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04-30-2001, 08:29 PM
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forumimizdayam qiziq qiziq joylar borde :?
FerRari
08-06-2005, 05:15 PM
forumimizdayam qiziq qiziq joylar borde :?
qizigi shundaki dustim shu qiziq qiziq joylani ham shu "Germaniyalik"lar topishadi...:lool:
DaeAnd
08-06-2005, 07:08 PM
Bu threadni ochgan odam yoki juda ham siqilib ketgan, yoki ishlayotgan masalasi chiqmasdan og'ir o'yga botgan... Menimcha, ikkinchisi tugri bo'lishi kerak Tabiiy fanlar bo'limiga mos bo'lishi kerakku.
Demak xulosa chiqaradigan bo'lsak, Guestning mutaxasisligi Iqtisod bilan bog'liq bo'lishi kerak.
Pythagor
08-06-2005, 07:17 PM
Bu threadni ochgan odam yoki juda ham siqilib ketgan, yoki ishlayotgan masalasi chiqmasdan og'ir o'yga botgan... Menimcha, ikkinchisi tugri bo'lishi kerak Tabiiy fanlar bo'limiga mos bo'lishi kerakku.
Demak xulosa chiqaradigan bo'lsak, Guestning mutaxasisligi Iqtisod bilan bog'liq bo'lishi kerak. qoyile, bu userlani ismlari bir xilmikin aaaa?:twisted:
Godunov
08-07-2005, 06:15 AM
Bu threadni ochgan odam yoki juda ham siqilib ketgan....
yaxshiyam o'zbek tilida q harfi bor ;)
mushketyor
08-07-2005, 06:37 AM
q hafri ku borligi aniq lekin nima demoqchisiz?
q hafri ku borligi aniq lekin nima demoqchisiz?
Masaladan chetlashmaylik, bumasa Ban olib olamiz :)
Bu thear 01-05-2001, 02:23 da ochilgan ekan, demak eng birinchi theardlardan biri --> forumimizning tarixi:lol:. Buni ochgan odam yoki olib tashlangan yoki usha payt ruyhatdan utmasdan yangi theard ochish mumkin bulgan.
Offtop bumasinde, ushbu theardi ochilish tarixini uylab chiqaylik. Bu savol Logikaga tug'ri kesa kere :P (Tabiy Fanmib bu?)
PS: Tarixni uchirib bulmedi, ushanga moderatorlarimizga iltimos bu theardni uchirmanglar.
FerRari
08-08-2005, 12:24 PM
Masaladan chetlashmaylik, bumasa Ban olib olamiz :)
Bu thear 01-05-2001, 02:23 da ochilgan ekan, demak eng birinchi theardlardan biri --> forumimizning tarixi:lol:. Buni ochgan odam yoki olib tashlangan yoki usha payt ruyhatdan utmasdan yangi theard ochish mumkin bulgan.
Offtop bumasinde, ushbu theardi ochilish tarixini uylab chiqaylik. Bu savol Logikaga tug'ri kesa kere :P (Tabiy Fanmib bu?)
PS: Tarixni uchirib bulmedi, ushanga moderatorlarimizga iltimos bu theardni uchirmanglar.
menimcha buni FLEYM ga yoki Latifalarga utkazib quyishsa yaxshi bulardi ;)
PainKiller
08-08-2005, 12:28 PM
Канака Наука? Ахир бу ута кетган ахмокгарчилик-ку, уртоклар! Бундай мавзулар форумимиз серверини ухлаб колишига асл сабаб! Мана шундай калтафахм мавзулар купайиб кетса, форумимизнинг келажаги яхши булмайди...деган экан битта одам.
а так, мавзуни очган одам zhеее хазилкаш эканда, узиям.
а, бир нарса, атиги 3 та нукта коибди, халиги мессеж бор эдику "мессеж из туу шорт, плиз бирбало килинг" деган, ана уша мэсэдж у пайтларда хали тугилмаган экан шекилли.:D
FerRari
08-08-2005, 12:31 PM
Канака Наука? Ахир бу ута кетган ахмокгарчилик-ку, уртоклар! Бундай мавзулар форумимиз серверини ухлаб колишига асл сабаб! Мана шундай калтафахм мавзулар купайиб кетса, форумимизнинг келажаги яхши булмайди...деган экан битта одам.
а так, мавзуни очган одам zhеее хазилкаш эканда, узиям.
