Zagadka

[WeSS]

Otkuda poyavilas kurica? :twisted:

[paradigm]

ot petuxa

[WeSS]

Otkuda poyavilsya petuh??? :twisted:

[Bonik]

ot kotta hola

[McLeon]

a kotta hola chyo proizvedenie?

[DIDO]

Vi sidite v samalyote, vperedi vas loshad', szadi avtomabil. Gde vi nahodites?

[Martingale]

Vi sidite v samalyote, vperedi vas loshad', szadi avtomabil. Gde vi nahodites?

vo sne?:rolleyes:

[DIDO]

vo sne?:rolleyes:

Noo !:lol:

[Abu Hurayra]

Vi sidite v samalyote, vperedi vas loshad', szadi avtomabil. Gde vi nahodites?

:D V samolyote!!!(v salone samalyota)...
potomushto avtor zagadki v nachale zagadki govorit shto 'Vi sidite v
samalyote'

[DIDO]

:D V samolyote!!!(v salone samalyota)...
potomushto avtor zagadki v nachale zagadki govorit shto 'Vi sidite v
samalyote'

No, D :lol:

[aKa]

Karuselda o'tiribsiz. :D

[DIDO]

Karuselda o'tiribsiz. :D
Ahhhh, got it!
Yepp, u r right!:P

[DIDO]

Chto nujno delat' kogda vidish' zelenoga chelovechka?

[Pythagor]

Chto nujno delat' kogda vidish' zelenoga chelovechka?

Ko'chadan o'tish kere :P ... :rolleyes:

[Martingale]

Ko'chadan o'tish kere :P ... :rolleyes:

tugri unaqalardan uzoqro yurish kerak?;)

[DIDO]

tugri unaqalardan uzoqro yurish kerak?;)


Adam, topdiz, nu mayli keyingisi..



Kakoe slovo vsegda zvuchit neverno?

[Martingale]

Adam, topdiz, nu mayli keyingisi..



Kakoe slovo vsegda zvuchit neverno?

Neverno:D:cool:

[DIDO]

Neverno:D:cool:

Ahh, topdizzzz,
o`tmayapti, ok, endi qiyinroqlaridan topaman ertaga. ;)

[Pythagor]

Ahh, topdizzzz,
o`tmayapti, ok, endi qiyinroqlaridan topaman ertaga. ;)

Internetdan olib bir oz ko'rinishini o'zgartirsez, bir oz qiyinroq bo'ladi Laziz_uweb uchun. :D

[hangug]

Chto nujno delat' kogda vidish' zelenoga chelovechka?

Davno nevidil zelenogo cheloveka, chesno govorya..:D

[musoFR]

Internetdan olib bir oz ko'rinishini o'zgartirsez, bir oz qiyinroq bo'ladi Laziz_uweb uchun. :D

:D :D :D


______

[DIDO]

Davno nevidil zelenogo cheloveka, chesno govorya..:D

Then u should go to the oculist.

:lol: ;)

[Gerkules]

Chto nujno delat' kogda vidish' zelenoga chelovechka?
пить надо поменьше :)

[DIDO]

пить надо поменьше :)
Unda zeleniy bo`midi krasniy bo`ladide:P

[aKa'd'miX_swede]

nado pereyti ulicu...

[aKa'd'miX_swede]

oops...sems I'm late.

[lavelaso]

Chto nado delat esli ti ne vidish zelenogo chelovechka ?

[aKa'd'miX_swede]

can anybody tell us what's in the middle of the ocean? huh?

[DIDO]

can anybody tell us what's in the middle of the ocean? huh?
Probably, water.

[DIDO]

Chto nado delat esli ti ne vidish zelenogo chelovechka ?
Stay there, where u were before.

[DIDO]

Kakoe slovo nachinayetsya s tri "G" i zakanchivayetsya na tri "YA"?

[lavelaso]

Kakoe slovo nachinayetsya s tri "G" i zakanchivayetsya na tri "YA"?

tRIGONOMETRIYA

[Martingale]

Kakoe slovo nachinayetsya s tri "G" i zakanchivayetsya na tri "YA"?

