Afandi
02-25-2000, 01:46 AM
Hello there,
I have a puzzle for you guess what it is?
:):):)
THE
> RANGE
> OF
> 8
> INCHES
> LONG.
> THE FUNCTIONING OF WHICH IS
> ENJOYED
> BY
> MEMBERS
> OF
> BOTH
> SEXES.
> IS
> USUALLY FOUND HUNG, DANGLING
> READY
> LOOSELY
> FOR
> INSTANT
> ACTION.
> IT BOASTS OF A CLUMP OF
> LITTLE
> HAIRY
> THINGS
> AT
> ONE
> END
> AND
> SMALL
> HOLE AT THE OTHER. IN USE, IT
> IS
> INSERTED,
> ALMOST
> ALWAYS
> WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES SLOWLY,
> SOMETIMES
> QUICKLY,
> INTO
> A
> WARM,
> FLESHY, MOIST OPENING WHERE
> IT
> IS
> THRUST
> IN
> AND
> DRAWN
> OUT
> AGAIN
> AND AGAIN MANY TIMES IN
> SUCCESSION,
> OFTEN
> QUICKLY
> AND
> ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING
> BODILY MOVEMENTS.
> ANYONE
> FOUND
> LISTENING IN WILL MOST SURELY
> RECOGNIZE
> THE
> RHYTHMIC,
> PULSING
> SOUND, RESULTING FROM THE
> WELL
> LUBRICATED
> MOVEMENTS.
> WHEN
> FINALLY WITHDRAWN, IT LEAVES
> BEHIND
> A
> JUICY,
> FROTHY,
> WHITE
> STICKY
> SUBSTANCE, SOME OF WHICH WILL
> NEED
> CLEANING
> FROM
> THE
> OUTER
> SURFACES OF THE OPENING AND
> SOME
> OF
> FROM
> ITS
> LONG
> GLISTENING
> SHAFT. AFTER EVERYTHING IS
> DONE
> AND
> THE
> FLOWING
> AND
> CLEANSING
> LIQUIDS HAVE CEASED
> EMANATING,
> IT
> IS
> RETURNED
> TO
> ITS
> FREELY
> HANGING STATE OF REST, READY
> YET
> FOR
> ANOTHER
> BIT
> OF
> ACTION,
> HOPEFULLY REACHING ITS
> BRISTLING
> CLIMAX
> TWICE
> OR
> THREE
> TIMES A
> DAY, BUT OFTEN MUCH LESS.
> WHAT AM I???????
> AS YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY
> GUESSED,
> THE
> ANSWER
> TO
> THE
> RIDDLE
> IS
> NONE OTHER THAN YOUR VERY OWN..........
>
> > > > > > > > >
>
> > > > > > > > >
>
> > > > > > > > >
>
> > > > > > > > >
>
> > > > > > > > >
>
> > > > > > > > >
>
> > > > > > > > >
> TOOTHBRUSH.........
> what were you
> thinking?
> You PERVERT!
:):):)
I have a puzzle for you guess what it is?
:):):)
THE
> RANGE
> OF
> 8
> INCHES
> LONG.
> THE FUNCTIONING OF WHICH IS
> ENJOYED
> BY
> MEMBERS
> OF
> BOTH
> SEXES.
> IS
> USUALLY FOUND HUNG, DANGLING
> READY
> LOOSELY
> FOR
> INSTANT
> ACTION.
> IT BOASTS OF A CLUMP OF
> LITTLE
> HAIRY
> THINGS
> AT
> ONE
> END
> AND
> SMALL
> HOLE AT THE OTHER. IN USE, IT
> IS
> INSERTED,
> ALMOST
> ALWAYS
> WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES SLOWLY,
> SOMETIMES
> QUICKLY,
> INTO
> A
> WARM,
> FLESHY, MOIST OPENING WHERE
> IT
> IS
> THRUST
> IN
> AND
> DRAWN
> OUT
> AGAIN
> AND AGAIN MANY TIMES IN
> SUCCESSION,
> OFTEN
> QUICKLY
> AND
> ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING
> BODILY MOVEMENTS.
> ANYONE
> FOUND
> LISTENING IN WILL MOST SURELY
> RECOGNIZE
> THE
> RHYTHMIC,
> PULSING
> SOUND, RESULTING FROM THE
> WELL
> LUBRICATED
> MOVEMENTS.
> WHEN
> FINALLY WITHDRAWN, IT LEAVES
> BEHIND
> A
> JUICY,
> FROTHY,
> WHITE
> STICKY
> SUBSTANCE, SOME OF WHICH WILL
> NEED
> CLEANING
> FROM
> THE
> OUTER
> SURFACES OF THE OPENING AND
> SOME
> OF
> FROM
> ITS
> LONG
> GLISTENING
> SHAFT. AFTER EVERYTHING IS
> DONE
> AND
> THE
> FLOWING
> AND
> CLEANSING
> LIQUIDS HAVE CEASED
> EMANATING,
> IT
> IS
> RETURNED
> TO
> ITS
> FREELY
> HANGING STATE OF REST, READY
> YET
> FOR
> ANOTHER
> BIT
> OF
> ACTION,
> HOPEFULLY REACHING ITS
> BRISTLING
> CLIMAX
> TWICE
> OR
> THREE
> TIMES A
> DAY, BUT OFTEN MUCH LESS.
> WHAT AM I???????
> AS YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY
> GUESSED,
> THE
> ANSWER
> TO
> THE
> RIDDLE
> IS
> NONE OTHER THAN YOUR VERY OWN..........
>
> > > > > > > > >
>
> > > > > > > > >
>
> > > > > > > > >
>
> > > > > > > > >
>
> > > > > > > > >
>
> > > > > > > > >
>
> > > > > > > > >
> TOOTHBRUSH.........
> what were you
> thinking?
> You PERVERT!
:):):)