn]

Dvushki inogda sami sebya ne ponimayut :lol:

сама себя еще как понимаю... (донт уорри ;) )

но вот остальных..

[G_Hot]

...ya predpochitayu etu missiyu vipolnyat' ne odnoy MISSIYA interesniy podxod ...
A esli eto svidanie tet a tet ?? :)

[G_Hot]

сама себя еще как понимаю... (донт уорри ;) )
но вот остальных.. nu Vi unikum ... :lol:

[BAMANI]

1) A purse is a very important element in a woman's outlook. I guess we just read, watch and hear a lot of stylists' theories like "Your purse has to match your shoes", "A type a purse has to correspond with the general style of our outfit" etc. Therefore, most of women try to match it.

It's like, a guy lwould look funny funny in a suit and snickers instead of classic dress shoes.

OR a guy wearing a dress shirt with sports costume etc.

So, if you a have a sense of style and taste, you gotta have few purses.

2) I think women mostly like to do everything in a company. Go shopping, cooking, walking, go to the beach etc. and of course go to the bathroom matter is not excluded from a list :?

It's starts from our childhood. When I was little and my parents used to ask me to go buy some bread. It would take me longer to find a friend to go with rather than going to a store itself. :?

[saturn]

nu Vi unikum ... :lol:
эхм... мни кажеса вам надо изменить цвет ваших... (был бы здесь Бек, он бы объяснил вам сказав - "бор кум уйнагин" :) )

ой не туда попала..

фсе-фсе, убегаю...


п.с. женщину нужно любить, уважать... (пошла уважать остальных...)

[G_Hot]

эхм... мни кажеса вам надо ... eto bilo skazano s sarkazmom ... a ne v kachestve komplementa ... tak chto gubu mojete obratno zakatat`
Eshe odin primer neponimaniya mejdu polami :lol:

[Shambles]

Ya ne sovsem ponimayu sleduyuschego:

Devushki ujasno ne lyubyat podkabluchnikov, no tem ne menee uporno pytayutsya sdelat' svoyego partnera podkabluchnikom... Paradox, da i tol'ko!!!

[bello]

manımcha ayol kıhını organısh yokı tushunısh uchun oldın sevıb qolısh kerak, bolmasa umrıngnı ohırıgacha ham organıb olmaysan kıshı

[Maroon]

Ya ne sovsem ponimayu sleduyuschego:

Devushki ujasno ne lyubyat podkabluchnikov, no tem ne menee uporno pytayutsya sdelat' svoyego partnera podkabluchnikom... Paradox, da i tol'ko!!!

And when you become one, 99% of the time they leave you. :lol:

[Maroon]

1) A purse is a very important element in a woman's outlook. I guess we just read, watch and hear a lot of stylists' theories like "Your purse has to match your shoes", "A type a purse has to correspond with the general style of our outfit" etc. Therefore, most of women try to match it.





I guess when my husband asks why women buy purses, he think everyone is like me and buys tons of purses.;)

[Royal]

... some things about women that we don't understand! ...TR
............n

P.S. accept them as it is....best way.

[Factory girl]

MISSIYA interesniy podxod ...
A esli eto svidanie tet a tet ?? :)

nu uj togda pridetsya...
kak pravilo ya govoryu chto mne nado pomit' ruki pered tem kak nachat' trapezu

[Shambles]

nu uj togda pridetsya...
kak pravilo ya govoryu chto mne nado pomit' ruki pered tem kak nachat' trapezu

popudrit' nosik - samaya populyarnaya otmazka...:D

[Factory girl]

I guess when my husband asks why women buy purses, he think everyone is like me and buys tons of purses.;)

ya etot vopros slishala ne raz (i ne tol'ko v svoy adress)
po moemu ne zavisit skol'ko sumok ti pokupaesh, mujchini vse ravno ne ponimayut zachem nam eto nujno :)

[Factory girl]

popudrit' nosik - samaya populyarnaya otmazka...:D

tol'ko v kino, v real'noy jini eto zvuchit kak shutka... hotya mojno i otshutitsya