а, бир нарса, атиги 3 та нукта коибди, халиги мессеж бор эдику "мессеж из туу шорт, плиз бирбало килинг" деган, ана уша мэсэдж у пайтларда хали тугилмаган экан шекилли.:D
Manashu qizga juda aqillik qizda...meni yuragimdan urub qolgan ;)
PainKiller
08-08-2005, 12:34 PM
Manashu qizga juda aqillik qizda...meni yuragimdan urub qolgan ;)
Хой Мирзака, нега ундай гап киласиз, бировнинг боласига *секин юзини беркитиб олди*. Куппа кундузи, форум ахли, энди-энди бошини кашиб уйкудан туриб турганда-я. вай, вай, вай, энди нима булади? :D
FerRari
08-08-2005, 12:40 PM
Хой Мирзака, нега ундай гап киласиз, бировнинг боласига *секин юзини беркитиб олди*. Куппа кундузи, форум ахли, энди-энди бошини кашиб уйкудан туриб турганда-я. вай, вай, вай, энди нима булади? :D
rozi bulsangiz to'y buladi...to'ydan keyin... buladi ;)
PainKiller
08-08-2005, 12:42 PM
rozi bulsangiz to'y buladi...to'ydan keyin... buladi ;)
пушкинни укиб турасизми? :rolleyes:
FerRari
08-08-2005, 12:47 PM
пушкинни укиб турасизми? :rolleyes:
men kupincha yotib uqiyman lekin... :lool:
pushkinni asarlarini uzb da paytimda uqiganman nima edi? ;)
PainKiller
08-08-2005, 12:48 PM
men kupincha yotib uqiyman lekin... :lool:
pushkinni asarlarini uzb da paytimda uqiganman nima edi? ;)
анака..у хам сизга ухшаб туш куриб ётаркан хар куни. :lol:
FerRari, sizda ban yuq ekan, ИнКоГниТо'da ikkita. sizgayam berishsa http://kadets.info/images/smilies/ban.gifja mos bulaslar :twisted:
FerRari
08-08-2005, 01:06 PM
FerRari, sizda ban yuq ekan, ИнКоГниТо'da ikkita. sizgayam berishsa http://kadets.info/images/smilies/ban.gifja mos bulaslar :twisted:
Azim dustim endi shunaqami...Maradona bilan Bevafo dagi BAN larni kurmayabsizmi ;)
PainKiller
08-08-2005, 01:06 PM
FerRari, sizda ban yuq ekan, ИнКоГниТо'da ikkita. sizgayam berishsa http://kadets.info/images/smilies/ban.gifja mos bulaslar :twisted:
Азмжонака, истимез балад шекилли-а сиззи? Канака Банн? За што? Пачимуу? Опшим мени хапа киляпсиз-да хозир, ака :evil:
qizlarga gap otkisi keladiganlarga Qizlar degan bulim ochilgan ;) za ento...
PS: Hafa bumelar hazillashdim quydimde, banned rasmni kurib qolgandim
daejeon
10-28-2005, 06:39 AM
manimcha userri barmogi klavaturani . knopkasiga yoiship qogan busa kere....
Martingale
10-28-2005, 11:53 AM
manimcha userri barmogi klavaturani . knopkasiga yoiship qogan busa kere....
Yuq, bu manimcha qanaqadir secretniy code busa kerak:shock: , faqatgina tegishli odamlar tushunadigan, yanada chuqurrrrrooooqqqq uylab kurilarchi?:D
Martingale
10-28-2005, 11:56 AM
Yuq, bu manimcha qanaqadir secretniy code busa kerak:shock: , faqatgina tegishli odamlar tushunadigan, yanada chuqurrrrrooooqqqq uylab kurilarchi?:D
1-hulosa: Nomalum shahs(sender) tomonidan yullangan sirli(biz uchun!) message qanaqadir yahshi habarni anglatadi. Chunki 2-nomalum shahs(receiver) tomonidan yullangan messageni ohirida :P degan belgi bor.
...investigation davom etadi...
;) :lol:
Paki-guy
10-28-2005, 04:01 PM
kim bor? buni ma thread hayka tabiiy fanlar?
Shirin_Qiz
10-29-2005, 09:20 PM
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Lady_G
12-07-2005, 06:13 PM
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VatanparvaR
12-07-2005, 06:40 PM
Ha, bu tabiy fanlar, yani matematika threadi.