YYYahshi qqqiz, jjavob GGGeografiya:D

[DIDO]

YYYahshi qqqiz, jjavob GGGeografiya:D

Nnnope yomon bola, Lavelaso topdila:lol:

[Pythagor]

Nnnope yomon bola, Lavelaso topdila:lol:

davom eting DIDOxonim... :)

[DIDO]

davom eting DIDOxonim... :)

V kakom sluchae shest' detey, dve sobaki, chetvero vzroslix, zabravshis' pod odin zontik, ne namoknut?

[lavelaso]

V kakom sluchae shest' detey, dve sobaki, chetvero vzroslix, zabravshis' pod odin zontik, ne namoknut?

v sluchae esli net dojdya

[DIDO]

v sluchae esli net dojdya

Ahha, topdiz, chaqqonakans:lol:

[Martingale]

V kakom sluchae shest' detey, dve sobaki, chetvero vzroslix, zabravshis' pod odin zontik, ne namoknut?

when it's not raining...helll I am lovin it:lol: (c) Mcd.

[DIDO]

when it's not raining...helll I am lovin it:lol: (c) Mcd.

U r late as always , Laziz:P

[Fallen Angel]

Vi sidite v samalyote, vperedi vas loshad', szadi avtomabil. Gde vi nahodites?

Pod kayfom

[Martingale]

U r late as always , Laziz:P

:(:rolleyes::D

[DIDO]

Yestli ne budet dozhdya :P

I'm soryyy, man:lol: ;) Look above.

[Pythagor]

I'm soryyy, man:lol: ;) Look above.

I deleted my post :P .

[Martingale]

ok...anymore riddles or whatever they called?:P

[DIDO]

ok...anymore riddles or whatever they called?:P

Ovqat qilishda qozonga birinchi nima tashisla?:P

[aKa]

Albatta nazar :P

[lavelaso]

Ovqat qilishda qozonga birinchi nima tashisla?:P

maslo,


The message you have entered is too short. Ple

[DIDO]

maslo,


The message you have entered is too short. Ple

I think it's enough to get it. But ur answer is WRONG.:P

[DIDO]

Albatta nazar :P

Gosh! U got it.:P ;) :D

[Pythagor]

I think it's enough to get it. But ur answer is WRONG.:P

DIDOxon I think aKa's answer isn't wrong!!!

[DIDO]

DIDOxon I think aKa's answer isn't wrong!!!

Yess, what did I say, I said U got the answer.
That's right, I know this.:rolleyes:

[Martingale]

here is one from me:

What is the largest possible number you can write using only 2 digits - just 2 digits, nothing else?

[Pythagor]

here is one from me:

What is the largest possible number you can write using only 2 digits - just 2 digits, nothing else?

9^9 is it right?

[DIDO]

here is one from me:

What is the largest possible number you can write using only 2 digits - just 2 digits, nothing else?

22 bo`ladi, right?

[Martingale]

9^9 is it right?

yep;)

The message you have entered is too short. Please lengthen your message to at least 10 characters.

[Martingale]

here another one:

Why can't you take a picture of an indian woman with hair curlers?

[DIDO]

here another one:

Why can't you take a picture of an indian woman with hair curlers?

Their hair is not curly.

[lavelaso]

Their hair is not curly.

Why Jewish People Have Big Noses ?

[Martingale]

Their hair is not curly.

nope

p.s. The message you have entered is too short

[Abu Hurayra]

here another one:

Why can't you take a picture of an indian woman with hair curlers?

Couz They dont even use them(hair curlers)

[DIDO]

Why Jewish People Have Big Noses ?

Because they are Jewish, :lol:

[Martingale]

Couz They dont eevn use them(hair curlers)

Deadman salom,
javobiz notugri lekin:o

[aKa]

Rasm olish uchun fotoapparatdan foydalanish kere manimcha :P

[Abu Hurayra]

Deadman salom,
javobiz notugri lekin:o


Salom Laziz

You can't take a picture of an Indian woman with hair curlers because there would be to many curlers to see anything because of the amount of hair.