[G_Hot]

nu uj togda pridetsya...
kak pravilo ya govoryu chto mne nado pomit' ruki pered tem kak nachat' trapezu Menya vsegda porajalo , devushka dostaet zerkal`ce posmtrica v nego, potom otluchaetsya ... tochno znaya kuda idti :)

[Factory girl]

Menya vsegda porajalo , devushka dostaet zerkal`ce posmtrica v nego, potom otluchaetsya ... tochno znaya kuda idti :)

horosho osvedomlenni G_Hot,
kak budto shpaklyovka s nosa slezla :D

[G_Hot]

horosho osvedomlenni G_Hot,
kak budto shpaklyovka s nosa slezla :D tut pomoemu eshe i drugaya xitrost` ... ona s pomosh`yu zerkal`ca naxodit to, chto ey nujno.
Samoe ujasnoe eto to, chto devushka chitaya menyu, mojet tochno skazat` na kogo smotrit paren` sidyashiy ryadom :lol:

[Factory girl]

tut pomoemu eshe i drugaya xitrost` ... ona s pomosh`yu zerkal`ca naxodit to, chto ey nujno.
Samoe ujasnoe eto to, chto devushka chitaya menyu, mojet tochno skazat` na kogo smotrit paren` sidyashiy ryadom :lol:

hmmm interesno...
nu spasibo chto skazali, ya daje ne podozrevala chto takim obrazom mojno uznat' gde nahoditsya eta zavetnaya komnata, ya kak pravilo sprashivayu u oficiantov

[G_Hot]

hmmm interesno...
nu spasibo chto skazali, ya daje ne podozrevala chto takim obrazom mojno uznat' gde nahoditsya eta zavetnaya komnata, ya kak pravilo sprashivayu u oficiantov pomoemu tak daje legche nayti , ya toj samoe delayu :)

[Vector]

ya odno ne poymu, pochemu devushki ispolzuyut svoi kosmetichki(pudri) pryamo u vseh na vidu?!

[Prince]

ya odno ne poymu, pochemu devushki ispolzuyut svoi kosmetichki(pudri) pryamo u vseh na vidu?!

ne vse tak delayut! No est i takie! :rolleyes: no povtoryayu ne vse takie!

[MUHLIS]

ya odno ne poymu, pochemu devushki ispolzuyut svoi kosmetichki(pudri) pryamo u vseh na vidu?!
Bu tovus patini yoygandek gapda. :lol: Savolingizga balki mana bu yerda (http://forum.arbuz.com/showthread.php?t=40924&highlight=qizlar+bo%27yanish)javob toparsiz....

[G_Hot]

Interesno eshe to, chto jenshini i devushki nichego iz xolodil`nika ne vibrasivayut , srokgodnosti istek uje mesyac nazad , a ey vseravno poprobuet "da net eshe normalno, kushat` mojno" :lol:

[Sirena]

Interesno eshe to, chto jenshini i devushki nichego iz xolodil`nika ne vibrasivayut , srokgodnosti istek uje mesyac nazad , a ey vseravno poprobuet "da net eshe normalno, kushat` mojno" :lol:


Tovba, nikogda ne slishala i ne videla.

[punch]

da ıh v jıznı ne poymesh to tak to podrugomu hotıyat...........

[zlyuka]

Ya ne sovsem ponimayu sleduyuschego:

Devushki ujasno ne lyubyat podkabluchnikov, no tem ne menee uporno pytayutsya sdelat' svoyego partnera podkabluchnikom... Paradox, da i tol'ko!!!
это они проверяют прочность его "мужского" характера ;)
а вдруг, подкаблучится? а таких нам не надо! :D

хотя, знаете, некоторых женщин такие мужчины вполне устраивают:?
и вообще, женщина - сплошной парадокс, да и только ;)

[G_Hot]

otlichniy primer neponimaya, pokazan v ocherednom fil`me o Garry Pottere
Devushka: - ona perejivaet iz-za ekzamenov , preposha ee muchaet , perejivaet iz-za poteri druga, v to jevremya ey nravitsya Garry i ee muchayut sovest` (nu chto- to v etom duhe)
Paren`: - nevozmojno chuvstvovat` eto vse odnovremenno