Sanashni bilmaganlar shu erda o'rganishayapti.
. (bir)
.. (ikki)
... (uch)
.... (to'rt)
Mana masalan Lady_G 24 gacha sanashni bilar ekan, 24 ta nuqta yozibdi :lool:
Lady_G
12-07-2005, 06:44 PM
Ha, bu tabiy fanlar, yani matematika threadi.
Sanashni bilmaganlar shu erda o'rganishayapti.
. (bir)
.. (ikki)
... (uch)
.... (to'rt)
Mana masalan Lady_G 24 gacha sanashni bilar ekan, 24 ta nuqta yozibdi :lool:
nima sanab chiqtingmi? :twisted:
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ho'sh buniyam sanachi unda
Shokirbek
12-07-2005, 09:06 PM
Tabiiy fanlardagi bilimlaringga qoyil lekin.
infolife
12-08-2005, 03:25 AM
Lady tomin jayidami bolam:lol: Aytudima senga bo'rilarga eshik ochma deb, qara nima qilishipti senga:lol: ha bolaginama, tovushindan urgiliy tovushin ham chiqmey qoptiya:? ;)
nima sanab chiqtingmi? :twisted:
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ho'sh buniyam sanachi unda
Iqbol
12-08-2005, 07:52 AM
Angliyalik Dr Persaud degan bittasi deganakanki, odam ko'p pop, rock muzika eshito'virsa, miyasidagi kulrang hujayrachalar kamayip, forum.uz da tuzuro narsa yozgani erinip qolarkan dep... :)
Lady_G
12-08-2005, 09:31 AM
Yoshligimizda bir maqol bo'lardi, jinni desa bir qarich o'sasan degan :lol:
hafachilik yo'q ;)
a tak 7519 nuqta yozibsiz :lool:
omadlar
albatta, hapa bo'gan o'ris! shu degande yana bir qarish o'sgaysan :lol:
p.s.: rostdanam sanab chiqqan bo'sang, ne san kasalsan, davorlan ukam :lool:
VatanparvaR
12-08-2005, 09:43 AM
albatta, hapa bo'gan o'ris! shu degande yana bir qarish o'sgaysan :lol:
p.s.: rostdanam sanab chiqqan bo'sang, ne san kasalsan, davorlan ukam :lool:
buni sanashni nimasi qiyin, oddiy matematikaku,
mana:
birinchi bo'lib bitta nuqtaning yuzasini topasiz, keyin o'sha nuqtalar yozilgan yuzani hisoblaysiz, siz yozgan holatda bu oson, chunki to'g'ri-to'rtburchak, bu to'rtburchakni yuzini hisoblashni bilamiz,
to'rtbuchakning yuzini hisoblaganingizdan keyin o'sha bitta nuqta yuzasiga bo'lsangiz, shu erda yozilgan nuqtalar soni kelib chiqadi :lol:
P.S. rostdan hisoblab o'trmang yana :D ,
agar seryozni shu ishga kirishaman desangiz menga habar bering, chunki nuqtalar orasidagi bo'shliq yuzasini ham hisoblashga to'g'ri keladi :lol:
Proxyman
12-08-2005, 09:49 AM
nuqtalar soni 8045 ta ishonmasangiz tekshirib ko'ringlar
Lady_G
12-08-2005, 10:25 AM
nuqtalar soni 8045 ta ishonmasangiz tekshirib ko'ringlar
vo yana bir bemor :lool:
sizniyam davorlashadila....... (7:P)
P.S.: Parvarbek, qanaqa sanashni aytmasang jinni o'tarkanmanda :)
Lady_G
12-08-2005, 10:38 AM
Lady_G nega ismimni chala aytyapsiz ??
Men sizga Gulchapchap demadimku :P
ho'p unda Vatan ugly Parvarbek, ko'ngling joyiga tushtimi ukam :P
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p.s.: man Gulchachapga o'hshab og'zimmi chappillatib ovqatlanmiman :P
Iqbol
12-08-2005, 10:43 AM
Agar jiddiyroq olib qaraydigan bo'lsak, balki bu nuqtalar zamirida chuqur ma'nolar yahsiringandir.
