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Mimohodom
12-01-2000, 11:00 PM
SKAZKA O SISADMIHE I EGO SYHE.

Sekpetapshi za kompom
Zaigpalis' vechepkom.
Kab mne byt' zhenoi Admina,-
Govopit odna femina,-
Ya b sidela v Intepnete
Kpyglyi god, kak na diete.
- Kab mne vyiti za Admina,-
Govopit dpyga femina,-
Ya b yznala vse passvopdy
i zapomnila ih tvepdo,
- Kaby vyshla za Admina,-
Tpet'ya molvila femina,-
Ya b emy za vse dela
Ppogpammista podila.

Tol'ko vymolvit' yspela,
Dvep' kopyavo zaskpipela -
Poedaya mandapin,
V dvep' vlomilsya Sisadmin,
Vo vse vpemya pazgovopa
On tailsya hyzhe vopa.
- Hy, zdopovo, lamepica,-
Govopit,-davai zhenit'sya!
I podi ppogpammapya
Mne k ishody sentyabpya.
Ostal'nym hochy skazat':
S solitepom zavyazat'!
Poezzhaite vsled za mnoi
I giploi moei kpytoi.
Raskatili vy gyben' -
Intepnet, passvopdy - len'
Byd' odna iz vas tkachiha,
A dpygaya - povapiha
Ih ostavil Sisadmin -
I za pivom v magazin.

On ne dolgo sobipalsya,
V tot zhe vechep nakachalsya.
Hakachalsya i ppospalsya,
I nazavtpa obvenchalsya.
Sisadmin za pip chestnoi
Sel s Adminshei molodoi,
A potom byhie gosti,
Pobposav v Admina kosti,
Popaz'ehalis' domoi,
V DOOM pinat'sya setevoi.
Ha DXe povapiha,
Ha DXe-2 tkachiha,
I zavidyyut one
Sisadmin o voi zhene.
to be continued...

Gaide
12-06-2000, 04:33 PM
LOL

Cute
12-06-2000, 04:39 PM
Why u use "p" not "r"? But it was cool.

Batarin
12-07-2000, 12:14 PM
yeah why did you used "P" instead of "r" it was so hard to read but good job anyway :)

Gaide
12-07-2000, 12:31 PM
Ppl, i'm sure he meant something by this letters' substitution ;)
Mimohodom, have a mercy on us, why u did this? :)
We are dying out of curiosity here

scorpio
12-07-2000, 07:42 PM
Otvet ochen prostoy,
Phantik poluchil eto po kakoy nibud rassilke ili skachal iz russkogo website. Pomnyu kogda ya bil v UWED to mnogiye anekdoti kotoriye prihodili mne po etoy je rassilke imeli etot je porok. P i R putalis.

Phantik mne ochen jal snyat lavri slavi s tvoyey ne tupoy bashki no COPYRIGHT delo tonkoye i ne nado plagiatom zanimatsya :).

podliy scorpio

scorpio
12-07-2000, 07:43 PM
BTW OCHEEEEEEN SMESHNO ya zabil upomyanut eto v predidushem message

Mimohodom
12-07-2000, 08:46 PM
prodoljayte discussion about "r" and "p". interesno pAchitivat' :)

it is from Peter Norton and early MSDOS based cyrillica.

Poputibilo
12-08-2000, 11:13 PM
MuMoXogoM - TbI Tyga HE ugu
A c|-oga ugu A To CHEg 6awKa nanageT
COBCEM MEPTBbIu~ 6ygewb

P.S. Podrobnosti telegrammoy.:)

sean
12-09-2000, 02:25 PM
dorogaya mimohodka,
poputibi'lo, esli chto ne ya,
best
PS ya bi' do takih veshey ne dodumalsya bi'

Poputibilo
12-12-2000, 01:35 AM
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sorry for my bed cyrillic

P.S. nogpo6HoCTu TeJIerpaMMou~. :)

Mumohodom
12-18-2000, 05:27 PM
:) Poputibilo mojet sdelayesh online script tipa latinizer.com?
a xtati noviy slogan - "? holodilnik, if cordkess=1 and pc=1"
s tebya nblBO.