[punch]

это они проверяют прочность его "мужского" характера ;)
а вдруг, подкаблучится? а таких нам не надо! :D

хотя, знаете, некоторых женщин такие мужчины вполне устраивают:?
и вообще, женщина - сплошной парадокс, да и только ;)

tochno!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D

[Shambles]

это они проверяют прочность его "мужского" характера ;)
а вдруг, подкаблучится? а таких нам не надо! :D

хотя, знаете, некоторых женщин такие мужчины вполне устраивают:?
и вообще, женщина - сплошной парадокс, да и только ;)

Lol!!! Yesli "podkabluchitsya", to podkabluchnik, a yesli net, to tiran, varvar, diktator i grubiyan...:D

[zlyuka]

Lol!!! Yesli "podkabluchitsya", to podkabluchnik, a yesli net, to tiran, varvar, diktator i grubiyan...:D
э нет, это смотря какая женщина рядом!
если для кого-то одно считается тиранством, для других - воспринимается как в порядке вещей, называется "мужественность, характер!"

p.s. при употреблении слова "характер" надо сделать такой низкий голос и выделить "ХХАРАААКТЕР!!!";)

[Shambles]

э нет, это смотря какая женщина рядом!
если для кого-то одно считается тиранством, для других - воспринимается как в порядке вещей, называется "мужественность, характер!"

p.s. при употреблении слова "характер" надо сделать такой низкий голос и выделить "ХХАРАААКТЕР!!!";)

A vot tut ty ne prava, golubushka... :)) "ХХАРАААКТЕР!!!" govoritsya podrujkam, roditelyam, kollegam na rabote i t.d., a samomu "tiranu" prichitayetsya "diktator" ili chto-to v etom rode...

V odnom ya s toboy soglasen, "tiranov" uvajayut i s nimi schitayutsya...

[zlyuka]

A vot tut ty ne prava, golubushka... :)) "ХХАРАААКТЕР!!!" govoritsya podrujkam, roditelyam, kollegam na rabote i t.d., a samomu "tiranu" prichitayetsya "diktator" ili chto-to v etom rode...

V odnom ya s toboy soglasen, "tiranov" uvajayut i s nimi schitayutsya...
ну конечно, так и есть!
на вопрос: "как ты с ним живешь? он же - ТИРАН!"
отвечают: "нет, он у меня с ХХАРАААКТЕРом !":)
а обладатели характера, думаю, не обижаются на слово "тиран" ;), даже как-то самолюбие мужское тешится :D

[Пушкарева]

eto ne pravda.

"tiranov" uvajayut i s nimi schitayutsya...

[Shambles]

eto ne pravda.

Nezabudka, tebe nikto ne govoril, chto argumenty nado chem-to podtverjdat'???:D

[Пушкарева]

Pust Nezabudka i budet tebe podtverjdeniye. Tiranov ne uvajayu i s nimi ne schitayus.

Nezabudka, tebe nikto ne govoril, chto argumenty nado chem-to podtverjdat'???:D

[Shambles]

Pust Nezabudka i budet tebe podtverjdeniye. Tiranov ne uvajayu i s nimi ne schitayus.

Chto-to ty ne v nastre... Nu nichego-nichego, komu seychas legko...

[Royal]

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[The Reaper]

Shambles, and Nezabudka:

A tyrant is a term which is defined differently depending on whom you talk to. Can you clarify as to what exactly do you mean by "tyrant"? What set of characteristics, or actions do you think could define a tyrant?

Only after agreeing on a more or less solid definition, could you go ahead and dispute whether women like it or not.

TR

[Royal]

Bir chavondoz oz ayoli bilan ketvotganakan..shunda oti qoqilipti, chavandoz 1 dipti, yana bir muncha vaqitdan keyin yana qoqilipti: 2 dipti yana bir muncha vaqitdan keyin 3 chi marta qoqilganda, chavandoz topponchasini chiqarip otini peshanasidan otip ayoli bilan yayov ketishipti....

osha yaqindigi shaharchada uy qiliship yashashipti va bir qancha vaqtdan keyin ayoli chavandozni etganiga qarshi chiqip bir nima deganakan, chavandoz: 1 dipti.......

shu bilan Chavandoz togrisidigi hikoya tugadi...

