WEBMASTERS, DESPRATELY NEED HELP:)

[Afandi]

Afandi janoblariga bazan chiroyli honimlar muammolari bilan murojaat qilishadi. Shu muammolar bazan juda ham qiziqarli.
Etiborizga shulardan bittasini havola etmoqdaman, o'qib bechora qizga maslahat berila.

Tech support,

Last year I upgraded Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting software;
severely limiting access to wardrobe, flower, and jewelry applications that operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalls many other valuable programs such as DinnerDancing 7.5, CruiseShip 2.3, and OperaNight 6.1, and installs new, undesirable programs such as PokerNight 1.3, SaturdayFootball 5.0, Golf 2.4,and ClutterEverywhere 4.5. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and invariably crashes the system. Under no circumstances will it run DiaperChanging 14. or HouseCleaning 2.6. I've
tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix Husband 1.0, but this all-purpose utility is of limited effectiveness. Can you help,
please?

Jane:(:(:(

Ko'rib turganingizdek ahvol jiddiy. Shuning uchun yahshi maslahat beringlar. Afandi bergan maslahat'ni kelasi safar qo'yaman, aminman silaga yoqadi:):):)

[Farruh]

Hi

Pust installiruet Lover 1.0 kotoryj ne KONFLIKTUET (!!!) s Husband 1.0.
Eto otvet s hodu, esli podumat' to mojno nayti (dumayu) bolee podhodyashuyu
program :):):)

Farruh

[Afandi]

qarab tursam bu Funny Corner koshonasiga juda kam inson qadam ranjida etadi. Bechora Jane''ga maslahat berilar deb ertalab e'lon qo'yudim, bitta Farruh bek janoblari javob beribdila, i to' expromt bilan,:(:(:(:):):)
Boshqa iloj yo' Afandi bergan maslahatti qo'yib o'zimmi o'zim ovutib o'tiraman. :)
Hullas kalom WEBMASTER, DO'HTUR, AFANDI uchalasi qo'shilishib bergan maslahat.
In case of your own version just ignore it:)


Dear Jane

This is a very common problem women complain about, but it is mostly due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 with no idea that Boyfriend 5.0 is merely an ENTERTAINMENT package. However, Husband 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and was designed by its creator to run as few applications as possible. Further, you cannot purge Husband 1.0 and return to Boyfriend 5.0, because Husband 1.0 is no designed to do this. Hidden operating files within your system would cause Boyfriend 5.0 to emulate Husband 1.0, so nothing is gained. It is impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge the program files from the system, once installed. Any new program files can only be installed once per year, as Husband 1.0 has severely limited memory. Error messages are common, and a normal part of Husband 1.0. In desperation to play some of their "old time" favorite applications,or to get new applications to work, some women have tried to install Boyfriend 6.0, or Husband 2.0. However, these women end up with more problems than encountered with Husband 1.0. Look in your manual under "Warnings Divorce/Child Support." You will notice that this program runs very poorly, and comes bundled with HeartBreak 1.3. I recommend you keep Husband 1.0, and just learn the quirks of this strange and illogical system. Having Husband 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest that you read the entire section regarding General Partnership Faults [GPFs]. This is a wonderful feature of Husband 1.0, secretly installed by the parent company as an integral part of the operating system. Husband 1.0 must assume ALL responsibility for ALL faults and problems, regardless of root cause. To activate this great feature, enter the command "C\I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME." Sometimes Tears 6.2 must be run simultaneously while entering the command. Husband 1.0 should then run the applications Apologize 2.3 and Flowers/Chocolates 7.8.
WARNING!
TECH TIP Avoid excessive use of this feature. Overuse can create additional and more serious GPFs, and ultimately YOU may have to give a "C\I APOLOGIZE" command before the system will return to normal operations. Overuse can also cause Husband 1.0 to default to GrumpySilence 2.5, or worse yet, to Beer 6.0. Beer 6.0 is a very bad program that causes Husband 1.0 to create FatBelly files and SnoringLoudly .wav files that are very hard to delete. Save yourself some trouble by following this tech tip. Just remember! The system will run smoothly, and take the blame for all GPFs, but because of this fine feature it can only intermittently run all the applications Boyfriend 5.0 ran. Husband 1.0 is a great program, built does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.Consider buying additional software to improve performance. I personally would recommend HotFood 3.0, Lingerie 5.3, and Patience 10.1. Used in conjunction, because these utilities can really help keep Husband 1.0 running smoothly. After several years of use, Husband 1.0 will become familiar and you will find many valuable embedded features such as FixBrokenThings 2.1, Snuggling 4.2, and BestFriend 7.6 A final word of caution!
DO NOT, under any circumstances, install MotherInLaw 1.0. This is not a supported application, and will cause selective shutdown of the operating system. Husband 1.0 will run only Fishing 9.4 and Hunting 5.2 until MotherInLaw1.0 is uninstalled. I hope these notes have helped. Thank you for choosing to install Husband 1.0, and we here at Tech Support wish you the best of luck in coming years.
We trust you will learn to fully enjoy this product!
Sincerely,
Tech Support

P.S. In case you wish to aquire SecretBOYfriend.com packege avoid the direct reaction of the program with the former one. These programms have virus effect on each other and might seriously damage FUTURElife mother board.


hullas bu bizning maslahat:) shu

NO PART OF ABOVE MESSAGE IS TO BE UNDERSTOOD AS OFFENSIVE NEITHER TO FEMALE NOR TO MALE MEMBERS OF THE SOCIETY. THE RECCOMENDATIONS ARE NOT MEANT TO BE TAKEN AS GRANTED. THE AUTHER TAKES NO RESPONSIBILITY IN CASE OF DEFAULT OR WHATESOEVER.
:):):):):)