[Martingale]

Rasm olish uchun fotoapparatdan foydalanish kere manimcha :P

Aka ga qoyil
;)

[Pythagor]

Deadman salom,
javobiz notugri lekin:o

You can't take a picture with hair curlers.

[lavelaso]

Because they are Jewish, :lol:

nooooooooooooooopeee

[lavelaso]

How did they know Jesus was Jewish?

[Martingale]

Salom Laziz

You can't take a picture of an Indian woman with hair curlers because there would be to many curlers to see anything because of the amount of hair.

Deadman, you can't take a picture with hair curlers you need camera!!!:lol:

[DIDO]

How did they know Jesus was Jewish?

He had long nose, right?

[lavelaso]

He had long nose, right?
noooooopppeeee

[Martingale]

lavelaso, you mean he had a big nose?:D

the last one for today:

Someone at a party introduces you to your mother's only sister's husband's sister in law. He has no brothers. What do you call this lady?

[Pythagor]

How did they know Jesus was Jewish?

Because he lived at home until he was thirty, he went into his father's business, his mother
thought he was God, and he thought his mother was a virgin.

[lavelaso]

How did they know Jesus was Jewish?

Because he lived at home until he was thirty, he went into his
father's business, his mother thought he was God -- and he
thought his mother was a virgin.

[aKa]

Why Jewish People Have Big Noses ?

Because the air is free. :P

[lavelaso]

Why Jewish People Have Big Noses ?

Because the air is FREE

[Pythagor]

Because he lived at home until he was thirty, he went into his
father's business, his mother thought he was God -- and he
thought his mother was a virgin.

It is my answer ;)

[Martingale]

Because he lived at home until he was thirty, he went into his
father's business, his mother thought he was God -- and he
thought his mother was a virgin.

wuahahahha. LOOOOOOL:lol:

you got it from the same site.:lol:

[DIDO]

Because he lived at home until he was thirty, he went into his
father's business, his mother thought he was God -- and he
thought his mother was a virgin.

Hey, what;s going on, u guys found it from somewhere, exactly same.LOL

[Abu Hurayra]

lavelaso, you mean he had a big nose?:D

the last one for today:

Someone at a party introduces you to your mother's only sister's husband's sister in law. He has no brothers. What do you call this lady?

Maybe Mom?

[Martingale]

Maybe Mom?

absoltuley correct;)

[DIDO]

Ok, dalshe, dunyodagi qaysi idishni to`ldirib bo`midi?

[Abu Hurayra]

absoltuley correct;)

At last
ok listen:


There is a white dot on the wall whats it?

(Na stene belaya tochka,shto eta??)

[aKa]

Teshik idishni :P

[DIDO]

Teshik idishni :P

Yepppp:x to`gri

[Pythagor]

At last
ok listen:


There is a white dot on the wall whats it?

may be, Black man

[Martingale]

At last
ok listen:


There is a white dot on the wall whats it?

just a white dot:D

[Abu Hurayra]

just a white dot:D

oooooppppsssss
nope:lol:

[Martingale]

oooooppppsssss
nope:lol:

pashsha oppoq:lol:

[Abu Hurayra]

pashsha oppoq:lol:

90% yaqinlashdiz nimaga oppoq???pasha?

[Martingale]

90% yaqinlashdiz nimaga oppoq???pasha?

un ili kraskani ichiga tushib ketgan...:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[Abu Hurayra]

un ili kraskani ichiga tushib ketgan...:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:


nope,,,,mayli aytaman

Devoldagi qora passha,prosta oq pijama kiygan

otv:eta obichnaya Muxa,toka beluyu pijamu odela:lol:


ok who is next go on!!!