[Пушкарева]

chto?

___________


Shambles, and Nezabudka:

A tyrant is a term which is defined differently depending on whom you talk to. Can you clarify as to what exactly do you mean by "tyrant"? What set of characteristics, or actions do you think could define a tyrant?

Only after agreeing on a more or less solid definition, could you go ahead and dispute whether women like it or not.

TR

[gulamus]

Esli vy grubian, nagliy, bezserdechen, pofigist i lubyashiy svobodu ---- 99% devushek budut vlublenny vas!
No esli vy - myagkiy, dobry, ponimayushiy, miliy (tam eshe che) to vy podkobluchnik to jenshina daje i ne posmotrit v vashu storonu (Ya ne govoru vse no bolee 90%- da)
Stoim s gruppoy studentov iz nih 10 devushek dva parnya, prof raskazyvaet istoriyu lubvi 35 let nazat - devushki posle kajdogo epizoda AAAAH, VAAAH, UUUUH.... Ohiri - Oh cmoooooooooooon woman dib baqirvorganimni sezmi qoldim :):D
GA

[Пушкарева]

ayol beva bop q'oldimi? (erini oldirdimi?) :(

Bir chavondoz oz ayoli bilan ketvotganakan..shunda oti qoqilipti, chavandoz 1 dipti, yana bir muncha vaqitdan keyin yana qoqilipti: 2 dipti yana bir muncha vaqitdan keyin 3 chi marta qoqilganda, chavandoz topponchasini chiqarip otini peshanasidan otip ayoli bilan yayov ketishipti....

osha yaqindigi shaharchada uy qiliship yashashipti va bir qancha vaqtdan keyin ayoli chavandozni etganiga qarshi chiqip bir nima deganakan, chavandoz: 1 dipti.......

shu bilan Chavandoz togrisidigi hikoya tugadi...

[NYyankNY]

Bir chavondoz oz ayoli bilan ketvotganakan..shunda oti qoqilipti, chavandoz 1 dipti, yana bir muncha vaqitdan keyin yana qoqilipti: 2 dipti yana bir muncha vaqitdan keyin 3 chi marta qoqilganda, chavandoz topponchasini chiqarip otini peshanasidan otip ayoli bilan yayov ketishipti....

osha yaqindigi shaharchada uy qiliship yashashipti va bir qancha vaqtdan keyin ayoli chavandozni etganiga qarshi chiqip bir nima deganakan, chavandoz: 1 dipti.......

shu bilan Chavandoz togrisidigi hikoya tugadi...

:lol: Rasa Chavandoz maladec ekan :)

[SmIlIk]

eto ne pravda.

Ya tozhe schitayu, chto eto ne pravda. Muzhchina dolzhen umet' kontrolirovat' situaciyu, da. No, on ne dolzhen tiranizirovat' i diktovat' zhenshine. Mozhet komu i nravitsya kogda eyu vsegda rulyat i reshayut vse za nee. No, eto ne po mne, odnoznachno. Muzhchina dolzhen bit' v meru spokoynim, dobrodushnim i trezvo mislyashim. On dolzhen umet' slushat' svoyu partnershu, reshat' kak bol'she problem v paru sney. Vse znayut, chto zhenshini po vole i ne vole bivayut bolee vspil'chivimi i emocional'ney. Muzhchina dolzhen bit' gotovim izbegat' raznih konfliktov, v mery viyavlyat' hladnokrovnost' i umet' postavit' svoyu partnershu "na mesto" kogda situaciya etogo trebuet.

