The English-uzbek translator

[halil]

This is a small English-Uzbek dictionary program that i wrote in Visual Basic. It is pretty good. I used Jalolov Jamoliddin Jalolovich's (My Uncle, maqtanishni yaxshi ko'raman (hehe)) English-Uzbek dictionary in order to do it. Just copy and paste this URL to your browser. Sorry could not make it clickable because have to study.
http//orion.ramapo.edu/~hdjalolo/Eid.exe

[Sher]

What the heck is that?

AVP ATTENTION! ALERT!

Virus Joke.Win.Jep/Russ

Disinfection Failed....

Halilvoy, oldin antivirusda tekshirish kerakde EXE berayatganda. (Prikol qilish niyyat bo`lsa bunaqa qilinmaydi)

A tak Lamer lamerligicha qolarkande ;):):D
(no offense, lekin haqiqat achchiq bo`ladi :D)

Omad,

Sher

[KROK]

uah.edu easy :)
But halil u should get a life

[halil]

Sher you are kidding me right? I of course did check it before i posted it. I don't know i have McAfee 4.0.2 version. It did not detect any virus. I actually saw it in one of the computers of the lab and it is kinda funny stuff. So i thought it might be helpful while you are overloaded of midterms and stuff. So my appologies if something went wrong. Now i am trying to update my antivirus from McAfee website.
Guys be carefull if you are using your own computer. If it is skul's comp who gives a damn :)

[Sher]

Halil,

Prikol qilmoqchimisiz deb o`ylabman...
Lekin anu uah.edu oshirib yuboribdi, shunga ketdi kerakli joyga ;)

A-tak man AVP ishlataman, kerak bo`lsa key ni berishim mumkin. Programmani o`zini saytidan download qilib olsa bo`ladi [URL="http//www.avp.com"]<!--autohttp-->http//www.avp.com</a><!--autohttp-->

Take it easy,

Sher

[halil]

Krok
Well, i was not really able to understand your securely coded words. You should decode them for me please. auh.edu easy?>|
About getting life I will try my best. Just for you babe. XAxaxa

[halil]

I updated McAfee virus scan and it still could not detect it. Avp detects even not malicious joke files. And they have no bad affect on the computer. It just scares the hell out of you.
Since you see these messages before you run that program you will not be able to enjoy the joke.
Sher if AVP detects even those files it must be really good. Could you email me the key. I am gonna have to change my antivirus :) Thanx in advance.
Krok you take it easy babe (hehe) allright?

[Mavlono]

Halil,

Bitta so'z etimi sanga?! Bildinga nimaligini?
Bilmagan busang "Qichchu!" :) :) :)

Mavlono Sanjar (SJ)
http//sanjar.cjb.net

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[haligi]

HA-HA-HA
ZOR-U ;)
QORQITVORDI ODAMNI HEHE

[IcyCool]

KROK,
>uah.edu easy
>But halil u should get a life
prichem zdes' uah.edu

IcyCool,
University of Alabama in Huntsville
(uah.edu)

[KROK]

Whoever was from uah.edu and posted that mutafakker message...

A ty halil budesh baby svoego boyfrienda nazivat'...
I ne nado prikolistom byt'... Ostryak

KROK

[Sherzod]

Halil, oshna, unaqamasde endi. :(
Unaqangi hazillarni keregi yo'g.
Xudo haqqi jahlim chiqip ketti.
Ukam shu ishni qiganida mandan shapaloqni so'rab ogan bo'lardi.

[halil]

To Krok
Someone got angry, someone got angry.
I wish i could call my boyfriend babe but i am kinda "not gay", you know. And also i am not planning to become one. But your message kinda reminded me gay people (hehe) Because you were kinda wishing me to get a life from deep inside of your heart. So you know .... (xaxaxaxa)
You take it easy. Don't be ashamed it is ok! I mean it is just the way it is. (hehe)
Krok, ortoq xazillashyapman xolos. Agar sal oshirib yuborayotgan bo'lsam uzr. Sal xayotimda ayrim paytlari xursand bo'lib qolaman. Tom sal joyidan qimirlab qoladi. Uzrimni qabul qilib qoy.

[halil]

Shaxzod uzr!
Don't you think it is kinda exciting though?

[Sherzod]

I do appreciate appologize, Halil.
I don't know what you mean by 'exciting', but seems like your feeling of excitement does differ from that of mine(or others if you prefer). But am cool in any event. I am not really sure for how long it might last tho; so you'd better hurry to come up with a real 'translator', and no more tricks, deal? :).
Mayli oshna, omad.

P.S. oxirida o'tirib o'ylab ko'rsam, haqqattan "kinda exciting" shekilli. Ammo bu "manga yoqti" degani emas. :)