Bir qori aka aytib bergandi:
SSSR davrida bir o'zbek, arab davlatlaridan biriga o'qib yurganida, vali sifat bir insonni uchratgan ekan. U kishi studentni ozbekligini bilip, bir oq qog'ozga qandaydir chiziqlar chizip, uyga borganinga solih insonlarga ko'rsatip shunga javob olip kel degan ekan.
Student bola juda hayron bo'lgan, lekin insonning hurmatidan borip shu oq qogozni bir necha domlalarga ko'rsatgan ekan. Lekin hech kim tushunmasdan, unga qogozni qaytarib bergan ekan. Shunda, qandaydir qilip, bir olim va solih insonni uchratip qolgan va olip kelgan oq qogozini u kishiga ko'rsatibdi. Shunda u kishi qogozga bir qarap, qalam olip u kishi ham qandaydir chiziqlar chizip qaytarip bergan ekan.
Student bola qaytip arab davlatiga borip qogozni bergan kishini topipti. Va unga qogozni ko'rsatipti. O'shanda, haligi kishi qogozdagi chiziqlarni ko'rip rosa yig'lagan ekan.
Student esa, bu ajib va hikmatli voqeaga hayron bo'lip qolgan ekan...
Lady_G
12-08-2005, 11:45 AM
Endi bu sho'hlik ortiqcha emasmikin Lady_G ?
Sizga o'hshagan sho'h qizlarga bag'ishlangan gap bor.
Mana shunaqa sho'h, shaddod, yigitlar darahtning shohida tursa yaprog'iga chiqadigan qizlar erga tekkandan keyin, mulla mingan eshshakka o'hshab qoladi deyishardi :lol:
O'zbek halq og'zaki ijodidan.
Hapachili yo, tezro turmushga chiqin ;)
on: Nuqta-bu aksioma, tarifi, isboti yo'q.
(hamma biladi, lekin baribir bilib qo'ygan yahshi ;) )
turmushga chiqamanmi yo'mi, san ukam havotir oma, o'zini bil ;)
manam bilaman sanga o'hshagan yigitlarga zo'r gap yuvulmagan qashiq/yirtiq ishtondan ch*k chiqqande.....
hapamasman ;)
VatanparvaR
12-08-2005, 11:50 AM
manam bilaman sanga o'hshagan yigitlarga zo'r gap yuvulmagan qashiq/yirtiq ishtondan ch*k chiqqande.....
hapamasman ;)
uhhh, udar nije poyasa :lool: :lool: :lool:
sizdan qochib qutilish kerak shekilli.
musoFR
12-08-2005, 01:20 PM
ho'p unda Vatan ugly Parvarbek, ko'ngling joyiga tushtimi ukam :P
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p.s.: man Gulchachapga o'hshab og'zimmi chappillatib ovqatlanmiman :P
9698
erinmasdan bitta bittalab sanab chiqdim. Lady_G, ilojisi bolsa yana berin shunaqa sipatidan, faqat ko'proq bolsin. Copy/past ni yarim soatcha qilib turin
satik
12-09-2005, 05:20 AM
Hulosa shuki, hammelar safsataga juda o'chakansilar.
Uchtagina nuqtaga shuncha vaqt sarflabsilar.
Uyat-e!
Shahnoz
12-09-2005, 06:15 AM
Вай вуууу.... :shock: как нехорошо!!! Одамлар, что творится?!! Эринмаганлар... Учта нуктага шунча вахимами?!! Майли... билмадим лекин...:rolleyes: бу мавзуни яратган одамга рахмат... 4 та нукта куймапти...:lol:
А давайте, бу мавзуда бирорта ОФТОПП Бошлейли... спорить этиб утирамиза...
:shock: Чёт мани ям нукталарим купайиб кетди...
Proxyman
12-09-2005, 06:25 AM
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Shahnoz
12-09-2005, 06:31 AM
хммм.... гапиизнинг маъноси хакида узок уйладим.... мен хам шу фикрдаман...
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Lady_G
12-09-2005, 03:33 PM
9698
erinmasdan bitta bittalab sanab chiqdim. Lady_G, ilojisi bolsa yana berin shunaqa sipatidan, faqat ko'proq bolsin. Copy/past ni yarim soatcha qilib turin
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musoFR
12-09-2005, 04:43 PM
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loooooooooool
satik
12-11-2005, 05:06 AM
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Wahahahahahahahahahahahahah.
Anchadan beri bunaqa kulgili post o'qib bunchalik maza qilib kulmaganidim.
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