Kogda ya govoryu, chto u menya muzh s harakterom, ya ne v koem sluchae ne imeyu vvidu - On tiran. On sostoyavshiysya chelovek, kotoriy videl v svoey zhizne mnogoe i ne prekrashaet rabotat' nad soboy. On znaet kak sebya vesti, znaet na chto On sposoben i nikogda ne zloupotrebyaet pkartitechski ni chem. U nego est' uyma chemu pouchitsya. Estestvenno, On znaet sebe cenu. Vot eto i est' ego harakter.

Tiran zhe, v pervuyu ochered' puskaet v delo hladnokrovnost', yazvitel'nost', gonor, ne ponimanie i v konce koncov KULAK. Tiran boitsya, chto ego smogut snyat' s posta. Dazhe esli v nih est' chto to slavnoe i myagkoe, oni boyatsya eto pokazivat', da bi ne poportit' sebe status. Ya bi ne skazala, chto chelovek s harakterom i tiran odni i tezhi lyudi.

[G_Hot]

Tiran zhe, v pervuyu ochered' puskaet v delo holodnokrovnost', yazvitel'nost', gonor, ne ponimanie i v konce koncov KULAK. Tiran boitsya, chto ego smogut snyat' s posta.
Ne takoy uj i xolodnokrovniy raz boitsya :lol:

[Пушкарева]

hladnokrovniy :)


Не такоы уй и холоднокровниы раз боится :лол:

[erkak#1]

Tiran zhe, v pervuyu ochered' puskaet v delo holodnokrovnost', yazvitel'nost', gonor, ne ponimanie i v konce koncov KULAK. Tiran boitsya, chto ego smogut snyat' s posta. Dazhe esli v nih est' chto to slavnoe i myagkoe, oni boyatsya eto pokazivat', da bi ne poportit' sebe status. Ya bi ne skazala, chto chelovek s harakterom i tiran odni i tezhi lyudi.


Это помоему определение "диктатор"а, а не "тиран"а.

Амир Темур был тираном. :) Чингиз Хан тоже... вот почему З Рипер так сказал...

[Shambles]

V interesnoe ruslo peretek razgovor... Po-moemu, Nezabudka ne sovsem pravil'no interpretirovala "tirana" v tom kontekste (v etom mojet byt' i moya vina)... Eto poslujilo prichinoy dal'neyshego razvertyvaniya "tiranskogo" klubka Smilik'om...

"Tiran" poetomu i byl pomeschen v kavychki, t.k. rech' shla o tom, kak nazyvayut devushki/jeny/gerlfrendy svoih parney/mujey/boyfrendov, kot. ne yavlyayutsya podkabluchnikami. T.e. dlya dostijeniya svoih tseley mnogiye devushki/jeny/gerlfrendy (proshu zametit', ne vse) govoryat svoim partneram, chto on tiran/grubiyan/diktator, chtoby tot peresmotrel svoyu pozitsiyu i sdelal kak nujno prekrasnoy polovine. Eto svoyego roda ulovka (malo li ih u Vas???:)). No ni v koem raze, rech' ne shla o nastoyaschih tiranah i diktatorah v pryamom smysle etogo slova.

Spasibo za ponimaniye.

P.S. The Reaper, I hope I've clarified the issue.

[G_Hot]

hladnokrovniy :) kakaya raznica ?:) sut` ot etogo ne menyaetsya :)

[Shambles]

kakaya raznica ?:) sut` ot etogo ne menyaetsya :)

Shalish' G_Hot, raznitsa tam fundamental'naya...:D

[G_Hot]

Shalish' G_Hot, raznitsa tam fundamental'naya...:D lool takayaje bol`shaya kak raznica mejdu Sherali Juraevim i Britney Spears ?? :lol:

[Shambles]

lool takayaje bol`shaya kak raznica mejdu Sherali Juraevim i Britney Spears ?? :lol:

Sherali Juraev i Britney Spears bliznetsy po sravneniyu s toy raznitsey...:D:D:D

[G_Hot]

Sherali Juraev i Britney Spears bliznetsy po sravneniyu s toy raznitsey...:D:D:D ladno opishu etot sluchay v memuarax :)
mojet vernemsya k tiranam , zlodeyam i mavram ? :twisted::lol:

[Shambles]

ladno opishu etot sluchay v memuarax :)
mojet vernemsya k tiranam , zlodeyam i mavram ? :twisted::lol:

Dlya tiranov i zlodeyev mojno otkryt' noviy thread... A zdes' nujno govorit' - ah, women!!!:D

Ya ne sovsem ponimayu zachem v Uzbekistane nekotoriye devushki krasyatsya i navodyat polniy marafet tol'ko dlya togo, chtoby vybrosit' musor...

