Aligator
04-14-2000, 07:52 AM
Shu, Funny Cornerga birinchi kirishim. Yarim soat o'tirdimu, rosa qotdim. Biz bilgan hazillarni ham bir eshitinglar. Albatta o'zimning ijodim emas, plagiaristlik qilyapman. Agar kimdir o'zining ijodini tanib qolsa, uzr. Ha mayli boshladik
In school one day, the teacher decided that in science class she would teach about the elements. So she stood in the front of the class and said,
"Children, if you could have one raw element in the world what would it be?"
Little Stevie raised his hand and said, "I would want gold, because gold is worth a lot of money and I could buy a Porsche."
The teacher nodded and called on little Susie. Little Susie said, "I would want platinum, because platinum is worth more than gold and I could buy a Corvette"
The teacher smiled and then called on Little Johnny. Little Johnny stood up and said, "I would want silicon."
The teacher said, "Why Johnny?"
He responded by saying, "Because my mom has two bags of it and you should see all the sports cars outside our house!"
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One day Timmy is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeing him there, decides to investigate.
"Whatcha doin?" he asked.
Timmy replies, "My goldfish died and I'm burying him."
"That's an awful big hole for a goldfish, ain't it?" asked the neighbor.
Timmy replied, "That's because he's inside your ****in' cat!"
Kulganlar Salomat bo'sin.
In school one day, the teacher decided that in science class she would teach about the elements. So she stood in the front of the class and said,
"Children, if you could have one raw element in the world what would it be?"
Little Stevie raised his hand and said, "I would want gold, because gold is worth a lot of money and I could buy a Porsche."
The teacher nodded and called on little Susie. Little Susie said, "I would want platinum, because platinum is worth more than gold and I could buy a Corvette"
The teacher smiled and then called on Little Johnny. Little Johnny stood up and said, "I would want silicon."
The teacher said, "Why Johnny?"
He responded by saying, "Because my mom has two bags of it and you should see all the sports cars outside our house!"
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One day Timmy is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeing him there, decides to investigate.
"Whatcha doin?" he asked.
Timmy replies, "My goldfish died and I'm burying him."
"That's an awful big hole for a goldfish, ain't it?" asked the neighbor.
Timmy replied, "That's because he's inside your ****in' cat!"
Kulganlar Salomat bo'sin.