[Martingale]

nope,,,,mayli aytaman

Devoldagi qora passha,prosta oq pijama kiygan

otv:eta obichnaya Muxa,toka pijamu odela:lol:

hehe you just made up this answer, mine is more realistic;):lol:

ok anyways, mine:
A man was sentenced to death because he committed a murder. but he is allowed to make his final statement, after which he will be shot if the statement is false or will be hung if the statement is true. The man makes his final statement and is released.

Question: What could he have said?

[Abu Hurayra]

hehe you just made up this answer, mine is more realistic;):lol:

ok anyways, mine:
A man was sentenced to death because he committed a murder. but he is allowed to make his final statement, after which he will be shot if the statement is false or will be hung if the statement is true. The man makes his final statement and is released.

Question: What could he have said?


Maybe he just said :I m not a guilty(murder)

[Martingale]

Maybe he just said :I m not a guilty(murder)

Nope...hehe...At Last...me feels good

[lavelaso]

Nope...hehe...At Last...me feels good

may be he said i know who is murderer and if i die everybody will know. the murderer was judge ?
its just my thoughts

[Martingale]

may be he said i know who is murderer and if i die everybody will know. the murderer was judge ?
its just my thoughts

hehe good point. It might have helped to the investigation. however the right answer is:

The man said: "I will be shot." :twisted:

explanation: If this statement was true, he would have been hung and thus not be shot. But then his statement would be false, which implies that he should be shot, making the statement true again, etc... In other words: the verdict could not be executed and the man was released.

[Abu Hurayra]

hehe good point. It might have helped to the investigation. however the right answer is:

The man said: "I will be shot." :twisted:

explanation: If this statement was true, he would have been hung and thus not be shot. But then his statement would be false, which implies that he should be shot, making the statement true again, etc... In other words: the verdict could not be executed and the man was released.

Shuncha kutdim yangi topishmoq bermadizlar.
Mayli uzim davom ettiraman:

10'ta sham yonib turibdi, birtasini o'chirsayiz nechatasi qoladi?

(Svityat 10 svechi,esli potushit odnovo skolka ostanetsya?)

[aKa]

Shuncha kutdim yangi topishmoq bermadizlar.
Mayli uzim davom ettiraman:

10'ta sham yonib turibdi, birtasini o'chirsayiz nechatasi qoladi?

(Svityat 10 svechi,esli potushit odnovo skolka ostanetsya?)

1 ta qoladida :)
Qolganlari yonib tamom bo'ladi. :P

[Abu Hurayra]

1 ta qoladida :)
Qolganlari yonib tamom bo'ladi. :P


Super
Tug'ri topdiz !!!

[aKa]

Unda mana bu savolga nima deysizlar?

Наибольший отрыв на чемпионате мира по футболу 1998 года был зафиксирован в трех матчах: Испания – Болгария, Нидерланды – Южная Корея. Назовите третью пару.

P.S. Shunaqa ashulayam bo'lardi bir paytlar :cool:

[shiawase]

Unda mana bu savolga nima deysizlar?
Наибольший отрыв на чемпионате мира по футболу 1998 года был зафиксирован в трех матчах: Испания – Болгария, Нидерланды – Южная Корея. Назовите третью пару.

Kakaya bol', kakaya bol', Uzbekistan-S.Koreya 5-0

[Abu Hurayra]

Unda mana bu savolga nima deysizlar?

Наибольший отрыв на чемпионате мира по футболу 1998 года был зафиксирован в трех матчах: Испания – Болгария, Нидерланды – Южная Корея. Назовите третью пару.

P.S. Shunaqa ashulayam bo'lardi bir paytlar :cool:

:cool: Bir qushiq esimga keldi....
Kakaya bol,kakaya bol,
Argentina-Jamaika 5:0
Kakaya boll.........


PS:Javob tug'ri bulsa birortalariz savol beringlar,man ketdim...

[SayFuLLoH]

Задача:
Мама старше своего сына на 21 год. Через шесть лет она будет старше его в пять раз.
Вопрос:
Где папа?
Решение:
Допустим что возраст сына Х а возраст мамы Y. Значит: Х+21=Y.
Через шесть лет: 5(Х+6)=Y+6.
Решаем эти два простых уравнения: 5Х+30=Х+21+6, Х=-3/4.