[G_Hot]

Ya ne sovsem ponimayu zachem v Uzbekistane nekotoriye devushki krasyatsya i navodyat polniy marafet tol'ko dlya togo, chtoby vybrosit' musor... vdrug mimo to to budet proxodit , poto sovchi , svad`ba i polnoe schast`e :)

[Shambles]

vdrug mimo to to budet proxodit , poto sovchi , svad`ba i polnoe schast`e :)

Predstavil sebe: "Voy, anu qiz ahlat chelak bilan juda nozik va chiroyli ekan. Qushnilardan bilvolish kerak tegli-zodlimi, ota-onasi qatta ishlidi, odoblimi, bolla bilan yurmidimi. Ertaga sovchi bulib borish kerak!!!":D:D:D

[erkak#1]

Predstavil sebe: "Voy, anu qiz ahlat chelak bilan juda nozik va chiroyli ekan. Qushnilardan bilvolish kerak tegli-zodlimi, ota-onasi qatta ishlidi, odoblimi, bolla bilan yurmidimi. Ertaga sovchi bulib borish kerak!!!":D:D:D

:lool: :lool: :lool:

Билмадиму, но бизани махаллада кизлага бохона эди ахлат ташлагани чикиш - йигити билан учрашгани. :lol:

[G_Hot]

Predstavil sebe: "Voy, anu qiz ahlat chelak bilan juda nozik va chiroyli ekan. Qushnilardan bilvolish kerak tegli-zodlimi, ota-onasi qatta ishlidi, odoblimi, bolla bilan yurmidimi. Ertaga sovchi bulib borish kerak!!!":D:D:D U menya sosedka na mashine ezdila musor vibrasivat` "moshinasi bor ekan , davay` xoz kirib ishi pishitib chiqamiz birov ildirib ketmasidan " :lol:

[SmIlIk]

Shambles,

Po vashemu mir tak i sostoit iz tiranov i podkabluchnikov? :)

"Tiran" ulovka? Ochen' interesno. Esli uzhe odna devushka i odna zhenshina v etoy teme istolkovali vashe obyasnenie takim obrazom, skoree vsego vi gde to oshiblis'.

Erkak#1, diktator i tiran v lice muzhchini ne mogut sushestvovat' v rozn'. Esli chelovek tiran, to on i diktator v polnom smisle etogo slova.

[Shambles]

:lool: :lool: :lool:


Билмадиму, но бизани махаллада кизлага бохона эди ахлат ташлагани чикиш - йигити билан учрашгани. :lol:


Lol!!! Bohonani ahvolini... :))) Qizimga ahlat tashattirmiman...:laughing:

[G_Hot]

Lol!!! Bohonani ahvolini... :))) Qizimga ahlat tashattirmiman...:laughing: Yog`e , "uydan nima dib chiqaman " disa, srazu peredumaesh` :lol:

[Shambles]

Shambles,

Po vashemu mir tak i sostoit iz tiranov i podkabluchnikov? :)

"Tiran" ulovka? Ochen' interesno. Esli uzhe odna devushka i odna zhenshina v etoy teme istolkovali vashe obyasnenie takim obrazom, skoree vsego vi gde to oshiblis'.

