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A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only
underwear made of Saran Wrap.
The psychiatrist says, "Well...I can clearly see your nuts."

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-- Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian

border. The Italian Customs agent stops them and tells

them:

"It'sa illegala to putta 5 people in a Quattro."

"Vot do you mean it'z illegal?" asks the German

driver.

"Quattro meansa four" replies the Italian official.

"Qvattro is just ze name of ze automobile", the

Germans retort unbelievingly.

"Look at ze papers: zis car is designt to kerry 5

persons."

"You can'ta pulla thata one on me!", replies the

Italian customs agent.

"Quattro meansa four. You hava fivea people ina your

car and you are thereforea breaking the law."

The German driver replies angrily, - "You idiot! Call

your zupervisor over, I vant to speak to somevone viz

more intelligence!"

"Sorry", responds the Italian official, "he can'ta

come. He'sa busy with a 2 guys in a Fiat Uno.