[aKa'd'miX_swede]

Задача:
Мама старше своего сына на 21 год. Через шесть лет она будет старше его в пять раз.
Вопрос:
Где папа?
Решение:
Допустим что возраст сына Х а возраст мамы Y. Значит: Х+21=Y.
Через шесть лет: 5(Х+6)=Y+6.
Решаем эти два простых уравнения: 5Х+30=Х+21+6, Х=-3/4.
hmmm...
nu i? gde je zagadka!? ili eto bil prosto pokozatel'niy nomer!

[Pythagor]

Задача:
Мама старше своего сына на 21 год. Через шесть лет она будет старше его в пять раз.
Вопрос:
Где папа?
Решение:
Допустим что возраст сына Х а возраст мамы Y. Значит: Х+21=Y.
Через шесть лет: 5(Х+6)=Y+6.
Решаем эти два простых уравнения: 5Х+30=Х+21+6, Х=-3/4.
Onasini yonida, paqat endi kirishdi chimildiqqa...:P

[John Abraham]

Задача:
Мама старше своего сына на 21 год. Через шесть лет она будет старше его в пять раз.
Вопрос:
Где папа?
Решение:
Допустим что возраст сына Х а возраст мамы Y. Значит: Х+21=Y.
Через шесть лет: 5(Х+6)=Y+6.
Решаем эти два простых уравнения: 5Х+30=Х+21+6, Х=-3/4.

Cron, papa ryadom s mamoy, i sam znaesh chem oni zanimayutsya. a sin v bor'be s konkurentami v zavoevanii novogo domika.

[elDoraDo]

oh i love this :))


qani davom ettirila

[SayFuLLoH]

Задача:
Мама старше своего сына на 21 год. Через шесть лет она будет старше его в пять раз.
Вопрос:
Где папа?
Решение:
Допустим что возраст сына Х а возраст мамы Y. Значит: Х+21=Y.
Через шесть лет: 5(Х+6)=Y+6.
Решаем эти два простых уравнения: 5Х+30=Х+21+6, Х=-3/4.


Таким образом, сыну сейчас минус 3/4 года, т. е. минус 9 месяцев - а значит папа в данный момент находится на маме...

hehe:)

[musoFR]

Pochemu podklyucheniye k internetu nazivayetsa "vihod v internet" a ne "vhod" ?

[Abu Hurayra]

Pochemu podklyucheniye k internetu nazivayetsa "vihod v internet" a ne "vhod" ?
Chunki Internet kokret joy emas (intangible-nomoddiy),qniq bir shaklga ega emas va liniyalar orqali ulaniladi.
Konkretniroq gapirsak komputer Internet tarmog'i bilan ulanishi bu bir aloqa (svyaz) ,Rus tili qoidalaridan kelib chiqsak aloqani barcha turiga ruschada vihodit deyiladi.(VIhod na svyaz,vihod po ratsiyu,vihod v volnah) shuning uchun ''Vihod v Internet'' atamasi ham bu qoidaga rioya qiladi va shunday ataladi.

[DIDO]

Eshshak 7ga to'lgandan keyin nima bo'ladi....?
8 ga kiradi:D

[Martingale]

Nima uchun mushuk yo'ldan u'tayotganda avval chap tarafga so'ng u'ng tarafga qaredi...?

because he doesn't have a life insurance.:D I know, stupid one:D

[_MiZZou_]

Что нельзя съесть на завтрак?

[musoFR]

Что нельзя съесть на завтрак?

ujin
______

[-Resident-]

Eyo rost 164sm, obhvat grudi 86sm,talii 69sm,beder 93sm. Nekotorie lyudi nazivayut eto etalonom! Kakaya dlina ruk u etoy jenshini?;)

[abcd]

Venera Milosskaya?

[-Resident-]

Venera Milosskaya?
haha lol tochno! i tak bistro!