SmIlIk,

ya dumayu, chto mir gorazdo raznoobrazney etih dvuh kategoriy... No, k sojaleniyu, dostatochno chasto nablyudal kak mnogie devushki (opyat'-taki, ne vse) pytalis' ogranichit'sya etimi dvumya kategoriyami... A eto pechal'no...:D

Yesli Vy govorite, chto ya oshibsya v svoih sententsiyah, to, navernoe, tak ono i yest'... I poetomu ya prinoshu svoi izvineniya i Vam i Nezabudke... Ved' jenschina vsegda prava, ne tak li???:D

[Shambles]

U menya sosedka na mashine ezdila musor vibrasivat` "moshinasi bor ekan , davay` xoz kirib ishi pishitib chiqamiz birov ildirib ketmasidan " :lol:

O kakom "ish" idet rech', G_Hot???:D

[G_Hot]

O kakom "ish" idet rech', G_Hot???:D
ya jenatiy , tak chto "ish" v moem polojenii prinimaet drugoe znachenie , ne exidnichay :)

[G_Hot]

Nima balo sizlarni maxlada tuzoroq yigitlar yoq mi ? balki urf-odatlari shunaqadur , mahalla qo`mitasi tashabbusi bilan qabul qilingan :lol:

[erkak#1]

Nima balo sizlarni maxlada tuzoroq yigitlar yoq mi ?
Qizlar axlat bohonasida chiqadi :lool:


Домде энди ока нима дийсиз? :lol:

[erkak#1]

EEEEEEE Domdan zori yo :D
9 Qavatda Lift Honasi bolardi :lool: Ahlat honadan 1000 baravar yaxshi yu :lool:


Унда бутун подъезд эшитадию ока :lool: Кейин нима булади? Овози ширинакан диб совчи куйишадими? :lool: :lool: :lool:

Ман ахлатхонада учрашишади димадим шекилли?! :lool:

[Shambles]

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Унда бутун подъезд эшитадию ока :lool:

Ман ахлатхонада учрашишади диганим йуку! :lool:

Dumalavoman...:))) Ahlathonada uchrashadi deb uylaman...:)))):D

[erkak#1]

Unda maxalda Tuzoroq qizam yoq ekan :lool::lool: Ovoz ishtilsa
qaysi mahala edi man umoman zavchi qoymagnim bosin :lool::lool:


Эксклюзив, курдинми? Кизларимиза узимизага колди! :lool: :lool: :lool:

[SmIlIk]

SmIlIk,

ya dumayu, chto mir gorazdo raznoobrazney etih dvuh kategoriy... No, k sojaleniyu, dostatochno chasto nablyudal kak mnogie devushki (opyat'-taki, ne vse) pytalis' ogranichit'sya etimi dvumya kategoriyami... A eto pechal'no...:D

Yesli Vy govorite, chto ya oshibsya v svoih sententsiyah, to, navernoe, tak ono i yest'... I poetomu ya prinoshu svoi izvineniya i Vam i Nezabudke... Ved' jenschina vsegda prava, ne tak li???:D


Nuuu, uzh teper' vi nam delaete odolzhenie :) Tem ne menee, izvineniya s moey sotoroni prinimayutsya :D

[Пушкарева]

Shas TR pridyot, bitta yomon gap qiladi hammaga za flood, i vsem stanet strashno.

[Shambles]

Shas TR pridyot, bitta yomon gap qiladi hammaga za flood, i vsem stanet strashno.

Togda, poka on ne prishel ya nemnogo pofloodyu i skaju, Nezabudka, verni proshliy Avatar, on byl gorazdo interesney i soderjatel'ney...:D

[Пушкарева]

Derevnya ti, eto je Queen Rania - intellegent, smart and beautiful young muslim woman. kuda esho soderjatelnee. Ya ushla, ne budu floodit.


Togda, poka on ne prishel ya nemnogo pofloodyu i skaju, Nezabudka, verni proshliy Avatar, on byl gorazdo interesney i soderjatel'ney...:D

[Shambles]

Derevnya ti, eto je Queen Rania - intellegent, smart and beautiful young muslim woman. kuda esho soderjatelnee. Ya ushla, ne budu floodit.

Vot, vot, luchshe ne flood', soderjatel'naya ty moya...:D

[Abu Hurayra]

Just wanted to share with you an authentic Hadith about women:

The Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) said: “Treat women kindly. Woman has been created from a rib and the most bent part of the rib is the uppermost. If you try to turn it straight, you will break it. And if you leave it alone, it will remain bent as it is. So treat women kindly.” (Bukhari and Muslim)

[Uyyonli]

please stop freaking off topics o.k. if u wanna talk then then argue somwhere else:(

[Prince]

Just wanted to share with you an authentic Hadith about women:

The Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) said: “Treat women kindly. Woman has been created from a rib and the most bent part of the rib is the uppermost. If you try to turn it straight, you will break it. And if you leave it alone, it will remain bent as it is. So treat women kindly.” (Bukhari and Muslim)

Yaxshi Hadis, lekin bir hillar boladi A disa B diydi B disa A deb tururadi spor qilib!
O'ziniki Tolkat qilib , unaqa bilan foydasi yo gaplashganni!

[The Reaper]

Let's stay on topic.
If you want, just create another thread re: despotic men, and I'll move some of the posts there, and you can carry on with a debate.

To Salahiddiyn:

If you can't state or articulate your own opinion on this matter, don't bring religion into this place!
There's a certain section of the forum for that, and this is not it!

TR

[Abu Hurayra]

Let's stay on topic.
If you want, just create another thread re: despotic men, and I'll move some of the posts there, and you can carry on with a debate.

To Salahiddiyn:

If you can't state or articulate your own opinion on this matter, don't bring religion into this place!
There's a certain section of the forum for that, and this is not it!

TR
Reaper, thanks for your remark,
Just curious, What would you do if someone would bring a statement (on topic)from a famous Person? For ins: "bla bla bla" Mr.X. The statement I had quoted was on topic and it reflects the real life. And I do not want to and I cant force you to accept the statement I had quoted. It is not the case of religiosity and etc. You can ignore if you want.
What I want to say that just be fare. For me Those words were important and I just quoted without thinking about missionary or stmn else. Relax...
***
A man must control his feelings and does not show the strenth of his Love 100%, otherwise women will "break like bone" (behaive unjustice with you, make their nose to touch the ceeling), at the same time you must not treat them either to bad (by showing "0" emotions), Men must sometimes say good(sweet) words to his wife. But as we already mentioned he must not exagarate it...

kindly Salahiddiyn

[punch]

Let's stay on topic.


To Salahiddiyn:

If you can't state or articulate your own opinion on this matter, don't bring religion into this place!
There's a certain section of the forum for that, and this is not it!

TR
slushay jurnalist "bu forum otayzdan qolgan choyhonaemas" da ostav pokoye Salahurdina , on toje po svoemu prav kajdiy imeet "postirovat" svoi misli zdes

[The Reaper]

Reaper, thanks for your remark,
Just curious, What would you do if someone would bring a statement (on topic)from a famous Person? For ins: "bla bla bla" Mr.X. The statement I had quoted was on topic and it reflects the real life. And I do not want to and I cant force you to accept the statement I had quoted. It is not the case of religiosity and etc. You can ignore if you want.
What I want to say that just be fare. For me Those words were important and I just quoted without thinking about missionary or stmn else. Relax...
***
A man must control his feelings and does not show the strenth of his Love 100%, otherwise women will "break like bone" (behaive unjustice with you, make their nose to touch the ceeling), at the same time you must not treat them either to bad (by showing "0" emotions), Men must sometimes say good(sweet) words to his wife. But as we already mentioned he must not exagarate it...

kindly Salahiddiyn

As you see, this time, instead of just quoting something from a book, you shared your own thoughts on the subject.
That's what I was talking about in my previous post. Thanks for your understanding.

TR

[The Reaper]

slushay jurnalist "bu forum otayzdan qolgan choyhonaemas" da ostav pokoye Salahurdina , on toje po svoemu prav kajdiy imeet "postirovat" svoi misli zdes

Read my post above.

BTW, don't ever mention my father or any members of my family, in any way, regardless of how amusing you think it would be. This is not up to discussion.

TR

[punch]

Read my post above.

BTW, don't ever mention my father or any members of my family, in any way, regardless of how amusing you think it would be. This is not up to discussion.

TR

Reaper

well take it easy , sorry if anything gone wrong

i like you brouther